Requested by Leona- what if Alice had tried to call the Cullens now and then, back before she and Jasper joined them?


Carlisle: Hello?

Alice: Hi you don't know me, um, yet, but DON'T let Emmett go to school today. He's going to eat someone.

Carlisle: *frown* Who is this?

Alice: Just trust me, okay? *click*

Carlisle: That was different...

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Edward: Hello?

Alice: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PLAID FLANNEL DOES NOT GO WITH DRESS PANTS. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! *click*

Edward: It's that stalker girl again, they've got a visual on us somehow! We've got to move!

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Rosalie (now in New Hampshire): Hello?

Alice: Just a tip, Edward's going to be horrible to you when he comes home, but he's had a really bad day, so-

Rosalie: It's the stalker again!

Emmett: It has to be the Volturi... but we haven't done anything wrong, have we?

Carlisle: We'd better leave the country just in case.

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Esme: (now in Siberia) Hello?

Alice: For heaven's sake, Esme, you didn't have to move to Siberia! I'm your daughter, my name-

Esme: AUGH! STALKER AGAIN!