We Enter with a big man walking into a jail cell, holding an orange envelope. His footsteps echo as he walks down the lonely hall. Next to him a police guard, keeping a close eye on him.
"I'm Innocent, I tell you! Innocent!"
Chef looked over to see a man about his size, with a hook for a hand. Next to him, was another man with a smaller frame. His left eye was faded. He made smooching noises and looked at Chef devilishly. In the next cell over, a smaller man with glasses who looked sort of like Buddy Holly cowered in the corner.
"I didn't crash the car Jack, I swear!"
Chef looked away from the man's gaze, concerned. Soon he could hear him. Chris Mclean.
"The Crusty Cockroaches have taken a BIG lead over the Problematic Peaches!"
His voice echoed through the halls. It'd been so long. Chef got goosebumps.
"Oh! Shawn passes Lightning AND Duncan! What a twist!"
Finally, Mclean was in Chef's view. He looked absolutely insane. His hair was disheveled. His eyes were spazzed out. He was in an airtight cell with only a lone picture of the island he once knew hanging on the wall. Chef still didn't know how those Goddamned producers got him out of jail. Not after what he did to that Island, or the Homeschooled Boy. Luckily we got him healed up pretty quickly. Luckily. Chef still couldn't shake the awful feeling that he'd contributed to what that poor boy went through. Chris was given a long sentence. 20 years. But they got them out in less than one. Chef looked down. The man was talking to roaches.
"Well, Well, Well. Look who FINALLY came to visit me after a whole damned year!" The host shouted, crossing his arms.
"You're lucky you're even out, to begin with. Those producers worked day and night to get you out. It was pretty hard, considering the whole turn-a-child-into-a-monster thing."
"Whatever. But you got to let me finish making this season before we go! I need to know how things will go now that Shawn turned evil!"
Chef elected to say nothing. He simply slipped the orange envelope through the flap in Chris' cell.
"What's This?" The Host turned Convict asked, perplexed.
"Your Contract. The producers needed Total Drama to make money, so they busted you outta jail and greenlit a new season. You in?"
"IT. IS. ON."
After the Intro Ended, we cut to a shot of Camp Wawanakwa. It had been completely restored to its former glory.
"Welcome to Total Drama All-Stars!"
Chris Mclean, in the flesh, was back on the island. He stood on the docks wearing his usual getup.
"After my Year-Long "Vacation", I really needed to be in a familiar environment, surrounded by the things I love. Like teenage drama!" Chris chuckled at his own joke.
"So, I'm bringing back 21 TD All-Stars to duke it out in the craziest, death-defying, relationship-breaking, One-million-dollar competition, EVER! And would you look at that, here they are now!"
A military hovercraft floated above the water.
"From Revenge of The Island, say hello to Multiple Mike!"
The lanky boy was shoved out of the plane without a second thought.
Mike started changing personalities rapidly as he fell.
"AKA, Chester, Svetlana, Vito, Manitoba Smith, and…"
Chris squinted as one last personality flashed.
"I didn't catch the last one. Oh well! Next on the list, Mike's crush turned pushover, turned powerhouse, our favorite Indie-Chick, Zoey!"
"Uh... I guess I kind of have to jump, eh?" She looked nervously at the camera. "Here goes nothing…" The redhead leaped out of the plane, falling feet first. Her screams echoed as she fell.
"Athletic Idiot, Lightning!"
"You call that a DIVE, wimpy girl?! Watch this! SHA-BANG!"
Lightning dived into the water, with a surprising amount of grace.
"Wide-Eyed Bubble-Boy Brainiac, Cameron."
"Oh, goodness!" Cameron was tossed out of the plane, not afforded the luxury of being able to dive on his own terms.
"Challenge-Throwing Dirt Farmer, Scott!"
"No, No, please don't let me in there! Please! What if there are sharks!?" No! No!"
Chef shook the ginger off his leg, and he went careening into the water below.
"Bossy Bruiser Jo, who crushed the game until her underling turned on her."
