Aro: Well, Brother, it's official. Eleazar will be leaving us.
Caius: Thank the gods. I'll arrange a quiet execution as per usual... uh oh, I know that look. What.
Aro: I want him kept alive! That way I can visit him from time to time and see if he's come across any potential gifts.
Caius: NO.
Aro: But the potential benefits—
Caius: —are not even remotely worth the security risk!
Aro: But have you considered that he's really stupid?
Caius: oh fair point
