Hi everyone! This is a random collection of silly drabbles I've written for the Twilight Saga. Most of them have been posted before on my Tumblr (jessicanjpa) and I just wanted to be able to keep them in one place. And they're *so* short, please don't feel like you have to review or anything. Just laugh and enjoy :)


Jasper secretly likes soap operas, Dr. Phil, and all other kinds of daytime television because he gets to analyze people's emotional drama without his gift.

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Emmett: Dude, let's go rassle up some bears! Come on!

Jasper: Not now. (Mumbles something Inaudible)

Emmett: what?

Jasper: (mumbles again)

Emmett: WHAT?

Edward: *rolls eyes* He doesn't want to miss The Young and the Restless, Emmett.