"Let go of me!" She managed to temporarily get Chef off of her, but ultimately was shoved into the water, nonetheless.
"From Pahkitew Island, Craptry signing pageant queen, Sugar!"
"Let me go!" She screamed as Chef calmly dropped her into the water.
"Quiet Brainiac turned Megalomaniac, Scarlett!"
The girl said nothing as Chef picked her by the collar and dropped her.
"Olympian Heartbreaker, Sky!"
"Hey, I'm not a Heart Breaker!"
"And Cry-Baby Loser, Dave."
"I'm used to it," Dave said with an unamused expression on his face.
Chef shoved the two ex-ex-lovers into each other, causing them to fall together.
"Outback Survivalist with a thing for crazy people, Jasmine!"
"Let me go, you bloody dipstick!" The Tall girl shouted as she was dropped.
"Zombie-obsessed lunatic, Shawn!"
"Hey, I've mellowed out!" Said the Zombie nut.
Chris chuckled as The Pahkitew contestants screamed.
"And from our ORIGINAL crew!"
"The Cranky CIT who's a force to be reckoned with, Courtney!"
"This was NOT in the contract!" The Type-A said, before being dropped head first.
"Super Cool Loner Goth Girl turned Boyfriend Kissing Emotional Mess, Gwen!"
"I know I messed up bad, but do I really need to be reminded every second!?" The goth shouted, before being thrown out the plane door.
"Devilish Two-Timer, Duncan!"
"Oh, stick it up yours."
"Evil Queen B turned Anti Hero of World Tour, Heather!"
"I hate you, Chris."
"Lovable Lame-Brain, Lindsay."
"Wee! It's like I'm flying! Oh, wait, ahh!"
"Nerdy Wanna-be Cheater, Beth!"
"Hey! That was a long time ago, and I thought it was an open relationship!"
"The Crazy Party Kid with a Heart of Gold, Owen!"
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Everyone quickly moved out of the way as Owen crashed into the water, making tsunamis in his wake.
"Chill guy turned 9-worshiping freak, Trent!"
"It was my grandpa!" He hollered.
"Lady-killing Casanova, Cody!"
"True dat!" Cody said, cheering.
"And finally, home-schooled homie, Ezekiel!"
"That's right, eh! The Zeke is in da house!"
"Ezekiel?!" Everyone below shouted, in a mixture of surprise and worry.
The prairie kid's kid was a slight green, and his teeth were sharp, but otherwise, he had seemingly made a full recovery.
"Just kidding! No way are we dealing with that hot potato again." Chris used a lasso to pull Zeke down to the docks.
"Wait here, we'll talk later," Chris whispered to the homeschooled kid, who nodded.
"Anyways, man is it great to be back!" Chris walked to the beach. The 21 contestants were all hacking up seawater.
"Greetings, my good friends!" Chris shouted.
"I am NOT your friend," Heather said, in her usual tone.
"Aww! Someone's missing her honeybuns!" Lindsay said in a baby voice. Beth chuckled.
"Yeah! That Alejandro guy is a real hunk! Even more than Justin!" Beth swooned.
"Oh, but he's no Tyler!" Lindsay said.
"Yeah… I actually have my eyes on someone right now…" Beth said, twirling her hair.
"Do tell!" Lindsay said, leaning in.
"Well... It's Cody! The Wanna-be blurted. "He's so cute and sweet, and a total flirt!"
"Aww! You two would be SOO cute!" Lindsay said, smiling.
"Lindsay's right! The geek is perfect for you!" Heather said. "I mean, you both are total losers, to start…" Heather mumbled.
"Anyways, back to Alejandro!" Beth said, turning to Heather.
"Ugh! As If I care about that stupid, handsome jerk." She acted uninterested, but her red tomato cheeks betrayed her.
"You better pay for mah' dry cleanin'! These jeans ain't cheap!" Sugar demanded, pointing at her jeans.
