Six years of drama, folks! I'm sorry things are taking so long, but I've been a very busy dinosaur. And dinosaurs were the primary reason I've been busy! Anywho, it's review time!
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Geoff van Lawson, The Life of the Party.
"No sweat, brah, I'll claim our moons and then guard our planet from like, Al and stuff," Geoff said warmly. "You two should like, focus on getting one of the other ones."
Alejandro Burromuertes, The Latin Mastermind.
"This part of the challenge is almost too easy," Alejandro mused in the confessional. "But I have a knack for getting my good side in photographs, so it will be a welcome win for my team."
Sugar Huckabee, The Pageant Prat.
"Skah! Hurreh up!" Sugar hissed. "We're behaind!"
Eva Carloff, The Iron Woman.
Eva grimaced. "Yeah, but I'm not going to let you lose. C'mon, up you go."
Tyler Harrington, The Klutzy Jock.
"WHOA!" Tyler fell on his back and a sizeable group of snails crawled out from under his bed and laughed mockingly at him. "Owwwww! Aw, geeze, I threw my back out at THIS hour?"
Lindsay Northern, The Scatterbrained Princess.
"Wait...dragon!" Lindsay gasped. "Shayla, I'm gonna get us a dragon and get us a win! Stay there!" She went running off to follow the dragon.
The next six contestants who've been eliminated have returned to their school. But while their ex-teammates do their schoolwork–
Scarlett was performing some sort of chemistry experiment with various bits of glassware that were dirtier than she would've liked.
–we follow up on the losers. Where are they now? What are they up to? Will we ever find out who sent the security guards? This.
Is.
Aftermath: Total Drama Edition.
Theme music
The screen opened and the viewer saw two clips, side-by-side, of Geoff and Alejandro walking, shot from the front view. Geoff was on the left, Alejandro on the right. The clips then wiped up to show Sugar and Eva in the same setup. It happened again, revealing Tyler and Lindsay. Then the clips wiped up entirely.
Kelly, Dwayne, and Gerry waved to the camera. Suddenly, a flat panel fell from the ceiling on top of them, crushing them underneath. Blaineley was sitting on the panel and waved to the camera.
A spotlight focused on a curtain. Two interns shakily held up a sign reading TOTAL DRAMA AFTERMATH X: DOUBLE DIGIT TROUBLE. Then they fell over, the sign falling on top of them.
"Welcome to Total Drama's tenth aftermath!" Blaineley said to the camera. "Our next six eliminated contestants will be answering our questions from our judge's panel, and there will be some other fun stuff too! You already know the judges, so let's just get to it!"
"Hey, I have a question," Dwayne piped up.
"Can it wait?" Blaineley growled.
"Uh..."
"Don't worry, Dwayne, there are no stupid questions in the Aftermath," Gerry said. He paused before saying "Well, few stupid questions, at least."
"Okay. So, what I wanna know is...why didn't Chris take the kids on a field trip last challenge? Usually the prize is a museum trip, not Viking food. Is Chris losing patience with the contestants?"
"You only just clued in?" Amy snarked from the peanut gallery.
"We couldn't find a Viking museum close enough for a reward trip, and Chris thought we were too old for a trip to Datkneeland, so food it was," Dakota explained.
"Who wants to go to Datkneeland anyway? The lines are unending, the rides are lame, and the company is an evil monopoly whose social values really haven't changed in almost a hundred years," Phil muttered.
"Also their movies increasingly suck!" Chet added angrily from the peanut gallery.
"An inevitable consequence of the monopoly part, dude," Lorenzo reminded him.
"Oh yeah."
"We can discuss corporate shenanigans later!" Blaineley interrupted. "For now, here comes the last of the Surfer Dudes – Geoff!"
Geoff raced onstage, high-fiving some of his friends as he passed. "It's so sweet to be here!" he grinned as he took his seat in front of the adults.
"Hey Geoff," Dwayne greeted him warmly. "How's elimination treating you?"
"Honestly? I'm glad to be home. The competition is like, tearing us apart, making us turn on our own friends for cash we might not even get. Also, it was cold out there. I like the warmth of the Sun more than anythin'. I'll take the warmth of my bed, though."
