(if everyone could hear Edward's awesome thoughts)

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Edward: I grinned at him, feeling more enthusiastic about my plan now that he was on board. Rosalie was a pain, but I would always owe her one for choosing Emmett; no one had a better brother than mine.

Jasper: What am I, chopped liver?

Edward: *growl* You got demoted to brother-in-law when you started plotting to murder Bella.

Jasper: They all shrivel up and die regardless. What's a mere 70 years too early?

Edward: And I don't see you helping me set up Ben and Angela.

Jasper: Who?