"I hate to agree with this wanna-be pageant star, but yeah! There's nothing in the contract about this! I mean, poor Owen coughed up 10 sea creatures in the last 5 minutes! What if he gets some sort of poisoning?"
Owen was indeed vomiting up starfishes. Once he stopped, he burped. "Mhm. A salty flavor with a hint of tang… I like it." He then collapsed in the sand, face first.
"Courtney, Courtney, Courtney. Never thought I'd see you worry about another human after Action," Chris chuckled. The CIT scowled. "Chillax, it was a joke!" Chris putting his hands up defensively. "Well, anyways, new season, new contract. Shoulda read up, Court!" Chris chuckled. "In fact, the contract isn't the only thing we changed! For starters, the island is now 100% toxic waste free!"
"That's a relief. Pahkitew was dirty enough, I didn't need more dirt. Kind of grosses me out just thinking about it," said Dave.
"On the upside, I've given the cabins an upgrade!" Some interns wheeled in a TV, showing the usual, run-of-the-mill cabin. "The losers will still be spending time in the boring old cabin." The camera panned to a second cabin. "Both of 'em." Chris smiled.
"So will there be three teams?" Cameron asked.
"Indeed!"
Everyone looked surprised enough. However, the sole Team Victory member looked very concerned.
Confessional- Lindsay.
"In world tour, I did so bad! I didn't even make the merge! Hopefully this time things can go better for me," said the Blonde.
End Confessional.
"The winning team gets to spend their nights in the new, Mclean brand, Eco-friendly, Chris Mclean Spa Hotel! Complete with Butler, Hot-tub, king-sized beds, and 90-inch TVs." Everyone cheered at that. "And in honor of your all-star status, I'll be dividing you up into teams of three based on your past performances." Chris paused for dramatic effect.
"Heroes versus Villains!... Versus Morally Grey folks."
Confessional- Heather, Gwen
"Obviously I'll be on the Villains team. But I can promise you I'll be running this place by lunch. Good thing Alejerkward isn't here. He'd be sure to make me lose." Heather sighed longingly. "How I wish he was here…" She mumbled. She then looked towards the camera, eyes wide a dinnerplates.
The screen suddenly cut to Heather trying to remove the camera. "I want that tape back! Give me the tape! Ugh, how do you open this thing!"
End Heather's Confessional
"Heroes Villains and Neutrals? I guess I can kiss me and Duncan being on the same team goodbye." But Gwen could only keep the façade up for so long. "Things have been kind of rough for me. I just can't with all this love drama! This relationship was so spur of the moment and I- I just don't know how to handle it! What I did was so awful, and I don't feel good just sitting here and letting it happen." Gwen put her hand on her head. "God, I miss when things were simple back in island with Trent. I wish I never dumped him." She then looked at the camera, eyes big as Owen once she had realized what she said. "Oh god, what if Duncan sees this!"
The screen suddenly cut to Gwen trying to remove the camera. "I want that tape back! Give me the tape! Ugh, how do you open this thing!"
End Group Confessional
Scarlett, Sugar, Scott, Courtney, Heather, Duncan, and Gwen! You Seven will hereby be known as the Villainous Vultures!" Most of the teammates cheered. Duncan, Gwen, and Courtney simply stayed silent. "Wait, I'M a villain?! Oh well, guess I do kind of deserve it," Gwen said, hanging her head. "No kidding, Boyfriend Kisser. The second we lose, it's your ass on the line," Courtney said, venom in her words. "We'll see about that princess," interjected Duncan, putting his arm on Gwen's shoulder. "Oh, up yours dirtbag!" Courtney shouted in retaliation. Duncan flipped her the bird, and Gwen just looked away with a solemn expression. "Wow! Only been 1 minute and you guys are already fighting! This is golden!" Chris rubbed his hands together.
Confessional- Duncan.