"Touching," Blaineley said flatly.
"Geoff, you were eliminated during a virtual challenge. What virtual challenge would you be most upset about missing if Chris held it?" Kelly asked.
"Well, we kinda already did a surfing doodad with the internet challenge, and although I'm upset I didn't get to surf then I'm glad Beth won it."
"Thanks, Geoff!" Beth called from the peanut gallery.
"You're welcome, dudette! But shyeah, other than that nothin's really jumping out at me. Even the last one, like, sure, dragons are cool, but dragons also breathe fire. Surfboards don't."
"Then what did I see on FailureZone last night?" Spud muttered to himself.
"If you could've stayed until the dragon challenge, which dragon would you have chosen as a mount?" Gerry asked.
"Probably a Seasnood, they're pretty rad. Bridgette made a plushy of one, it's adorable."
Confessional – Bridgette.
"I named him Mr. Seafluff!" Bridgette said cheerily, holding up a light purple plush toy resembling a large worm on a string.
"Welp, guess I should dash. Don't want this episode to...drag on," he finished with a wry smirk. A mixture of laughter and groans came from the peanut gallery as Geoff grinned and left the stage. Duncan and Brody both offered him high-fives, which he took.
"Puns," Blaineley sighed. "They're only good if they're yours. Anywho, give it up for one of our most successful contestants in the show – Alejandro!" Utter silence as Alejandro walked onto the stage. "What the [h word] is wrong with you people?" she asked. "Geeze, tough crowd."
"Come off of it, Ms. O'Halloran," Alejandro sighed. "It is not worth arguing."
"Well, uh, Alejandro..." Dwayne said awkwardly. "Uh...how did you and Heather meet?"
"When I moved here before highschool, I wanted to make a name for myself, free of the influences of my brothers. Heather wanted a name of her own. We were both willing to get it."
"Yeah, and you repay me by stabbing me in the back and leaving me out of the running for a [f word]ton of money!" Heather snapped.
"Would you have not done the same?" Alejandro asked.
"NO!" He did a double-take at that as Heather raced onstage and grabbed his collar. "Of course not! I may be a cold-hearted witch, but even I have some concept of loyalty to the people I actually love! Why is everyone a liability to you, Al?" She started crying. "Why do you think you loving me makes you weak?"
Confessional – Katie and Sadie.
"Since when has Heather had a heart?" Katie asked.
"Courtney says she's been forcing Heather to talk to the guidance counselors after the last Aftermath," Sadie replied. "There's been some...developments."
"Ah."
As she collapsed into his arms, Kelly awkwardly asked "So...uh...Alejandro, what now?"
"Now?" Alejandro sighed. "I do not know. Because of this show my reputation is in ruins. I am now as low as the Misfits once were, if not lower." He smirked a little. "Funny how fate works."
"But-but that's not possible!" Blaineley exclaimed, looking horrified at the admission. "Y-you're one of the most popular students! Your charm, it made you something!"
"That is unfortunately in the past now," Alejandro grimaced. "Because now they wonder if that charm is really there."
"So...what would you have done differently, if you could have?" Gerry asked.
"Perhaps...perhaps Noah was onto something with his alliance. He helped them, and they helped him, not because he tricked them into getting him closer to the money, but because they wanted each other to have a fair chance at the money come the merge." He looked down at his lap. "Heather, can you get off of my lap? It is time for me to join the rabble where I now belong."
"Yeah," Heather grumbled as she stood up. "Oh, and Al? Never double-cross me like that again, or this time we ARE going to be through."
"Noted."
As Alejandro walked to the peanut gallery, taking a seat far from the others, Blaineley found herself unable to speak for a moment. "Uh...Sugar's next!" she said at last. "Excuse me for a second, I need to clear my head." She got up and walked offstage at the same time Sugar came on.
"Where's the prinseypull?" Sugar asked.
"I think she went somewhere to scream," Dwayne said. Sure enough...
Confessional – Blaineley.
Blaineley screamed while pulling at her hair. "No no no NO!" she wailed. "This can't be happening! Alejandro can't be less popular than the Misfits! He's powerful! Suave! Upper-class!"
