AN: And we're back, everyone gathers together to discuss the future raid and we get a character I am writing for the first time that is canon in the HazbinVerse for a unique reason.
As a reminder, Tilla is Blitzo's older sister in this fic due to it being made before it was established that she was his mother after the pilot
Disclaimer: I do not own Helluva Boss or Hazbin Hotel
OC's William "Billy" Bile, Sakura, Artemisia Menodora, and Roger Wolfenson aka The Gentleman belong to FleetlordAvatar, TheDragonSaver, Aurasoulyami, and DaemonQueen
When Blitzo told the crew that he had their added help, he told I.M.P. to meet at safe house sixteen at 11AM in the morning. He had left no indication of who he had hired and what their skills were, so there was a bit of anticipation on who it was that he had gotten for the raid. Blitzo had been in the assassination business for a long time and had made plenty of contacts over the years, from fellow assassins to gun runners to information brokers and more. Whatever you can say about him, Blitzo was good at what he did and didn't half-ass it.
Safe house sixteen was the basement of an abandoned clothing store near the edge of Imp City. Where the outside made it look like it was a rotten piece of junk that only crackheads would sleep in, behind a unique door with a hidden keypad was a well-stocked room with computers, blackboards, sleeping bags, armory, toilet, mini-kitchen and fridge, and a TV screen.
"How does he make these?" Moxxie asked as he put his stuff down near one of the sleeping bags he would be sharing with his wife. "I mean, how many of these safe houses does he have?"
"You can never have enough safe houses," Loona said as she turned on the computers and TV screen once the electricity was on. "Dad says he never got this far in life without being a bit paranoid. Well, more so than the usual resident of Hell."
Grabbing a soda from the mini-fridge, Millie opened it up and drank some before asking, "So when are the other assassins that the boss hired coming?"
A knock on the door answered that one as Loona walked over to the door while drawing a handgun from her holster. "Password?"
"Nightmare Moon did nothing wrong," A voice said on the other end, and Loona typed in the code on the keypad next to her to release the locks. A few seconds later, a naga serpent demon slithered inside with two bags in his hands and smirked. "He sssssssssssssstill has that horse thing?"
"Yes," All three of the I.M.P. members said at the same time with a deadpan expression.
"If I was a psychologist instead of a psychotic, I would love to figure out how that obsession came to be," William "Billy" Bile said as he put his bags down before looking around in disappointment. "Damn, no lab. Good thing I brought my own equipment just in case this happened."
He turned to the others and grinned. "Name's Billy Bile. I'm a poison and biological weapons expert, but I'm good in a gunfight as well. I take your Blitz's daughter and employees?"
"Yup," Loona said as she was about to take the bags, but Billy then looked at her with a warning look.
"Careful with those, girl. Got chemicals and all sorts of nasty stuff in there that can melt your sssssssssssskin off if you mishandle them," Billy warned.
"Noted," Loona said as she took the bags slowly and started moving an inch every second just to be sure.
"Biological weapons, huh. Are we talking like Al-Qaeda Terrorist levels or Geneva Convention breaking here?" Millie asked with interest as she sat down on a chair.
"Let's just say I can poison the water supply in this entire city, and we'll be seeing people crapping blood shits to death for a whole week," Billy replied with a grin. "Any idea who's going to be coming with us?"
A knock on the door got their attention as Moxxie got up this time and said, "We'll find out now."
He asked for the password, and it was given, this time by a female voice. After typing in the combination to unlock the door, the four were stunned to find a Nekomata in a grey kimono walking in with grace and very little on her being save for a simple duffle bag. Loona soon recognized her and smiled warmly as she walked over to the cat-humanoid demon despite their kind usually being enemies. "さくらお久しぶりです。 子供たちはどうですか?"
Sakura smiled and nodded to Loona with a slight bow. "彼らはうまくやっています。 あなたはあなたの父と一緒にいくつかの時間を訪問する必要があります。"
"...Since when could you speak Japanese?" Moxxie asked in disbelief.
