Tonight, on a very special S.P.D.
It was the middle of the night in Jump City, Kaikaina and Metabee were walking down the street,
"Whoo! That guitarist can really wail!" Metabee said, as he did some air-guitar as they walked,
Kaikaina nodded with a smile, "Yeah, and the music was so loud, even from across the lake." She mentioned, her and Metabee were on their way home after attending a concert.
Metabee then puts his hands behind his head, and closed his eyes, "Feels good to take a night off... Considering everything that's been happening..." Metabee said,
Kaikaina had a tired look, "Yeah, things back at the SHED really has gotten pretty dour and bleak." Kaikaina added,
Things were now really heavy with the team, with their fight against Taskmaster, his portal that'll unleash some kind of interdimensional creature, and finally; Randy, after Ninjor took away his Ninja Mask, he's now at his lowest.
Kaikaina sighed as she closed her eyes, "I'm worried things aren't gettin' any better, like, we've been losing a lot lately." Kaikaina exclaimed,
But then, the sound of a fight is heard, from an alley, getting Metabee and Kaikaina's attention, as they turned to where the sound was coming from,
In the alley, a group of weirdly dressed soldiers in while, armed with staffs, the 'Stormtroopers' were fighting against one guy,
The one guy does a left foot uppercut to one of those 'Stormtroopers' in the chin,
Then a butt flies in and hits another 'Stormtrooper' in the face, and finally, a 'Stormtrooper' gets an atomic wedgie and his underwear was pulled over his head,
Kaikaina and Metabee quickly arrives at the other end of the ally, where they see the fight,
"Hey! Why you focusin' on them, look over here!" The sound of a guy was heard, as everything shifts over to the guy,
The guy was wearing a red and black full body tactical suit and a mask that covered his whole head, the mask was red and had black oval marks where the eyes were, as the eyes were white, he wore a belt that housed a number of pockets which contained guns, grenades, sais and knives, and on his back was two holsters that crossed with each other to make an 'X', as the holsters contained two katanas.
The guy was-
"HOLD IT! The long-winded character description was ample enough for who didn't know me, but for the readers who already do know who I am, so I'll handle my own introduction, windbag!" The guy told the... Writer?!
The guy then turned, "That's right, reader; you are reading correctly, a long waited appearance for this fanfic, everyone's favorite fourth wall breakin', Mexican food lovin', who you want to be your best friend! The Merc with the Mouth!"
Then a high neon sign appeared above the guy's head as fireworks explodes next to him,
"DEADPOOL!" Deadpool announced, as the neon sign lights up and readied 'Deadpool', bur then 'D' starts flickers until it dies.
Metabee and Kaikaina both were really confused on what they were seeing,
"Umm.. Hello?" Metabee said awkwardly,
Deadpool turned to see the two and quickly runs up to them, when he reaches them, Deadpool quickly starts shaking both their hands.
"Finally, I've been lookin' for you guys all day!" Deadpool told Kaikaina and Metabee,
Metabee quickly pulls his head back, and glares suspiciously at Deadpool, "Why, whaddaya want from us?" Metabee asked,
Deadpool then giggled like a schoolgirl, "Metabee, mega-powered, hard hitting Medabot with the most awesome voiceover ever... I have all your games..." Deadpool told Metabee, with a happy look in his eyes, before he turned to look at Kaikaina.
"And Sister, you were a highlight in Season 4, I do miss the helmet though..." Deadpool tells Kaikaina, who looks confused on why he called her 'Sister' and what he meant by 'Season 4',
Who was this guy and why was he looking for them?
A few hours later, it was now morning, at the Triskelion Island, inside the SHED, Ava, Julie and A-Bomb all were in Randy's room, standing over in a circle around something on the floor, as they stared, Ava had a disapproving scowl on her face, with her arms crossed, and Julie looked concerned as A-Bomb had a look of disbelief.
"How long has he been like this?" A-Bomb asked,
"Four days, I think he's actually beginning to grow moss on himself (!)" Ava said, in a unimpressed tone of voice,
Julie leans in a little, putting on a small smile, "Hi, buddy, everything alright?" She asked, with softness and tenderness,
Revealing, laying on the floor, was Randy, shirtless, hair was a mess, and it clearly looked like he hasn't slept in days or bathed, as trash, empty junk food wrappers and half-eaten food surrounding him.
Randy slowly opens his eyes, showing wary stares at his friends, "Leave me alone to fuse with the floor..." Randy told them, tired and halfheartedly,
Ava shook her head, amazed how quickly Randy went from angry, brooding and serious to pitiful, slothful and unhygienic.
"Randy, I know losing your mask is tough but you can't just give up on... What looks to be... life!" A-Bomb told Randy, trying to reason with Randy, to get him out of this slump.
Randy stared at A-Bomb, blinking slowly and out of sync, while Chomp comes in and starts licking what appears to be dry jelly stain on his left face cheek.
Ava then got annoyed and scowls angrily at Randy, "Cunningham, you're a hero, not some overly dramatic, self-wallowing baby; it's time for you to pull yourself together!" Ava told Randy, in a serious tone of voice, using a stricter, less lenient tone to snap Randy out of it.
Randy then got frustrated as he stands up, he walks to his window, as he wobbled as he walked; Randy reaches the window, leaning both hands on the window sill.
"I can't do it anymore, Ava... No matter what I did, it's pointless, I won't let you guys drag dead weight..." Randy then turned to look at them, with a serious and sad expression on his face. "... I give up..." He told them,
Julie, Ava and A-Bomb were shocked at what Randy just said; he was giving up, on being a hero, a shield agent, on what they have been fighting for, just like that?
Julie takes a step forward with a pleading look on her face, "Randy..." She said, with growing concern,
But then, entering the room, was Kaikaina, as she had a big smile on her face,
"You guys have gotta meet this guy we just met!" Kaikaina told them, excitedly as she ran outta the room, A-Bomb, Ava, Julie and Randy all looked at the doorway, looking confused, though Julie, Ava and A-Bomb wanted to talk more about Randy and his supposing quitting, Randy walks out of his room before anyone could say anything, they followed Randy.
The four of them sees, standing on the couch, while Metabee and Kaikaina sitting on the floor, was Deadpool, as he was talking.
"... So stick with that diet regimen and you'll have the glutes that'll topple any intergalactic threat!" Deadpool tells Metabee and Kaikaina as they were laughing at what Deadpool said, they found him hilarious.
Ava, Randy, A-Bomb and Julie all looked confused on who this guy was.
"Kai, Bee... Who's your friend..?" Julie asked them, awkwardly,
Kaikaina's laughter dies down as she turned to look at Julie and the others,
"Me and Bee found him last night, he's some kinda freelance mercenary," Kaikaina explained to them,
As Metabee turned to look at them too, "He goes by the name 'Deadpool', and he is a total riot!" Metabee finished, with a happy look in his eyes,
Then, Deadpool appears behind them, he then grabs Kaikaina and Metabee by their ankles and pulls them up and holds them upside down.
"Now I'm gonna tell you how I teamed up with a flying, talking ice cream cone and save the Earth from Ezra Miller!" Deadpool told them, (A/N: I freakin' hate that butt-baby!)
While upside down, Kaikaina looked at A-Bomb, Ava, Julie and Randy, putting her hands together, giving them puppy-dog eyes.
"Can we keep him?" Kaikaina begged, as if Deadpool was some lost little puppy,
Julie, A-bomb and Ava looked at each other, awkwardly while Randy had a tired expression, as he immediately lost interest on what was going on.
An hour later, now inside the Trisklion, inside the meeting room, Deadpool was standing on the table, with Metabee, Kaikaina, A-Bomb, Ava and Julie were sitting around the table, while Randy, who cleaned himself up and put his shirt and jacket on, as he was standing against the wall, arms crossed and a serious look on his face.
Everyone was listening to what Deadpool was talking about, after finishing, everyone expects Randy started laughing, even Ava, and Ava's... AVA!
A-Bomb wiped a tear from his left eye, as he laughed; he turned to look at Metabee and Kaikaina. "You guys were right, this guy's a riot!" A-bomb told them with a smile,
Deadpool then noticed Randy, and quickly moves over to him, putting his left arm over Randy's shoulders.
"Hey, skippy, what's with the long face, did you have to pour half-and-half in your cereal (?) Cuz' let me tell ya, many domestic lives can be destroyed when denied whole milk (!)" Deadpool tells him, with a wise look in his eyes,
Randy turned to look at Deadpool, with an annoyed glare,
"Because this is a waste of time," He told Deadpool, in a bitter tone,
Deadpool looked shocked by that comment, before his expression changed to a serious look, as he pulls his arm off Randy and crosses his arm.
"What happened to you, Cunningham, you used to be fun?" Deadpool told Randy,
Ava turned in her seat to look at Deadpool, with a dour look on her face, "He lost his Ninja Mask and he's decided to give up on everything." She explained to Deadpool,
Julie leans forward, with a concerned face, as she looks at them, "Which we still think you shouldn't do, Randy, given everything you've been through, are you really alright to just give up on everything we've been fighting for?" Julie asked Randy, Randy, pleading with him, to reconsider him quitting,
Deadpool's eyes widen in shock, while Randy turned his head in a huff,
Deadpool then jumped up and lands on the table, catching everyone by surprise, as he raised up his left index finger, with a deeply serious and insightful look in his eyes.
"I see now that I was brought in for more than a guest star appearance!" Deadpool said, before he turned to look at the reader, "Don't skim through this episode, Readers! I'm gonna break this while 'Brooding, violently angry and depressed' Arc with Cunningham!" Deadpool told the reader, as he pointed his left thumb behind him at Randy,
"A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H-H!" The sound of screaming in terror enters the room, getting everyone's attention, as they turned to where the screams came from, as the screams came from a terrified and shocked Washington and Centorea, as they were both SD, as the two of them were looking at Deadpool.
"How did he get in?!" SD Wash yelled in confusion,
Kaikaina gave SD Wash a small smile, "Me and Bee met him last night, he's the best!" She tells him,
Deadpool looked at Centorea and Wash, "Oh, Cerea! Wish-Wash Applesauce! It's been a while, how are things? Me? I've been traveling around Europe, getting lost in the art world; I've recently gotten into the art of-"
But before Deadpool could finish, Washington quickly claps on some kind of mouth muzzle, shutting him up, as Centorea comes in fast and restraints Deadpool, handcuffing his wrists, and also his ankles, Centorea then grabs Deadpool and gallops out of the room with Deadpool.
