(if everyone could hear Edward's awesome thoughts)
Edward: Where was Alice, I suddenly wondered? Hadn't she seen me killing the Swan girl in a multitude of ways? Why hadn't she come to help- to stop me or help me clean up the evidence, whichever? Was she absorbed with watching for trouble with Jasper that she'd missed this much more horrific possibility? Was I stronger than I thought? Would I really not have done anything to the girl? No. I knew that wasn't true. Alice must be concentrating on Jasper very hard.
Alice: Silly boy, I check your future every 0.17 seconds. You were never going to kill anyone.
Edward: Yes I was.
Alice: Was not. You're stronger than you think. You're almost as strong as Carlisle.
Edward: *head in hands* No I am not. He is brightest day and I am blackest-
Alice: I wonder if I should have worn the tan pumps with this skirt?
