For Haemophilus Leona, because she's awesome for tackling not only New Moon and Eclipse in Edward's POV, but Breaking Dawn as well! *excited* (p.s. apologies to Disney and the 1951!Queen of Hearts)


Renesmee: Um... rook takes bishop.

Jasper: Excellent move. Even if you lose the rook, the blockade is broken so you can attack my king on two fronts at once.

Renesmee: Okay, your turn.

Jasper: *thinks*

Jasper: Queen takes rook.

Renesmee: Do the voices!

Jasper: No.

Renesmee: Pleeeease Uncle Jasper?

Emmett: Yeah, do the voices, Uncle Jasper! *grins* *holds phone up ready to take video*

Renesmee: *puppy eyes*

Jasper: *sigh*

Jasper: *glares at Emmett*

Renesmee: YAY! *claps*

Jasper: *clears throat*

Jasper: OFF WITH HIS HEAD! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! BY ORDER OF THE KING, YOU HEARD WHAT SHE SAID!