The team all looked confused, as Washington then ran to a red button on the wall, he opens the case, a small insignia that looked like Deadpool, Wash slammed the button and a loud blasting alarm was sounded, the entire island began alarming.
In different levels of the building, the alarm was blasting, as each S.H.I.E.L.D. operative hears the alarm and immediately drops what they were doing and ran out of the building, running to underground bunkers surround the edges of the island.
Inside the Med-bay, Dr. Grey was hiding under her desk, as Blukic and Briba were cowering in fear with her.
"Oh dead, oh dear, oh dear..." Dr. Grey whispered in a scared tone in her voice, as the alarm blasted.
In the armory, S.H.I.E.L.D. soldiers were arming themselves to the T, once fully armed, they quickly move out.
Back in the building, Centorea was still galloping through the building, still carrying, until she reaches a huge, heavily fortified vault, two agents on both sides of the vault, they open the vault using control panels.
Centorea then tosses the restrained Deadpool into the vault, the agents then closes the vault with Deadpool inside, once the vault door was closed, the agents removed the keycards from both control panels and then proceeds to cut the keycards with scissors, cutting them to small little pieces, then they put the cutting up piece into a blender and blends it into a liquid, and they pours it into two drinking glasses and the two agents chugs down those suckers.
After that was finished, Centorea and the agent quickly moves aside as a small army of soldier took aimed at the vault,
The team quickly moves to Centorea, all of them looking confused on what was going on.
"Okay, can someone tell me what's all this about?" A-Bomb asked, looking frantic with the overblown amount of soldiers and the very huge vault, which he or the rest of them team have never noticed before.
Wash marches towards the team, with an angry aura around him. "You have no idea who you just let in, do you?" He asked them, in a serious and angry tone of voice.
Metabee steps forward with a calm look in his eyes, "Hey, what's the big deal? This guy's a hero just like us; I think you're overreacting a little." Metabee mentions, referring to Deadpool,
But then, Centorea grabbed Metabee by his shoulders and pulls him off the ground and pulls him close to her face, as Centorea had a look of pure intensity and seriousness.
"Metabee! Listen when I tell you, you never, ever want to get mixed up with Deadpool!" Centorea told him, with so much ferocity on her face, while Metabee now looking confused and terrified at Centorea.
Washington pointed his right index finger at the team, "He's chaos incarnate, completely insane and brings destruction where ever he goes." Wash explained to them, making it clear on how dangerous Deadpool is.
Ava raised her left eyebrow, "Wait, if Deadpool is as dangerous as you say then how come S.H.I.E.L.D. has never made it a top priority to capture and contain him?" She asked Wash and Centorea, as the centaur drops Metabee to the floor, she was curious since Ava has been with S.H.I.E.L.D. the longest, as she's never heard anything about Deadpool.
But then, popping his head from behind Ava was Deadpool, who miraculously escaped from that heavily fortified vault and sneaked passed the soldier.
"Well, the reason for that is, is that our good buddies of S.H.I.E.L.D. are smart enough to know that given how dangerous they know I am, they've come to the conclusion, if they don't arrest me, I can't cause any of my humorous shenanigans on them, so in short, they don't mess with me, I don't mess with them!" Deadpool explained, as Ava and the rest of the team all turned to look at Deadpool with surprise.
Centorea and Wash both gasped in shock, as they quickly looked behind them and sees, the vault's door still shut, and on the floor, was all the soldiers, as each of them were restrained and gagged.
How did Deadpool escape without even opening the vault's door and restraining every soldier in the room by himself, in under three minutes and with none of them noticing!?
Deadpool then quickly moves forward and looked at the Writer... Again!? "Cuz', with the ability to break the fourth wall, helps speed the story along without over explained every little description of the scene!" Deadpool points out a little rudely, if you ask me!
Deadpool then leaps backwards and lands in-front of Centorea, who looked on guard and worried, as she had her left hand on the hilt of her sword.
Deadpool stared at the centaur, very curiously, "Cerea, I've been meaning to ask, are those real?" He asked Centorea; as he pointed his right finger and waved it around.
Centorea then gasped in shock, as she moves both her arms and covers her chest, blushing like crazy, "E-excuse me!?" She said, believing he's asking in regards to her "Ahem..." Large breasts...
Deadpool then leans forward, towards Centorea's face, as he pointed his finger at her mouth, "Your teeth, they're just so pearly white; what's the name of your orthodontist?" Deadpool asked, referring to Centorea's teeth and not her... Y'know...
Centorea's anger immediately rises, and she unsheathed her sword and was prepared to slash Deadpool to little pieces,
Deadpool ran away, as Centorea chases after him,
Wash turned to look at the team, "See! This is what we have to deal with when he's here!" He tells them with annoyance,
Randy crossed his arms and had a uninterested look, "Hey, I didn't want any part in what was happening," Randy stated,
But then, a little Randy hand puppet pops up over Randy's right shoulder, the puppet had a grumpy face,
"'I'm Randy, Wah! I'm angry, Wah! I'm angsty, Wah! I think I'm a character from the DC Universe, Wah, Wah, Wah!'" Hand puppet Randy said, mocking Randy's attitude, which really annoys Randy, while Kaikaina and Metabee couldn't help but laugh, Deadpool nailed Randy's personally.
Deadpool pops up and tosses the hand puppet Randy away, as he looked at Randy, "Look, I think I speak for everyone here when I say we are sick of the whole 'Sasuke/Zuko' arc you're doing here, I mean seriously, you used to be so into eating pizza, now all you do brood at night, stand up yelling on rooftops and just work out with heavy testosterone fueled anger." Deadpool explained to Randy, with a straight look in her eyes, Deadpool then turned to look at Washington, with an unemotional look.
"Listen, Wash, hope don't mind me takin' the team out for a little R and R." Deadpool tells Washington, A-Bomb, Ava, Julie and Randy looked unsure on a little R and R, giving what Wash and Centorea said about how dangerous Deadpool was.
"Uh, I'm sorry; I know you're very... Eager but there's really no need for R and R..." Julie tells Deadpool, with a gentle and awkard smile, letting him down easy.
But Deadpool appears behind Julie and Ava, and puts both arms on the back of each of their necks and pulls them close to him,
"Trust me, a nice little trip around the park will be what you kids need!" Deadpool tells them, before he pulls his left arm off of Ava, and he turned to look at the reader, with a sly look. "And there a long awaited line..." He said, to the reader, as he reaches his left hand over to his belt and takes out a pellet.
"SMOKE BOMB!" He yelled out, as he throws the pellet tot eh floor, and it explodes when it hits the floor, and smoke covers the whole room,
Wash and Centorea coughed at the smoke and as it cleared, the two of them could see that S.P.D. and Deadpool were gone.
Centorea looked extremely worried now, "This is very bad..." She stated, looking at Wash, S.P.D. were now roped into a hazardous and most likely deadly adventure.
Then, opening a door was Nick, looking angry as he was armed with an energy cannon, but he had a chimp on his shoulders, wearing Deadpool mask and eating a banana.
Likely Deadpool caused a little off-screen chaos, which Fury had to fight through,
Nick glares at Centorea and Wash, "Has Deadpool been here!?" Nick demanded, really wanting to blast a couple of new holes in Deadpool.
The chimp finishes its banana and tosses the peel up it lands on Nick's head, which made a little fart noise.
Washington and Centorea both saw how angry Fury looked, neither of them wanted to tell him that Deadpool escaped and kidnapped S.P.D.
An hour later, Randy was laying on the floor, unconscious but he come to and slowly opens his eyes, Randy looked tired as he turned his head to the left, where he sees Kaikaina lying next to him, unconscious and a trail of drool was rolling down the corner of her mouth.
Randy's eyes widen, quickly sitting up and looked around, he saw he was in some kind of room.
Randy turned with a confused look, where he sees, sitting on a reclining armchair, reading a newpaper, was Deadpool, lowers his paper when he sees Randy awake.
"Well, 'bout time you got up," Deadpool told Randy, as he puts his newspaper on the left arm on the chair.
A-Bomb, While Tiger, Julie, Kaikaina and Metabee all began to wake up, sitting up and looking around to see where they are.
"What's going on?" Julie asked, confused,
"Where are we?" Tiger said, looking serious,
Randy gets on his feet and stands up, giving Deadpool a serious glare, What the Juice are you doin'?! Knocking us out and kidnapping up!" Randy told Deadpool, now angered,
White Tiger gave Deadpool the most evil eyes ever, as she sharpens her claws at the ready, prepared to slice Deadpool to ribbons.
"Did you dress me..? She asked in a cold and venomous tone of voice, because if Deadpool dressed her out of her clothes and in her costume, while she was knocked out, she will 100% not be responsible for what she does to Deadpool.
"Where are we!?" A-Bomb demanded Deadpool to answer, with a frustrated and angered look,
A-Bomb, Randy, Tiger and Julie all looked ready to pound Deadpool into a red and black paste.
"Hey, guys!" The sound of Kaikaina's voice was heard behind the gang, as they turned to see Kaikaina and Metabee, who were both sitting on the sofa that had an armchair next to it, and a coffee table in-front of it.
"I say we hear him out," Metabee tells them, nonchalantly, as he pulls back on the chair, as it reclines,
Julie, Randy, Tiger and A-Bomb were now really confused, why did Deadpool kidnapped them and why are they in a shipping container with, okay, I just gotta say it, really gaudy furniture.
The four of them turned back to Deadpool, only to see he wasn't there,
"A-hem," Deadpool clears his throat; making everyone turn back around, where they see Deadpool, holding a tray of little finger sandwiches, "Let's get down to business." Deadpool tells them, as he sets the tray on the coffee table.
The four of them were hesitant on what Deadpool wanted to do, but given the fact that Deadpool didn't harvest their organs while they were knocked out, is somewhat of a good sign to hear the guy out.
A minute later, Randy, Julie, A-Bomb and Tiger (Who has her mask removed), were all sitting on the couch, with unimpressed and serious expressions on their faces, while Kaikaina and Metabee were sitting nonchalantly.
Deadpool was sitting on a chair facing the team, while a happy, child-like look in his eyes.
There was a very loud awkward silent in the air, as Ava, A-Bomb, Randy and Julie stared at Deadpol, waiting for him to say something, him just sitting there, just looking at them was unnerving.
