Requested by Leona- what if Alice had tried to call the Cullens now and then, back before she and Jasper joined them?
Carlisle: Hello?
Alice: Hi you don't know me, um, yet, but DON'T let Emmett go to school today. He's going to eat someone.
Carlisle: *frown* Who is this?
Alice: Just trust me, okay? *click*
Carlisle: That was different...
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Edward: Hello?
Alice: ARE YOU KIDDING ME, PLAID FLANNEL DOES NOT GO WITH DRESS PANTS. ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?! *click*
Edward: It's that stalker girl again, they've got a visual on us somehow! We've got to move!
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Rosalie (now in New Hampshire): Hello?
Alice: Just a tip, Edward's going to be horrible to you when he comes home, but he's had a really bad day, so-
Rosalie: It's the stalker again!
Emmett: It has to be the Volturi... but we haven't done anything wrong, have we?
Carlisle: We'd better leave the country just in case.
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Esme: (now in Siberia) Hello?
Alice: For heaven's sake, Esme, you didn't have to move to Siberia! I'm your daughter, my name-
Esme: AUGH! STALKER AGAIN!
