I'm sure Edward's tendency toward overprotection is largely due to Jasper's. But the funny thing is, in Jasper's case it never seems to work?
1950
Jasper: These Cullens sound nice but you don't know vampires like I do. We need to keep our distance.
Alice: You're right, it would be crazy to go put myself in danger with a vampire I've never met just because my visions said it was my destiny.
Jasper: Hi everyone we're here to join the fam
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In Calgary
Jasper: Maria's coming?! You're staying a million miles away from this.
Alice: But if I don't meet her how am I going to be able to use my gift for surveillance in the future?
Jasper: *scowl* I hate when you get all realistic.
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Twilight
Jasper: I won't allow Alice to live in danger. This Bella kid is toast.
Alice: Don't you dare, she's my new best friend!
Jasper: toast aborted ma'am
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New Moon
Jasper: Over my dead body are you going alone to Volterra!
Alice: lol I'm already on the plane
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Eclipse:
Jasper: *rawr* No newborns near my Alice!
Alice: Would you stop getting in my way?!
Jasper: *gets bitten up like a chew toy*
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Breaking Dawn Part 1
Jasper: Listen, when the birth starts I want you out of the house. I'll take care of the mini-monster.
Alice: What do you think for the baby's wallpaper? Bunnies or ducks?
Jasper: *sigh* ducks.
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Breaking Dawn Part 2
Jasper: Escape to South America and safety while everyone else gets killed? I mean wow, but it's nice to see you finally taking the danger so ser-
Alice: Silly, we're just looking for backup! We're going right back.
Jasper: The hell we are! You're safe here!
Jasper: Hey guys we're back. What, did you think we would just abandon you?
