I don't own Naruto or any of its characters, I'm just a fan I enjoyed the anime but I love the fanfics, even more, they made me fall for the whole franchise. Whether I will have Oc's in the fic or not depends entirely on how the story goes.

Chapter 8

Naruto(10 years old) was hired by someone he never thought he would ever have the pleasure of finding making back door deals.'The leaf is a small place.' Naruto thought as he sat on the Hokage monument and specifically on the 2nd Hokage statue.

Earlier that week he had met with a potential client, one chunin of Konoha by the name of Mizuki, who also happened to be the assistant teacher of Naruto's class. He wanted to hire his organization which Naruto still hadn't given a name yet for a special assignment.

'The scroll of sealing.' Naruto wondered in his head. Mizuki had explained that the scroll held many forbidden jutsus within it and if Naruto was being honest he felt like stealing it for himself.

He had grown in leaps and bounds in his taijutsu thanks to his daily training with Hinata who he still could not beat in a pure hand-to-hand match. Worst was the fact she had taken on kenjutsu two years ago and if Naruto was being honest the thought of her with a blade made him shiver.

Though Naruto felt sorry for his best friend whose eyesight was even worse now, she could barely see 6 feet in front of her, but when she fought? Naruto was proud to call her a friend because she did not let her blindness deter her, she kicked everybody's ass in class even Sasuke.

Naruto chuckled at the thought of the first time Hinata and Sasuke fought in one of their sparring matches. Mac duckass thought he was being a gentleman holding back against her, trying to win favors. Duncan Mac duckass found himself with a blue eye, swollen lips, two cracked ribs and a dislocated nose, and a warning from Hinata that he shouldn't underestimate her.

What Naruto didn't take a liking to was the fact Sasuke until now, still tried to get Hinata's attention. The day Sasuke asked Hinata out with the promise of cinnamon rolls and said girl accepted was the day Naruto almost had a heart attack, he had followed them around the whole day.

But luckily it seemed Hinata's only interest was in the sweet deserts and Duckass wasn't a smooth talker by any stretch of the word. Thanks, small wonders of the world, that outing didn't turn into anything romantic.

But Naruto knew time was running out for him and fast. He did not want to become a genin, with nothing but the basics. He wanted people to acknowledge his abilities straight off the bat.

Naruto was lacking in devastating jutsus all he had were the academy 3, well two 2 in his case he still couldn't perform the cloning technique. While Duncan Mac duckass was flinging fireballs around like it was Thanksgiving. He had to get his hands on some jutsus and Mizuki had just dropped them on his metaphorical lap.

The reason Naruto was on the Hokage monument wasn't for the view of the rising sun or for sentimental reasons. He was there for one reason and one reason only, and that was to gather information on the outside layout of the building. checking for exit routes and which streets were best to use to get away from pursuing ninjas.

The other reason he was on the Hokage monument was for another completely related incident. Cue 3, 2, 1, and action.

"What the hell! Who in the name of the log would do such a thing!!" A random voice yelled

"By the sixth path!" Another voice exclaimed followed by another and another until a ruckus was being made at the base of the Hokage monument.

People were waking up to see what the ruckus was about, they would lay eyes on it have their fits of outrage, and wake up others who would do the same, until it became a chain reaction that reached the whole village in a matter of minutes.

"Look, I think I see someone, yes I think I see someone up there!" Some random chunin pointed up and that was Naruto's cue to act.

Naruto stood up, wearing a two-piece bright orange jumpsuit as his long mane blew in the wing. 'Cameras, set, action.'Naruto grind

"Mwaahahahahahaha hahaha hahaha."People looked on in confusion at the supposed evil laugh but due to the fact the voice was so young it had a better chance of making people cooe at its cuteness than tremble at its fear-inducing sound.

"Look people of Konoha, at your leaders who stand no chance in the face of my paint and brush. Look as I humiliate them before you all with nothing but my quick wits and awesomeness." Naruto exclaimed as he opened his hands wide to his sides." People of Konoha rejoice for a new leader has come to take up the reins, no longer will you be forced to listen to an old man who now wears diapers."Naruto's grin could have split his face as he saw the people of Konoha stop talking and gawk at him.