"This shit blows. I only came back 'cuz Gwen was going, and now Courtney is here. Fan' Fuckin' Tastic." The delinquent sat in silence for a minute. "Well, a part of me feels bad about the shit with Court. At least a little." He rubbed his arm. "But that part is very small, and I hardly regret what I did." Duncan's eyes twitched.
End Confessional- Duncan
"Jasmine, Sky, Dave, Lindsay, Jo, Lightning, and Beth! You all are now the Questionable Quails!"
The team sat in silence. Most out of shock. "Wait, why am I questionable?" Lindsay asked, looking like she was going to cry. "Yeah, what did I do?" Jasmine said. "A lotta crap these placements are! I should be with Shawn!" Beth shared this sentiment.
"And the Questionable Quills?! If that ain't the dumbest team's name Sha-Lightning has ever seen!" The Uber-Jock crossed his arms.
"Okay, okay, one at a time! First of all, Lindsay is here for constantly forgetting Tyler's name! You made the poor sucker real sad! And Jasmine, you're here for all that stupid shit you and Shawn went through. I mean, you got pissy at him for doing the challenge, are you kidding me?"
"That wasn't my brightest moment, but putting me on the Morally grey team for a silly mistake? Really?" Chris nodded. "Drama is the name of the game."
"Well, what about me?" Beth asked. "Do I need to answer that? You cheated on your boyfriend with a pole. A POLE!" Beth nodded. "Fair point…"
"And lastly, Owen, Shawn, Trent, Cody, Zoey, Mike, and Cameron, you make the Heroic Hawks!"
The team did a group high-five.
"We're going to the best team ever!" Shouted Owen, lifting his teammates up.
Cameron simply let out a whimper, fainting from Owen's powerful grip.
"Looks like every single team has experienced some sort of problem! We're off to a great start!" Shouted Chris. "Anyways, this season is all about blasts from the past! We've combined previous challenges to make even cooler ones, making this the best season EVER!" Chris clicked a button, turning the TV on. "Your first challenge? Finding the key to the Spa Hotel, AND you'll do it in an epic homage to Total Drama's first-ever challenge, Cliff diving into the water full of ravenous sharks." Scott nearly fainted.
Confessional- Scott.
"Uh, Okay, so maybe I have a phobia of sh-s-harks… Can you blame me?!"
End Confessional- Scott.
We cut to footage of a small, chubby intern testing the challenge out. He looked down the cliff, only to be kicked off by Chris.
"Once you dive into the water, try to avoid the sharks long enough to find that key. Choose wisely. Only one of those suckers is the real deal." Footage of multiple keys on the seabed appeared. "Assuming you live long enough to reach dry land, your teammate will drive you in one of the baby carriages from season three's race through central park." This time it cut to the chubby intern covered in scratches collapsing in the carriage. A taller intern quickly pushed him away. "First team to unlock the spa door, wins!" Chris hopped on a truck driven by a rather familiar intern. "You know how to drive a car, right?" Chris asked the intern. "Eh? Of course. Can't be that different from a tractor!" Ezekiel continued to drive, but Chris eyed him suspiciously.
Confessional- Chris
"Yeah, so home-schooled is my main intern. He promised not to sue if I gave him this job." Chris frowned. "This better pay off. Hope he'll be better than that eggheaded know-it-all or that spoiled rich girl."
End Confessional.
"And then someone from team loser will be going home tonight. Meet me at the cliff in 15 minutes. Chop, Chop!" Ezekiel and Chris drove off.
"Hold on a minute, shouldn't we change into our swimsuits or something?" a worried Mike asked. "Sorry, no time!" Chris shouted back from the back of the cart.
We cut to the towering cliff. The 21 contestants were small as bugs compared to its height.
"So, Trent. What brought you back?" Cody asked.
"Well, to be honest, I'm just trying to make things better with Gwen, yakow? Things ended on a really bad foot, and I just wanna make it better," said the guitar boy.
"We can help!" Zoey said enthusiastically. Mike and Cameron nodded.
