(if everyone could hear Edward's awesome thoughts in MS)


Edward: I headed off for my junior level biology class, preparing my mind for the tedium. It was doubtful Mr. Banner, a man of no more than average intellect, would manage to pull out anything in his lecture that would surprise someone holding two graduate degrees in medicine.

Carlisle: Such as the fact that condoms can prevent pregnancy?

Edward: *stares at cracks in the ceiling*