I was so disappointed when Bella ended up being a super-controlled newborn. Wouldn't this have been more fun?

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Two milliseconds after waking up

Edward: Ow! Carlisle, get her off me! Help!

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In the nursery

Bella: But it's been three days, and she's already changed so much! Just let me hold her!

Jacob (guarding crib): You're kidding, right?

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In the backyard

Bella: Wanna arm-wrestle again?

Emmett: *backs away slowly* Um, I gotta wash my hair...

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In Carlisle's study

Carlisle: It's quite remarkable. I never thought that any vampire could be this clumsy.

Bella: Well, it's just a newborn thing, right? It'll get better?

Carlisle: I'm afraid not. I spoke with Eleazar and we are agreed that Supernatural Clumsiness is your gift. It's only going to worsen with the centuries.

Bella: Oh no! What am I supposed to do?!

Esme (gently): You can stay away from my house, darling. Far away.

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In the garage

Rosalie: Don't even think about going in my garage. And no, you may not use your Ferrari.

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In Forks

Charlie: Oh my, Bells, what... uh, sharp... teeth you have?

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In the cottage

Edward: HELP!