She seemed to forget that the camera was running.
Blaineley returned looking frazzled. "Alright, I'm back. Dwayne, ask her a question."
"So, uh..." Dwayne paused, thought for a moment, then asked "Sugar, from what I know you're not from Canada. How'd you come here, then?"
"Feh. Paw got a promoshun an' hadda move us outta Alabamer to Muskoker," Sugar grumbled. "Big sitteh life were odd, mosta m'life it were just us in our trailer."
Confessional – Cameron.
"I mean, I was wondering how Sugar got to be so cutthroat..." Cameron said with a wince. "Is it wrong I feel kind of sad for her knowing she grew up without any friends?"
"Sugar, you were really enthusiastic about the grease pig challenge back in Season One," Kelly stated. "Do you have history with that?"
"Oh, yeah, I do!" Sugar said, her eyes lighting up. "I was a champeeyun back in the States! I got real good at it wit' the pigs on our old farm! Hadda give it up when we moved, though."
"Sugar, I'm just gonna cut to the chase. Why do you hate Ella so much?" Gerry asked. "I mean, yeah, her princess thing can be a bit much at times, but she's a sweet girl."
"Ain't nobody that perfect," Sugar scoffed. "She ain't got no flaws, so she gotta be hidin' somethin'."
"Au contraire, Sugar, eh," Zeke said. "Do you guys have that clip with her an' Justin?"
"We do indeed!" Phil said, playing the clip.
"Cody once told me you're looking for a female vocalist," Ella said as they crossed. She was wearing a humble brown frock, he had a darker brown suit with a matching cape. "Are you?"
"Yeah, and he's right in that you'd be perfect for it."
"Thank you!~" she sang. Justin stared at her, confused, and she rubbed her arm nervously. "Um, sorry, I have echolalia and I tend to sing at inopportune times."
"S'okay, at least you're honest about it."
Sugar blinked dumbly. "Ella has some self-confidence issues, and she uses her princess persona to ignore it," Dawn clarified. "There is a lot of yellow with hints of blue in her aura, one could say."
"I...I dunno, Dawn," Sugar said as she got up and left the stage. "I dunno..."
"She admits it," Duncan muttered.
"And now that Sugar's gone, here comes the salt!" Blaineley said. "The IRON salt, that is – Eva!" Eva got on the stage and scowled at Blaineley.
"Iron salt?" Dwayne asked, confused.
"Oh, just various chlorides and fluorides and other things from the chem quiz I had last week," Eva replied.
"Oh, shoot, I just wasted a question!" Dwayne groaned.
"Hey, it was a good question. People at home tend to forget that we're actual students. God, my ability to get in to college is gonna suffer thanks to this show."
"On the plus side, at least the royalties will mean no loans," Ryan shrugged.
"At least we're not in the US," Stephanie shivered.
"Eva, they call you the Iron Woman, but how strong are you, exactly?" Kelly asked.
"I could bench two of Chef, if that's what you're asking," Eva replied.
"That was what I was asking, and holy cricket baskets that is a lot."
"'Cricket baskets'?" Heather cackled from the peanut gallery. "Oh, I am SO telling Taylor that when she gets eliminated!"
"Speaking of eliminations...Eva, what do you think the Ice Dancers are going to do to the Misfits?" Gerry asked.
Eva frowned. "Noah's been one of my best friends since kindergarten," she said softly. "He was one of the only people who wasn't afraid of me. I know I anger easily, but Noah...Noah could see what got me angry. People getting dunked on for reasons they can't help. Choices they didn't make.
"When Izzy came into my family, I was bullied a lot for being 'the weird girl's sister'. But Noah helped Izzy find friends, helped me find friends. In himself, and then Owen, and then all the rest. All the kids people leave behind.
"I don't wanna harp on this, but Noah's a good guy. He's prickly and kinda lazy, but he's super chill if you don't actively try to hurt people. And that's why people like him so much: he doesn't judge you for things about yourself you can't help. The Ice Dancers...they do. And they'll fight for the right to keep doing it. That's what they're doing now, even if they don't realize it.
