A/N: I want to point out I started this, story earlier in the Fall than I did with my other crossover: Arashi Uzumaki of the Blue Plague, but still no where in the beginning, so if you want to know what happened in Blue Plague series before the point I used, you got to read the actual books. Just don't let kids read it.

I'm also censoring curse words as it's too many used in more than just saying usual ways that I can't ignore them all. At least with censoring I'm not going against my usual way of avoiding curse wordsof the Blue Plague series Tomas W. Watson, whose wife is Tina Watson. I should also tell you Watson always based a character after himself in his books, and in the Blue Plague series that's Bruce.

Finally, I don't own the Blue Plague series or the Naruto series or it's characters. But I do know the wife of the writer of the Blue Plague series Tomas W. Watson, whose wife is Tina Watson. I should also tell you Watson always based a character after himself in his books, and in the Blue Plague series that's Bruce.

if you see letters with '-' that's me sensoring curse words in case none of you realized that.

If you haven't read it yet, read this first:

Blue Plague's Nine-Tail Fox's Son: The Fall
Blue Plague's Nine-Tail Fox's Son: The Survival


Never Insult the Children of the Williams-Collins Family

Naruto woke up with Cade and PJ laying on him. The twins were next to Sai. Last night Sai taught the girls how to paint abstract and they just went nuts. Naruto knew they weren't going to get any training done this morning with the kids, but he wasn't complaining. He could tell something been wrong with Bruce even before dinner last night and judging from Debbie's expression when she asked him to watch the kids, so did she. Besides it was Sunday, which is normally a day off for the clan.

Naruto and Sai got up and took the kids to the house. They dropped them off with Debbie Stephanie and Angela where the twins gave the three the paintings they made.

Since he had the kids, Naruto decided to let Millie serve him as he took them command table as Sai got Cade and PJ in their seats. Sai then headed to his seat with the rest of their friends from the elemental nations that weren't in the command group. They were pretty much the only ones who can stand was the only one there, Naruto could tell Bruce was more relaxed than he had been since Alex's death so he guessed Debbie succeeded. Naruto helped the twins to their chairs on either side of Bruce before putting P

. Mike came in and sat down in his spot. "Angela and Stephanie aren't in a good mood now," Mike told Bruce. "I don't know what you said or did, but they look like they're on the warpath."

"What happened?" Naruto asked.

"Nothing," Bruce answered quickly.

Naruto shrugged and got back to eating. Debbie Stephanie and Angela came in and greeted the kids. The twins got to show them the artwork they made which seem to even make Stephanie and Angela relax.

"I didn't know Sai was good with kids," Angela said.

"Neither did I. The twins saw some of Sai's art and they wanted to paint too. Next thing I know, the twins were sleeping in Sai's bunk," Naruto said. "He even showed them the picture book he made for his brother. He doesn't show that to just anyone."

"Maybe we should have Sai teach art class for kids when we add onto the roster," Nancy suggested.

No one argued against it as it sounded like an idea. They even brought it up to Susan when she and Conner came in.

That day he was helping Paul with construction. Since Choji joined the clan, Naruto was assigned less time on construction. By noon Naruto was at the woods helping take down trees around the fence and moving the wood to storage. By evening he had dinner, watch movie with the clan and then another command meeting to go over what was going to be said tomorrow They arranged the projects by priority. They talked to the pilots to find out what they needed to teach classes. Of course this meant they were going to need a way to identify those who can fly.

The next morning Naruto got his morning training in before heading in for breakfast. To his and Bruce's amazement, Stephanie and Angela showed up with the kids but without Debbie.

"Where's Debbie?"Bruce asked.

"She said she had to get something and would be here in a minute," Stephanie told him.

Marcus and Caroll came in, followed by sixty people. Fortunately Debbie had pointed out that the ha;ll needed more tables and had gotten several dozen on her scavenging run in Shreveport. Marcus and Carroll came over to the table and stopped to hug the newlyweds. Carroll gave each couple a handmade quilt, which the girls went crazy over.

