(if everyone could hear Edward's awesome thoughts)


Edward: We both knew that Rosalie would do anything, give up anything, if it meant she could be human again. Even Emmett.

Emmett: Wait, what? No she wouldn't. You're dumb.

Edward: Sorry, but I specifically heard it in her thoughts on May 16, 1973, and I quote, "I would do anything, give up anything, if it meant I could be human again."

Rosalie: Not Emmett, you moron! Don't you know how this thing works?!

Emmett: LOL this kid's hilarious! Do another one, Eddie!

Edward: *scowl*