In which Alice and Jasper send Peter and Charlotte to go witness for Renesmee.


Jasper: Hey we need a favor

Jasper: Can you guys run eight hundred miles to our house in Forks?

Jasper: Edward just got married to a human but accidentally got her pregnant and now I have this weird hybrid niece-in-law who was born with a full set of teeth and Irina is mad at us because some werewolves killed her true love so she ran to the Volturi and told them we have an immortal child so now they're coming to kill us all so we need you to come witness for us that she's not a monster who needs to be killed. I won't be there myself since we'll be vacationing in South America but we need all the help we can get because you gotta admit it looks bad. I mean it's not like you have to stay and die with the family, just witness, although I would remind you that I've saved your butt ten times whereas you've only saved mine eight times so please.

Charlotte: ... No?

Peter: Good grief the animal blood is driving him crazy faster than I thought.

Jasper: Look I'll probably be dead in a couple weeks so I'll bequeath my new Ducati to you guys if you do this.

Peter: okay