"Uh, thanks, but I don't know how you'd exactly do tha-" but before Trent could finish, Zoey cut him off. "I've read enough romantic drama YA novels to know the best way to do it is to tell her you want to make it better at a really nice location, preferably at night time. Maybe at the Spa hotel?" Zoey suggested. "That might work, I guess," said Trent. "I'll be sure to think about it." He flashed her an awkward smile.
Confessional- Trent.
"Ever since Action, life's been going downhill for old Trent. I could hardly show my face anywhere! The fans hated me! Ugh, I still feel so stupid for how things ended with Gwen. At least she's happy with Duncan…" Trent sighed.
End Confessional.
We cut to Heather and Sugar walking. Heather pushed the girl behind her.
"Excuse me!"
"Watch it, OLD Heather!"
"YOU watch it, you craptry singing newbie!"
"Guys, just because Chris labeled us villains doesn't mean we have to ACT like villains!" Gwen pleaded. "This team is full of powerhouses! We should dominate with we can work together!"
She was received with approval. Even Courtney couldn't deny it.
Group Confessional- Everyone on Vultures.
"As if I-" Started Heather.
"Would trust-" said Jo.
"Anyone," Duncan said, pointing to the camera.
"On this-" Scott said, arms crossed.
"Gosh diddly-darned," Sugar said.
"Full of snakes," Courtney said.
"Team." Scarlett finished.
"Well, that went well. Looks like this team won't be so bad after all!" Said Gwen, looking up.
It then cut to all seven members of the Villainous Vultures, cackling in front of a fire.
End Group Confessional
We cut to Courtney, looking at Duncan and Gwen as she walked. She was feeling a mixture of anger and sadness. Why did she agree to return to this stupid show? Even when the duo wasn't doing anything, she still couldn't help but be pissed off.
Gwen was noticing the looks. She tugged on Duncan's arm. "Courtney keeps giving me the evil eye. She looks like she wants to burn me at the stake!" Gwen exclaimed. Duncan gave an equally stern look at Courtney, and she stopped staring.
Confessional- Courtney.
"This is such bullshit! Those two love birds keep flaunting their love in my face every second they get. It's like they're TRYING to piss me off!" Courtney looked to the side, worried. "Am I being irrational?" She questioned. She put her head in her hands. "Ugh, this is so stupid!" She exclaimed.
End Confessional.
Scarlett was walking silently along the trail. She was trying to keep a low profile. She had finally gotten out of juvie. Thank God she could afford the lawyers. Next to her was Lindsay. She wasn't sure what to think of the lamebrain, or why the girl was even here, but she didn't mind the company. Better than that loser Max. "Aren't you the girl that tried to blow up the island and kill five people?" Lindsay asked innocently. Scarlett looked slightly annoyed at the events of Pahkitew being mentioned, but she figured it would've come up eventually. "Yeah, that was me. But I've learned now! I'm a changed woman!" Lindsay nodded. "Fun!"
"Shouldn't you be with your team?" The redhead asked. "Meh. I'm trying to get to know everyone I haven't met, and you seem REALLY interesting!" Lindsay said, smiling. Scarlett looked confused. "Uh, thanks?" "I can see a stellar friendship between us! Oh, you'd love my other bestie, Beth! I should introduce you two!"
Confessional- Scarlett.
"That girl certainly is a handful. Well, better than Max, I guess. She seems to be well-liked. Maybe should consider allying with here." Scarlett grinned. "Scarlett is back in town!"
End Confessional.
All three teams had arrived on the beach. There were 3 carriages- one jet black, one gray, and the last one a pure white. A familiar helicopter flew down. "Greetings, all-stars!" Shouted the host. Sand flew into everyone's faces. "Here are the carriages! Jet Black for the Villainous Vultures, Grey like your morals for the Questionable Quills, and Pure white for the Heroic Hawks! You've got 30 seconds to pick your carriage drivers. Starting… Now!"
The teams quickly scrambled to their carriages.
"I'll drive!" Said Sky, Jo, and Lightning all at once.
