Merry Christmas everyone! :)


Emmett: YASSS LIVE CAIMAN IN MY STOCKING! BABE YOU'RE THE BEST!

Edward: *unwraps book* Boundaries, by Cloud & Townsend. Gee, thanks Jasper.

Jasper: *frown* The rest of the series is in the mail.

Renesmee: Our gift to everyone is SURPRISE WE'RE PREGNANT!

Jacob: With twins!

Carlisle: Gifted twins, according to my preliminary findings. It seems that their blood is destined to be the cure for some planetwide disaster due to occur in approximately two years.

Edward: *blue screen of death*

Jasper: *opens envelope with tickets* The Nutcracker? Finally a nice, normal date night. *kisses Alice on the nose*

Alice: It's going to be soooo fun and we're gonna cosplay! I'm Clara and you're going as the nutcracker prince! You're wearing tights ;)

Jasper: No, I'm not.

Alice: *checks vision* haha yes you are!

Jasper: okay

Edward: *regifts Boundaries book back to Jasper*

Charlie: So when's Christmas dinner?

Bella: Oh, we'll just grab a bite later...

Esme: My gift to everyone is their own bathroom. Surely you can't fight over them if we have ten.

Rosalie: Why is Edward's bathroom closer to the bedrooms than mine?! We're switching.

Emmett: *wrestles caiman*

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meanwhile, in Volterra...

Caius: Another toenail?!