July 28, 1975

Carlisle: Emmett, what are you hiding behind your back?

Emmett: What? Nothing...

Jasper: *muttering under his breath* I told you to burn it before he got home!

Carlisle: Well?

Emmett: *sigh* *hands National Geographic magazine over*

Carlisle: *reads* Oh, this is unfortunate... four species of North American Grizzly Bears have been added to the Threatened Species list. Naturally, this means we won't be hunting them for the next few decades.

Emmett: *cries*