"But what do I know? she asked as she got up and left the stage to join Izzy in the Peanut Gallery, leaving everyone in a stunned silence. "I'm just an angry meathead."
Confessional – Eva and Izzy.
"I had no idea you could think of such things unprompted!" Izzy exclaimed.
"I didn't," Eva chuckled. "I stole that from my extra credit assignment for English."
"And I stole the original idea for that assignment!" Izzy revealed, showing a paper to the camera that she retrieved from inside her ear.
Eva stared. "Um..."
"Thank you so much for that insight, Eva," Blaineley said sarcastically. "Anywho, it's now time for another Misfit to take the stage – Tyler!"
Tyler carefully shuffled onstage and sat down. The chair broke from underneath him. "Ow!" he yelped as he fell to the floor.
"It's spreading!" Mickey exclaimed.
"You alright?" Dwayne asked as Tyler got up.
"You just wasted a question," Blaineley said as Phil replaced the broken chair.
"Well, this time it's for a good cause."
"I'm fine, that didn't hurt as much as the snail thing," Tyler said, rubbing his butt in pain. "That was weird. I didn't know snails were smart enough to set up pranks."
"With all the weird things going on at that island, anything goes at this point," Gwen shrugged in the peanut gallery.
"Yeah, I guess..."
"So, Tyler," Kelly said. "What sports do you play?"
"Football in the winter, track in the spring. I swim a little sometimes too."
"If there was one challenge you'd want to do over, what would it be?" Gerry asked.
"I dunno, I haven't been on the losing team too much..." Tyler pondered. "I guess the fear challenge?"
"Tyler, I speak for all of us when I say I want to redo the fear challenge," Tom said from the peanut gallery. "We all got our worst fears exposed."
"Plus Devin's butt," Duncan grimaced.
"That as well."
"But that's not the only butt that's been on our show!" Blaineley interjected. "So let's welcome our final guest for this Aftermath – Lindsay!"
Lindsay came onstage. "Should I ask Tyler a question?" she asked.
"No, but Tyler should LEAVE."
"I got the message," Tyler mumbled as he left the stage.
"So, Lindsay, what was your favorite challenge?" Dwayne asked.
"I like the virtual ones, they're a lot different than the stuff we do in person," Lindsay said. "Plus they hurt less. I liked the superhero challenge the most, though."
"Lindsay, how did you and Heather meet?" Kelly asked.
Lindsay swallowed. "We like, knew each other for a while. I stuck with her 'cuz people were afraid of her, so then they wouldn't like, tease me. But now...now I'm a Misfit. And the Misfits don't tease me at all."
"Finally, Lindsay, what are you looking forward to now that you're back home?" Gerry asked.
"Spending time with Mommy and Daddy, doing my cheer stuff again, and going on dates with my guy!" Lindsay said confidently.
"And that's that!" Blaineley interrupted. "What's in store for our eliminees now? Find out after these messages."
Total Trivia: Which of the following countries has not been visited in a Total Drama Field Trip?
A. Peru
B. Zimbabwe
C. Japan
D. The United States
Do da do da doo. Commercial break!
The correct answer is Japan. Although it was seen by Emma during the trip to China in "Chinese Fake-Out" as the planes flew over it, the contestants have never actually set foot in the Land of the Rising Sun.
"And we're back!" Blaineley announced. "Here in Aftermath, our eliminated contestants are going to compete in challenges themselves. The team with the most points at the end will get to send one of the teams in the next episode of the show an advantage! Break into your food teams and we'll get started! As a recap:
"Staci, Dakota, Mickey, Dave, Courtney, Dawn, Zoey, and Brady are the Godly Grains;
"Leonard, Phil, Jazz, Scott, Duncan, Shawn, Laurie, Stephanie, Amy, and Sugar are the Vile Vegetables;
"Tammy, Ellody, Max, Eva, Katie, Sadie, Tom, Miles, Lauren, and Trent are the Fab Fruits;
"Leshaniqua, Rock, Mary, Beth, Sam, Alejandro, Heather, Lindsay, Topher, Sierra, and Geoff are the Outrageous Oils;
"Spud, Rodney, Junior, Ella, Sanders, Mike, Jay, Bridgette, Tyler, Lorenzo, Cameron, and Izzy are the Delightful Dairy;
"And everybody else, that's Chet, Anne Maria, Kitty, Ryan, B, Lightning, Brody, and Gwen, are the Mighty Meats! Now let's begin our first challenge!"
