In which Carlisle tries to give all his vampire friends cell phones. Just a little precaution after the events of Breaking Dawn.


Garrett: Why would I want to carry a cell? The whole point of being a nomad is to be FREE.

Peter: If I tried to go into an internet café to recharge this, I'd eat everyone before the battery thing beeps.

Amun (hyperventilating): Why are you doing this? There's a GPS tracker embedded inside, isn't there? How much did Aro pay you?!

Benjamin: Yay new toy! New friends! *accidentally creates tornado in excitement, phone breaks*

Mary: I never liked you anyway. Why would I want to talk to you again after this?

Liam: Typical English. Always trying to micromanage their friends.

Zafrina: In case you haven't noticed, there's no electricity or cell service where I live.

Alistair: *holds phone up in Carlisle's face and crumbles it before walking away*