What if animals could be turned into vampires too?


Lil' Renesmee: Yay, a puppy that will live forever!

Emmett: *immediately travels to Kodiak Island*

Vladimir: Gifted shmifted. The Volturi will fall before our army of vampire vampire bats MWA HA!

Charlotte: Peter, from now on let's only hang out with vampire animals, not people.

Peter: okay

Garrett: *rides past the camera on his undead stallion* The Volturi are coming! The Volturi are coming!

Aro: You plebians are so quaint, pardon me while I prance circles around you on my immortal unicorn

Caius: *zooms overhead on his vampire dragon*