I'm sure Edward's tendency toward overprotection is largely due to Jasper's. But the funny thing is, in Jasper's case it never seems to work?


1950

Jasper: These Cullens sound nice but you don't know vampires like I do. We need to keep our distance.

Alice: You're right, it would be crazy to go put myself in danger with a vampire I've never met just because my visions said it was my destiny.

Jasper: Hi everyone we're here to join the fam

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In Calgary

Jasper: Maria's coming?! You're staying a million miles away from this.

Alice: But if I don't meet her how am I going to be able to use my gift for surveillance in the future?

Jasper: *scowl* I hate when you get all realistic.

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Twilight

Jasper: I won't allow Alice to live in danger. This Bella kid is toast.

Alice: Don't you dare, she's my new best friend!

Jasper: toast aborted ma'am

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New Moon

Jasper: Over my dead body are you going alone to Volterra!

Alice: lol I'm already on the plane

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Eclipse:

Jasper: *rawr* No newborns near my Alice!

Alice: Would you stop getting in my way?!

Jasper: *gets bitten up like a chew toy*

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Breaking Dawn Part 1

Jasper: Listen, when the birth starts I want you out of the house. I'll take care of the mini-monster.

Alice: What do you think for the baby's wallpaper? Bunnies or ducks?

Jasper: *sigh* ducks.

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Breaking Dawn Part 2

Jasper: Escape to South America and safety while everyone else gets killed? I mean wow, but it's nice to see you finally taking the danger so ser-

Alice: Silly, we're just looking for backup! We're going right back.

Jasper: The hell we are! You're safe here!

Jasper: Hey guys we're back. What, did you think we would just abandon you?