"Our first challenge is to shoot aliens in this little carnival game we set up!" Blaineley said, showing a little duck gallery game with the ducks replaced with little green aliens with three eyes and antennae. "One person from each team will go up and use this foam dart gun" [Joseph showed said gun to the camera] "to shoot at these little wooden aliens! There are twelve total, and the more you knock over in twenty seconds, the more points you will get! Choose your fighters!" It was eventually decided that Dakota, Leonard, Max, Mary, Lorenzo, and Chet would be the shooters. "Begin!"
Each one went in order of their team and shot at the aliens. Lorenzo was the only one to knock over all twelve aliens, although Max, Chet, and Mary were no slouches either. And as for Leonard...
"Oops," Leonard said sheepishly as Blaineley, all but one of the boy's darts stuck to her forehead, glared at him.
"Current score is 4-0-10-11-12-9! Delightful Dairy wins this round! And Leonard wins a lunch detention! Next!
"Our second challenge is a selfie challenge! Whoever can take the most selfies in twenty seconds will get the most points! Choose your fighters!" This time, Zoey, Amy, Katie, Sierra, Izzy, and Kitty went up. "Begin!"
Sierra managed to take seven pictures of herself in that timespan. "Pays to be a camera fiend, huh?" Gwen asked.
"Yep!" Sierra chirped. "I take pictures of lots of things! Sunsets, interesting cars, funny moments on TV...Cody when I was still a loon. I deleted those, though!" she added hastily. "I'm trying to be a better, less creepy person."
"Well, it certainly paid off!" Blaineley replied. "Current score is 7-4-15-18-14-13! Next!"
Confessional – Trent.
"Hold up, was Blaineley...encouraging Sierra to be a creep?" Trent asked. "Nope, nope, nope, not going there!"
"For our third challenge, we need six of you to find the prizes in these cereal boxes!" Blaineley said, showing six red boxes of DRAMA FLAKES bearing cartoons of Noah's, Justin's, Courtney's, and Izzy's faces.
"We have a breakfast cereal now?!" Courtney exclaimed. "Why weren't we informed of this?!"
"It's just a prototype, calm down!" Blaineley retorted. "And just for that I'm calling you up for your team myself."
"Fine." Courtney took a spot in front of one box of cereal, with Dawn, Ellody, Rock, Mike, and Brody doing the same for the others.
"You have ten seconds to get these open and find the prizes! Begin!"
It was a struggle for most of them. All save Dawn, that is, whose nimble fingers made short work of the box, inner bag, and the prize, which was revealed to be a tiny plastic figure of Chris.
"I don't want this prize," Dawn said uneasily.
"Too bad, it's yours forever! Or until you sell it online for cash. Current score is 7-5-15-18-14-13! And now it's time for...The Trial by Lustblossom!"
"SCATTER!" Brody exclaimed as all but the most recent eliminees ran off the stage.
"Real smooth there, guys!" Eva shouted angrily. The spray cannons emerged from the ceiling, and the female one did the deed. Geoff began groaning Bridgette's name, Tyler and Lindsay made out, and Sugar started laughing stupidly. The male cannon sprayed and they went back to normal.
Save Tyler and Lindsay, who were blushing and holding hands afterwards.
"Sorry, Eva," Brody said sheepishly.
"Well, that was predictable," Blaineley shrugged. "Next!
"For our fourth challenge, one person from each team must perform something chosen by moi. Total Smackdown! It's a six-way melee battle of boxing, and whoever wins it gets ten points!"
"We forfeit!" everyone said in unison, not wanting to get hurt on TV, especially since Eva was now among the eliminees.
"Or not. Current score is the same as it was in part three! Man, you guys are wimps."
"Wimps...or completely sane?" Ellody questioned.