"Hey, a girl's gotta have an intellectual hobby. I'm not dumb, you know?" Loona scoffed before pointing to the Neko with pink hair. "Everyone? Meet Sakura, aka Pinku no Shi. Which means Pink Death . One of the best close-range blade users in Jingoku and outside of it."
"Oh! I've seen your work! I love the way you cut the blade so quickly and precisely with your swords," Millie said with enthusiasm as she rushed over to meet another fellow close-range user like herself. "I personally like doing it all in one big slice to get as much blood as possible and to make them suffer!"
"Thank you for your compliment. I personally prefer to make the deaths painful but quick if you catch my meaning," Sakura said with a warm smile.
"Oh, yeah. I like it when they bleed out more, but sometimes making it quick is more important, especially if you got a time limit or so many of them on your ass," Millie replied with a wave of her hand.
"Are you sure that a blade user is going to be useful for a scenario like this?" Billy Bile asked with a raised eyebrow. "I mean, we're going up against a legion of guys with guns of all kinds. You'd have to be pretty quick to-"
Suddenly, Billy found a tanto pointed to his neck courtesy of Sakura, who was smiling at the emotionless Naga, who hadn't moved or flinched upon the realization of what just happened. The two cooly looked at each other, but there was also a moment of judging the other's worth and seeing just how they would respond. The other three just stood there in wait to see what would play out.
"You were saying?" Sakura asked in a sweet tone while smiling.
"...Point taken," Billy said with a grin of his own. "But next time, don't do that. I have a kill switch on me that will unleash enough toxic gassessssssssssssssss upon my death. You'll be dead in seconds. Hate to see you hit me for real and die with me."
"Relax. If I wanted you dead? You would be dead," Sakura said as she flicked her tanto in her hands a bit before returning it to her kimono.
"I think I like you," Billy said with a nod of approval. "Blitz really knows how to pick them."
"I'll say," Moxxie muttered as he put a hand over his heart in relief. She's fast, and he's crafty. I wonder who else is going to be here that the boss hired?
Another knock on the door, and Loona did the same procedure. It was a female voice again, and when she opened it up, it revealed a Hellhound with a heavy customized Knight's Armament SR-25 Combat Carbine Rifle that Moxxie made a quick note to get one day. She walked inside and looked at everyone before snorting. "I was expecting more, but whatever."
"You look familiar," Loona asked, eyeing the fellow Hellhound.
"Artemisia Menodora. But I'm better known by the name Artemis," She answered as she put her stuff down.
" The Artemis? " Sakura asked with a surprised gasp. "We're you the one who took down that Slave Trade Triad in Greed, Lust, and Gluttony?"
"One of my best jobs," Artemisia said with a deadly smirk. "They say you shouldn't enjoy yourself when you do the hit, but I'd be lying if I didn't enjoy sniping their dicks off."
"Wow, Mox. We got a second sniper on the team," Millie said with a smile. "Guess you won't be shooting from the range alone any time soon."
"Sniper, huh?" Artemisia asked as she folded her arms and asked, "Best kill at a distance?"
"Two thousand one hundred and seventy-one meters," Moxxie answered with pride.
"Two thousand one hundred and ninety-eight meters," Artemisia replied back, which made Moxxie's pride shatter. "Still not bad, chubby."
"Oh, come on! Not you as well!" Moxxie cried out in despair as Loona couldn't help but laugh out loud. "I'm not fat!"
A knock on the door made them soon turn to it as Loona asked for the password, and it was given by a regal male voice this time. It was another Hellhound, but this one made everyone's jaw drop instead of Artemisia. She just grinned in amusement upon seeing who it was. "Well fuck me. Blitz got you to come out of retirement, you old dog."
"He didn't have to try too hard," The elder Hellhound said as he walked in with his suitcase and adjusted his vest collar. "Retirement was too boring. I needed something to get the old blood pumping, and raiding a heavily guarded island seems perfect."
"Holy fucking sssssssshit," Billy Bile whispered before pointing at the newcomer. "You're The Gentlemen!"