Kaikaina leans back on her seat, "So..." She breaks the ice,
Randy immediately stands up, with a frustrated and angry look on her face, "Why did you kidnap us?!" He yelled, demanded an answer,
"Why did you get so temperamental?" Deadpool retorted, nonchalantly as he sits back on his seat, and held up a cup of tea, with his right pinky out.
Randy raised his left eyebrow in confusion, "Wha..? He said,
Deadpool takes a finger sandwich, while crossing his legs, "I think it's constipation that's causin' the moodiness, you've got too much rice in your diet." Deadpool explained as he then processes to eat the sandwich with his mask on, resulting in a smusched sandwich getting smeared on his mask, while Deadpool chews like the sandwich did enter his mouth.
Randy got more annoyed, "I'm not constipated!" He told Deadpool,
Julie then raises her left hand, "But it wouldn't hurt putting more fruits in your diet." She mentioned, as she noticed that Randy have been only eating rice and protein bars for two weeks, not that she's mothering but Julie was a bit worried for Randy's digestion.
Deadpool (whose sandwich smear suddenly disappeared off screen) crosses his arms, "Well, it wouldn't if you guys just lighten up!" He retorts looking grumpy and pouty,
All of S.P.D. looked confused, 'Lighten up', they're a team of teenage superheroes that goes on action packed adventures, them being 'Lightening up' is a complete given.
A-Bomb just scoffed at that, "Wha-what are you talking about?"
"'Lighten up'? We're fun!" Metabee told Deadpool, now looking offended,
Deadpool shrugged his shoulders, "Maybe once, with amusing retellings of previously existing source materials, but now that some Universal force is now doing their own original storylines, you guy have been Snyder-sized." Deadpool explained,
I also do not appreciate you using Snyder as a comparison to how I write a story, I've always try to put a balance between light hearted and dark and serious.
Ava, Julie and Randy looked more confused, 'Previously existing source materials' 'Universal force' 'Original storylines', what was he talking about? Wash and Centorea was right, this guy was insane.
"And this whole season long storyline, that's made this whole thing go on for WAY longer than it should have." Deadpool kept explaining,
Well, I'm sorry that I have a family, a job and general life that gets my attention over this, I get on it when I have the time so do critize me, jerk!
Julie leans to the side of Ava, who both looked disturbed and worried, "Why is he talking to the wall..?" Julie asked Ava, sounding very scared,
Deadpool then opened his eyes and quickly turned to look at the team, "And the reason I kidnapped you was 'cuz you guys are in need of a filler episode!" He reveals to them, in a happy and excited tone of voice.
Ava then got so frustrated, as she threw her hands around in irritation, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" She yelled at Deadpool,
Deadpool, now dressed as a therapist with rounded glasses and a bald cap with gray hair on the sides, over his mask, as he held a pipe in his left hand, while having a clipboard in the right.
"I recommend ein kood preak from zee doldrums," Deadpool tells them, in a thick German accent, 'A good break' meaning a break from the main story.
"That's it!" Randy yelled out, as goes over to Deadpool (Who's now out of his therapist clothes) and angrily grabs his costume's torso with his right hand and pulls him up to his face.
"You're the most insane, annoying, talkative, confusing guy I've ever met!" Randy yelled at Deadpool,
But Deadpool fluttered his eyelids and blushes through his mask, "Aww, I think you're cute too..!" He tells Randy, actually being flattened than insulted,
Kaikaina poked her head from behind Randy's left shoulder, with a small gentle smile on her mouth. "Come on, Randy, a nice, fun adventure would be very therapeutic for ya, just a break from Taskmaster, The Syndicate and a dangerous, inter-dimensional monster." She suggested to Randy,
Randy turned his head to look at Kaikaina with a confused, but when he turned back to look at Deadpool, he was gone and in his place was a cage with a duck inside, Randy was shocked at seeing the duck.
Deadpool, popping up from behind the couch, surprising Ava, Julie and A-Bomb,
Deadpool put his right arm on the couch's head and leans on it, "And it would be nice for the other to get a little bit more of the time light, instead of just barely little boy blue and the Sasuke impersonator." Deadpool added, as he was referring to A-Bomb and Randy,
Ava raised her left eyebrow, "'The lime light', we're heroes, not celebrities." She points out,
Metabee raised his right hand, with a straight look in his eyes, "But of course looking back, Rick and Randy had been getting the more interesting stuff happens to them." Metabee mentioned, pointing out Randy and A-Bomb's interesting tales such as Randy's inner torment with Taskmaster and Alice, and A-Bomb conflict with his long incarcerated brother, Kyoya and interactions with Galatea (Not that the team knows about that.)
Randy turned around to scowl at Deadpool and the team, "Am I the only sane person in this freakin' room?!" He yelled out, why were they just sitting there and letting this Looney Tune on caffeine just playing amateur Dr. Phil with them?
Deadpool comes in and wrapped his right arms around the back of Randy's neck and pulls him in, with Deadpool having a happy look,
"Aw, don't be like that, what you need is a fun adventure and beating up a super villain," Deadpool tells Randy,
Ava narrowed his eyes and crosses her arms, "Even if we decide to go along with this insane trek, what kind of villain would we be dealing with?" She asked, Deadpool, if he knows there's a villain stirring up trouble, then they should hear what Deadpool has to say.
Deadpool lets go of Randy, "The 'Who' isn't important, the 'Where' is." He tells her,
A-Bomb raised his left eyebrow at Deadpool, "Alright, where is this trouble?" He asked, suspiciously,
Deadpool pointed his index fingers at him, "I've pinpointed the precise location of this threat," Deadpool tells them,
As Randy, A-Bomb, and Ava looked annoyed, Julie looked confused while Metabee and Kaikaina were eager and excited,
Deadpool puts his hands behind his back and he walked over to what looks to be a light switch on the wall. "So the best approach is the element of surprise..." Deadpool continued, with a serious look in his eyes, until quickly changing to a wide eye look, "SURPRISE!" He yelled, as he flips the light switch,
Then sudden, then floor under S.P.D. and Deadpool's feet quickly blasts opens, revealing it to be a large trap door, as everyone, including the furniture, all falls out of the room, which turns out to be not a room, but a large aircraft, miles high in the air, and the team and Deadpool were now plummeting to the Earth without parachutes, the team all yelled and screamed as they were falling.
Ava puts her mask on, as everyone positioned themselves in a skydiving position, as they were falling, Deadpool lowers in, sitting in the armchair, as he had a cup of tea in his right hand.
Deadpool had a calm look, as he stared out at the bright blue sky on the horizon, "Why is the sky ever so blue..?" He asked with such a philosophical tone of voice, as he turned to look at the team, "... Always take the time to admire a sight like this..." Deadpool tells the team,
Randy looked at Deadpool, with shock and rage, "YOU'RE A LUNATIC!" He shouted, as the wind was blasting through,
"What kind of hero are you!?" Julie yelled out at Deadpool,
Deadpool takes a sip of his tea, before tossing the cup away, "Who said that I'm a hero (?)" He replied, as he hops out of the chair and skydives with S.P.D.
They were getting closer and closer to the ground, Deadpool then comes in and tackles White Tiger and wrapped his arms on her abdomen and holds her close.
Deadpool then puts his head over Tiger's left shoulder gives her a little cuddle like kitten, "We don't spend enough time together, pal, we need to spend more time together..." Deadpool tells White Tiger, in a soft tone of voice,
White Tiger shuttered in disturbance at being told that, she then begins struggling to get out of Deadpool's hold, "Let go of me, you mental case!" Tiger yelled at Deadpool,
"First lesson of poorly thought planning, Whiskers: Always have a parachute." Deadpool tells Tiger, as he reaches his right hand behind his back, and pull a ripcord, deploying a parachute, and he and White Tiger's descent is slowed down.
While A-Bomb, Randy, Julie, Metabee and Kaikaina were still falling, Randy sees Deadpool parachuting away with White Tiger,
Randy's nose disappears and his eyes goes Blank White Eyes, as he looked shocked,
"WHAT ABOUT US!?" Randy yelled at Deadpool, as he and the others kept plummeting,
Meanwhile, in a completely unrelated apartment in Scarsdale,
Two Krogan guys were sitting on a couch, watching reruns of 'Sabrina the Teenage Witch',
"Duuude! Pull my finger..." One of the Krogan told his pal, holding up his finger at him.
Back at the story,
Randy, Julie, Kaikaina, A-Bomb and Metabee were still falling, almost to the ground, Julie then falls ahead of the others, Julie grows and transforms into Gorem, as her large size slowed the speed of the descent, Kaikaina, Randy, Metabee and A-Bomb lands on Gorem's left shoulder, she positions herself up right and Gorem lands on her feet, smashing into the ground safely.
Gorem sighed in relief as she turned her head to look at her left shoulder, where the others with either on their backs, fronts or sides, groaning a bit from the rough landing.
Meanwhile, Deadpool and Tiger glides in and crashes into a treetop and the two of them tumbles through the branches before hitting to the ground, Tiger was laying on her back, groaning in pain, her eyes were closed.
"Mmm... Ava, I have to ask..." The sound of Deadpool's voice was heard, but it sounded muffled, also could hear it was very close to her.
White Tiger then opens her eyes, looking tired as she tilts her head down, where to her shock and horror, Deadool was lying on top of her, with his face on Tiger's chest, more importantly; her breasts!
Deadool kept his face resting on her chest, as he raised up his left index finger, "What kind of fabric softener do you use?" Deadpool asked, with his voice sill muffled in her breasts.
White Tiger's eyes were widening with so much with speechlessness and shock, as she blushes so much, her entire mask turns red.
Meanwihle, back in Jump City, on the Triskelion Island, inside the building, in Blukic and Driba's lab,
The two Galvans were building some kind of homemade communication device, due to Deadpool somehow completely wrecking the Triskelion's communication, as Blukic and Driba were things, Washington, Centorea and Fury were standing there, impatiently.
"How much longer?" Wash asked Blukic and Driba, frustratedly.
Centorea looked worried, "Heaven only what danger the kids are in..." Centorea said, very worried for the team's wellbeing,
Nick had his arms crossed, with a serious expression, "As soon as the team is found, we need to reevaluate on our defenses and contingency plans to deal with Deadpool." Fury mentioned, already planning ways to deal with him,
Driba turned to look at the three of them, with a smile, "We've managed to lock-on to S.P.D.'s communicators." He tells them,
"Well, fire it up!" Washington tells them,
Blukic powers up the device, as it was hooked up to a monitor, the screen turns on, but the transmission was static-e,
'Hello? Hello?' The sound of A-Bomb came through the transmission,
Centorea, Washington, Blukic, Driba and Nick all leans in towards the monitor.