"I Naruto Uzumaki will make ramen a national treasure, with its own holiday which will be every Tuesdays on these days ramen will be 80% off no coupons needed!" Naruto took a deep breath before setting the nail on the coffin. "Now bow before your new dictator, bow and grovel at my feet!!"Naruto finished and the village got eerily quiet.

Crickets could be heard in the background, birds were as quiet as snakes and even the trees stopped rustling.

"Get him!!" Somebody shouted from the crowds Naruto ducked just in time for a chunin to come flying over his head from behind. He then proceeded to kick that chunin on his backside right off the edge of the Hokage monument.

"Agghhhh" the man went flying off the monument as Naruto laughed hard, and grabbed a rope that was tied to a kunai embedded deep into the second Hokages nose before he jumped off the monument following the screaming chunin. Naruto reached the man tied the rope around his ankles and used the man's feet as a standing surface. Before jumping off him and landing safely on the stairway of the monument leaving the chunin dangling upside down by the ankles.

By the time Naruto had reached the safety of the village rooftops he already had what u could only call a platoon of ninjas of all ranks chasing him, he saw Hyuga, Uchihas, Inuzuka's and a bunch of random ninjas he even saw Shisui Uchiha there who was laughing his eyes out at he chased him with the rest.

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'This boy is the best, This boy is an evil mastermind, this boy is a lunatic.' These were all the thoughts going on in Shisui's head laughing in hysteria as he and a platoon of ninjas chased after the blonde menace.

Said boy was jumping from rooftop to rooftop doing some amazing parkour moves along the way to keep ahead of them. Shisui was in the Hokage's office with Fugaku Uchiha informing the Hokage of his findings in the investigation of the underground crimes happening in Konoha.

That was when they heard the commotion from outside, they immediately ran to the rooftop of the Hokage's administrative office and what they saw made Shisui do a double take.

On the first Hokage's face, there were tears and lines around his nose which made it look like the man was cringing his nose in disgust, and on his forehead protector was written "shit Madara was right this place smells like feet."

On the second Hokage were the three tomoe Sharingan eyes And a proud smirk on his face, on his forehead protector, was written "I can finally remove the stick up my ass, now that I'm special too." and now with the bonus of the ninja hanging from his nose he looked like he had a booger coming out it.

On the third Hokage, oh the poor man Shisui tried to be angry for him but he laughed anyway. On his face was drawn a blush and a 'hand' was drawn covering his mouth. On his forehead protector, it was written. " Jiraiya can peek on women's bathhouses all he wants I have my crystal ball. Kukukuku" as if that wasn't enough on his right cheek was written "oppai"

And the fourth Hokage, he probably got it worst the man's face was painted with every cuss word and accusation under the sun" scum, dushbag, mother fucker, cultist, demon worshiper, child pornographer, retard, celibate, horn dog, unnatural blond." and so forth, Shisui was sure there was more he didn't see. Two red lines were going down his nose and he had a blush on his face on his forehead protector was written "pedophilia"

Shisui winced at that one.

They reached another rooftop and this time Naruto jumped down the alleyway the ninja upfront immediately followed suit when

"Boom!!" The rest of them stopped as a plume of smoke came up from the alleyway, they waited for it to clear up, and when it did.

Shisui heard groans and grunts of struggle, when he looked down he had to physically swallow his laugh. There laid 15 ninjas of all ranks from genin up to Jonin stuck in glue barely able to lift a finger, Shisui saw one Asuma Sarutobi there as well he wished he had brought his camera.

"Mwahahahahahaha. ( cough cough)."Shisui looked to the rooftop three blocks away and found Naruto with his hands on his hips as he laughed before breaking into a coughing fit. They all watched him curiously as he pulled out a bottle of water and gulped it down in one go before sighing in contentment. He then cleared his throat and then...

"Mwaaaahahahaha, fear my prowess peasants, and bow to your true ruler."Shisui Uchiha wished he could get the boy's autograph after they caught him, he would post it on his bedroom wall just so that every time he woke up it would remind him of this day and he would get a great laugh out of it.

"Get back here gaki!" Another chunin shouted to which the blond flipped him the birdie and took off running once more, with the chase beginning anew. Shisui did notice the ninjas were not so quick to be in front anymore rather sending the genins upfront.

