A/N: I want to point out I started this, story earlier in the Fall than I did with my other crossover: Arashi Uzumaki of the Blue Plague, but still no where in the beginning, so if you want to know what happened in Blue Plague series before the point I used, you got to read the actual books. Just don't let kids read it.

I'm also censoring curse words as it's too many used in more than just saying usual ways that I can't ignore them all. At least with censoring I'm not going against my usual way of avoiding curse wordsof the Blue Plague series Tomas W. Watson, whose wife is Tina Watson. I should also tell you Watson always based a character after himself in his books, and in the Blue Plague series that's Bruce.

Finally, I don't own the Blue Plague series or the Naruto series or it's characters. But I do know the wife of the writer of the Blue Plague series Tomas W. Watson, whose wife is Tina Watson. I should also tell you Watson always based a character after himself in his books, and in the Blue Plague series that's Bruce.

if you see letters with '-' that's me sensoring curse words in case none of you realized that.

If you haven't read it yet, read this first:

Blue Plague's Nine-Tail Fox's Son: The Fall

Blue Plague's Nine-Tail Fox's Son: The Survival


Omega's First Outing

The first place Omega hit wasn't as bad as it could be. At 0830 they arrived at the first location, a large barn sitting out in a field. They were two hundred yards away from it. Naruto was on team two Stryker. He watch Bruce try to look through his binoculars with his goggles on.

Bruce keyed in on the radio to talk to Mike about another entrance into the barn.

"All right Jake, set up fifty yards out in the field, Buffy, you stay with him and watch his back. The rest of the team will form up on me and move forward in a V formation. Jake anyone of them looks like they see us, take 'em out. When we reach the barn move up." Bruce finished his orders as Jake and Buffy crawled out into the field to set up .

After Jake was set up, Bruce started moving his team out acrosss the field. Halfway across, Bruce heard the cough of Jake's rifle firing several shots. Then a noise Bruce never wanted to hear again came from the front of the barn. A loud, deep-throated roar that sent shivers up his spine. Another roar sounded from the front, only to be cut off by Jake.

"Naruto, be ready to launch your powerful jutsus if needed. Team, pivot left and round the corner in the V," Bruce called out over the radio.

As the team neared the corner of the barn, a group of blues showed up in front of the team, Raising their barrels the teams fired on the bodies. Naruto pulled out his new pistol, focusing wind chakra into it before firing off shots.

"Sniper team, pull up. My team hold the front," Bruce called over the radio.

Naruto turned to see the area in front of the barn were now littered with blues. But he didn't have time to worry about as Bruce antagonized the blues into running charging out.

Deciding now was the time to use a jutsu he been working with Temari on learning, Naruto jump in the air and made a series of hand signs. "Wind Style: Wind Scythe Jutsu!" Naruto took a deep breath as he pulled down his mask before blowing a large twister of slicing wind at the Blues causing many to roar in pain before Omega killed them off. Since Naruto was naturally immune being a fox instead of human, their was no concern for Naruto removing his mask. He wears his mask on for everyone else's sake.

"Naruto, go in and blow that ash cloud jutsu you showed me into the barn. Everyone, stay back. After the explosion, two sticks--team one left, team two right. Sniper detail pull up and join.

Naruto charged to the door while making a series of hand signs.

"Fire Style: Burning Ash Cloud Jutsu!" Naruto shouted before lowering his mask blowing a large ash cloud into the barn until he hoped it was full. Then he clicked his teeth as he stop blowing which caused the ash cloud to explode. Naruto used the flying thundergod jutsu to jump back avoiding the blast of his jutsu, The line stood up and broke down into two four-five man teams and entered the building, running on weapon mounted lights. Naruto charged in with them as the teams fired on the Blues.

It took less than ninety seconds to clear the barn. The blues caught in the ash cloud jutsu were burned as though they were caught in a fiery explosion. The team started walking around executing the wounded when Mike called over the radio.

"You're not going to believe this, but two blues are standing outside the door waiting on someone to leave."

"Check again," Naruto reported.

