I was so disappointed when Bella ended up being a super-controlled newborn. Wouldn't this have been more fun?
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Two milliseconds after waking up
Edward: Ow! Carlisle, get her off me! Help!
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In the nursery
Bella: But it's been three days, and she's already changed so much! Just let me hold her!
Jacob (guarding crib): You're kidding, right?
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In the backyard
Bella: Wanna arm-wrestle again?
Emmett: *backs away slowly* Um, I gotta wash my hair...
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In Carlisle's study
Carlisle: It's quite remarkable. I never thought that any vampire could be this clumsy.
Bella: Well, it's just a newborn thing, right? It'll get better?
Carlisle: I'm afraid not. I spoke with Eleazar and we are agreed that Supernatural Clumsiness is your gift. It's only going to worsen with the centuries.
Bella: Oh no! What am I supposed to do?!
Esme (gently): You can stay away from my house, darling. Far away.
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In the garage
Rosalie: Don't even think about going in my garage. And no, you may not use your Ferrari.
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In Forks
Charlie: Oh my, Bells, what... uh, sharp... teeth you have?
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In the cottage
Edward: HELP!