"Roger Wolfenson. At your service," He greeted politely with a slight bow. Taking off his monocle, he started wiping it. "I take it I am the last to arrive out of the four of those Blitz hired?"
"はい ," Sakura said in her native tongue due to shock before changing back to English. "Sorry, but I'm amazed to be in your presence. Your reputation is amazing."
"Thank you, but please, I'm just an old dog here to do one last job for an old friend," Roger said with a chuckle as he put his monocle back on.
"How do you all know the boss anyway?" Millie asked, sipping her soda.
"He killed my old master when I was a slave and inspired me to be free and live my life how I wanted to," Artemisia answered.
"We met on a mission together and did a few more over time. That's how I know Loona as well," Sakura answered with a smile. "He also saved the orphanage I look after, so I owe him a great debt."
"Funny, he saved me as well by stopping some sick doctor experimenting on Sinners like me, so I owed him a favor too," Billy Bile seconded.
"Opposite for me," Roger chuckled as he shook his head. "We both were after the same target, and he was the hot-blooded young upstart who was trying to make a name for himself. I humbled him a bit and taught him some things before letting him go."
"You humbled Blitz?" Moxxie asked with a raised eyebrow. "You sure you did a good job?"
"Oh fuck you, Moxxie," Blitzo said as he entered the safe room and closed the door behind him. "I can be humble if I want."
"If being the keyword there, sir."
"Whatever," Bltizo said, rolling his eyes as he clapped his hands. "Alright, you all did an icebreaker before I got here. Wonderful. We don't have a lot of time, and we got so much shit to do, so let's get to it. Help yourself to a snack or a drink, and let's get this briefing underway."
Once everyone had taken something to eat or drink, they all sat down except for Blitzo, who was uploading a USB drive into a computer before heading over to the TV, where he turned it on, and there was a 3D map of the very island that they were going to all raid. Blitzo, with a remote in one hand and a ruler in the other, turned to everyone and gave them all a severe glance. "Before we do this I want to give everyone the last option, right here, to back out. This is quite possibly going to be one of the most dangerous and risky operations we've ever done. Maybe the most that some of you will ever do in your entire lives. You walk out here now, and nobody is going to stop you so long as you keep your mouth shut. If you survive this, then you will not only get a large paycheck in millions but also have the honor of taking down something many think to be impossible and killing off one of the most powerful Goetia Demon Nobles in the nine rings. So, does anyone wish to get out? Now is your last chance."
Nobody moved or said anything. After five minutes of waiting, Blitzo smiled at them and nodded. "Alright, looks like we all got brass balls. Now let's begin."
Clearing his throat, Blitzo pressed the remote, which now showed the island from a skyshot along with details of how big it was in terms of length, height, and sea level. "This island that Prince Gaap is 22.7 square miles (59 km2) in area, 13.4 miles (21.6 km) long and 2.3 miles (3.7 km) wide. It's pretty much the entire size of Manhattan itself. In terms of walking distance, it would be around three to four hours to walk on foot. It's self-supplying with its own electricity, food, water supply, and other resources. At least five hundred to eight hundred individuals live on the island, and all of them work for Prince Gapp. And it is one of the most heavily fortified places in Sloth.``
"How much money do you think he spent making that island?" Millie asked her husband.
"Five hundred and twenty-eight million," Blitzo answered for her, which surprised the others that he knew. "Prince Gaap has had multiple mercenary crews, assassins, private military contractors, and even some of Hell's Legions raid his island in the past to test the defenses and his NORN system. I made sure to get as much info from them as possible while recruiting everyone."
"I take it that not all of it was peaceful?" Moxxie asked.
"I may have taken a few creative liberties when extracting the info," Blitzo admitted before pressing the remote again and showing various locations on the map. "There are roadblocks, checkpoints, military-style bunkers and barracks, multiple machine gun nests, and minefields in various areas of the island. Not to mention the NORN system, but we'll get to that later."
Those were highlighted in red, while the roads were shown in blue, indicating which areas were safe to cross.