"Rick! Can you hear up?" Centorea called out,
'Now well, the signal's too choppy,' A-Bomb tells them,
"Are you and the team alright? Is Deadpool with you?" Washington asked their current stats,
Back at the forest, A-Bomb held his wrist commentator near his face, as Gorem turned back to Julie,
"We're all okay, as for Deadool..." A-Bomb answers him, as he turns to look to the side, with an awkward expression,
To what A-Bomb was looking at, was White Tiger, as she was in violent frenzy, slashing her claws at Deadpool, who was dodging her slashes.
"I'LL-KILL-YOU-I'LL-KILL-YOU-I'LL-KILL-YOU-I'LL-KILL-YOU-I'LL-KILL-YOU-I'LL-KILL-YOU!" White Tiger screamed over and over in a blind rage, as she had red piercing scowl of fury.
But Deadpool was evading the attacks very carelessly, "Look, I don't know what you're so upset about? Having that body type and squeezing it in that body tight suit is very impressive." Deadpool tells Tiger, nonchalantly, as he kept dodging.
Back at the Trisklion, Nick leans on the table, facing the monitor, "Jones, give us your location, we'll send a rescue team to come and get you." Nick tells A-Bomb, in a serious tone,
A-Bomb had a hesitant face, "Wait, Nick, Deadpool kidnapped us to stop some trouble that's brewing, we're gonna let him lead us to it." He explains to them, turning down the rescue.
Fury, Centorea and Wash were shocked by this; they were going to go along with Deadpool,
"Are you insane, Jones?!" Wash yelled at A-Bomb,
Centorea was now really worried, "Rick, listen to yourself; nothing out of Deadpool's mouth is the truth." She pleads with A-Bomb,
'G-Guys, I-I ca-can't -ear you-' Suddenly A-bomb voice began to cut in and out, as the connection was getting more static-e until the connections was lost.
"No!" Nick yelled in frustration,
Centorea was now scared for the team,
Wash immediately turned to look at Blukic and Driba, "Get it back up and running!" Wash told the two Galvins,
"No need, we may just be able to pinpoint their location with the feedback loop." Driba explained to them,
"Well, hurry up and find out where they are!" Nick told them,
Driba clears his throat, "That would be a quick and simple task if the S.H.I.E.L.D. scanner was working..." He replied,
"... Which it is not..." Blukic continued with an straight face, as he pointed his right thumb over his shoulder, where a large machine that was once the scanner, now smashed up, dented, bullet holes, with smoke coming off it as there was a sticky note was on the smashed up scanner that readied, 'Sorry, can't have you guys end this episode so abruptly, -Love DP'
"I hate him… I truly, truly hate him..." Nick said, looking so tired, referring to Deadpool, as Wash and Centorea nodded in agreement,
A-Bomb looked at his communicator, "Hello! Hello!" A-Bomb called out, trying to hear something back, he sighs, as he turned to the others,
As Deadpool was hiding up in a tree, as White Tiger was standing by the base of the tree trunk, with a fiery aura emanating from her, as she had her eyes locked-on Deadpool, waiting for the second Deadpool comes down.
While Randy, Julie, Kaikaina and Metabee all stood at the side and watched this, A-Bomb walked over to them, as they turned to him.
A-Bomb shook his head, making it clear that they were on their own… With Deadpool,
Then suddenly Deadpool pop his head over A-Bomb's right shoulder, "So are we just gonna waste this episode with padding or are we gonna get to the main focus?" Deadpool tells them, nonchalantly, wanting to get back to the episode's plot.
"No!" Randy yelled out, getting everyone's attention, as am angry Randy moves towards Deadpool, "I am not movin' another step with this nutcase!" He yelled, pointing his right index finger at Deadpool, making it clear he wasn't going to follow Deadpool into whatever insane adventure he wanted them to go into.
Julie and White Tiger had their arms crossed, with serious scowls on their faces, staring daggers at Deadpool, agreeing with Randy on not continuing on with Deadpool.
Deadpool then pans downward out of view from A-Bomb's shoulder before panning upward, in-front of A-Bomb.
Guy, come on, it's way too early for focus on stopping those bad guys from doing that thing that I told you about, we can't lose sight on what's important over some reckless endangerment and distrust!" Deadpool tells them, with an honest and hopeful look in his eyes.
White Tiger narrowed her eyes at him, "Even if we did agree to go along with this, where are these villains?" She asked Deadpool, really wanting to know where this threat is.
Deadpool turned to the left and pointed his index finger at something, "Right over there," Deadpool told them,
The team then turned to where Deadpool was pointing at, and they see a huge factory,
Randy, Julie, Metabee, Tiger, A-Bomb and Kaikaina all looked stupefied as none of them saw of noticed that factory before Deadpool pointed it out.
"Huh, wonder how we missed that?" Metabee mentioned, confused,
Then, Deadpool places his right foot on a rock in the ground and pointed dramatically at the factory, with his right hand begin over-sized, "Onward, young heroes, to victory!" He cried out with pride, as he leaps into action and ran towards the factory.
"Please tell me we're not actually gonna follow that guy..." Julie asked A-Bomb, with a concerned look,
"I know, I don't want to trust anything Deadpool says, but my gut is telling me there is some trouble is stirring." A-Bomb tells his teammates, with a bit of a unsure expression, part of him really doesn't want to continue forward with Deadpool, but his better instincts is telling him that what Deadpool is saying is legit.
Julie, Tiger, Kaikaina and Metabee all turned to look at each other, what A-Bomb said is what each of them is feeling as well.
A-Bomb then walks off towards the factory, with Tiger, Metabee, Kaikaina and Julie all following, leaving Randy standing there, with a dead serious and brooding face, every cell in his body didn't trust a word Deadpool said and he couldn't believe that the others would just go along with it; this was a total waste of time.
Now at the outer walls of the factory, the team stood in-front of it, Julie looks at the wall with A-Bomb,
Julie had a glares, as she sees a broken window high up on the wall, she climbs on top of some crates and kept looking at the window,
"We have to get inside..." Julie said, as she quickly turned and looked at A-bomb, as she now smiled, "... Boost me up!" Julie tells A-bomb, needing him to lift her up to the window.
A-Bomb caught off-guard by the request, now looking nervous, as that would mean him placing his hands on Julie's... Person...
"Uh, what..?" A-Bomb retorted, holding his hands up, not sure if he's alright with that.
But Julie reaches her hands and grabs A-Bomb's left wrist, "Just lift me up!" She told A-Bomb, as she pulls A-Bomb on top of the crate with Julie. "Come on, sure I'm stronger then you, but you've got me beat in high..." Julie tells A-Bomb, as she turns around and takes both A-Bomb's hands and lances them around her waist, "... Just lift me up, you can definitely-"
Julie tells A-Bomb but was cut off, when a nervous A-Bomb quickly lifted her off the crate and to the window ledge, but Julie, who wasn't ready for the lift, and her feet weren't fully on the ledge, causing her to stumble, with panic on her face, she loses her footing and falls.
"OoAhh!" Julie cried out as she falls, falling with her body shifting and falls, facing forwards,
But, quickly catching Julie by her midriff, was A-Bomb, holding her in the air, Julie and A-Bomb were now staring into each other's eyes, with both of them looking surprised.
A-Bomb started to blush as he gazes into Julie's eyes, "... Are you okay..?" He asked her, with a straight yet slightly surprised look.
Julie just stared into A-bomb's eyes, blushing as well, with her eyes widen, "... Yeah, I'm... Uhh... I'm... Uhh..." Julie said, completely having no idea of what to say, as she practically has a sparkle in her eyes.
As Julie and A-Bomb gazed at each other, with a lot of romantic overtones,
"HHHHEEEEEEYYYYYY!" Deadpool yelled out at the two of them, which snaps A-bomb and Julie out of it and he quickly puts Julie down gently and they turned to face Deadpool and the others, both of them blushing with awkward and slight embarrassment.
Deadpool was leaning his back against the wall, "If you're done making references to things inside of other references to things." Deadpool tells A-Bomb and Julie, in a straight tone of voice, as he turns to the right, where there was a door. "There's a door right here, and it's opened," He tells them, revealing that the door was opened,
"Hmm, what a level of contrivance," Kaikaina couldn't help but mentioned, with an innocent face,
Everyone starts walking to the door, as did A-Bomb and Julie, he walks ahead, while Julie hanged back, with a flustered look, then Deadpool appears next to Julie, surprising her.
Deadpool had a sly look in his eyes, "You do know that you can transform into a 50ft stone golem and could've just step over the wall, but you just went with A-Bomb boosting you up to a window, a little suggestive persuasion I see..." Deadpool mentioned to Julie, with a teasing tone of voice, suggesting that Julie intentionally forgot she could transform into Gorem, just so she could have an excuse for A-Bomb to have his hands on her person.
Julie's face goes completely red, no, that couldn't be further than the truth..! But she does tend to forget she can transform a lot... Just saying...
The team and Deadpool entered the facility, walking across the grounds; the team all looked around the area as there was no one around: the place was abandon.
A-Bomb and White Tiger turned to Dead, Tiger raised her right eyebrow up at him, "Are you sure this is the place?" Tiger asked Deadpool, suspiciously,
Deadpool had an innocent look, "Of course, you should know that friendships are built on the foundation of trust, so trust in me." Deadpool exclaimed, yes because you should trust a guy in a mask you just met, who gasses and kidnaps you and proceeds to drop you outta a plane to a hundred foot drop, yes, Deadpool is as trusting as a starving great white shark that just wants to have a lovely midnight swim with you (!)
Randy still had a brooding look, as he scanned around the empty area; he turned to look at Deadpool. "This place is a ghost town; you dragged as all the way out here to walk around an empty factory like a bunch of morons!" Randy complained at Deadpool, frustrated,
A-Bomb looked at Deadpool with a slightly annoyed face, "You told us you pinpointed where we need to go." He mentioned to him,
Deadpool turned around and shrugged his shoulders, "Pinpointed, guessed, who can really tell?" He replied,
A-Bomb and Randy now got angry at Deadpool, "YOU! YOU TOLD US!" The both of them yelled at him, angry that Deadpool was the one who said he pinpointed the location.
Deadpool narrowed his eyes in frustrated and annoyance, "Zip it, Leonardos!" He retorted, calling A-Bomb and Randy 'Leonardos', for some reason, completely out of the blue...