A minute of pause. "Never mind, I see Naruto had two clones take care of them." Mike said.

"When did you have time to create a shadow clone?" Bruce asked.

"After you charged in. I didn't want any surprises," Naruto said. "Blues are terrible at giving surprises."

Bruce laughed. "That they are. Team counters start! We're out in thirty seconds. Remember, we've been in contact. No removing any gear unless absolutely necessary."

Bruce headed outside to look at the hide and seekers. Both were dead with their heads blown out. Bruce radioed the Strykers to come and get them. They were still parked a mile way. Waving his hand forward the team headed toward the road, Observing the team, Bruce thought all looked like demented forms of Darth Vader with the protective equipment on.

Ted walked over to Buffy and patted her on the back as they stopped and waited on the Strykers. Don't worry, Buffy. We'll let you kill one or two today," Ted laughed, poking fun at her.

With the mask covering her face and blonde hair poking out the sides, Buffy looked up at him through her clear goggles. "Why would I want one or two more?" Buffy asked, not understanding as Danny bent down whispering something real quick in her ear and walked away.

"I don't want a sweet little girl like you to go through all of this and not get to shoot something," Ted said laughing.

"I've shot nine, b-," Buffy replied, pointing at the wood line. Ted looked at where she was pointing, and sure enough there were nine blues. Only one had made it onto the field. Naruto looked at them also, and then looked above them at the trees. The whole area was covered in thick pine trees.

Well that explains why the UAVs had a hard seeing them. If not for my nose I would most likely miss them from above. Naruto thought.

Buffy walked up to Ted, and for the first time, the little, pretty blonde girl was giving him the creeps. "Don't worry Ted, I'll protect you. There's some toilet paper in the Stryker so you can squat and pee without getting your panties wet. I pull mine out and pee on the wall," she told him and walked away.

Carl walked up beside Ted, laughing, with the sound muffled by the face mask. "Dude, you just got tagged by a Toys-R-Us kid."

"Hey Buffy!" Ted called out when Jake stepped in front of him,

"I wouldn't, dude. Dad hasn't talked to her about Ranger banger, so he's taking it for real."

"Seriously? I would think Bruce or at least Danny told her about bantering," Naruto said. "Dude, you're in trouble. She's faster than you and even if you aren't Danny has her back and she's faster."

"Naruto is right. If Buffy pulls out her switchblade, just run. YOur legs are longer so you have the advantage," Jake said and turned around the as the vehicles pulled up.

"Hey Jake, care to trade vehicles with me? I want to see how Ted handle Buffy." Naruto asked.

"Sure." Jake said.

"Hey, you two are just f- with me, right? About the knife?" Ted asked, trying to sound cool.

Jake turnd around with an expression in his eyes, shaking his head and staring at Ted. Then he turned back around. "Ah s-, you've p- off one of the children the corn, brother," Carl said as he walked past.

Ted caught up with Carl. "Hey Carl, switch vehicles with me, let me ride with team two."

"H- no! SHe might just stab my black a- just because I know your stupid a-," Carl said heading to his Stryker.

"Ted, care to tell me why Jake and Naruto traded vehicles?" Bruce asked. "They said you have something to do with it."

"I made your daughter mad," Ted said. "Can I ride in the RG?"

"Why did you make Danny mad?" Bruce asked.

"Not Danny. Buffy," Ted corrected.

"Aww s-, Ted. What the h- did you do?" Bruce almost shouted, which only confirmed Ted suspicion that Buffy was psycho just like Danny. Bruce was just off the chart.

"Man, it was only a little Ranger banter," Ted tried to sound innocent.

"I haven't taught her about Ranger banter yet," Bruce told him.

"Yeah, I found that out after, so it's not my fault. So can I ride in the RG?"

"Ted, the RG is full of ammo and fuel."

"F- it!" I'll ride on the roof."

"No, the blues have been watched dropping on top of vehicles. It was your first firefight with them. Why did you have to break out the banter? Especially when both of the girls are on the wave," Bruce demanded.