"The main goal is the palace that Prince Gaap has built, which is on the northern part of the island," Blitzo explained as he highlighted the location of the palace in gold. "It's the biggest building on the island and is just as fortified as you'd expect. Prince Gaap's best guards are here, and the target himself is no pushover. He's a magic expert and was close to getting Prince Stolas's position in Lucifer's court but lost to him in the end."
Blitzo sighed and then pressed the remote again, showing not just a photo of their primary target but also of Stella. "He's also holding Princess Stella hostage. Princess Stella is the mother of our main benefactor, and she is a secondary but just as important objective. Prince Gaap is obsessed with Princess Stella, who, in turn, doesn't return his feelings. While we can trust that he'll keep her alive, we don't know what he might do to keep her by his side."
"So basically we're dealing with a spoiled little brat who's got yandere issues?" Artemisia asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Would he go so far as to force himself upon her?" Roger asked with a dark but calm tone.
"...We don't think he would, but then again, this guy was willing to assassinate her husband and kidnap her against her will," Blitzo said, which made more than a few demons in the room growl. "Honestly, we should assume he might do the worst."
"So kill the fucker and save the girl. Sssssssssounds simple," Billy Bile said before everyone raised an eyebrow at him. "I said it sounded sssssssimple. I didn't say it was going to be."
"Yeah, it's not," Blitzo said as he pressed a button showing the armored soldiers, mages, and monsters in Gaap's employment. "He's got his own private army that is highly trained, highly equipped, and highly skilled. Don't hold back against these guys at all."
"And then there is the NORN system," Loona sighed. "A means by which he can predict future threats and counter them."
"Normally, I'd say it was bullshit, but everyone who's ever tried to raid this island has always faced defeat. The closest anyone has ever come was a fully trained Legion Division, and they got all but thirty feet from the house until they surrendered and gave up," Blitzo muttered as he shook his head. "Nobody knows what NORN is, and nobody has seen it. It could be magical. Could be tech. It could be both. We don't know."
"So how the fuck are we going to deal with this?" Billy Bile asks.
"Agreed, going against a superpowered means of predicting and countering our abilities without a way to hinder it is going to be an issue," Roger said with a calculating gaze at the map.
"Well, there is a way to deal with it, and I've already got it planned," Bitzo said with a smirk as he folded his arms. "I knew there was a chance that Princess Stella would get captured by Prince Gaap, so we made sure to give her something that could help us with her on the inside."
"What is it? And how did you give it to her?" Millie asked curiously.
"Why spoil the surprise?" Blitzo replied, which only made the others want to know more.
"Okay, so ignoring the NORN system. How do we get on the island? I assume we cannot teleport there because that would be too easy," Sakura asked while thinking about possible entrances.
"There is a mass anti-teleport protection spell that covers the entire island," Blitzo said with a heavy sigh. "Also, swimming there is out of the question. All the beaches are mined save for one specific area that changes every week. There are also underwater mines, so swimming underwater is out."
"What about scaling the cliffs?" Sakura asked.
"The cliffs have motion sensors, so they'll know if we're scaling them, and we'll be sitting ducks," Blitzo answered.
"So, how the fuck are we supposed to get on this island?" Loona asked in annoyance.
"We're going to fly over it," Blitzo said with a grin, which made everyone stare at him in disbelief.
"Wait, as in, we're going to parachute down all air commando style?" Billy Basta asked while scratching his head.
"Cool!" Millie shouted with excitement.
"We're going to have to because that's the only defense that the island lacks," Blitzo said as he showed an image of model planes flying over the island and dropping them off via parachutes. "We can also use our air force to bomb the island to weaken the defenses."
"What air force?" Moxxie asked in disbelief. "Sir, we don't have an air force."
"I'm working on it, trust me," Blitzo said as he waved his hand at the question in dismissal. Moxxie looked ready to say something but paused, sighed, and just let it go, knowing better than to question it. "Anyway, there are going to be some key areas we need to take down before we head over to Gaap's place."