It took them 3 hours, 5 genin teams, 8 chunin, and 2 Jonin to fall for his traps and rouses before Kakashi Hatake apprehended the boy by using the 'earth release hidden like a mole technique' to catch him unsuspecting. Now here they stood in the Hokage's office. Shisui, Kakashi, Fugaku, and the third himself.

"You can do whatever you want to me, just leave potty out of this, he told me not to do it but I didn't listen. So please leave him alone."Shisui blinked wondering who this potty was Naruto who had his arms and legs tied was begging them not to hurt, he didn't remember such a person in the boy's group.

"Who is potty?" Kakashi asked and Naruto looked up in suspicion.

"I'll tell him if you promise to send him a message for me." Naruto said with all the seriousness in the world even Shisui found himself nodding at the request as Kakashi promised

"Well tell potty that ….tell potty that I'll be….." then came the longest fart Shisui had ever heard in his life, so very loud and obnoxious and the smell was quick to follow." Tell potty I'll be home soon to dump the load I've been carrying all day. Mwaahahahahaha." Naruto laughed and Shisui had to use his hands to cover his nose to block the smell.

"I'll tell him what you said Naruto, maybe he wouldn't mind me dropping a few messages of my own, and don't worry I won't flush so you can read its contents and make sure it's nothing inappropriate." Naruto's obnoxious laughter immediately stopped as he looked Kakashi in the eyes, to which the copy ninja just gave him his Iconic eye smile.

"Shisui-San, can you deliver the message for me ?" Naruto asked and Shisui didn't know what to say to that, but lucky he didn't have to.

"Ah Naruto-kun don't worry I insist I can 'drop' the message on my way to the road of life, hopefully, I don't run into a black cat along the way." Kakashi insisted, and Naruto looked at the man once more in exasperation.

"Okay, who is this one-eyed weirdo?" Naruto asked as he now felt disturbed by the individual.

"That Naruto-Kun is one of my finest shinobi, Kakashi Hatake." Hiruzen spoke though he had none of the anger you would expect from someone who got dissed in public." I was wondering when you would pull something like this, though I must admit 'that' was unexpected." Hiruzen said with a grandfatherly laugh.

"Please Kakashi, cut Naruto-Kun out of his bindings" The third instructed, Kakashi just shrugged and did what he was told cutting the ropes with a kunai. Naruto slowly wiggled out of the ropes and stood up on both feet.

"You're not mad?"Naruto asked with some confusion in his voice, to which the third smiled.

"If what your asking is, are you in trouble? Then the answer is absolutely Naruto-Kun." Hiruzen said with a chuckle as Naruto groaned.

"Really old man? Arrgg what do I have to do spend time in jail, house arrest what?" Naruto asked in exasperation, Shisui noticed the boy was acting like he was wrongly accused in this situation.

"Well, you are going to clean your mess" Hiruzen said as he pointed out his window at the monument before adding. "Then you will have a month of community service." Shisui snickered at the boy's predicament.

"What! Are you going senile old man?" Naruto exclaimed as he began pacing around the room. "I wake up early in the morning, see how dull the village is, use my time! My own time and energy to bring some life into it and this is the thanks I get?" Shisui couldn't help it he laughed, yes the Hokage was there, yes the Uchiha clan head was there and yes his senpai Kakashi Hatake was there but this boy was too much.

"And we have a volunteer to be your overseer, thank you Shisui-Kun." The third said in finality.

"Wait, what?" Shisui turned to the Hokage who dismissed them.

"Go on Shisui, take Naruto-Kun here to the monument and make sure he makes it sparkle," Shisui grumbled grabbing Naruto by the shoulder as he left the room with Naruto in tow. "And Naruto-kun do come to visit sometimes an old man like myself could use some humor." Hiruzen said as he waved them off.

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"You ninjas are weird people aren't you, none of you are sane in the head." That was the first thing Naruto said to Shisui. They were now at the Hokage monument and Naruto was cleaning the graffiti he had placed on it.

"Like your one-to-talk kid, I'd say your the most insane one here."Shisui shot back paging through the pages of his favorite book.

