Raven, Jinx, Beast and Cyborg we're watching a spy movie, at a suspenseful moment, as Esther Huntress was about to cut a wire. Just as she cut the wire after ten seconds with one second remaining, Nightwing came in, proclaiming,

"Ranger Girl cookies!" Everyone jumped as of the bomb had gone off, even though the protagonist managed to cut the right wire.

"Geez, Nightwing. A bit of a warning next time?!" Jinx scolded her leader.

"Sorry, just that as I was on my way home, I saw some Ranger Girls, and feeling particularly generous, I bought every box they had!

"Ranger Girl cookies?!" Cy and Beast gasped with delight.

"I love Ranger Girl cookies!" Jinx exclaimed.

"That's right! Minty Thins, Ho-Si-Dos, Tangy Longs, Yellow-Ups, and Striped Delights!" Richard listed off as he tapped the green, orange, red, yellow and purple boxes respectively.

"Man, I don'ts wants no Ho-Si-Dos!" Beast complained.

"Minty Thins are the best cookies!" Raven added.

"Well sorry for getting you free cookies, Titans, I just wanted to support the Ranger Girls by buying more than just the favorites!"

"They already have more money as a company overall." Jinx said. "They don't need extra help."

"Yeah, just give us the Minty Thins!" Raven levitated the others away, and dumped all the Minty Thins onto the control console to eat. Starfire came in through the elevator, and was surprised to see how vigorous they were behaving.

"Friends, what is the cause of this shameful behavior?!"

"They're going nuts with Ranger Girl cookies!" Nightwing told her. She gasped as she floated to her friends.

"Friends, cease the gorging! It is not acceptable to eat the cookies made of the defenseless Ranger Girls!"

"Chill, girl." Beast told her. "These cookies ain't made from Rangers."

"Yeah, they were sold by Ranger Girls." Cyborg added.

"The Rangers do not do the Ranger-ing?"

"Hmm, not really." Nightwing shrugged. "The whole organizations is a front just to sell cookies."

"It's not a front." Jinx started to explain. "Selling cookies teaches the Rangers valuable lessons, so that they can be successful in business."

"Oh, I have always dreamed of being the successful business alien princess!"

"I thought you wanted your job to have to do with cats?" Cyborg asked her.

"That was after I came here to Earth, and learned of the much adorable felines. But while I was the active princess of Tamaran, I did not want to just be the pretty warrior princess to be sold off to a husband, I wanted to be the head of a business that I was really passionate about. May I be of the Ranger Girls and sell cookies as well?"

"Sure, I don't care." Raven said with an apathetic smile.

"Joy! The next we meet, I will be the Ranger!" She flew back out towards the elevator. With her gone, the Titans, minus Nightwing, resumed horking down the Minty Thins, to the Titan leader's chagrin.

Later, they were still eating the cookies, enjoying all of that minty goodness.

"Come on Titans, you're gonna leave all the other cookies to waste!" Nightwing complained.

"Nones them other cookies have the right textures and flavors!" Beast responded, with Cyborg adding,

"And besides, we're all done with the Minty Thin cookies now." Starfire came into the kitchen, now wearing the yellow and orange Ranger Girl uniform.

"Greetings friends!" The Times gasped at what she was now wearing, before Jinx went,

"Awww!"

"Oh my goodness gracious, you are just precious, aren't you?" Cyborg complimented her look, to which the alien princess held her hands to her cheeks, giggling.

"Hey, you got any more of them Minty Thins?!" Beast questioned with anticipation.

"I have all of the flavors!" She showed them a wagon that was filled with all of the possible Ranger Girl cookie flavors. The Titans were shocked up by how many cookies there were, and how many variations they are.

"Booyah! We have the Mints!" They grabbed exclusively the green boxed Ranger Cookies, with Jinx saying in playful warning,

"Good luck selling any of the other flavors, Star." The Tamaranean was slightly bummed out her friends hogged all the Minty Thins to themselves, but it's like because she still has so many other cookies. Heading out into Jump City, Starfire set up her post, where she was supervising two actual Ranger Girls, Mary and Kuki, since she could only volunteer to supervise. Starfire took a deep breath as she sat in her supervisor chair.

"I am the alien business princess." Starfire tried, encouraging herself. "I can do the this." When a potential customer came along, the female Titan became excited, and without thinking, got all up in his face. "Buy the cookies, buy them!" She screamed, scaring the guy off.

"Whoa, miss!" Mary took her hand. "Love the enthusiasm, but no need to be so intense about it."