"Ellody gets detention!" Ellody pouted. "Next!
"Hopefully you guys will do our fifth challenge for today: egg races! Or in this case, peach races!" Blaineley showed them six peaches and six wooden spoons. "One person will take a spoon, put a peach in it, and carry it one-handed across the stage. Drop the peach, start over again. Points are determined by how you place in the race; first gets six points, second gets five, third gets four, and so on."
"Yeah, this is doable," Stephanie agreed. She, along with Mickey, Lauren, Alejandro, Cameron, and B, went for their respective teams.
"Begin!"
Alejandro predictably got in first due to having the best balance, while Mickey and Cameron struggled somewhat. "Well, it may not be much, but at least it was something you won fairly for a change," Dawn said on the other side of the stage.
"I suppose," Alejandro sighed.
"Alright! Alejandro came in first, followed by Stephanie, B, Lauren, Cameron, and Mickey in dead last as usual. Current score is 8-10-18-24-16-17! Next!"
"And our sixth and final challenge for today is dragon trivia!" Blaineley said. "Whoever on any team answers this question correctly first gets a point. 'Which species of dragon was not present in the Vikings & Dragons-themed challenge?"
"Vaindragon!" Chet exclaimed.
"That's correct! That was used for Jen's dragon form during the Hero challenge! You get a point! But oh, it doesn't matter, because the Outrageous Oils have won with twenty-four points!"
Confessional – Stephanie and Jazz.
"Argh!" Stephanie complained. "This point distribution was so unfair!"
"I guess you could say it's...outrageous?" Jazz asked.
Stephanie fingergunned at her. "Eyyy."
"The advantage the Oils will earn for the next challenge is..." She pulled out a box. "Shoes with magnets in the soles!"
"I bet the next challenge is standing on a pole," Sierra said. "Chris did something like that in one of his earlier shows."
"When you have a good idea, you reuse it always! Now it's time to look at some of Total Drama's Funniest Moments!"
"Never bring a Brick to a space fight!"
Brick flailing his arms in the direction of an incoming meteor.
"Word to the wise, kiddies: don't overwater your Jasmines."
Jasmine leaned a little too far to the right and keeled her pair's boat upside-down.
"Is this what happens during Girl's Night? Or Weird Girl's Night, at least?"
MacArthur's jaw dropped as the giant spider thumped into view, carrying the missing five Amazons on his back. "So that's where you've been!"
"Not the bees!"
"My audience," Ella replied simply as a massive swarm of bees flew into the room and covered the girl like a suit of living chainmail.
"Monkeying around isn't just for our campers."
Leshawna grimaced as a robot monkey tried to bite her, only to get distracted by a bug and fall out of the tree.
"DJ, Canada's Next Flop Model."
DJ pulled out a small electric razor and began shaving his legs.
"But at least he's a [d word] good dragon whisperer."
"Hey guys, I found a dragon!" DJ said, approaching the trio with a second Iggsdralizard, this one yellow, trailing him like a puppy.
"...ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" MacArthur screamed.
"The snail incident in all its glory. And Harold in all of his...lack of it."
"Stop...tickling me, Mr. Blankie..." Harold mumbled in his sleep as something tickled his nose. He opened his eyes and realized that his blanket wasn't the one tickling him. "GEEPERS!" he shrieked, recoiling in horror and wiping his face. The culprit, a brown-lipped snail, seemed to cackle at him in response from its new perch on his pillow.
"And now, for our final part of the Aftermath, we will have you guys root for someone still in the game," Blaineley said to the most-recently eliminated contestants. "At the end of the show, we'll tally the votes, and whoever has the most supporters will receive a prize! As for the person who gets the most votes against them by the end of the show, they will get a punishment of my own creation, befitting of Total Drama's least popular contestant. Go to the confessionals and vote now."
Confessional – Geoff.
"Deej, my man, you got my vote!"
Confessional – Alejandro.
"I am...conflicted about who to vote for," Alejandro admitted. "But I believe that Brick does not have one yet, so I am giving my vote to him."
Confessional – Sugar.
"I dunno...Jo?"
Confessional – Eva.