While Randy and A-Bomb were confused on why he called them that, Julie looked around, until she sees a surveillance camera, as it was zooming in on her, they had eyes on them, eyes that belonged to whoever they were looking for.
Julie stopped walking and turned to look at her teammates, "Guys, we're bring watched," She told them, looking serious,
The team all stopped walking and readied themselves for a fight, but sneaking a few feet away from S.P.D., Deadpool watched them, with a straight look in his eyes, before turning to look at the camera, as it was looking back at him, Deadpool nodded to it.
While Randy, Kaikaina, A-Bomb, Julie, Metabee and White Tiger were preparing themselves, all of an sudden, the ground under their feet opens, revealing to be a large trap door, dropping them down it, catching them all off-guard, sliding down a large tube that travelled downward, until reaching the end of it, where the team all fell into a large energy tube.
Everyone quickly stood up and sees their entrapment,
"What just happened?" Metabee said, looking bored,
"It's been a long time since we've all been together..." The sound of a deep and dark voice was heard,
Randy, A-Bomb, Julie, Tiger, Metabee and Kaikaina all moved to one of the wall and looked through it, where they see, standing on a catwalk, was a familiar group of villains.
Dark Laser, Firefly, Princess Mandie and Shriek, the Fiendish Four, the first villains the teens fought against as S.P.D.
"Like flies, you've caught yourselves into our spider web..." Dark Laser told S.P.D., in his deep tone of voice.
Randy sees them and puts his hood over his head, concealing his identity from them,
A-Bomb, Tiger, and Julie all moves to the wall and looks at the Fiendish Four,
Tiger looked tired and unfazed at being captured now that she see it's those four idiots, "Really, we get dropped out of an aircraft to a 10,000 feet drop, and some lunatic goes to third base with me, all to deal with you!" White Tiger said, sounding so annoyed by all of this.
Mandie got angry by that comment and takes out her flame sword and points it at the caged S.P.D. "Watch that tongue, brat! Or I'll rip it out for you!" She threated,
Julie crossed her arms and rolled her eyes, "And you can't even think of better threats." She replied, as she's heard that 'Ripping tongue' threat so many times, from way better villains.
Firefly flies up to the cage, observes them team notices a certain someone was missing, "Where's the Ninja?" He said, as he was hoping he would be there.
Randy, hid behind the team, as he rips off jacket's right sleeve and wraps it around his mouth, nose, and top of his head, making a mask to hide his face, the Fiendish Four had only seen Randy's face once a year ago, but never the less; he wasn't taking any chances.
Masked Randy emerges out of hiding and glares at Firefly, "I'm right here, Firefart (!)" He announced himself, unshaken on him not having his Ninja Mask with him.
Firefly sees Masked Randy, "What happened to your suit, lost it at the dry cleaners (?)" He joked, teasing his outfit,
A-Bomb steps forward, with a serious look, "So, what you planning anyway? Building some kind of huge weapon, like a nuke or s biological weapon that's going to melt people's skin or a genetic weapon that's gonna make everyone sterile?" A-Bomb said, taking guesses what they're up to,
Firefly then flies back down to the catwalk and stands next to his team,
Shriek crosses his arms as he looks at S.P.D., "There's no scheme, we've got what we wanted: You!" Shrek told them, revealing the motive,
Kaikaina turned and looked at Metabee, with a bored expression, "So, it's just good ol' fashion revenge..." She said, figuring out that the Fiendish Four's motive is revenge,
Dark Laser narrowed his eyes at S.P.D. "For too long, you and S.H.I.E.L.D. have tarnished out name, seeing us as a minor threat, underestimating us-" Dark Laser ranted with cold and venom in his tone, before being cut off.
"I mean, Helllooo... It's you guys, name one person who wouldn't?" Kaikaina interrupted Laser, with an uninterested and bored expression,
"Once we get rid of you, we'll be given the respect we deserve, plus we'll have the added bonus of destroying you little punks!" Firefly told them, in a mocking tone of voice, they'll be gaining a new reputation and being red of S.P.D., killing two birds with one stone.
A-Bomb pointed his left finger at the, "First of all, killing is and being respected is not gonna happen, and second, we still have someone on the outside who can get us out." He tells the Fiendish Four, as S.P.D. still have Deadpool, who will swoop in and save them at any second.
Dark Laser smiled, mockingly, "You mean this 'someone'?" He said, raising his left hand, revealing Deadpool, walking up beside him,
A-Bomb, Kaikaina, White Tiger, Julie, Metabee and Randy all looked shocked, Deadpool's with them!?
Tiger then scowled at Deadpool with wrath in her eyes, "I knew this was more than some stupid adventure! They hired you to drag us here!" She figures out the real reason Deadpool kidnapped and dragged them all the way here.
Deadpool takes a step forward, shrugging his shoulders and giving S.P.D. an innocent look. "Hey, it's nothing personal, I actually enjoyed out little bonding session, but doing a charity case, don't put chimichanagas on the table." Deadpool explained gentle, doing this for money,
Julie got angry as she slams her fist against the energy cage's wall, "You lying, manipulating loon!" She yelled at Deadpool, with a lot of anger,
Metabee stares daggers at Deadpool, "We thought you were a hero!" The medabot told him, with distaste in his voice,
Deadpool steps back and turns to Shriek, who hands him a data chip containing Deadpool's payment, he then turns to look at the caged S.P.D. again.
"Who said I'm the hero? Whoever told you I am, I'm not, I'm just a well beloved guest star in this episode, like I said; nothing personally." Deadpool exclaimed, taking his payment and putting it in his pocket, as he turned and walks away.
White Tiger, Kaikaina, Julie, Metabee, A-Bomb and Randy were all angry as they watched Deadpool leaving the room.
"I knew we couldn't trust him!" Randy said, with fury in his tone,
"You don't need to tell us what we already know, Cunningham!" Tiger told Randy, with great annoyance.
A-Bomb turned to look at Kaikaina and Metabee, and gave a glare, "For the record, I blame you two for this..." He told them, as this all started because they brought Deadpool home with them.
Metabee and Kaikaina both had sweat drops on the corner of their heads, with them having sheepish look, seriously guilty on all of this.
Julie glares at the Fiendish Four, "Okay, you have us in a cage, what's the rest of your oh so brilliant master plan (?)" She asked, wanting to know what they were gonna do.
Dark Laser lifted his left wrist up, "The rest of it is some good, old, cliché villainy..." Dark Laser retorted, as he presses a button on his wrist glove,
And then suddenly, the ground below the energy cage opens, revealing a huge open tank with two large megalondons swimming around inside it.
Team S.P.D. all looked down and sees the megalondons, Kaikaina was wide eyed, "Wow, you sprung for the Megs? Usually bad guys only get normal sharks 'cuz their set at cheaper prices." She mentions, a little impressed, getting megalondons in today's economy, was actually flattering.
Dark Laser then presses another button on his glove, and then the cage began to lower down towards the megalondons.
As the team tried to figure out what to do, White Tiger noticed that the Fiendish Four were still standing there, watching them being lowered.
"Well, aren't you gonna leave us to our impending doom?" Tiger mentioned as this is usually when the villains leave when the heroes are in the death trap.
Shriek then raised his hands, "Leave? Why would we want to leave when we have the chance to watch you brats become megalondon chow? No... We're staying right here and watch every minute of this," Shriek told S.P.D., in a mocking tone of voice, while crossing his arms.
Firefly holds up a plate of hot pockets to his teammates, "Hot pockets, anyone?" He offered them, with Shirek and Mandie happily takes.
Dark Laser raised his left fist, giving a brooding and serious look at S.P.D. "Soon S.H.I.E.L.D. and the world will see us as the imposing, all powerful, evil villains that we are!" Dark Laser said in a dominating and threatening way... Until he immediately drops his fist and lifted up his right hand, where on his open palm, was a small, black and white Dalmatian-like toy dog.
Dark Laser's menacing look then changes to a look of childlike happiness, "Isn't that right, Flipsie!" He asked the toy dog, in a cutesy, baby voice, as Flipsie then does a backflip while barking.
Mandie, Firefly and Shriek all groaned in embarrassment on their leader's really weird obsession with that little plastic toy dog, this is one of the reasons nobody takes them seriously as super villains.
As the cage still lowering, A-Bomb, White Tiger and Julie scanned around the cage quickly trying to find his back against the wall and slides down and sits, with a tired and depressed look in his eyes.
Kaikaina and Metabee noticed Randy, Metabee gives an annoyed look at him,
"Hey, are you gonna do something!?" Metabee said to Randy, wanting him to help finding them a way out of this predicament.
Randy looked at Metabee, but he turned away, saying nothing, Randy finally saw no reason at all to try.
Kaikaina looks at Randy, concerned, "Randy, please, you're better than this, snap outta it!" She yelled out at Randy,
But Randy just couldn't even if he wanted to; he lost any drive to be a hero.
As the cage was getting closer to the tank, the Fiendish Four watches with such attention, they were going to enjoy every minute of this.
But then from out of nowhere, a familiar katana flies in and wedged itself into the mechanical winch that was holding the cage, the winch then stops abruptly, causing the cage to jerk violently making S.P.D. toss around a little, both S.P.D. and the Fiendish Four were all caught off-guard and was confused, who did that!?
"If you have to ask, then you need to study up on the intricacy of teenage superheroes shows and their obvious plot twists!" The sound of Deadpool, pointing out to the writer, (Which by the way, was asking rhetorically!)
Everyone all turned and looked up, where they support beams were and where Deadpool was standing, with one of his katana's missing from his scabbard.
"What!?" Dark Laser yelled in shock,
"What!?" Firefly, Mandie and Shirek all yelled in shock,
"What!?" A-Bomb, Tiger and Julie yelled in shock,
"What!?" Metabee and Kaikaina both yelled in shock,
"What!?" Randy yelled in shock, standing up,
"What!?" Deadpool yelled in shock, throwing his arms up, looking confused, until he realized he's the reason for the shock, snaps into a calm, cool look as she looked down at everybody. "I mean, yes, it is I!" Deadpool announced himself,
Mandie takes out her fire sword, while glaring angrily at Deadpool, "What are you doing!?" She yelled out at Deadpool, why did Deadpool come back and why did he stop the cage?
Randy, Kaikaina, Julie, Tiger, Metabee and A-Bomb all moves to the side of the cage and looked at Deadpool, as all were wondering about Mandie's question as well.