"Yeah, watch how we sell the cookies." Kuki, the Japanese-American girl told Starfire. "We prefer to be subtle." a mother and her baby son were strolling down the sidewalk. Mary and Kuki went up to her.

"Hey, excuse me ma'am?"

"Ma'am, if we may have your attention please?" Mary tried getting the mother's attention, but she just started to walk even faster because she had no time to buy the cookies. Especially, if there were no Minty Thins. When an old man on a scooter approached, the two children tried to sell to him, but he cranked the scooter up to full speed and zoomed off before they could even barter with him.

"I am starting to feel the hopeless."

"Hey, don't worry Starfire." Mary told the alien princess. "This is how people usually act once we run out of Minty Thins."

"And sometimes, we have to sell with no Minty Thins right from the get go." Kuki shrugged. "It's all just part of business."

"Business that I have no experience in." Starfire sighed. She went through the whole day supervising the girls without selling a single box. When her shift ended, and she went back home, Nightwing asked her.

"So, how did it go, Star?"

"I failed to sell the single box. I fear I shall never become the successful business alien princess."

"If you wants to be the successful business alien princess, then you gots to work on that business alien skills!" Beast suggested.

"But what are the skills, Friend Beast?"

"It says so right here on the box." Raven showed the side of a Minty Thin box, showing a list of steps. "Decision-making, people skills and business ethics."

"Do you truly believe I can learn of these skills of the business?"

"Of course! And we can all help teach you!" Cyborg offered.

"Joy!"

Business skill #1, decision-making.

"Okay Star, the first skill that you need to learn is decision-making." Jinx told her. "Quick, make a decision about anything."

"I-." She was lightly slapped.

"Too late! You already failed the lesson!"

"You need to act of your decisions quickly and firmly." Raven added, before suspending a basket full of puppies, and a basket full of kittens, over a dark portal. "Puppies, or kittens, which do you save?!"

"Oh, I... the-the-" Both animals dropped down into the portal which closed, and turned into an airhorn that blasted into Starfire's ear, making her cringe.

"Too late!" Raven scolded her.

Business lesson #2, people skills.

"Okay Star, let's get to work on those people skills." Cyborg started to explain with Beast.

"The thing about peoples to corporate government is they dumb, fool! They fall for anything that you say soon as you can put some business magic to it. Just use some moderate eye contact, and keep the mood light with a fun conversation."

"Okay." Stuff said, unsure of the recommendations.

"Now, let's try a little role-play." Cyborg suggested. "I'll be the customer, and you two sell me cookies." Beast knocked on an invisible door, to which Cyborg pretended to open.

"What up my mans?" Garfield asked all friendly like.

"Good afternoon." The mechanical Titan greeted.

"Okay Star, now yous join in." He shoved Starfire to make the sell. Cyborg was then creeped out when Starfire walked up to him uncomfortably close, bringing their eyes so close to one another that their foreheads were touching.

"Would you like to buy of the cook-?" Cyborg interrupted her by him pushing her away.

"Get out of my face, girl! Too close!"

"Too soon! And too much eye contact!" Beast told her. "Abort, abort!" Starfire ran out of the kitchen startled by how badly that interaction went.

Business skill #3, business ethics.

"The third and final skill that you'll need to know is business ethics." Nightwing was explaining to his girlfriend.

"What are the ethics of the business, Nightwing."

"Basically it means there are a lot of rules and laws that cannot be broken. And therefore, you should do wherever you can to succeed in the business world while staying within the confines of the law."

"Oh, like do not take the brides?" Starfire asked, making Richard chuckle.

"Not brides. Bribes. Which, yes. It means not taking money from those who would benefit from it. Now that you know the three steps, you just need to practice." And so she practiced. She was able to choose which animals to save from ravens portal, which is the kittens. She maintained proper distance to make comfortable eye contact. And Wayne taught her how to avoid the from shady business practices.

Starfire was at her post again, supervising Mary and Kuki.

"I am the successful business alien princess." The Tamaranean said in a much more confident tone. When a jogger came by, the two Ranger Girls politely greeted him.

"Hello, sir! We have some Ranger Girl cookies to sell!"

"Oh, and what is this behind your ear?" The Tamaranean pulled a quarter from his ear, impressing the guy because there wasn't one there before. "By chance, would you care for a box of Tangy Longs?" It was an easy transaction, earning the three girls about 4.50.

"Yes, I have made the sale!"

"Great job, miss! We knew you could do it!" Mary congratulated the female Titan.