They made their way around the tables giving hugs, including Shikamaru after Naruto introduced them, much to Shikamaru's embarrassment. Naruto then took them to meet the rest of his friends. Carroll fell in love with Akamaru and gave him a good petting. Marcus commented that he could tell a good dog just by looking at it and Kiba did a good job raising Akamaru. Pretty much each of Naruto's friends got along with the Sneads.

Finally after introduction they headed back to the command table and took their seats just as Debbie came in carrying a book. Debbie handed the book to Stephanie. "Read this," she said.

When Stephanie grabbed the book, Naruto saw the words 'The Holy Bible'. Stephanie looked at the bible and asked, "Why do you want me to read this?"

"You've read every book Bruce has given you about warfare, weapons, tactics, hand to hand combat, and other c-. This book is just as important to the family you're now part of," Debbie told her. Stephanie shrugged her shoulder and nodded her head without much enthusiasm. "How many times have you been to church, Stephanie?"

Stephanie closed her eyes, then opened them. "One hundred and sixteen times."

"All those times were when you went with us, weren't they?" Debbie asked. Stephanie nodded her head yes. "I should have noticed years ago that you didn't go as a kid. That is the Bible my Daddy gave to me that I'm giving you. So for me, please read it?"

"Okay," Stephanie said, smiling as she opened the Bible and started to read. Debbie was going to tell her she didn't have to read it here and now, but stopped, mesmerized by Stephanie.

Stephanie would drag her finger down each of the four columns, her lips quivering, then she would flip the page. She only spent thirty seconds before she flipped the page. Everyone at the table just stared, watching her go through the book of the Bible. Even PJ watched, granted, it was only for a few minutes, but he did watch. When he let everyone know he was tired of watching, Debbie just handed him a bowl of oatmeal. Oatmeal to PJ was something to play with, not eat, as he grabbed a handful to slow the oatmeal his death grip.

When Stephanie reached the second hour, almost everyone in the hall had come over to the table to watch. Every now and then Stephanie would laugh or go "Aww," but her finger never stopped moving. In just under four hours, Stephanie closed the book and looked up at Debbie.

"Now I know why everyone made a big deal about Naruto walking on water," Stephanie said.

"Wait, you mean that book has to do with why people ask me if I can turn flesh into bread and blood into wine everytime someone finds out I can walk on water?" Naruto asked.

"We been asked that since we arrived," Shikamaru also noted.

Stephanie nodded. Then she looked around to see everyone staring at her, including the ninjas as they never knew someone who can read that fast. "Why is everyone watching me? It's freaking me out."

"Did you just read the whole bible?" Marcus asked with awe.

"Yes," Stephanie answered nervously.

"Hay Marcus, watch this," Bruce said, turning to Stephanie. "Romans 8:20."

Stephanie closed her eYes. "And we know that in all things God works for the good of those who love him, who have been called according to his purpose," she recited.

"Amen," Carol said.

Father Thomas came over. "You ave never read the bible before?" he asked.

"No, but I have to admit it was pretty good," Stephanie replied.

"Father, I hope you studied well," Bruce said, and Debbie kicked him under the table, making him wince.

"Well, it's good to know I have someone to correct me if I stray," Father Thomas replied, smiling.

"You have no idea, Father," Bruce said as Debbie kicked him again. "Stop that, d- it! You have combat boots, and it hurts," he told Debbie.

"I was hoping to cut it off your mouth before it spoke," Debbie shot back.

Marcus laughed and said. "Don't push it, Bruce. I fell asleep one time in church twenty years ago, and Carroll popped me so hard on the back of the head I fell off the bench."

"Better watch out, then, Shikamaru," Naruto said with a chuckle

"Troublesome," Shikamaru responded.

Father Thomas laughed then turned to Bruce. "May I start the service now, Bruce."

Still rubbing his leg, Bruce nodded his head, and Father Thomas went to the front of the hall and start the mass. The ninjas that weren't in the command group had left, but with the meeting just after the session, Yamato decided that the ninjas in the command group should stay to set a good example. They don't have to listen to what was being said but it would be appreciated.

Father Thomas was barely into his sermon before Stephanie raised her hand. Father Thomas motioned to her, and Stephanie and asked a question. After he answered, he continued with the service. After the third time Stephanie raised her hand, Bruce pulled it down and told her to save her questions until after class. That earned him another kick from Debbie.

