Inspired by Haemophilus Leona's latest chapter of Frozen Fire (Edward's POV of Eclipse), which covered the second training scene.


Bella: Emmett told me how Jasper wiped the floor with you earlier today.

Edward: I don't want to talk about that.

Bella: And I see that Alice beat you in two seconds flat.

Edward: Nobody can beat Alice.

Bella: And Carlisle tripped you.

Edward: That was totally Jasper's fault.

Bella: And then you totally flaked out when you were fighting Esme...

Edward: I'm a gentleman!

Bella: And then Jasper kicked your butt again...

Edward: What's your point?

Bella: That it's a reeeeally good thing you're sitting out.