"They hit the wave?" Ted almost screamed.

"You can't tell? How many times have you ridden, dude?" Bruce asked suspiciously.

"I have ridden plenty, but I have never seen it on a girl, much less a twelve year old girl!" Ted squawked.

"Okay Ted, Buffy rides in the h-hole behind the driver. Stay beside me in the back. Whatever you do, don't make any sudden moves and get em shot. Buffy is faster than you and Danny is twice as fast as her. Now if she pulls out her switchblade, don't look at her. She's trying to scare you," Bruce warned.

"Why would you give a little girl a switch blade? And what do you mean trying to scare me? That little girl has me ready to p- dust!" Ted yelled.

"Ted, we can't take off our helmets so I can't put on a CVC and talked to her until we get to the next area, but I will. Just stay close to me, but no sudden movements. Just for your information, we did get her Barbie dolls for Christmas, but she cut the heads off and made a small totem pole with them," Bruce said as he climbed inside his stryker

Ted looked down the road and considered just walking back to the farm, but it was over twenty miles away and the temperature was close to seventy now. Stomping his foot, he climbed inside. When the ramp closed, he scooted beside Bruce as the Stryker took off. True to his word, Naruto was sitting across from them. Ted could see Naruto's eyes were shut under his goggles but had a feeling Naruto was wide awake.

Ted lowered his head and stared at the floor but could feel the eyes of the psycho girl on him. Looking out of the corner of his eyes, Ted lifted his head up until he could see Danny. Sitting less than five feet away from him, Danny was staring at him without blinking. Ted unconsciously moved the strap of his SCAR and Danny's hands flew to her weapon.

Holy s-, that was fast! Ted thought as he looked down and tried to scoot further behind Bruce. Looking up, he saw Buffy playing with the switchblade. Oh s-, oh s-, oh s-, she has the knife out.

Ted leaned over to Bruce head and yelled, "She has the knife out and I think she wants to sacrifice me for something." He looked at Bruce, who was looking down at the floor. What the h-? Ted thought. It may be loud in here, but he should've heard that.

Ted leaned forward and looked through Bruce's goggles to see his eyes closed and unlike Naruto it was for real. He's asleep! Ted screamed in his mind as the fifty caliber machine gun overhead opened up on something. Ted look up at the gunner's station to see Danny still glaring at him. Glancing back toward Buffy, Ted almost chewed a hole through the door when he saw she had moved up and was now just on the other side of Naruto. Ted pushed Bruce up and slid half his body under Bruce. If these girls were going to get him, they were going to have to take their daddy with him.

That was how Ted rode for twenty minutes under Bruce. When the Stryker started to slow, Ted had already come to the conclusion he was walking back to the farm. He'd rather face the blues than the two psycho girls. Looking up at Danny, Ted met Buffy's eyes behind her goggles. She was sitting two feet away from him, still playing with her knife as the Stryker came to a stop.

When the engine cut off, Ted yelled out, "Bruce, your daughters are going to kill me!"

Bruce jumped up. "What the h- are you doing under me, Ted?"

"You fell asleep and she's been getting closer!" Ted screamed.

"I told you not to look at her. If you would've done what I said she would've stayed in the hellhound," Bruce told him.

"You didn't say she was playing some demonic version of red rover!" Ted yelled as he slid over into the corner.

Naruto burst out laughing. "Ted, you wouldn't last a minute against Zabuza Momochi silent kill technique."

"Buffy, don't kill him please. I think he's a pretty good troop," Bruce said.

"He was making fun of me," Buffy stated.

"Buffy, it's called Ranger banter. It's nothing personal." Bruce said.

"Yeah, Buffy. It was just playing," Ted repeated with a quivering voice.

Buffy tilted her head, looking at Ted. "Daddy, if you cut off a tallywhacker, will it crawl around on the ground like a worm?" she asked.

Ted screamed as he lunged forward and grabbed Bruce, pulling him over like a blanket. "Bruce, just shoot me before she does it. I can live with another Ranger taking me out, but not two demented girls!"