Pressing the remote again, the map now showed three prime locations on the island. One south of it was colored orange, one in the west colored light blue, and the other in the east colored green. Pointing to the orange-colored target, Blitzo continued, "Location one is electricity. There is a small power plant that powers the entire island. We take that out, and we get rid of the power. Roger and Moxxie will handle this job. Blow it up and blow it up good."
"Understood, sir," Moxxie said with a nod.
"Consider it done," Roger replied.
"Next is cutting off the magic," Blitzo said as he pointed to the light blue area. "I don't know the full details since magic is beyond me, but Prince Gaap is drawing magical power from a well of sorts that is using runes to enchant his magical defenses. We ruin that, and we weaken him and any other magical bullshit he's going for us. Sakura and Loona? You take care of it together."
"はい ," Sakura replied with a nod as she smiled at Loona. "Guess we'll be seeing how your skills have improved after all."
"Wait until you see what I can do," Loona grinned.
"Finally, we need to cut off the escape for Prince Gaap so that he doesn't think about turning tail and running like a little bitch," Blitzo said as he pointed at the last section, which was green. "This is the only airfield on the island where Gaap's personal escape plane is located. I don't care if you ruin the runway or the plane or whatever, but Millie and Artemis are going to handle that one."
"Easy," Artemis said with a snort.
"Oh, boy, I can't wait!" Millie replied.
"So what the fuck am I going to do?" Billy Bile asked with a raised eyebrow.
"I want you to make so many chemical weapons to unleash in the center of the island we're going to make it look like WW1 while I cover you," Blitzo answered plainly.
"Now that I can get behind," Billy Bile replied with a big grin.
"Once everyone has achieved their objectives, we're going to converse at the palace and do what we do best. Kill everything in our way, but Stella Goetia," Blitzo answered as he shut the TV off. "Any questions?"
"Just one. Where are we going to find this air force, sir?" Moxxie asked.
"Well, a certain ex-boyfriend of my sister is hopefully going to help us out."
"Your sister's ex?" Loona asked before her eyes widened. "Wait, Aunt Tille's ex?! You don't mean-"
"Yup. Him."
Sinners were a strange type of demon that was found in the undergrounds of Hell. They were former humans damned to suffer for their sins (hence the name) and turned into demons that often reflected their personalities or their sins which gave them the abilities they had to survive. The Lord was not without mercy, as any Sinner could be redeemed and given a second chance should they try their hardest to make up for their sins in Hell. Sadly, most Sinners often didn't last long due to many of them falling prey to their fellow demons who saw them as easy canon fodder for their own personal wars, plots, and schemes. That being said, between the year Jesus died and around the 1700s, Sinners being redeemed was a common thing as many worked together to try and achieve salvation.
However, Sinners started liking Hell more and more as time went on. The freedom to do the sinful acts they were condemned for appealed to them more than salvation ever did. Eventually, several of them started trying to gain their own means of power, and they succeeded. Denied their own royal titles by Ring Law, they decided to call themselves Overlords in response. They ranged in dealings, looks, behaviors, and locations. Some compared them to Mob bosses, while others saw them as rising heroes from nothing. Regardless, the fact that Sinners could become powerful influencers in Hell had started the chain of less redemption until it became so low that the Exterminators were forced to make sure Hell's population was low.
With war on the horizon, Overlords were starting to take sides. Some were siding with Lucifer, and others against him. Many were doing it as a means to gain power, but some were also doing it for personal reasons. Some Overlords wanted to stay out of the war by being neutral or supplying both to make money on both sides. And then some tried to take advantage of the chaos.
Like Sir Pentious.
Laughing mechanically, the snake Overlord, who had mastered steampunk and machines, looked over his egg minions, all working hard to continue the factory development of his latest weapons of war. With the entire pentagram in chaos, it was the perfect time for him to start gathering his forces and preparing to strike at his enemies. Especially since there was now a massive gap of power with the deaths of Valentino and Vox. He could feel his scales shiver at the thought of slowly becoming one of the most potent Overlords in Pentagram City to the point that he would have statues of him all over.
