Inspired by Haemophilus Leona's latest chapter of Frozen Fire (her Edward Eclipse), which covers the Victoria/newborn stuff, with Edward being super immersed in the pack mind. Anyway it's cool because he's SO immersed that he actually feels a compulsion to obey Sam's Alpha commands. So just imagine the prank potential once Alpha!Jacob hears about this. (alpha commands in all caps)
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Feeding baby Renesmee
Jacob: It would be a shame if you were to accidentally EMPTY THAT BLOOD BAG ONTO ROSALIE'S HEAD
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At Charlie's house
Jacob: Charlie is gonna kill you if you ROOT FOR THE YANKEES
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Sparring in the woods
Jacob: I really think you should TELL PAUL HE'S A PINK POODLE PUPPY
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Six Years Later
Jacob: It would be awesome if you would LET ME TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER ON A DATE
