For Haemophilus Leona, because she's awesome for tackling not only New Moon and Eclipse in Edward's POV, but Breaking Dawn as well! *excited* (p.s. apologies to Disney and the 1951!Queen of Hearts)
Renesmee: Um... rook takes bishop.
Jasper: Excellent move. Even if you lose the rook, the blockade is broken so you can attack my king on two fronts at once.
Renesmee: Okay, your turn.
Jasper: *thinks*
Jasper: Queen takes rook.
Renesmee: Do the voices!
Jasper: No.
Renesmee: Pleeeease Uncle Jasper?
Emmett: Yeah, do the voices, Uncle Jasper! *grins* *holds phone up ready to take video*
Renesmee: *puppy eyes*
Jasper: *sigh*
Jasper: *glares at Emmett*
Renesmee: YAY! *claps*
Jasper: *clears throat*
Jasper: OFF WITH HIS HEAD! OFF WITH HIS HEAD! BY ORDER OF THE KING, YOU HEARD WHAT SHE SAID!