"Sha-Please! You're the slowest go-kart driver ever."
"But I'm also the mall-shopping-cart-racing-circuit-champion!" Jo retorted.
Confessional- Jo, Lightning.
"I'm not. I only said that because-"
"Gotta respect championship status. Jo can drive."
End Confessional.
"Hey! Put me down!" Sky shouted, pounding Lightning's back.
"You can do it," said Cameron to Zoey. Mike nodded.
"No, you should do it!" Zoey said to Mike.
"Look, I'll do it," said Shawn, walking to the carriage.
"Ten seconds!" Shouted Chris.
"I'll do it," Scarlett said. No rebuttals there.
"Okay. Everyone but Jo, Shawn, and Duncan. Up the cliff you go."
We cut to the 18 all-stars on top of the cliff.
"Sha-First!" Lightning skidded to a halt. The other 17 followed, tired. Owen even fell on Cameron, crushing the poor bubble boy. Scott, Mike, and Dave looked down. Fang waved at Scott from below. "AH!" The dirt farmer shouted, clinging onto a rock.
"Who will be the best key spotter, and who's dead in the water? Find out when we return on
Total!
Drama!
All-Stars!
We cut to the campers, still on the cliff.
"Places people! It's diving time!" Chris chuckled.
"I'm NOT jumping!" Scott said, shaking in fear.
"One Diver per team at a time. The next diver has to wait until their team's carriage returns. Ready? Set?" Chris blasted an air horn, signifying the start of the challenge.
"Whoop! Lightning strike!" Screamed the athlete as he jumped.
"Yeah! Codmeister… Defeat? I'll need to think of something better…" said the Geek as he fell.
Courtney just screamed.
"Sha Bam!" Shouted Lightning as he punched Fang into the water. The other sharks were mortified. After only a few seconds, Lightning emerged with the golden key. "Sha-Score!" He shouted, dashing out of the water and into Jo's cart. "Yes! So long, Delinquent!" Jo ran off, Lightning in tow. "Hey! I'm here too!" Shawn hollered.
"And the Villains take the lead!"
Cody, thinking on his feet, quickly snagged the key as the other sharks were tending to Fang.
"Go, Shawn!" Shawn quickly started running, catching up to Jo.
"How are you so fast?!" The Jock-ette asked the Zombie freak.
"Zombie survival practice!" The boy zoomed past a bewildered Jo.
Courtney followed Cody's lead, finding the key, and jumping into Sugar's cart.
"Look. You don't like me, and I REALLY don't like you," Jo said.
"What's not to like?" Lighting kissed his abs.
"Whatever. We're the strongest members of our team. Agree to stay out of each other's way until the merge?" Jo asked.
"Sure. But then it's every champ for themselves. Including me!"
"Yeah, yeah," Jo said, annoyed with Lightnings boasting.
Both Shawn and Jo were neck and neck, but as they reached the Hotel, Shawn was starting to lose hope. Cody could sense it. "Shawn! There's a horde of zombies behind us! Speed up!" Said the geek. Shawn's eyes widened. "Z-ZOMBIES?" Shawn flew past Jo, quickly jamming the key into the door. It didn't turn. "Oh well. Guess I'll need to fight!" Shawn whipped his head around, only to find no zombies. "You only did that, so we'd be faster, huh?" Shawn asked Cody. He gave Shawn a sheepish grin.
Soon Jo reached the hotel too. "Wrong key!" Lightning hollered. The duo raced back.