However, without the interruptions, Shikamaru ended up falling asleep few minutes into the sermon, only for Carroll to hit him in the back of the head knocking him down.

"Be more respectful and stay awake!" Carroll snapped.

"What a drag," Shikamaru groaned.

After the sermon, Father Thomas handed the floor to Bruce. Bruce called on Paul to start it off. Paul spoke for an hour, telling about accomplishments and new projects. After Paul, Bruce sent up Debbie and Nancy to go over changes to the work schedule and classes that were being started.

Next, Bruce sent Bill, Temari and Will to go over training and the law at the farm. Temari made sure to add that laws and orders are only allowed to be broken if someone sees someone else in any danger and can help them.

"We put others before ourselves. That's how we will save humanity," Temari added.

Bruce nodded. Then they call out the people's names that could go on patrols. They gave each of them a yellow bandana and the pin to wear that had a small M-4 on it. Next they handed out the pins to those that could carry around a weapon. Out of the 364 plus people, only seventy-seven or so didn't have carry privileges including Naruto's friends that arrived with Willie's group.

Naruto went up and reassured everyone that the ninjas will be learning how to use hand guns as those been proven most effective and safest for the user in ninjutsu. He reassure everyone that the ninja headbands isn't to signal them out as people who can use jutsu, but that they worked hard to earn their headbands and it's only fair they're allowed to wear their headbands.

Jake and Matt went next. After their briefing, they pulled the shades and showed the UAV video of the mob at the refinery. Then they showed Bruce running around acting crazy at Fort Polk, grabbing weapons with Mike joining in every now and then before having to get back to work. When they were finished, ninety-nine percent of the people had tears in their eyes from laughing so hard.

Bruce walked to the front of the room as the boys went back to the table. He cleared his throat. "Okay, first we will have a ceremony for those that we lost this week. The ceremony will take place this afternoon. Next, I want to say that I know we are pushing everyone hard, but my family and I are doing the same amount of work plus more. We want to ensure we can be safe here," Bruce stopped as a hand shot up in the back. "Sir, I will take questions at the end," Bruce said.

"Mr. Bruce, this is important," Bruce heard a male voice said.

Bruce looked around the room. "This is the only question I'm going to take until the end. Sir if you would stand up, say your name, and ask your question."

A man of Asian descent stood up, "My name is Henry Li and I didn't want this to get missed again. I wanted to say several of us think you and the command groups are doing too much. Even the lazy Shikamaru been working hard. A lot of murmurs of agreement came from the room.

"That's because Mike drags me to help with the defenses," Shikamaru complained.

"Thank you. Henry and others, for noticing, but we have a lot to do,"Bruce answered.

"Mr. Bruce we see you and every member of the command group up at all hours working on projects, pulling guard duty going on patrols, scavenging groups, treating the injured, and the list goes on. We think you're pushing them too hard, along with yourself. I, for one, have seen you fight, and want to keep you rested in case we are attacked here or when we have people leave and get attacked, you can go save them. To see you doing tasks others can do doesn't make sense," Henry said, getting a standing ovation. When the clapping died down and before Bruce could speak, Henry started again.

"You have guard duty tonight and duty tomorrow. Everyone else gets time off for night guard duty, why not you? I will take your guard duty tonight, Mr. Bruce." Henry said proudly

Naruto noticed panic filling Bruce as though he was about to lose something important.

No way guard duty is that important to Bruce, Naruto thought. Something else must be going on when he's on guard duty.

"Henry, guard duty is when I have a chance to be alone and organize my thoughts." Bruce argued.

"You can still do that, but I will take your duty for you," Henry said which didn't ease Bruce as he started stuttering. Debbie stood up.

"Baby, they don't want you to work yourself into the ground," Debbie said, and many people sighed with relief when Debbie took their side.

"But guard duty, baby," Bruce whined like a little kid, stomping his feet.

Debbie smiled. "Bruce, everyone that knows you knows you like to have a few hours of solitude about once a week. I propose that every Monday, we will clear everyone out of the shop, and you can just putter around your ship from noon to 1800."