Deadpool leaps off the beam, jumping a great distance and lands on top the cage, Deadpool moves edge and gives the Fiendish Four an overzealous look. "With our business over and settled, I'd figured I'd be a Samaritan and put a little railroad spike into your little revenge plan." Deadpool tells the villains, with confidence, stating what he was doing.
S.P.D. was now more confused, first he sells them out to the Fiendish Four and now he's gonna save them.
Deadpool upholsters his gun and held it in his right hand and aims it at the cage's edge and shoots it repeatedly, causing sparks to fly, short-circuiting the energy cage and cause it to shut down.
"No!" Dark Laser yelled out,
As Firefly flies and starts shooting energy beams at Deadpool, he quickly starts flipping backwards, dodging Firefly's beams with him flying towards Deadpool, Deadpool reaches the chain and grabs the chain and spins on it, where Firefly stopped shooting and reaches Deadpool, but Deadpool uses the momentum and delivers a spinning double kick, hitting Firefly, knocking him away.
Deadpool places his feet on the cage and ran over to the edge, he grabs hold of the edge and climbs down and hangs in-front of S.P.D.
"What are you doing here?" White Tiger told Deadpool such distaste,
Randy narrowed her eyes, "I thought you said you weren't the hero?" He mentioned to Deadpool, in a cold tone of voice,
Deadpool just shrugged his shoulders, as he had an innocent look in his eyes, "I'm not, but I'm also not the villain either!" Deadpool stated: he doesn't abide to hero or villain; he just does what he wants.
Everyone on the team, especially Randy, didn't trust Deadpool at, with the kidnapping, lying and handing the over to super villains, now they understood why S.H.I.E.L.D., Wash and Centorea views him as chaos incarnate.
But Mandie grips her fire sword with both hands and throws a mighty swing and creates a large wave of fire that flies towards the team, S.P.D. sees the large wave of fire heading towards them, and quickly moves and leaps up, grabbing the roof corner and climbs up onto the cage's roof, and the wave of fire slices the bottom half of the cage, violently shaking the cage, making the team and Deadpool lose their footing, while the sliced half falls and crashes into the megalondon's tank, causing the large sharks to viciously tears it apart.
Deadpool and S.P.D. all gets back on their feet, before they could do anything else, suddenly flying in, was Firefly, who was carrying Mandie with their hands interlocked, Mandie is dropped and lands on her feet, and raised her fire sword at the team, with Firefly hovering beside her, launching himself upward towards the cage, using his suit's sonic blasts abilities, Shriek lands on it, next to his teammates, while Dark Laser uses his space wizard powers to levitates himself up to the cage with his team.
S.P.D. and the Fiendish Four all prepared for battle, but before the fight could start, Deadpool suddenly comes in and wraps his arms around Randy, to his confusion, as he and the rest of the team didn't know what he was doing.
Deadpool looked at Randy, "Can I steal you for a sec?" He asked Randy, as Deadpool takes out a grappling hook gun and aims it upward, firing the hood into an air duct, Deadpool and Randy gets reeled up and enters the air duct.
A-Bomb, Julie, Tiger Metabee, Kaikaina, Laser, Firefly, Mandie and Shriek all looked up with blank expression, before turning back to each other, slapping on some serious faces, as the two teams then charges at each other, engaging in battle.
Now inside the large air ducts, Randy and Deadpool were tumbling through the vents, until they stopped as Randy tosses Deadpool off him,
"Get off me!" Randy yelled at Deadpool, and he sits up, while Deadpool sits as well and the two of them stared at each other.
"What do you want from !?" Randy yelled at Deadpool, angrily removing his make-shift mask and scowls at Deadpool.
Deadpool gives a serious look, "I want you to quit it with the whole 'Depression arc', I'm serious, I'm sick of it and the Writer can't write a depressed character storyline." Deadpool told Randy, sounding serious than he's ever sounded,
Randy was more frustrated and angry, "You don't have any right to tell me how to feel, you couldn't even grasp what I've been through, I'm sick of everyone telling me how to act!" Oh, but you don't have to worry about that, because you're an insane, carefree mercenary who doesn't care about anybody but himself due to having no on in your life who would be crazy enough to deal with you and all your crap!" Randy ranted, listing why Deadpool has no right to be the voice of reason to try and help Randy.
Deadpool stared at Randy with a straight look; he knows he's an insane, random, dangerous nutcase, who would want to be in his life.
Deadpool reaches his left hand into his pocket, where he takes out a photo; he stretches out his arm and shows the photo to Randy.
Randy kept glaring before he looked at the photo, it was a picture of a 7 year old little girl, who had brown hair tied into a ponytail, she appeared to be South American.
She looked like a happy child, Randy now looked confused, what was this supposed to be?
Deadpool had a deep and sad look in his eyes, "Her name's Ellie Camocho... She's my daughter..." Deadpool tells Randy,
Randy's eyes widen in surprise, he didn't think for a second that a guy like Deadpool would have a kid.
But Randy shook it off, not believing him, thinking it was some kind of sick joke. "What, you actually expect me to believe that you have a kid, just to sucker me? You really just want to torment others for your amusement, don't you?" Randy ranted at Deadpool, not believing a word he said.
Deadool stared at Randy, before pulling his arm back, he looks at the photo, and he had a look of deep compassion and longing, Randy then sees the look Deadpool is making, as he puts his right index finger and touches Ellie's face, Randy's angered expression changes to a look of disbelief, the emotion Deadpool was legit, you can't fake that kind of feeling, that girl in this photo was Deadpool's daughter.
"I'm a dangerous, unstable guy who all accounts would offer this world nothing... But from out of nowhere, I found myself called in by an old flame, and she was holding this... Little... Beautiful thing wrapped in a blanket burrito... And suddenly I realized that I gave the world the greatest thing... Ellie..." Deadpool explained in a straight and calm tone of voice,
"... And I also realized that I couldn't be in her world, someone like me had made enemies and usually my insanity follows me, the best thing I could do as a dad, is for me to stay as far away from Ellie, even though she's the only person who actually thinks I'm a good guy, despite knowing full well of what I am and what I've done..." Deadpool continued, kept looking at the photo of his daughter,
Randy stared at Deadpool with bewilderment, Deadpool was a complex person, but why was he telling him all of this.
Deadpool looked up and gave Randy a complex look, "I've got a good reason why I push away my loved one but you don't, Cunningham." He tells Randy,
Randy looked confused, now where was he going with this,
"Your friends have been trying to slap you outta this funk since the start of this season, you have people who cares enough to deal with all of your crap, instead of focusing on what's been goin' on with ol' 'Skeletor' and the 'Scarlet X' (!), you should focus on the good things and people that are still in your life, you miserable, stupid turd!" Deadpool told Randy, with frustration in his tone.
Randy stared at Deadpool, he actually takes what Deadpool said into consideration, he's only been focused on the bad stuff that fueled his obsession on getting stronger and defeating Taskmaster, and ignored help from his friends and his teacher, which resulted in losing his Ninja Mask, he's been just pushing everyone away, forgetting that he's changed so much since joining S.P.D., and how to open up and just let someone help.
Randy was in deep thought until Deadpool holds up a katana, which snaps him out of it, as Randy looked at Deadpool,
"Now, do you wanna continue sitting here, being brooding and complex, or do you wanna get a little reckless?" Deadpool asked Randy, with a confident look Randy stared at Deadpool before looking at the katana.
Back in the room, a fight broke out, as Shrek blasted a sound blast at White Tiger who leaps out of the way, dodging the attack, she then charges towards him and leas upward, jumping over Shriek's head, landing behind him, Tiger then pounces to strike, but Shriek blasted a sound blast downward and launches himself up in the air, White Tiger's attack misses.
Meanwhile, Dark Laser was floating in the air and uses his powers to tear a piece of the catwalk off its hinges and tosses it at A-Bomb, who leaps towards the incoming catwalk, as he throws both fists down and smashes it, which gives A-Bomb added elevation and he tackles Laser and the two falls the ground.
Flying around the room at great speed, was Firefly, as Metabee were on his back, the two were brawling the air, before Firefly grabs hold of Metabee's neck, holding him to his front and holding Metabee back, Firefly then flies towards a wall and flies up it, as he pushes Metabee against it, grinding him as sparks were flying off Metabee, while he struggles to get free of Firefly's hold.
Kaikaina and Julie was fighting Mandie, as Kaikaina were firing her twin blasters at a charging Mandie, but her skin was too dense so the shots were bouncing off, her, as Mandie reaches Kaikaina and swings her sword and leaps backward, dodging Mandie's second slash, Kaikaina backflips away, as from behind Mandie, Julie ran up to her, holding a large broken piece of piping, as she swings it at Mandie, but she reacts and turns quickly and uses her sword and slices the pip in half, Julie was caught off-guard before lands a powerful left punch to Julie's face, sending her away a few feet.
A-Bomb was being levitated high in the air by Dark Laser, who floats towards the struggling teen hero, A-Bomb gritted his teeth as Laser was using his powers to keep him restrained, he floats up to A-Bomb's face.
"Now who's the pathetic ones (?)" Dark Laser asked, mocking as he smiled, believing he and his team will beat S.P.D.
But then, a finger taps Laser's left shoulder from behind, catching him off-guard, Laser turned around, where he sees hanging from a grappling hook, was Randy (Now wearing his mask again)
"Well, considering your best plan was slowly lowering us down to a shark tank, that's pretty self-explanatory!" Randy told Laser, as he swiftly spins on the rope, "Ninja Spinning Rope Kick!" He yelled out, as he delivers a powerful spin kick, smashing Laser in the face, sending him flying away.
This causes A-Bomb to fall, but Randy swings in and grabs hold of A-Bomb's right hand with his left, A-Bomb looks up at Randy, who looks down at him, he gave a reassuring look to him, A-Bomb could see that something's changed in Randy.
Randy and A-Bomb then both turned and see the platform, and the two began to swing back and forth until they gained enough swing, Randy lets go of the rope and the two falls and lands on the platform safely.
Randy and A-Bomb stands up straight before turning to look at each other,
A-Bomb shot Randy a smirk, "A minutes alone with Deadpool and suddenly you've got that fire in your eyes again," He tells Randy, a moment ago Randy just wanted to give up, but now he has the drive to fight again.
Randy crossed his arms, "Yeah, well... That nutcase actually knew what I needed to hear..." Randy mentioned, with a slightly amused tone, Deadpool was right; he has been a miserable, stupid turd.