"Now that I have achieved of selling the one box, perhaps I can sell the many more!" Starfire, then got a call from one of her superiors, to which she asked,

"The hello?"

"Starfire, we have never had a Ranger Girl sell anything other than Minty Thins in 48 hours. How do you like a promotion to middle management?"

"Joy! I will be able to sell more of the boxes, and become more successful as the business alien princess!"


3 weeks and 12 promotions later.

"Listen to the me! Listen! Shut the mouth hole and open the ear hole, now!" Starfire yelled into the phone, her plaque having the title of CEO of the Ranger Girls. She was dressed in a grey business suit, and her hair was put up into a compact, tight bun. "I do not care if the government has opened the investigation into my perfectly ethical business practices! You get out there, and you sell those cookies, or I will and you!" She slammed the phone down. Mary, one of her personal two secretaries, walked up to her.

"Miss Starfire, your friends are here for the 3:30 meeting."

"Let them up." The elevator dinged as the Teen Titans and Kuki stepped into the room.

"You have one minute." Starfire's second secretary told them as they approached their successful business friend.

"Starfire, we miss having you around." Cyborg spoke first.

"Yeah, that's sweet little Ranger, who wasn't being investigated by the government!" Beast pleaded.

"Also, you jacked up the prices of the Minty Thins." Jinx pointed out, showing where her skewed personal priorities were. "Even with our budget, we can't afford them in large quantities."

"The yes! That was my secret to build my empire. Cornering the market on the Minty Thins, and doubling the price! But now that I heard your desperate plea, I now realize... that I can triple the prices!" Her friends gasped.

"This was what I feared!" Nightwing expressed. "Despite our training, your naivety and rapid promotions overwhelmed your sense of business ethics, and now you're just like every other CEO!"

"Yeah, you've gone mad with power, girl!" Beast called her out.

"As the Simpleton cartoon character has said, "Of course I have! Have you ever gone mad without power? It is boring, no one listens to you."

"Please save us!" Kuki pleaded.

"Starfire's turning the Ranger Girls into the antithesis of what it stands for! ... and ironically what we ultimately aspire to. It's a confusing mix." Mary admitted.

"Oh, are my two closest Ranger Girls turning against me?" The business alien princess stood up, staring them down with intimidating eye contact. "I gave you the positions of being my secretaries, I can take them away, too." The girls cowered.

"You'll have to choose, Starfire. Us, or your cookie empire."

"Fortunately, I am good at the decision-making now. Get out."

"Hmph. Alright. But I have one more thing to say."

"And what's that?"

"Prepare for the cookie to crumble." Nightwing threw an explosive birdarang at her stockpile of Minty Thins.

"Nooooooo!" The CEO office exploded, with thousands of Minty Thins raining down on the street. Starfire pushed herself out of the destroyed boxes, her bun have come loose, and her business suite singed. "My... my business. My dream."

"Starfire." She looked up towards her boyfriend. "It's one thing to be a successful businesswoman, but to do so at the expense of your friends is wrong. We encouraged you. We helped you. Don't you remember that?" He held his girlfriend's cheek, to which she closed her eyes and leaned into it.

"You... you are right. I am so sorry, Boyfriend Nightwing. I almost discarded you and my friends for my dream. I do not wish to be the successful business alien princess if it means I am the alone in life." Nightwing helped her up.

"Come on. Let's go home."

"Yes, please." She turns to Mary and Kuki, apologizing. "I apologize for my behavior. Forgive me."

"Don't worry."

"It happens all the time in business. Nobody works in business without getting corrupted at some point."

"At least we saved you from the clutches of the business world, Star." Raven sighed.

"Indeed. I would rather just be with my friends now."


A/N: I wish I had some more exciting to post as the 100th chapter. But oh well, the fifth season is overfilled with specials. But hey, we finally reached chapter 100 at all. And are a little under 375k words. Man, how am I not on the TV Tropes page of greatest Teen Titans fanfictions of all time? Sure, it's not a flawless masterpiece, I'll admit, but seriously, would any of you have guessed that someone would write 100 chapters trying to fix one of the worst received Cartoon Network shows of all time, and coming up as one of the longest Teen Titans fanfictions by word count? I deserve some recognition for putting as much effort as I have, with help along the way. I could be ranked among "Quality Time", "Tower", and more as some of the best. Leave a review on how you think I compare to some of the best, and whether my story of FTTG! could be considered one of the best, just by the sheer effort and dedication I put in?