Bruce perked up. "Six hours of me time? I can play with the new weapons?" Bruce threw in so no body got suspicious.

"You can do whatever you want for those six hours, but no guard duty unless we are under threat." Debbie continued.

"Oh goodie, goodie!" Bruce said with joy.

"But what about the rest of you and all the other stuff he does," Mr. Li asked. Bruce looked like he wanted to tell Henry to shut up.

Debbie laughed. "Mr. Li, if Bruce slows down, we all slow down. As for the rest of the stuff he does, let's start small and go from there." Henry accepted her response, and Debbie got a round of applause.

"Maybe now I can get some more time to just watch clouds now," Shikamaru muttered as Naruto laughed.

Bruce smiled as he started again. "Okay, from now on Sunday will be a day of rest unless it's a vital project or guard duty. All Christian holidays will be observed so we can live and not just survive. Any other religious holidays need to be brought up to command group before hand if there are any that isn't christian before hand so we can work your schedule around it. This Saturday, we will have a day of celebration and dance, because we are alive. Wear anything you want for it." The hall erupted in thunderous cheer that hurt Bruce's ears. Naruto brought up about there being other religious holidays yesterday since they were bringing in anyone that wants to join the clan. Bruce didn't care about it now. Tomorrow was fun time.

Bruce went over the rest of his agenda then restated the rules and punishments. When he was finished, he asked for questions. Bruce started around the room answering questions, most dealing with the dance. Then came the inevitable: Jenny Green.

She stood up. "Jenny Green, and first, I want to make an objection to giving guns to twelve year-old kids, and not just regular guns, but military weapons. They are kids and should not be carrying weapons and being taught how to kill. I will address the rest of my complaints after each one is dealt with," Jenny snapped.

"Here we go again," Naruto complained. "I wish we just sentence her to s- detail and be done with this."

Fortunately Bruce was too happy even to be p- off. "Well, your complaint is b-. Bill, where is Frank?"

Bill hollered from the back of the room, holding up Frank. Bruce pointed at Frank. "He's only nine, and he carries a submachine gun. His daddy taught him. According to Yamato, ninjas have been trained to in the way of the ninja when they start the academy including how to fight."

'That is what I'm talking about. These are kids. They need to find themselves and explore the world, not learn how to kill," Jenny snapped.

"That might of won you favors before the fall, but in case you didn't notice, those who don't know how to kill will be killed by blues or raped by gangs," Naruto argued. "It's survival of the fittest out there and you want to take away our only chance of survival!"

"Like you're the one to talk. I seen you work with those three kids who follow you hard. They're human beings, not an animal like you are," Jenny said. "How are you even part of the command group? I want to be part of it to help guide the welfare of the kids."

Naruto was about to argue that Susan was over the kids' welfare and school with Maria to helping her when Bruce interrupted. "First off, Jenny, Naruto is a hero, not just some animal. Secondly, there's a judge and a congressman outside right now picking up s- because they wanted to take charge of my land and this clan. I'm in a very good mood. Don't spoil it by pushing your luck. You'll never be put on the command group. You are as fake as a three-dollar bill. All you want to do is have some power to make people miserable and feel important. I bet you even fake your orgasms." Bruce challenged, getting a lot of snickering.

Jenny just stood there with her mouth open, not believing what Bruce was telling her. Before Jenny could speak, Bruce started again. "I know you have two kids, a boy that's fourteen and a girl that's twelve. THe only reason they're alive is because we rescued your group. Those 'kids' you talk about were part of your rescue. Naruto is right, it's survival of the fittest out there, and you are the one abusing a child by refusing to let her kids learn how to survive. Let me tell you something, though. When their names come up to learn they will, just as you will whether its with the rest of the clan or on s- detail. If you don't, you will be thrown out. YOur kids will be able to make their own decisions."

Jenny looked at Bruce with hate in her eyes. "Don't even think you will teach my kids like you have taught yours."

"You're getting on dangerous ground here, woman. You better choose your next words very carefully or shut up," Bruce warned her. If Jenny would have been smart, she would have seen people moving away from her, but she wasn't smart.