But then, flying up and above Randy and A-Bomb, which both of them turned and looked up and sees the villain, looking angry and ready for a fight,
But A-Bomb and Randy were unfazed and just prepared for a fight.
Meanwhile, White Tiger lunges at Shriek, claws out, but he swings his right arm and fires a small sound blast and hits her, knocking Tiger back and hitting the ground, hard.
Tiger laid on the ground before pushing herself up and looked up and sees Shriek, standing before her, both hands aimed at her, but before he could blast her, gun shots were hear and three bullets hits Shriek's arms knocking him a bit, completely off-guard, White Tiger sees this and pounces and lands a double claw slash to Shriek's chest plate, leaving an 'X' shaped slash mark, as some sparks were flying off the suit.
White Tiger and Shriek turned to where the bullets were shot, where they see Deadpool holding up his duel pistol,
Deadpool gives them a fun look, "Oh, don't look so surprise, this climax would just be as predictable if I left!" He mentioned as he twirls his gun and puts them back in their holsters, and takes out his swords out of their scabbards.
Tiger merely glares daggers at Deadpool, but she wanted this fight with this idiots to be over and done with quickly, she backflips and delivers upward kick to Shriek's chin, knocking him back, where Deadpool leaps in from behind and slashes both his katanas, slashes Shriek's back before Shriek could gather his bearings, Tiger swings her right claw and strikes Shriek's right side, both White Tiger and Deadpool were attacking Shriek from all angles with great speed, not allowing Shriek to act, until finally Tiger jumps up over Shriek's head and slashing her claws at Shriek's head, after she lands, Shriek falls apart, Tiger sliced it to little pieces.
Shriek looked shocked, but then, he looks up and sees, in the air and spinning, was Deadpool with a big stick in his hands.
"Dead Dead Hit With Big Stick!" Deadpool yelled out, as he swings and strikes Shriek across the head, knocking him off his feet and to the ground, laying there KO-d.
Deadpool stands up straight, as White Tiger walks over to Deadpool with an annoyed glare.
"'Dead Dead Hit With Big Stick'?" She asked, confused on why Deadpool said that,
Deadpool shrugged his shoulders, "Yeah... All the best fighters call out their finishing moves." Deadpool mentioned,
But Tiger just gave him an unamused glare, "No, they don't," She told him bluntly, as she walks off,
Firefly was still grinding Metabee against the wall, as still trying to get free, but Metabee moves his head forward, aiming his horn and fires his horn missiles, which causes a close ranged explosion, jumping out from the smoke, was Metabee, who falls and lands onto a catwalk, and flying out of the smoke was Firefly, he sees Metabee, now standing on the guard rail, glaring coldly at Firefly, as he hovers across from them, but the two quickly raised both their right arms and aimed each of their gauntlets at each other.
Metabee and Firefly stared down each, waiting for who would make the first shot, a classic stand-off.
Metabee narrowed eyes, aiming carefully, but then, both Firefly and Metabee fires their shots, Firefly's shot hits Metabee in his left shoulder, knocking him off the guard rail and falls on the catwalk, while Metabee's shot only grazed passed Firefly's right side.
"Ha! Was that your best shot?" Firefly mocked Metabee,
Metabee looked up at Firefly, with a calm look in his eyes, "That it was..." He replied, confidently,
Firefly then heard sparks flying, he realized and turned and sees one of the cables that was connected to his jetpack, that cable was a fuel line for his jetpack.
"NO!" Firefly yelled in shock and horror, as then he began to lose control,
Metabee gets back up on the guard rail and stares down at Firefly, "You wanna know the differences between a firefly and a beetle?" Metabee asked Firefly, who turns to look at him, as he struggled to keep airborne. "Beetles bite!" He answered,
"Missile launch!" Metabee yelled out as he fires his horn missiles, that travels and hits Firefly, exploding, a huge cloud of smoke was created, then falling out of the smoke, was Firefly, as his jetpack was destroyed and plummets to the ground below.
On the ground, Mandie swings her fire sword at Kaikaina, but she side steps to the right, dodging the swing, Mandie swings inward but Kaikaina crouches and dodges, she then shot her right leg upward, kicking Mandie's sword out of her hand, now disarmed, Mandie got angrier so she threw both hands at Kaikaina to grab her, but then another pair of hands comes in and brags both of Mandie's hands, was Julie's hands and the two of them were face to face, pushing against each other.
Julie had a calm smirk on her face, while Mandie gritted her teeth with rage.
"You think you can beat me in strength!?" Mandie yelled at Julie, as she pushes her hands forwards,
But Julie kept her calm smile, "The thought had come to mind, but desperation is a beautiful thing, unlike when you dad met your mom, that was just plain ugly (!)" Julie joked, insulting Mandie,
"GRRRRR!" Mandie roared out, now getting angrier,
But with Mandie angry, Julie then pulls her arms back and pulls Mandie, pulling off her feet, Julie drops on her back and places her left foot on Mandie's midriff and kicks Mandie off her, sending her high in up in the air, Julie does a kick up and gets back on her feet and turned to where Mandie was in the air and leaps high up towards Mandie, she sees Julie coming towards her, she tosses her right fist at Julie, but she listed to the right, dodging Mandie's fist and where Julie delivers an right clothesline to Mandie's face, knocking her upside down, where then, in midair, Julie places Mandie's neck on her left shoulder and grabs both of Mandie's thighs with both hands, spreading them out, Julie falls towards the ground and lands in a sit down position, smashing the ground, the powerful impact hurts Mandie's neck, spine and groin, with her having a look of great pain, as she loses consciousness, as Julie releases her hold and Mandie drops to the ground.
Julie stands up and Kaikaina walks up to her and both girls look down at the KO'd Mandie, Kaikaina and Julie gives each other a high 5, as they smiled.
Meanhile, Dark Laser levitates more large objects and tosses them at A-Bomb and Randy, the two leaps up and places the feet on one of the objects in mid-air and jumps off it, and lands on another and jumps that one as well, the two climbed up towards Laser, and with the last object, Randy and A-Bomb leaps at him, but Laser uses his powers to catch them, and holds them in mid-air, Laser then tosses them across the room, they were heading towards the wall, but they quickly repositions themselves and kills they momentum whe they reached the wall, placing them their feet against the wall, Randy and A-Bomb falls of the wall and lands safely on the catwalk, with the megalondon tank below, in-between them and Dark Laser, A-Bomb and Randy looks over the guard rail and sees the shark tank before looking at Laser, still floating in the air,
A-Bomb turned to look at Randy with a serious look, "Come on, we gotta jump the shark!" He tells him, as Randy nodded as he quickly climbs on A-Bomb's back,
A-Bomb uses his super jump to jump the shark,
A-bomb flies towards Dark Laser, but he threw his left hand up, and before A-Bomb could reach him,, suddenly, from below, a large piece of machinery comes in and smashes into the and it carries them towards the ceiling and crashes through it, smashing through layers of floors until reaching the surface, as Randy and A-Bomb flies off the machinery and the two hits the ground, with their clothes torn up a bit, but Randy's mask was still intact.
Then, flying out from the hole in the ground, was Dark Laser, as he grins manically at A-Bomb and Randy, but he heard thumping, he turned to see White Tiger, Kaikaina, Julie, Metabee and Deadpool climbing out of the hole, as Julie was carrying something on her back, once they were on the surface, she tosses it, revealing to be Mandie, Shriek and Fire, all of them were tied up by a large bended girder.
Dark Laser sees his teammates defeated and captured, he got angry, as Tiger crossed her arms as she glares at him.
"It's over, Laser, give up," Tiger told Laser, as it was pointless to continue this battle,
Dark Laser clenches his fists, as they were emanating dark matter, "Never!" I will not be made a fool of, I am a major threat to you, S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Earth, and you will give me the respect I deserve!" Laser ranted,
Randy and A-Bomb stands up, as Randy had a confident look in his eyes, "You're a threat alright, but you've got one major weakness..." Randy told Laser, as he reaches he right hand in his pocket and takes out Flipsie! "... You're plastic little friend!" Randy told, holding up the little toy puppy at Dark Laser.
Dark looked absolutely shocked and terrified, "HAHHHHHH! FLIPSIE!" He screamed in a high pitch tone of tone, at seeing his toy puppy in his enemy's hands.
Randy must grabbed the toy when he snuck up behind Laser,
Randy then grabs Flipsie's head, as he glares sharply at Laser, "Surrender or the plastic puppy gets it!" He threatened Laser; show he'll tear Flipsie's head off,
Dark Laser starts panicking, "No! No! No! No! Don't hurt Flipsie!" He cried out, begging Randy not to hurt Flipsie,
Randy narrowed his eyes, as he's hold tightens, "You swear you'll turn yourself in to S.H.I.E.L.D.?" He told Laser with a serious tone,
Laser had a look of plead on his face, with his hands together, "I promise!" He swears he'll give up and turn himself in.
White Tiger then walks up and stands next to Randy, as she scowls at Laser as well, "Or hire annoying nutjobs to kidnap us for some poorly thought revenge plan?" She added, never wanting to go through what she did again.
Dark Laser drops to the ground and onto his knees, "PROMISE!" Just gimme back by bestest little pal..!" Laser begged, starting to cry,
Randy had a satisfied look as he releases his hold on Flipsie and holds him out to Laser,
Laser see this and quickly takes Flipsie, "Flipsie, are you okay? Are okayzy wayzy?" Laser asked Flipsie, now so happy that he's safe and alright, as he cuddles with the toy with look.
Randy, Tiger and A-Bomb watches this freak hug his little toy puppy, looking weird out, as Kaikaina, Julie and Metabee joined in with the weird looks.
Shriek, Firefly and Mandie sees their leader; just give up over his little plastic toy, each of them looking annoyed and frustrated.
"Guys, we should really rethink about becoming a threesome..." Shriek tells Mandie and Firefly, now contemplating on kicking Dark Laser out of the group, as Mandie and Firefly nodded in agreement.
Few hours later, a S.H.I.E.L.D. carrier jet was on the factory ground, as some S.H.I.E.L.D. were escorting the Fiendish Four, who were in restraints, in the jet to send them back to prison.
Washington and Centorea were with S.P.D., as they were informing them everything that happened,
"... And that's the just of it," Metabee finished explaining to Wash and Centorea,
Centorea looked relieved, "Well, I'm happy all of you are alright," She says, glad that the team walked away clean from a Deadpool adventure.
