When Snotty Boy Met Rick Dicker

an interrogation scene with Snotty Boy [from Barnyard] & Rick Dicker [The Incredibles.]

[i do not & never ever will own Barnyard or The Incredibles]


A bright light flashes and we see Snotty Boy [from the 2006 Nickelodeon film Barnyard] in front of a grey haired man seated at an interrogation table.

"Where am I? And who are you?" Snotty Boy asked the man.

"File 82-726. Agent Rick Dicker interrogating." said the man, now known as Rick Dicker. "State your name please."

"My.. nickname's Snotty Boy." Snotty Boy said nervously, and a little shakily.

"Tell me about the incident." Rick Dicker said.

"Well," Snotty Boy began, remembering his 'incident' all too well, "Well, I was asleep that night, in my room, when all of a sudden, I got pushed outta my bed. When I looked up, I saw these cows in my bedroom! And even weirder than that, one of them talked! He said, "That's called 'boy tipping'! Hahaha!" I screamed loudly," he added for dramatic effect, "which alerted my parents."

Throughout all this, Rick Dicker remained unphased, like incidents like this had happened* before. [*-which they had.]

"By the time my parents entered the room," Snotty Boy finished, "all they found was me, cowering, like a gibbering wreck. And Dad said, "OK, no more Red Bull."

"I see." said Rick Dicker.

"Ever since that night, I was traumatized." Snotty Boy stated. "I felt like I would never touch meat again for as long as I live, and-" It was then he notices a red laser light pointed at his forehead. "Hey, what's that?" he asked.

The laser was from Rick Dicker's mind-erasing machine. Rick Dicker was aiming said machine into position. "Have you told anyone else about this? Your parents?" he asked Snotty Boy.

"Uh... No." Snotty Boy said, "They might think I'm crazy. But you understand what I'm talking about, Mr. Dicker?

"Sure, kid." Rick Dicker said.

"You know," Snotty Boy sighed, "I just wish I could forget i saw those cows actually appearing and talking in my bedroom." Suddenly, Snotty Boy felt something touch his head and he passed out. The last words he heard from Rick Dicker were, "You will, kid. You will."


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