Jenny just smiled. "Yeah, I'm talking about your kids. Especially that stupid boy that married your daughter-"

Bruce cut her off, "You better take that back fast, woman," he advised Jenny. Out of the corner of his eye, Bruce saw Nancy in a dead run toward Jenny. "Too late," Bruce said just as Nancy bowled over Jenny, knocking her over the table.

"All right! Here we go again!" Naruto cheered. "Go Nancy!"

Nancy started driving punches to Jenny's face like she was trying as hard as she could to push Jenny's face out the back of her skull.

Jenny's husband ran to pull Nancy off as Bruce yelled, "Hey man, I wouldn't do that!" THe husband, hearing someone yell, look up in time to see Debbie's boots hit his face with a drop kick.

Two of Jenny's friends went to try to pull Nancy off and before Bruce could even warn them, Angela and Stphanie tackled them. Bruce looked up, seeing Danny running over to join the melee. He ran over, intercepting her and wrapping his arms around her to hold her back.

"Let me go, Daddy!" She talked about my Matt!" Danny screamed at the top of her lungs, tears of anger running down her face.

"He may be your husband, but he's Nancy's baby. That gives her first rights to this a- whooping," Bruce told her.

"Mama Nancy, save some of that b- for me!" Danny screamed, kicking and hitting at Bruce holding her.

"I can see why Naruto looks forward to stuff like this," Kiba said as they had returned when they heard shouting. "It's as entertaining as any Chuunin Exam match."

"Yeah," Choji said.

Nancy pick Jenny up over her head and body over her head and body slam her on the floor. Debbie was throwing kicks so fast Jenny's husband couldn't do anything to block them. Angela and Stephanie just had their opponents on the ground pounding their faces with their fist and elbows as though the warpath had returned to them.

Then Naruto noticed Carroll making her way through the crowd.

"Uh-oh," Naruto said, as he back down from the cheering.

Naruto's friends noticed him backing down and was confused until Carroll reached the fight and yelled, "Stop it right now!" The four women stopped in mid punches and kicks to see where that command came from. Seeing Carroll standing over them with a p-off expression, they gave her their undivided attention.

"Now stop fighting! Nancy, Debbie, Angela, and Stephanie, get behind me now," Carroll said, leaving no room for argument. They moved quickly to follow Carroll's instructions, except for Stephanie. When Stephanie stood up, she stomped on the woman's face she had been beating the s- out of. "Stephanie!" Carroll snapped, looking at Stephanie.

"What? She started it," Stephanie said, bobbing her head.

Carroll just pointed for Stephanie to go as Marcus went to stand behind Carroll.

Danny screamed. "Let me go! That b- is mine!"

Carroll spun around. "Danny, I'm not your Daddy. I gave each of my daughters a switching when they was in their twenties, after they birthed kids. If I have ta get a switch for ya, I promise I'll wear your hind end out," Carroll threatened, looking at Danny hard.

Kiba winced. "She sounds like my mother whenever I got in trouble."

Danny stopped struggling, looking at Carroll as Bruce whispered in Danny's ear. "She'll do it, Danny, and I won't stop her because she scares the s- out of me." Bruce let go of Danny, and she just stood beside Bruce, not for protection, but for a shield.

Carroll turned to the ones on the floor. "Get up and don't make me say it twice. The rest of you adults get over here and stand by them. I want you kids to sit at the table now," Carroll said, pointing at Jenny's group. The kids took off running to the table, sitting down while the adults did as they were told.

Jenny's husband stood up, pointing his finger at Carroll. Marcus jumped in front of him. "If you say one word, before the sound reaches my ear, you will hit the floor dead," Marcus told him. The color drained off his swollen face from the threat Marcus delivered.

"Marcus, I can handle this," Carroll told him.

Marcus turned to Carroll. "I haven't let anyone bad mouth you in the years we've been together, woman. I ain't about to start now. Don't think your threats work on me either because I still know how to cut a switch myself" Marcus told with a grim expression.

"Oh h- yeah. Marcus, you go boy! I got your back!" Bruce yelled out, jumping up and down and making Marcus smiled. Carroll just ignored him but did smile at Marcus.