Naruto burst out laughing.

"Dude, will you chill out?" Bruce said also laughing. He tried to get up only to have Ted pull him back down.

"Nice one Buffy, a 10 out of 10 for your first banter," Ted heard Naruto said. He turned to see now Danny was laughing. Buffy was just looking at him, but he could tell she was smiling by her eyes. She closed her knife, putting it back on her vest. "Dude, that was so uncool," Ted said to everyone.

"No, it's fair. You hurt Buffy's feelings by giving her her first Banter," Naruto said.

Buffy jumped in his lap, almost giving Ted a heart attack. Ted looked down at her as Buffy looked up at him, both looking through face mask. "My Daddy really likes you so that means I do too. It just hurts my feelings when someone teases me about being a good soldier. I'm trying really hard."

Ted threw his head back against the closed ramp, gulping down air like he had just run a marathon. "Buffy, I'm here to tell you now, if anyone ever makes fun of you for not being a good troop, I swear I'll do everything I can to beat the ever living s- out of them," Ted promised.

Buffy hugged Ted. "I like him, Daddy," she said. Ted put his arm around her, hugging her back. When he looked back forward, he was looking into Bruce's face.

"That's my daughter, and you better remember that you're twice her age," Bruce growled.

"Gee Bruce, relax. I don't think Buffy meant it like that," Naruto responded.

"Bruce, before I p- you off, I'll drown myself in the toilet," Ted stated as the ramp lowered.

Team two was waiting and wanted to know what was the hold up was.

"Bruce was giving Buffy a lesson on Ranger Banter and was allowing Ted to be her first victim," Naruto replied before Bruce could. "We had to let Ted calm down before we opened the ramp so he wouldn't embarrass us."

Rest of Omega took that answer which Bruce was relieved. Looking at his map and compass, Bruce led them to the next assault point, a small farm house a mile away. He led the team in a fast jog so they could take care of business.

It was 1700 as the team moved onto their biggest hit of the day--four buildings at once, in a small village forty miles to the east of the farm. That was fourteenth assault that day, and everyone was starting to get tired. Together, the buildings were supposed to have about a hundred blues in them, two on each side of the only street through the village.

"Okay, Naruto summon three shadow clones two for each side. Team one will take two clones on the left buildings, and team two will take Naruto and one other clone on the right. Bruce instructed. "Naruto will use his ash cloud jutsus teams will guard the clones in Mange formation. Then we center in the street and mow down what comes out. If they don't, we throw grenades in. If needed, the Strykers will come in behind us to extract us."

Everyone nodded as Naruto created his shadow clones. Two of the clones followed Bruce 's team to the left side of the road and stopped. Bruce waved at team two and they returned the wave. Bruce and Buffy were protecting one clone while Danny Ted and Jake protected the other at the next house. The clone opened the window made the handsigns, lowered his mask (making sure not to touch any skin),and blew in an ash cloud. The team grabbed clone, as he clicked his teeth, finishing.

The buildings exploded with heat as the teams ran for twenty five yards and converged in the middle of the street. The clones disappeared in a puff of smoke as their job was done.

"Team two, read security, team one, forward. Buffy center, Conner rear, Naruto forward," Bruce yelled turning and waiting on the mob.

After two minutes, Bruce got tired of waiting and started lobbing 40mm grenades inside the windows. He could hear growls and moans coming from inside, but they were not coming out even as Bruce lobbed his last grenade.

"Hold on, Bruce let me try something." Naruto said taking out four paper tags with markings on them. "Cover me." Naruto ran up and down the street and threw the tags inside each house. Seconds later there was a huge explosion that send debris everywhere. Blues were scattered everyone, groaning and in pieces.

Even from where they stand the concussion hit them and everyone's ears were ringing. Bruce had no idea what Naruto had used but he wanted more of it. Omega started clearing off the blues that were still alive. Just then a mob was coming from everywhere to the south and the real battle started. There was no need to clear the buildings as there weren't much remain. If anyone had to shout they shout in other's ears to hear.

