How on earth did they get all those vampires to the Olympic Peninsula anyway?
Customs officer: Just lay your cloak on the conveyor belt, sir.
Caius: *scowls* That's "Master" to you.
Customs officer: Ohhhhkay. And put your keys in this basket.
Caius: *scowls* *deposits mini-flamethrower in basket*
Customs officer: Anything to declare?
Caius: I have nothing to declare but this WEREWOLF-TOOTH-STUDDED SWORD! *brandishes sword in film!Aragorn style*
Customs officer: *draws gun* *screams for backup*
Aro: I told you to leave that at home, did I not?
