(if everyone could hear Edward's awesome thoughts in Midnight Sun)


Edward: [Carlisle] was used to interacting with humans casually, but Esme was shy. It was rare that she ventured out alone to mix with the mortal world.

Esme: Sweetie, I literally have college degrees in architecture and art.

Esme: Also, I'm a freelance restoration architect but go off I guess

Esme: And who do you think does the fake grocery shopping while you're at school staring at cracks in the ceiling?

Edward: A true homebody, she was quite happy to let the rest of us bring the world back to her as needed.

Esme: Great point, guess who's going to bring me the groceries this week. BTW there's a blowout sale on expired cow flesh this week and we need to fit in :)