"Where are they coming from?" Bruce yelled referring to the mob.

Ted looked at him and said something but Bruce couldn't hear it. 'Will you sound off like you have a pair?" Bruce yelled. Carl grabbed Bruce's shoulder and shouted into his ear. "Church!"

Bruce wasn't surprised considering how loud Naruto's explosions was. "Naruto, we need one of your jutsus here!"

Naruto staying back gathering nature chakra as fast as he could. He entered sage mode as he turned into a human fox-hybrid wit fox ears, extended nails that cut through his gloves, and nine tails coming from his tail bone but his eyes pupils were crossed with a horizontal toad slit and a vertical fox slit representing his contract with toad summonings as well He summoned a shadow clone to help form the Rasen Shuriken. When completed, Naruto ran toward the mob and jumped in the air when he reached it and threw the Rasen Shuriken.

The Rasen-Shuriken hit the mob dead center and expanded as it cut through the mob.

Bruce turned on his radio for Naruto as he engaged the remains of the mob. "About time Naruto. You talk about multiplying your attack force and yet you take so dang long to attack. See that's why Rangers don't multiply. Its only faster when one of the numbers is small but when you multiply with big numbers, it takes too long to work the problem out. With adding we just combine the numbers we have." Bruce said not even realizing that like the team Naruto couldn't hear, but the entire base back at the farm could as Bruce had accidentally set his radio to open to base too. Ted had to explain to base that most of Omega had trouble hearing which made most of the farm laugh as that meant Bruce was pretty much ranting to himself.

Naruto launched one more Rasen-Shuriken by time the Strykers showed up with their Ma Duec finishing up the remaining blues. Bruce used the time to pick up the mags with the team soon following. By time they were done, they found they could hear again.

Ted ran over to Bruce and yelled, "We have all the magazines! Naruto is going to need new tactical gloves though as his nails ripped through them. Are you sure you don't want any pictures?"

Bruce looked around. "That's a good idea!" he yelled back. Carl walked over to Ted and punched him in the gut. Bruce called over the radio for Omega to form up in front of the Strykers and for the Strykers to stay buttoned up. He had Naruto create a shadow clone to take pictures.

With the fifty calibers firing just over their heads, the team posed for photographs, stopping every once in a while to shoot some blues. The photo shoot ended when Debbie came over the air screaming. Nobody knew what the h- she was saying, but everyone agreed it wasn't good. So Omega team climbed into the Strykers and Bruce ordered the driver to take them home. By then everyone's hearing was back to normal.

Flipping his radio back to switch, still connected to everyone else, Bruce keyed the microphone. "Base, this is Omega. We are returning home and we are contaminated. Tell that foxy redhead that's running around there that she gets to try out her decontamination. Hey base, there's usually two women around the redhead and they are just as fine. Do you think you can convince them that they are contaminated so they have to strip down too?" Team One was rolling around the floor of the Stryker, laughing at Bruce. Team Two were laughing too since Bruce had his mic on.

"Hello Big Daddy One, This is Mama One. Did you have a good time?" Debbie asked in pleasant voice.

"Yeah, up until Naruto decide to give the blues one of his own surprises. I don't know what those tags he used were but they made all four houses explode, killing off our guest."

"Well you should know Naruto then gone and rip holes in the fingertips of his gloves hosting his own party. He should know better than to destroy his gear like that."

"I'm sure Naruto have his reasons ruining his gloves. Now can I ask you one little question?" Debbie asked in a peaceful voice.

"Shoot, Mama One," Bruce replied

"WHAT THE F- WERE YOU DOING TAKING PICTURES IN THE MIDDLE OF A FIGHT WHILE BLUES WERE CHARGING YOU?!" Debbie screamed at the top of her lungs.

Bruce looked around the back of the Stryker, as everyone had stopped laughing. "These are some good radios to transmit that without breaking up," Bruce told them.

Naruto was fighting back the urge to tell Bruce team 2 could hear it too.

"I'M F- WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY!" Debbie screamed again.