"Talk about devotion," Ino said with slight jealous in her voice. "I hope I have someone that would stand up for me like that."

Hinata nodded in agreement. At the command table Sakura and Temari were secretly hoping for the same thing.

Carroll turned to Jenny. "You causin' more trouble than you're worth," Carroll told her.

"You got that right, Carroll. Today isn't the first time Jenny tried to take command around here," Naruto tattled. "Just the other day Millie had threatened to use the spoon on her and then threaten to snatch her hair off her head just to get her to stop."

"I'm betting that's why she decided to speak up now the clan meeting," Shikamaru said. "She probably was hoping to get the clan's support and forced us to do what she says."

Everyone eyed Jenny suspiciously as Jenny drew a breath to speak. Carroll pulled out a pocket knife, flipping her wrist, making the blade snap open. "If you say one word, I'll cut your tongue out an' feed it to the hogs," Carroll said. Jenny finally clamped her mouth shut, putting her hands over her mouth.

"Oh look at Carroll pull a shiv out on the b-!" Bruce yelled out, jumping up and down pointing at Carroll as though not bothered by the fact Jenny was trying to organize the clan against him. Carrol continued to ignore him.

"He does realize Jenny tried to organize the clan against us, right?" Temari asked.

"I think he's in too much of a good mood to care," Sakura explained.

Carroll looked at the six adults. "Sits on the floor 'til they decide what to do with ya." Out of nowhere, Buffy came running up behind Carroll, holding a broom handle over her head. Coming around Carroll, Buffy swung the handle with all her strength, hitting Jenny across the face, breaking the broom handle, and knocking Jenny out. Jenny almost made a complete flip from the impact before she hit the floor in a slump.

"Buffy!" Carroll yelled.

Buffy looked at Carroll, dropping the broken handle. "She hurt mama's feelings and made Danny cry. I don't care if you spank me. I'll go and get you a switch," Buffy said with defiance and tears on her face.

Marcus came over to Carroll. "You go easy on her. She's fighting for her family, Carroll," Marcus said. "And Naruto did introduce the rule: those who hurt or abandon their comrades are worse than those who break the rules or defy orders, and there is no better comrade than family."

"I knows, Marcus," Carroll said, rubbing Buffy's head. "You defended yo' mama and sister, now let me take care of this. Go to your mama."

Buffy walked toward Debbie, but stopped at the table where Carroll had sat the trouble making families' kids. "If any of you want to talk with me about this later, I'll meet you outside. I will talk to you one at a time or all together," Buffy told them. The five kids scooted their chairs away from the crazy blonde girl.

"Buffy! I said go to your mama!" Carroll yelled pointing at Debbie.

"Yes, ma'am," Buffy said and ran to Debbie hugging her.

"Oh h- yeah! Say something to my women again. They will whoop your a-. I dare ya! ! No, I double dare ya. Then Carroll threaten to shank someone, h- yeah! I know why Marcus' snatched her up now!" Bruce shouted his observation.

"What did Millie put in Bruce's coffee for him to be this hyper?" Naruto asked sarcastically.

"Bruce, I can do without the commentary!" Carroll looked around. "There'll be no more fightin' today. Don't think I stopped 'em out 'a pity for ya," Carroll said, looking at Jenny regaining consciousness. "Any other day I'd have let them beat cha ta death. You don't be talkin' like that about a woman's babies." Carroll looked around the room. "Everyone sit down. Let's break bread together. SOmeone bring their kids a plate of food. The adults can wait 'til you've decided their fate."

Everyone returned to their seats, including the ninjas who only came in during the fighting as they didn't want to get on Carroll's bad side. Bruce was still bouncing around calling out the fight. WHen he got to the table, Carroll looked at him and pointed at the adults sitting on the floor. "What do you want to do about 'em?"

"Shank 'em!" Bruce hollered out. Debbie leaned over and whispered into Carroll's ear.

Carroll shook her head. Men be worthless when that's on they mind," she said as Bruce started the commentary again, walking around the table.

