Inspired by Haemophilus Leona's latest chapter of Frozen Fire (her Edward Eclipse), which covers the Victoria/newborn stuff, with Edward being super immersed in the pack mind. Anyway it's cool because he's SO immersed that he actually feels a compulsion to obey Sam's Alpha commands. So just imagine the prank potential once Alpha!Jacob hears about this. (alpha commands in all caps)

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Feeding baby Renesmee

Jacob: It would be a shame if you were to accidentally EMPTY THAT BLOOD BAG ONTO ROSALIE'S HEAD

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At Charlie's house

Jacob: Charlie is gonna kill you if you ROOT FOR THE YANKEES

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Sparring in the woods

Jacob: I really think you should TELL PAUL HE'S A PINK POODLE PUPPY

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Six Years Later

Jacob: It would be awesome if you would LET ME TAKE YOUR DAUGHTER ON A DATE