Bruce keyed his microphone. "Well, Mama One, you always tell me I don't take enough pictures when I go with the kids and groups of people, so I changed that."

"Big Daddy One, we will continue this when you get home."

"How are Little Foot and Little Red taking this, Mama One?" Bruce asked, giggling.

Little Foot is foaming at the mouth and Little Red is chewing on the carpet, waiting on your a-. Myself, I'm going to look for the cattle prod."

"Debbie, you have such a lovely voice over the radio. Will you make sure there are no kids around? And we're starving," Bruce told her.

"Thank you, baby. Your drivers are to pull around the barn. The area is set up. See you soon, 'baby', and don't worry, no kids will be around," Debbie said with assurance.

"Daddy, you're in so much trouble," Buffy told him.

"Yeah, Dad. Why don't you just admit it and tell her you were wrong," Danny said.

Bruce looked at both of them, "Do I look like I'm worried?" Bruce asked.

"I don't know? I can't see your face with your mask on," Danny replied.

"Well I'm not, but I won't pull my mask off to show you. Getting contaminated is the only thing I'm worried about." Then they rode in silence the rest of the way home. It was 2100 when they pulled into the farm.

By the barn was an area lit up with lights and a huge tarp laid out. The two Strykers stopped and Bruce told everyone to grab their gear because it was going to be cleaned. When the team was standing together, Bruce turned to them. "Watch what I do and only do what I do. First, they are going to soak us in chlorine water with our clothes on. Then they are going to strip us one layer at a time and repeat the process. Keep your eyes closed the entire time until they rinse your face off and hand you a towel. Watch me."

When Bruce started toward the area, Buffy ran over to him. "Daddy, I can't! They'll see my naked," she said.

Danny beside her. "Buffy, it's okay. Who cares if they look? Now if they look too much or try to touch, I'll kill someone," she said.

"That's easy for you to say," Buffy told Danny with apprehension on her face.

Bruce looked at Buffy. "BB, I'll go first and will wait for you. I'll stand between you and everyone else," he assured her.

Buffy looked at Bruce with doubt when Naruto got an idea. "Oh, I know," Naruto said. "Bruce, when you go through have everyone in decon strip naked."

"Huh?" Bruce responded.

"You know, like at Marcus' farm?" Naruto asked.

Bruce took a minute and realized what Naruto was saying. "Yeah. Of course! Good idea Naruto."

"Yeah. Meantime, Danny Jake Steve and David can go before her that way the clan has time to strip." Naruto offered. "That way when she goes through everyone is stripped and she won't feel uncomfortable."

Danny Jake Steve and David realize what Naruto was getting at.

"Great idea Naruto," Danny said.

"Yeah, especially if the entire Omega team can go before Buffy," Ted said. "That's more than enough time for any slow pokes to strip down."

"You be okay with that?" Bruce asked.

"Yeah." Buffy said.

Bruce nodded and walked out onto the tarp. After several minutes a Decon Team signal for the next person.

"Go ahead Naruto. Make sure the clan is following through with the plan," Jake said.

Danny David and Steve nodded.

"Thanks guys," Naruto said as he rushed into the tarp. One team said something but Naruto didn't hear before being hit by a torrent of water on his head, and it was cold.

I guess I should have listened, Naurto thought as three people walked onto the tarp in hazmat suits with Stephanie monitoring their process. When one of them grabbed Naruto's helmet, Naruto closed his eyes tight as the helmet, goggles, and even his headband was removed (yes, Naruto wore his headband under his helmet). The torrent over his head maintained a steady downpour as the three took off his clothes and boots. The torrent was turned off as Naruto was lathered down by the three. Then the floor over his head came on again, rinsing him off. A hand that wasn't in the suit grabbed Narto and led him to the side and hit him with a stream of water. A otwel was pushed into his face which judging from how dry it was, it was meant for drying. Naruto looked down to see he was indeed stripped naked including his first hokage necklace.

"Hey! Did you have to take my necklace? It was under my armor the entire time!" Naruto argued.