"Yah well I'm a kid, that silver-haired guy is a grown adult and the Hokage is what 90? I don't think you can put us in the same category." Naruto retorted as he moved on to the second Hokage.

"Next time you bored kid, read a book it would save us all the hustle." Shisui said as he sighed.

"I'm going for a lunch break chasing you around all day made me hungry." Shisui didn't wait for the blonde to respond as he immediately disappeared in a body flicker.

'This is too easy.'Naruto thought as he continued cleaning the graffiti, with him going in and out of the Hokage administrative building to restock on paint removers. He would have the layout of the building memorized in no time flat probably by the end of the day then he will go in and swipe the scroll at midnight.

Mizuki had given him the location of the scroll and while he was in the Hokage office earlier he saw that yes, Mizuki's intel was spot on everything was as he said it would be he didn't see the scroll but that was because it was hidden.

Shisui arrived an hour later finding Naruto cleaning the final statue and when he was done he escorted the boy to the Hokage's office to report in. The whole way there Naruto complained asking why he had to go as well and Shisui replied if he had to do it, then Naruto had to do it.

After Naruto and Shisui reported to the Hokage. Hiruzen said Naruto had to report the next day for his community service and Shisui as his overseer was supposed to show up as well. When Shisui asked Hiruzen about his other assignment the man said his team could handle it while he took a well-deserved 'break'.

"Okay gaki tomorrow first thing in the morning. Meet me here." Shisui said before disappearing In a body flicker. Naruto just smirked as he made his way to his home.

Naruto switched on his stove and placed a pot on the fire as he placed some beef there to cook, he planned on having beef stew to celebrate the success of his mission.

As the food cooked Naruto planned and planned, made plans on top of plans picked his escape routes, and a hideout if things got hectic, the food was almost ready. So Naruto put the flames on low so that when he returned the food would still be warm.

And when midnight came he exited his home through a secret tunnel.

Dressed in all black and packing his innovative scrolls into his pouch, Naruto began making his way back to the Hokage office. He snuck in from the Hokage monument using the rope tied up to the second Hokage's nose to descend the mountain and made his way to the top of the administrative office.

Pick locking the door on the roof of the building Naruto snuck his way inside, keeping to the shadows and making no noise as his feet looked like they glided on the floor tiles. Slowly he made his way in front of the Hokage's office he picked out one of the scrolls in his pouch and unsealed its contents. Revealing it to be a sealing tag about the size of Naruto's abdomen.

Applying the scroll to his person his body began to vibrate at an atomic level, he reached out with his hands and it phased in. Slowly he pushed his whole body inside until he found himself in the Hokage's office, the giant tag on his abdomen burned away, and Naruto felt a significant drain on his chakra reserves.

Slowly he made his way to where Mizuki had told him the scroll would be located and that was where he found the big ass scroll of sealing. Naruto immediately sealed the scroll away in one of his special scrolls and waited until after a few seconds the scroll of sealing was released from the smaller scroll.

Returning the scroll to its rightful place Naruto slowly made his to a corner of the office and changed his attire now wearing something that resembled the color of the administrative office, a maroon color. Then he slowly opened the office window snuck out and closed it behind him used the color of his costume to blend in with the outside walls as he made his way down the side of the wall using senbon which would leave holes but not as big as those a kunai would leave to scale down the building.

Once Naruto was safely down, he quickly ran into an alleyway and changed back into his darker costume. Before he began taking detour after detour to throw away any possible leads and an hour later he finally got home.

He got out of the clothes placed them in a scroll, weaved some hand seals, and activated the scrolls function. Naruto watched as the scroll's ink vanished and became blank the contents of the scroll forever lost in its pocket dimension.

Naruto sat down on his chair, got himself a plate and dished himself some warm stew, opening up the scroll he used to seal the scroll of sealing. Naruto read through its contents as he ate his warm food searching for anything of interest, and after a few minutes he grinned.

"Shadow clone Jutsu." He read out loud before giggling like a maniac at the score he just landed.

Authors notes

Some comedy, some laughs, some James Bond-type shit and now we finally have shadow clones. Naruto is gonna abuse the shit out of its information-gathering ability...

I was spamming chapters the whole day damn. I won't post anything tomorrow if I write ill save them so I can drop 3 chapters at you at once