Aro: Well, Brother, it's official. Eleazar will be leaving us.

Caius: Thank the gods. I'll arrange a quiet execution as per usual... uh oh, I know that look. What.

Aro: I want him kept alive! That way I can visit him from time to time and see if he's come across any potential gifts.

Caius: NO.

Aro: But the potential benefits—

Caius: —are not even remotely worth the security risk!

Aro: But have you considered that he's really stupid?

Caius: oh fair point