"Noah, who else?" Eva scoffed.
Confessional – Tyler.
"Noah."
Confessional – Lindsay.
"Emma. What? Tyler voted for a boy, I gotta vote for a girl. That's how fairness works. I think."
"And that's the end of that," Blaineley said. "Tune in after Challenge 66 for the eleventh Aftermath."
The bell rang.
"And that's the end of lunch. Now go back to class before I give you detention!"
"Two of us already have detention," Ellody reminded her.
"Oh yeah. Remind me to schedule those..."
Votes against:
Owen – 3
Dakota – 7 (Eliminated 7th by immunity idol)
B – 7 (Eliminated 39th by immunity idol)
Noah – 10
Cody – 2
Ella – 5
Izzy – 5 (Eliminated 33rd by rigged votes)
Emma – 3
Kitty – 6 (Eliminated 27th by rigged tiebreaker)
Junior – 12 (Eliminated 17th)
Sierra – 10 (Eliminated 48th)
Topher – 7 (Eliminated 43rd)
Beth – 6 (Eliminated 19th)
Brady – 8 (Eliminated 23rd)
Justin – 0
Katie – 6 (Eliminated 25th)
Sadie – 5 (Eliminated 44th)
Lorenzo – 5 (Eliminated 24th by tiebreaker)
Mary – 8 (Eliminated 16th)
Brick – 1
Ennui – 8
Crimson – 12
Scott – 35 (Eliminated 21st)
Phil – 2 (Eliminated 8th by rigged votes)
Heather – 57 (Eliminated 51st)
Lindsay – 11 (Eliminated 59th)
Taylor – 25
Alejandro – 60 (Eliminated 55th)
Devin – 4
Carrie – 0
Ryan – 8 (Eliminated 38th)
Stephanie – 2 (Eliminated 36th)
Miles – 5 (Eliminated 52nd)
Laurie – 9 (Eliminated 45th)
Anne Maria – 12 (Eliminated 12th)
Lauren – 4 (Eliminated 22nd)
Cameron – 8 (Eliminated 37th by injury)
Mike – 20 (Eliminated 40th by voluntary departure)
Eva – 5 (Eliminated 57th)
DJ – 3
Sam – 4 (Eliminated 50th)
Scarlett – 8
Max – 7 (Eliminated 15th)
Rodney – 11 (Eliminated 11th by rigged tiebreaker)
Zeke – 8 (Eliminated 18th by rigged tiebreaker)
Sugar – 93 (Eliminated 56th)
Sanders – 3 (Eliminated 47th)
MacArthur – 0
Zoey – 4 (Eliminated 53rd)
Gwen – 14 (Eliminated 28th)
Leshawna – 1
Jazz – 1 (Eliminated 14th by rigged votes)
Trent – 12 (Eliminated 26th)
Harold – 3
Ellody – 15 (Eliminated 9th)
Chet – 11 (Eliminated 6th)
Leonard – 13 (Eliminated 2nd)
Tammy – 14 (Eliminated 3rd)
Dawn – 5 (Eliminated 32nd by rigged tiebreaker)
Leshaniqua – 5 (Eliminated 4th)
Shawn – 4 (Eliminated 49th by rigged votes)
Lightning – 30 (Eliminated 35th)
Jo – 13
Amy – 49 (Eliminated 42nd)
Sammy – 3
Jasmine – 4
Sky – 7
Mickey – 3 (Eliminated 13th)
Jay – 8 (Eliminated 34th)
Tom – 9 (Eliminated 31st)
Jen – 0
Dave – 4 (Eliminated 29th)
Geoff – 3 (Eliminated 54th by tiebreaker)
Bridgette – 6 (Eliminated 46th)
Courtney – 13 (Eliminated 30th)
Duncan – 30 (Eliminated 41st)
Tyler – 13 (Eliminated 58th)
Rock – 7 (Eliminated 10th)
Spud – 8 (Eliminated 5th)
Staci – 6 (Eliminated 1st)
Beardo – 0
Jacques – 27
Josee – 39
Brody – 6 (Eliminated 20th)
Votes for Winner:
Owen – Izzy, Duncan (2)
Dakota – N/A
B – Lightning (1)
Noah – Zeke, Jay, Sadie, Sanders, Shawn, Eva, Tyler (7)
Cody – Rodney, Cameron (2)
Ella – Leonard, Tammy (2)
Izzy – N/A
Emma – Kitty, Courtney, Lindsay (3)
Kitty – N/A
Junior – N/A
Sierra – Topher (1)
Topher – N/A
Beth – N/A
Brady – N/A
Justin – Lauren (1)
Katie – N/A
Sadie – Dakota, Katie (2)