"Work faster, you lazy yoke ssssssssshit stains!" Sir Pentious shouted from the top level of the factory. "Slow down in any capacity, and I will see to it that you end up sunny side up!"
"Working for you makes me feel sunny, Boss Man!"
"We're going to work three times as hard for you, Boss!"
"I want to end up sunny side up!"
Sir Pentious rolled his eyes while watching a few of his minions end up getting killed by the machines occasionally, only for a new one to appear to take his place. He really wished he didn't program these eggheads to be so "Yes Man" like, but he had an ego to polish. Nobody gave him respect for his genius when he was alive, so he needed to hear it every so often from his Egg Bois. Just wish it wasn't all the fucking time...oh who am I kidding. I do love hearing it all the time.
He slithered down the railing and landed on his office's roof before bouncing down to land near the door. "I sssssssssssssshould go over my plans for taking down the west side of Erebus Avenue. That Lord Faroe has been giving me an annoying time with those Hellhoundssssssssss under his command."
He opened the door to his office, styled like that of a 1920s business mogul only to have all his eyes widen with shock upon seeing who was sitting on his comfy chair, feet on his mahogany table, reading one of his elicit special "Naga Edition" porn magazines. Blitzo whistled as he turned the page. "Man, I didn't think snake vaginas were that big, but it shows what I know."
"BLITZOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sir Pentious's voice echoed across the factory so loud that it made a few windows crack while also making the Egg Bois wince while some decided it was time to take a five-minute break.
Blitzo didn't even react when Sir Pentious pulled out one of his ray guns and aimed it at the Imp assassins, who just pulled the magazine down and gave a slight smirk. "Hey, Zander. How's the conquest doing?"
"It's Sir Pentioussssssssss! I have left my human name behind me once I was shed off my mortal coil and arrived here bathed in the blood of my enemies and reborn by destiny to rise higher than I could in my human life!" Sir Pentious declared dramatically with his fist in the air.
"Didn't you die of dysentery?" Blitzo pointed out, which made the snake demon blush in embarrassment. "Really shouldn't have told my sister about that when you were dating."
" Were being the key word!" Sir Pentious cried out in frustration as he lowered the gun and turned away to hide his big puppy, misty eyes. "Oh, my sweet Tilla! My one true love! You could have been my queen when I ruled the underworld, but you are now lost to me!"
He groaned and pointed his tail at Blitzo. "All because of you!"
"Hey, I didn't do shit!" Blitzo said as he got up and held his hands up. "You were the one who lied about what he does for a living, Mr. I'm-Just-An-Inventor-Who-Is-Not-Involved-In-Shady-Shit! You know my sister hates liars. Why do you think the first thing I did when I became an assassin was tell her and my Twin what I do for a living. She might not like the fact that I endanger my life daily, but at least she was thankful I told her so she could be prepared for it. You? You said nada you naga."
"I was just trying to protect her," Sir Pentious muttered with a grumble.
"Yeah, I get that. We understood, but when I told her the truth about you, you still had to deal with that consequence. Being an assassin is one thing, but an Overlord is another. You have a more dangerous life than I normally lead. A life that Tilla never wanted. So you had a choice to either give up being an Overlord or be with her. You choose the former."
"I wanted both!" Sir Pentious screamed as he threw his raygun out the window, which landed on an Egg Boi, crushed his skull, and caused the raygun to fire. This ended up hitting a very fragile part of a furnace, which exploded and killed a few more as the Egg Bois went to put the flames out, with many more dying in the process. However, neither Sir Pentious nor Blitzo cared as they glared at each other. The former then slowly pulled out a pocket watch. Opened it and saw the photo of him and Tilla cheek to cheek with smiles on their faces. He sighed and looked down. "I wanted both..."
"...You still can," Blitzo said as he walked over to Sir Pentious, who had his eyebrow raised. "Look, Tilla doesn't say it often, but she does miss you too. My sister and I might not have been the biggest fans of yours, but at least you made her happy."
"...Really?" Sir Pentious asked.