Courtney and Scarlett finally reached the Hotel. "It doesn't fit, we need to go back," said Courtney. "Mhm," said Scarlett, not paying attention. The two fled back. "Come on!" Duncan and Gwen cheered. "You know, a lot of my friends were mad when you two hooked up, but I thought you two were meant to be!" Sugar said. "That Courtney girl is a real brat." Duncan nodded, but Gwen just looked away. "Hey. I see Scarlett. How about a kiss for luck?" Duncan asked slyly. "Uh… yeah…" Gwen gave Duncan a quick peck on the cheek. He then jumped off the cliff. Once he landed in the water, he quickly found a key. He swam to the surface and found a silver key, only narrowly avoiding the jaws of fang. Courtney hopped out of the cart, and Duncan jumped in. "Let's roll!" Scarlett didn't need to be told twice. Jo was pushing as fast as she could, but Lightning was still whining. "Sha-Hurry up, they're ahead of us!" Sky took her queue and jumped in the water, quickly finding the key. She did a somersault as she jumped out of the water, landing perfectly in Jo's cart. "I've been brushing up on my gymnastics," she told Jo. They ran off.
Trent quickly jumped down, scrambling for a key. Fang noticed him, hot on his tail. He quickly swam to the shore and jumped in Shawn's cart. "RUN!" And all three were off. Shawn again quickly came neck and neck with Sky. The Neutrals and Heroes quickly reached the spa hotel. "It's a dud," said Sky. "Whatever, let's go back." Jo quickly rolled back. Trent's also was a dud. Mike was stretching in preparation. "Look, there they are!" Zoey shouted. She pecked Mike on the cheek for good luck. He stammered backward, surprised by the sudden kiss. However, he bumped into Gwen, who bumped into Beth. All three contestants plummeted down together. Once the three resurfaced, Gwen quickly came face to face with some sharks. "Nice sharks! Nice sharks!" Gwen backed away. Mike was also facing shark troubles, but they quickly ended once Zoey hit Fang on the head with a large rock, creating a comically large bump. The mutant shark fell into the water. Zoey repeated this for the two other sharks gunning for Gwen. The others on the cliff were impressed. "Good one, Redhead!" Heather said, approvingly. Zoey blushed. "Well, after all the times he's saved me, I owe him one!" We cut to Jo, waiting for Beth. "Hurry!" The Wanna-be shouted. "Think I don't know that?!" She shouted. Mike quickly
Reached Shawn. "It's all yours, man." Trent stepped out of the carriage, and Mike jumped in.
We cut to Jo and Beth at the door. "Darn it!" Beth exclaimed. Jo was kneeling on the cart. "How hard is it to pick the right key?!" The Jock-ette exclaimed. "Maybe you should've been a diver," Beth said. Jo just rolled her eyes.
Shawn was also starting to get tired. Mike quickly ran to the door and back. "Dud," he simply said. Shawn took his queue and sped off. Gwen's was also a dud.
Dave, Sugar, and Owen looked at each other. "Well, here goes!" The larger boy said, jumping into the water. Unfortunately for the sharks and the drivers, Owen's ripple was so large it caused a tidal wave, again! The sharks were completely blown out of the water.
"So much for the danger!" Said Chris from above. Sugar came crashing down after, creating a smaller but still present ripple. Dave made a lesser splash and was quite happy to not need to deal with sharks. The germaphobe was the first to make it to the shore. He quickly jumped into Jo's cart, who was now panting. Owen followed Dave, jumping in Shawn's cart. He was heavy, but Shawn could do it.
We cut to Jo, kneeling on the cart. "I haven't been this tired since I ran that Iron Man!" She exclaimed. "It doesn't fit," Dave said, hopping in the cart. Once they left, Shawn and Owen arrived. Shawn was groaning but made it. Owen hopped off. "The Key is a dud!" Shawn quickly raced away. Back at the shore, Sugar was still searching. "Damnit Sugar, hurry it up!" Scarlett shouted. Sugar submerged. "I can't find a good key! They're all too small!" She pouted. "Ahh, just take a key!" Scarlett was very close to snapping, again. "Oh, fine! No need to be such a sour puss!" Sugar took a key and jumped in Sugar's cart.
Jo and Shawn arrived at the store, and Heather, Zoey, and Lindsay jumped. They quickly retrieved their keys without the sharks and jumped in their respective carts. Jo made it first, but she was sent back instantly when Lindsay's key was a dud. Zoey was the same, and so was Heather. Only 3 hadn't jumped.