Lorenzo – Mary (1)
Mary – Ellody (1)
Brick – Alejandro (1)
Ennui – Lorenzo (1)
Crimson – Sierra (1)
Scott – N/A
Phil – N/A
Heather – N/A
Lindsay – Beth (1)
Taylor – Anne Maria (1)
Alejandro – N/A
Devin – Junior (1)
Carrie – Ryan (1)
Ryan – Stephanie (1)
Stephanie – N/A
Miles – Laurie (1)
Laurie – N/A
Anne Maria – N/A
Lauren – N/A
Cameron – N/A
Mike – N/A
Eva – Amy (1)
DJ – Brady, Dawn, Miles, Geoff (4)
Sam – N/A
Scarlett – Max, Sam (2)
Max – N/A
Rodney – N/A
Zeke – N/A
Sugar – None
Sanders – N/A
MacArthur – None
Zoey – Mike (1)
Gwen – N/A
Leshawna – Leshaniqua, Jazz, Zoey (3)
Jazz – N/A
Trent – N/A
Harold – Trent (1)
Ellody – Chet (1)
Chet – N/A
Leonard – N/A
Tammy – N/A
Dawn – N/A
Leshaniqua – N/A
Shawn – N/A
Lightning – N/A
Jo – Heather, Sugar (2)
Amy – N/A
Sammy – Gwen, B (2)
Jasmine – Bridgette (1)
Sky – Dave (1)
Mickey – N/A
Jay – Mickey (1)
Tom – N/A
Jen – Tom (1)
Dave – N/A
Geoff – Brody (1)
Bridgette – Staci (1)
Courtney – Scott (1)
Duncan – N/A
Tyler – Phil (1)
Rock – Spud (1)
Spud – N/A
Staci – N/A
Beardo – None
Jacques – None
Josee – None
Brody – Rock (1)
After the Aftermath:
The next day, Alejandro noticed how many people avoided him in the hallways. When lunchtime came, he found himself alone for the first time in a long time. He sighed. "Well if it isn't the consequences of my actions," he muttered to himself.
To his surprise, he heard the clattering of a lunch tray next to him. He looked up and saw Duncan. "You don't hate me?" Alejandro asked, confused.
"Nah, I kinda get it. The show messed you up. It happens, especially with that amount of money involved," Duncan shrugged. "And it's not like you're the only one who's done something stupid on that show. God, I never should've tried to start something with Gwen."
Alejandro nodded. "I suppose you are in a similar boat."
"Not just me, man. The show messed with ALL of us. We've got round-the-clock jerks hounding us online for mistakes we've made, creepy fans who make Sierra's past self look completely tame, and Scott says he's been having nightmares about Fang. And I bet we all lost ten years off our lives just from the radiation poisoning." He huffed. "Royalty money's barely even worth it."
Alejandro frowned. "Even I would not wish this fate on the Misfits. Well, some of them; Noah has...earned my respect with that scheme of his. Normally I see a lot, but he managed to hide something from me again." He laughed mirthlessly. "Clever boy."
"Y'know, Al?" Duncan said, picking a fry off his plate and eating it, "you should join our groupchat. We've got our own thing where we can talk to folks ourselves, all official and stuff. Including stuff about Chris. See, Chris?" he whispered. "He and Blaineley are weirdos. And they've been pulling you along something worse than Noah, and not because they want to protect their friends. Sierra's got a wiki up, she's got everything about their weird crap there, and I do mean everything."
Alejandro thought for a moment. "Tonight. Tonight I will come to your house, and you show me what you mean."
"Deal."