"Yeah," Blitzo sighed as he rubbed the back of his neck. "Look, I need you to help me with a job. A job that, if we succeed, will make your name known in every ring around the entire Hellscape. It's dangerous, big, and risky, but if we pull it off, not only will you get famous, but I'll also try to convince my sister to give you another chance. Besides, as an Overlord, your protection will be useful for her as I'm making a lot of enemies here."
"...What do you need from me?" Sir Pentious asked curiously.
"I need your entire airship fleet and robot army," Blitzo answered.
"What?! My most prized work?! Why would I give that to you even if you are my beloved Tilla's brother?!"
"I'm taking down Prince Gaap and his private island," Bltizo said with determination.
This got the snake's attention. "The one with the rumored NORN system?"
"I got a way around that," Blitzo said as he wrapped his arm around Sir Pentious and waved his hand. "Just imagine it, Zander. You taking down the most powerful magic users in Hell. Dominating the NORN system with your brilliance and technology! You would be known from every corner of every ring for the rest of eternity! And the sweet money and support from Princess Octavia for helping to avenge her father's death would be a bonus."
"Hmm," Sir Pentious rubbed his chin and began to see the visions of him being interviewed, paraded, and respected by all for taking part in such a feat. It would be a very risky one, and he'd be playing one of his biggest trump cards in his arsenal to do so. "I don't know..."
Blitzo could see he was close, so he decided on his final play. "Well, with or without you, I have to do this job. Prince Gaap already knows that I'm coming for him, and he doesn't even need the NORN system to figure that out. He might come after me, my friends, my daughter, and my family just to deal with me."
"Wait, he'll go after Tilla?!" Sir Pentious gasped in horror.
"Well, it's a possibility that he mig-"
Hissing in anger, Sir Pentious rushed towards the window and opened it before shouting to his minions below. "CHANGE OF PLANS! PREPARE THE FLEET AND MY ROBOT ARMY! WE ARE GOING TO WARRRRRRR!"
"WAAAARRRRRR!" The Egg Bois all cheered.
Bltizo smirked and patted himself on the back. I'm good. Well, I'd better keep my end of the deal.
He then pulled out his phone and started dialing his sister.
"Hello? Blitzo?"
"Hey, Tilla? How'd you like to have a date I got set up for you?"
"...You know I haven't dated since Zander."
"Well, just give him a listen and give it a shot," Blitzo said before poking Sir Pentious on the back and handing him the phone, much to his confusion.
"Hello?" Sir Pentious asked.
"Z-Z-Zander?"
"T-Tilla!" Sir Pentious gasped while turning red as Blitzo smirked and winked at him. "I...I haven't heard your voice in...years..."
"S-Same, I ... I'm glad you're doing well..."
"...Tilla, I'm sssssssso sssssssorry about lying to you," Sir Pentious whispered while lowering his head. "I miss you..."
"...I miss you too, Zander. I...might have been too harsh on you..." Tilla said on the line. "But...what are you doing with Blitzo?"
"Oh, I'm helping him out on a job?" Sir Pentious said as Blitzo gave him a thumbs up.
"Oh! You mean that island raid he's got planned. Oh, thank goodness. I'm concerned for his safety, but you're going to help him out? Even after we broke up. That's... that's really sweet of you."
"W-W-W-Well, you know me, Tilla. I'm very generousssssss," Sir Pentious said with a nervous smile as Blitzo shook his head in amusement and made for the door. "S-So, how have you been?"
Blitzo closed the door behind him and figured it was best to return in thirty minutes.
Yeah, I needed an excuse to bring the airships of Sir Pentious into the Raid and him being an Ex of Tilla, who is Blitzo's sister in this fic, was a random idea that I thought could work. Hope I wrote him well.
Japanese Translations:
さくらお久しぶりです。 子供たちはどうですか = Sakura, it's been a long time. How are the children?
彼らはうまくやっています。 あなたはあなたの父と一緒にいくつかの時間を訪問する必要があります = They are doing well. You will have to visit some time with your father
はい = Yes