Scott was still clinging to the rock. "Dude. The sharks are gone," said Duncan. "You're just saying that to make me feel better!" Scott screamed. "That's It!" Sugar shouted. She picked Scott up and threw him into the water. Cameron and Jasmine had already jumped, so Scott was a little bit behind. Eventually, The Heroes and Neutrals reached the spa. The Hero's key was a dud. Shawn groaned in disappointment. But the Neutrals? Jasmine stuck the key in, and the door burst open. Jasmine and Jo cheered. The Vultures finally showed up, but they were too late.
"The door is open, and the Quills Win! I'll be seeing the Vultures at the campfire tonight.
We cut to the vultures in their cabin. Scott knew he was screwed, but he had hope. He approached Scarlett behind the Cabin. "Look, Sugar was really pissing you off during the challenge, right? Can you do me a solid and vote for her? Please, I'll do anything!" Scott came down to his knees. "Vote with me for the next two rounds and I'll do it." Scott Silently nodded.
We cut to the Vultures at the campfire. "Welcome to our very first Elimination ceremony! Like our new peanut gallery?" Next to the campfire were two Aftermath-esque booths, where the Hawks and Quills sat. "Now the Winners get to watch the losers boot someone and then head to the Spa-Hotel for a 5-course meal!" The Quills cheered. "And the Hawks can just chill, I guess. It's a nice novelty!" The Hawks remained neutral. Courtney sat next to Gwen. The loner took a deep breath in. "Hey, Court. Look, I know I REALLY messed up with kissing Duncan. And I really want to apologize for it. So, I got you these!" Gwen pulled out flowers from behind her back. "Oh. Thanks," Courtney took the flowers, confused. "Before we start, I want one of the winners to volunteer for a special reward!" Chris shouted. "Sha Lightning will take that!" The boy skidded to a halt before Chris. "Your reward is spending a night in exile on Boney Island!" Chris beamed. "Aw, now how is that a reward?!" Lightning said. "Because there's an invincibility totem hidden somewhere on Boney Island!" The campers gasped. "This year, you get to vote by placing an "X" on an 8x10 picture of the person you want to eliminate. Now, get voting!"
We cut to a montage of the Villains voting. Scott in particular showed his vote to the camera. It was Sugar. "Okay. The following people are safe from elimination. Duncan!"
The delinquent caught the marshmallow in his hands. "Gwen!" The marshmallow hit her head. Heather and Courtney! Both caught their marshmallows. And the penultimate marshmallow goes to Scarlett!" The ginger took her marshmallow.
Scott and Sugar were the final two. Scott was sweating bullets. Sugar was relatively calm. Scott! You're on the chopping block for your unwillingness to jump, even though the sharks were gone! And Sugar, you're on the chopping block for wasting time and pissing off Scarlett. And the final Marshmallow goes too….
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Scott. Sugar, you have been eliminated. "What in tarnation?!" Sugar looked at her team. "You voted for me over him!? At least I jumped!" Everyone sat in silence. "Anyways, this is the perfect time to show you our all-new elimination method.
We cut to the Villainous Vultures on the docks. Sugar was already in the device. "Behold- The Flush of Shame!" Chris threw up his arms, making jazz hands. The Vultures all looked very disgusted. "I hope you all-"
But before Sugar could finish, she was flushed down the toilet by Chris. As the Pageant Queen went down, water splashed back up at the Vultures. They all screamed in disgust. Chris had brought an umbrella. He chuckled. "Who will be flushed into the history books next? Find out when we return too-"
Total!
Drama!
All-Stars!
Votes-
Scott- 3. Sugar, Duncan, Gwen.
Sugar- 4. Scott, Scarlett, Heather, Courtney.
21st- Sugar.
Authors Note-
Yeah, that's the first episode of All-Stars 2.0! I always planned to have Sugar go first. There wasn't much to do with her, unfortunately. I hope you fellas enjoyed this! Ciao!