"Did you see Nancy hit that woman like a Mack truck? Bam! Over the table, on the floor, here is your can of a- whoopin', girlfriend. Then I tell her husband 'Don't touch Nancy', but did he listen? H- no! What did he get? Bam! Two size five-and-a-half boots to the face from a little hot Debbie, that's what he got. Debboe said, 'Look at my boots, b- boy!" Bruce cried out as he kicked the air. Everyone was watching Bruce, laughing as he reenacted the fight. Carroll was really trying hard not to laugh, but it was a losing battle as Bruce continued the commentary, complete wit live action replay.

"Then two s- h try to jump the mamas from behind. What do they get? Little foot and Little Red throw 'em down, saying 'Lick my balls' and 'How does my fist taste s- h-?" Then I see Danny coming and with the look in her eye, I had doubts about stopping her. She was past the a-whoopin' stag. She wanted to rip the b- a- off and eat it. Oh yeah! When I grab Danny she only yells at Nancy, 'Save me some of that b- a-!'"

Bruce continued as the whole hall was now watching and laughing, except those who received the a- whoopin'. "Then I see Carroll just walk her a- over there like she knows she's a bad a-. Carroll lets out a shout, and I wet my pants. I'm thinking, 'Oh d-, my women are fixing to get a spanking, but I ain't going to stop it because I don't want one.' Then Danny yells out now that Nancy has paused, letting that woman see her foot up close, since it haas been up her a-." Bruce turned to Danny. "Carroll yells at Danny that she is fixing to get a spanking, and I know I will hold my own daughter down as long as Carroll doesn't come after me. Oh, but this is the best part-Marcus tells the b- husband 'Say something to my woman, you will die before the sound hits my ear,.' Now that is cold-blooded s-!"

Then Marcus threatens Carroll with a spanking. I'm thinking 'Oh no, I love this man and Carroll is going to get on him. Then Naruto tattles on the b-, telling Carroll that even Millie threaten to spank the b- with her spoon and tear off her hair. Then Shikamaru reveals her plan to get the clan to back her up. Then Carroll pulls a shiv out-" Bruce stopped as Debbie yelled, "BRUCE!"

Bruce looked at Debbie like he didn't do anything. "Yes, baby," Bruce said calmly.

"Bruce, sit down. You're embarrassing me."

"Okay, but let me tell Mike something," Bruce said, running down to Mike.

Carroll leaned over to Debbie. 'You could take him inside for a little bit," Carroll hinted to er.

"Carroll, as worked up as he is now, I'll be there the rest of the afternoon and most of the night," Debbie said, never taking her eyes off Bruce.

"Oh, he's one of those," Carroll said, nodding.

Debbie laid her head on the table. "I created another monster," she said. Angela started laughing and snorting.

"By the way, Carroll, Bruce assigned Susan over the well care and education of the kids with Maria helping her especially those not old enough to go out to scavenge or fight," Naruto told Carroll. "So we do have the kids' well-being at heart."

"Thank you Naruto. I already figure Bruce would have someone he trusts over the kids," Carroll said

"Bruce, sit down in your chair now!" Debbie yelled.

Bruce ran down to his chair, sitting down and smiling.

Temari cleared her throat, trying to stop laughing. "If I may suggest, let's have the clan vote on what to do with Jenny and her friends. It's only fair since she did try to bring the clan into her plans."

"Oooh, that's a good idea," Bruce agreed. "Stay or go. Everyone over the age of ten can vote. Father Thomas will argue for and Danny can argue against," Bruce agreed.

That was how the first public trial occurred on the farm. The group got to stay by fewer than ten votes. Sixteen of the votes that voted for them to go were noted on the bottom to at least put them on- detail if they stay, and every ballot that was counted for them to stay had "Only because of the kids" written at the bottom.


A/N: In case some of you were wondering, it's not just the weapons and stuff in the shop Bruce was looking forward too. Debbie had also thrown in their own private time for sex too. But since it was in Naruto's third person POV I couldn't just say that. Anyways that's what got Bruce so hyped up.

Next chapter will include Bruce's time but not the entire sex scene. But on the plus side you will learn what Stephanie went through to get from the CDC in Atlanta Georgia to the farm (which has to do with why the Bruce time be included) and not only a new addition is added to the farm/family but Akamaru gets a friend out of it too.