Inspired by Haemophilus Leona's latest chapter of Frozen Fire (Edward's POV of Eclipse), which covered the second training scene.
Bella: Emmett told me how Jasper wiped the floor with you earlier today.
Edward: I don't want to talk about that.
Bella: And I see that Alice beat you in two seconds flat.
Edward: Nobody can beat Alice.
Bella: And Carlisle tripped you.
Edward: That was totally Jasper's fault.
Bella: And then you totally flaked out when you were fighting Esme...
Edward: I'm a gentleman!
Bella: And then Jasper kicked your butt again...
Edward: What's your point?
Bella: That it's a reeeeally good thing you're sitting out.