"Sorry sir, just following orders." the Decon person said. "All personal items on hand must be decontaminated as well."

"Well be careful with it and my headband," Naruto said. He turned to see everyone was stripped down as planned. Bruce was even doing poses as Angela Debbie and Stephanie were calling out for Buffy. In fact Naruto saw more people than he thought were necessary including Mike, Nancy, Mary, Mindy, Matt, and Tonya. Shikamaru walked up naked just as the rest.

"Is everyone here for decontamination?" Naruto asked.

"No. One of DECON crew came in running through the hall yelling one of Omega team was scared someone would see them naked unless we all get naked, so everyone started stripping down," Shikamaru said. "They asked anyone who wasn't shy to strip to head out here."

"And you were among them?" Naruto asked.

"Ino and Temari threatened to torture me if I didn't strip down," Shikamaru said clarified. "They said since I was part of the clan I had to strip."

"This is a clan," Bruce shouted, causing everyone to lok at him. They saw pride on Bruce's face as he spoke. "This is a clan that will survive. Doing what it takes to helpe each other, no matter what is required. This is what I can lead and win against any odds."

Then Bruce let out a loud battle cry and everyone joined in, including Naruto. Around the front of the hall came several hundred people without clothes as Danny came out from her turn. The crowd kept yelling as one by one each Omega gone through Decontamination.

Finally the time came as Buffy ran under the downpour spout. Buffy's team ran out with Naruto following to turn their backs shielding her followed by the family, so no one see Buffy being stripped until she was naked, which turn out unnecessary as the entire clan joined in shielding her with their backs turned. It was only when Debbie Stephanie Angela Mindy, Mary Tonya and Danny started drying Buffy off they broke up.

The clan started heading back to the hall, most running because it was nippy. Naruto gathered his gear and clothes including his decontaminated headband and necklace. Naruto wrapped the towel around his waist before tying his headband on and put on his necklace before wrapping a towel around his waste and headed in. He didn't care his headband got decontaminated as the long ends goes pass the protection of the armor. Heck he only went through decontamination to make sure he doesn't accidentally spread the virus to the clan. Stephanie made it clear in her presentation that given enough time the virus can spread through contact as long as it finds its way into the body.

Naruto headed into the hall and noticed there was several large LED TVs on the wall.

"What's up with the LED TVs?" Naruto asked Sakura as he sat down.

"They show pictures we have taken here of the clan when ta UAV is not up," Sakura said, dressed in her own clothes but Naruto got the feeling she was among those outside naked a moment ago. "When a UAV goes up, they show the images in here. It was the second most popular request we had and it goes along with your suggestion to show the clan some recordings of Omega fighting out there."

"What's the first?" Naruto asked.

"Heaters in the swimming pool," Sakura said.

Dinner was handed out as Naruto decided to be served. He felt he earned it after today. Just then Bruce got up and headed to the kitchen against Debbie's protest. Mike hushed everyone at the table and pointed at Bruce.

Bruce walked up and stood in the kitchen door with his towel around his waist. "Millie, my girls need cocoa!" Bruce yelled out.

"Bruce, we doin' the restocking after midnight. Whatcha doin' in my kitchen? Where's my spoon?"

"Hey Millie! Look!" Bruce said, standing in the kitchen door. Then Bruce opened up his towel and shook his hips, shouting, "Helicopter! Helicopter!" Millie let out a scream and everyone heard pans hitting the floor.

Naruto dropped down on the floor laughing. Debbie lowered her head shaking it. THen she stood up and walked over to the pile of gear and grabbed the radio. "This is Mama One. I want all roving patrols to go to storage and get some d- cocoa and have it in the hall in ten minutes or I swear Bruce will not have 'alone' time for a month."

The cocoa was there in five.

After dinner Naruto headed to his room where he only dress in boxers and t-shirt before going to bed.


A/N: those tags Naruto used were indeed paper bombs tools used in the Naruto-universe with seals meant to create an explosion. I figure since the second round of grenades didn't send the blues running to try some paper bombs.