Metabee and Kaikaina both had sheepish looks, with sweatdrops, "Yea, that's the last time we let some interesting, comedic, insane character come home with us." Kaikaina said, learning their lesson: don't talk to strangers, don't bring animals home and listen to your superiors when they tell you not to bring a dangerous lunatic to your home.
Speaking of which, S.P.D., Centorea and Wash all turned to look at Deadpool, who was sitting on top of that large piece of machine that Dark Laser threw at Randy and A-Bomb, just casually kicking his feet, without a care, before he noticed the eyes on him.
He hops of and walks over to the team, "Well, you guys, I hope my sage wisdom has helped you in being a stronger team and better heroes." Deadpool said to the team, with a calm look,
But Ava, Julie, Metabee, A-Bomb, Kaikaina and Randy all gave Deadpool the coldest, venomous evil scowls ever.
"I am trying quiet hard not to punch you into the stratosphere..!" Julie tells Deadpool, threatening him with OP violence,
Deadpool then stretches his arms, "Well, with that threat, it's time for me to head out," Deadpool mentioned that he's gonna leave,
"I just wanna say I've had a fun time in this fanfic, lots of interesting references, mildly funny dialog and character interactions and growth," Deadpool listed down,
He looks at Kaikaina and Metabee, "Kai, Bee, thanks for putting blind fate into a masked stranger you met on the street." Deadpool thanked them, while Metabee narrowed his angrily at Deadpool, as Kaikaina crossed her arms and shook her head in disapproval.
Deadpool turned to Julie and A-Bomb, "Jule, Rick, I just wanna say that I am totally shipping and rooting for ya, and I hope you stop with the 'Will they, won't that' trope and quit with the couple teasing." He explained to them, which makes A-Bomb and Julie look confused, as they turned to look at each other, until immediately looking away, with both of them blushing.
Deadpool then turned to look at Ava, who was giving the most coldest scowl, with her arms crossed,
"Ava, you've been such a great aid in this episode, if we ever end up on a deserted island for some unexplained reason, you'll have the honor of being food for me!" Deadpool tells Ava, happily,
But Ava looks very disturbed and weirded out by that honor, "What is wrong with you..?" She asked so confused, she's met many unhinged individual but none held a candle to Deadpool.
Deadpool turned to Washington, "Wash, I suggest to a bran diet, if you want to stay regular." He tells Washington, who shakes his head in disgust,
Deadpool turned to Centorea, "Cerea..." He said,
But Centorea shuttered, "Oh, please no..." She said, with an uneasy expression, not wanting to hear what Deadpool has to say to her.
"I'll remember you the most for only two things..." Deadpool tells Centorea, which she looks absolutely infuriated and disgusted, as she crosses her arms over her chest,
Deadpool then slides in to her left side, "Y'know I'm talking' about your huge breasts, right?" he asked, wondering if she got his meaning, which judging by her angered and sickened expression, she most definitely did.
And finally, Deadpool turned and walked up to Randy, who just shot him a look,
"And finally, Cunningham…" Deadpool said; as Randy readied himself for what wacky, random thing Deadpool was gonna say to him.
Deadpool and Randy stared at each other, before Deadpool puts his left hand on Randy's right shoulder, catching him on the defense.
"You've got a sweet set-up, don't forget that," Deadpool tells Randy, with an assuring look.
Randy just stared at Deadpool, taking what he just said, remembering what he said, to value the good he has now, and not to focus everything on the bad.
"..Cuz if you do forget, I'll be back to remind ya!" Deadpool told Randy, in a serious tone, making it clear he'll be back to remind Randy if he forgets.
And then, Julie grabs the back of Randy's shirt and pulls him towards her,
"Hey!" Randy yelled out in shock, at being jerked backward,
Julie then puts both hands on Randy's right shoulder, as she was grinning quite crazed, "Oh, if that's all it takes to keep you outta our live…" She says to Deadpool with an overly happy tone,
Ava the comes in and places her right hand on Randy's left shoulder, with an unnerving smile on her face, "… Then we'll make sure Cunningham NEVER forgets…" She continued for Julie, with an calm, unshaken tone.
The Centorea appears behind Randy, Julie and Ava, with small gentle smile, holding up her sword in its scabbard, "… Even if we have to beat it into his skull…" She finished, as Centorea unsheathed her sword.
And Julie, Ava and Centorea's eyes' suddenly glows bright red, as a dark, cold and terrifying aura started emanating from three of them, as the women looked at Randy, threateningly, which makes Randy extremely scared of the threatening energy their directing at him, Randy holds the power to keep Deadpool out of their lives and if he gives him a reason to crash back into their lives, they'll do violent things to Randy, with no witnesses.
Deeadpool places his hands behind his back, "Welp, guess it's time to go on my own way." He tells them, moving backwards,
"Alright," A-bomb told Deadpool, with a straight face,
"But if you ever need me again, I will not be far…" Deadpool continued his goodbye,
"Okay…" Washington said, with annoyance rising in his tone, while the rest of the team was now getting annoyed.
"… Like in the lyrics from the opening from 'Friends', I'll always be-" Deadpool said, but was cut off,
"BYE!" Randy, Kaikaina, A-Bomb, Ava, Julie, Metabee, Centorea and Washington all yelled out in frustration, while waving their hands goodbye to Deadpool.
Deadpool stared wide eyed, before taking out a grappling hook and aimed it at the sky. "… There…" He said, and he fires it high in the sky, it actually catches hold of a passing plane and Deadpool gets carried off and flies away.
The team watches Deadpool gets carried away by a moving plane,
Kaikaina sighed in exhaustion, "No more celebrity guest stars…" She mentioned,
A few hours later, now back at the Trisklion Island, it was now night, as the team enters the SHED, all of them looking so exhausted,
A-Bomb, Metabee and Ava drops to the couch, tired and sleepy, Julie and Kaikaina gets on their knees and rested their hands on the coffee table, tired as well, Randy stood in-front of everybody, he looks very contemplating.
Everything Deadpool put them through was irritating and exhausting, but yet for some reason Randy felt a sense of accomplishment and he felt a bit better than he's felt in a while, he then looks at his teammates.
"Y'know something, annoying and insane as this day was, in a weird way, I think it actually helped me…" Randy told them, with a straight face,
"Huh? Everyone said in confusion as they looked at Randy, what he meant by it helped him.
"I'm serious, this made me forget about Taskmaster and everything, I hate to say it but Deadpool was right, we did need a win." Randy kept explaining,
Julie and Kaikaina turned to each other, Metabee, A-Bomb and Ava looked at each other, it was weird but it's not only Randy who feels accomplishment from their adventure, lately they've haven't been really getting much wins against, even when they beat the bad guy, almost none of them could call it a real victory, their fight against the first group of villains they fought as a team made each of them look back at how they were before they became S.P.D., and made them see how stronger they've become as a team and as heroes.
Even though they'll never want to admit it, Deadpool actually helped them in his own unstable and dangerous way.
As the team took this feeling in, suddenly, Randy's phone started ringing, Randy takes his phone out of his pocket and answers, "Hello?" Randy answered, as he listens to the caller, his face then suddenly looks ice cold, stunned like he's seen a ghost, the rest of the team noticed Randy's look of shock and speechlessness.
"Uh… Yes, I'm still here, I'll be there as fast as I can!" Randy said, frantically as he hangs up, he turns to look at Metabee, "Bee, I need you to take me to Norrisville as fast as possible!" Randy asked Metabee, looking panicked and serious.
A few hours later, now in Norrisville, Randy enters the hospital and ran through as fast as he could, running passed doctors, nurses, orderlies and patents, until he reaches a room, he enters and looks ahead and with eyes widen, jaw dropped at who he saw.
Sitting in a hospital bed, was someone Randy haven't seen for almost a year,
"What took you so long, Cunningham?" Said… Howard Weinerman, who shoots Randy a smirk,
Randy's face cracks a smile, "Howard…" He said, his best friend, Howard was finally awake…
Then everything zooms out, everything turns to words on a tablet, and who was reading the story, was none other than Deadpool, as he was sitting on a couch with a snow white haired Powerpuff Girl and a little robot sitting beside him.
Deadpool had a mildly amusing look in his eyes as he shrugged, "Meh, a pretty decent episode," Deadpool said, as he tosses his tablet out of the window and he lies back on the couch,
The Powerpuff girl named Bell turned to look at Deadpool with a tired look, "30 episodes of this fanfic? I would've thought the season would be over already, or at least the writer would have the sense to give up." Bell said, as the little robot named GIR climbs up over Bell's head,
"I can't read!" GIR said overly happy,
Deadpool turned to look at Bell and GIR, "Well, children, it stems from having so many ideas in one head, trying to fit as many in one season and forgetting how to end a story." Deadpool explained to them, with a calm, relaxed look, as he puts his hands behind his head.
Well, I wanted to put as much story and characters into this season, I didn't expect it would last this long!
Deadpool then turned to the Writer, "You wanna play Shakespeare (?) Then figure out when it's time to end a story, crowd-funded projects don't even last this long!" Deadpool said, slightly annoyed,
You want a season finale? Fine! But if we're gonna do this, we're doing it big!
'SPD: Unite Finale: Tear between Two Worlds Part I, II and III'
Deadpool was now impressed, "It's about time!"
(Author Notes - Yes, it's finally going to end! After 7 years, I am finally gonna close this season for good, I'll be focused exclusively on all three parts, and getting them written up and getting each of them on here as soon as possible, I hope all of you are really for this end, also I hope you enjoyed this episode, I hope I nailed Deadpool, hoping I didn't write him to be too random or too annoying, personally I'm content with how this episode ended)
(Please give feedback, comment and review, thank you)
In memory of Arleen Sorkin and David McCallum
Randy Cunningham/The Ninja - Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja
A-Bomb - Hulk And The Agents Of SMASH
Ava Ayala/White Tiger - Ultimate Spider-man
Julie Hayward - Bakugan Battle Brawlers
Kaikaina Grif - Red Vs. Blue
Deadpool - Does it really matter which version?
Agent Washington - Red Vs. Blue
Centorea - Monster Musume
Nick Fury - Ultimate Spider-Man
Blukic and Driba - Ben 10 Omniverse
Dr. Grey - Red Vs. Blue
Dark Laser - Fairly OddParents
Firefly - The Batman
Princess Mandie - Fairly OddParents
Shriek - Batman Beyond
Bell - Powerpuff Girls Doujinshi
GIR - Invader Zim
