We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If
Volume 7:
Chapter 12: Happy Birthday!
We then see a 19 year old Sam asleep in his bed.
Sam was then woken up by Bendy who was shaking him.
He was saying, "wake up! Wake up!"
Sam groaned as he slowly woke up.
He asked, "what is it?"
Bendy said, "today is a very special day, or did you forget?"
Sam groaned, "the day you let me sleep?"
"No silly", Bendy said with a chuckle.
Sam asked, "then what?"
"It's your birthday", Bendy said.
Sam went wide-eyed. NOW he remembered!
"Oh kriff, how could I forget", Sam said.
Bendy started giggling.
Sam quickly got up from his bed.
"I better take a shower", Sam said.
Sam ran to his shower.
After a few minutes he came out of the bathroom, wearing a new outfit.
A new pair of blue and gray robes.
"Follow me'", Bendy said as he led Sam
Sam followed his little brother.
Bendy then leads Sam into the kitchen.
Sam saw just what was waiting for him.
He saw his family and his lovers all there.
Ahsoka and Hunter were there as well!
He smiled, seeing his adopted mother and sort of uncle.
"Happy birthday Sam", everyone said.
Sam smiled brightly.
Obi Wan hugged his son.
"I can't believe how fast time has flown by, it's like it was only yesterday when you were still a baby", Obi Wan said softly.
Sam could only smile warmly at his dad.
"And those times were the greatest, I wouldn't have it any other way dad", Sam said softly.
Obi Wan and Sam smiled at one another.
Obi Wan then led Sam over to the table, where the presents and birthday cake was.
Sam smiled from ear to ear.
Everyone began to sing happy birthday to Sam.
Sam smiled as they sang.
After the song was finished, Sam blew out the candles on his birthday cake.
Everyone clapped for Sam.
Sam smiled in joy.
"I hope I didn't arrive too late for the party."
Sam smiled and exclaimed as he saw, "Grandpa Qui Gon!"
Sam ran over and hugged the force ghost.
Qui Gon chuckled as he hugged Sam.
"It's nice to see you again Master Qui Gon", Obi Wan said.
Qui Gon said, "you as well, Obi Wan."
"It's so great to see you Grandpa…. I was missing your visits", Sam said.
Qui Gon smiled warmly and said, "my apologies. Time seems to fly by, even in death."
"Grandpa", Satine squealed in joy.
Qui Gon chuckled as he booped Satine on the nose.
Satine giggled in joy.
She and Sam were both smiling from ear to ear.
They were both very happy to see Qui Gon again.
He was always a welcomed sight.
….
We then see Sam with his adopted mother.
She had wanted to tell him something important.
Sam asked, "well, what do you want to tell me mom?"
Ahsoka smiled and placed her hands on her stomach.
"I'm pregnant", Ahsoka said.
Sam went wide-eyed, smiled, and hugged Ahsoka happily.
"I'm happy for you mom…. And uncle Hunter as well", Sam said.
Ahsoka said, "thank you, sweety."
Sam smiled as he kept hugging his adopted mother.
"Also, I have something I have to ask you Sam", Ahsoka said.
Sam asked, "what?"
"Hunter and I would be happy if you would be the godfather of our child", Ahsoka said.
Sam went wide-eyed in shock.
But then he slowly smiled.
"I would be honored", Sam said.
Ahsoka smiled happily.
The two hugged each other again.
It was a very touching moment between them.
After that, One-One showed through his memory flies pictures of Sam growing up.
They were utterly adorable pictures.
And most of the photos showed Sam with Obi Wan.
From his days as a baby, to a toddler, to a kid, to a teen, to an adult.
It was clear all these photos were memories to be cherished forever.
One-One made plenty of backups.
Sam and Obi Wan were grateful for this.
It allowed them to look at these cherished memories whenever they wanted.
….
We then see Sam and Obi Wan as they were both staring out into the sunset.
They were both smiling.
"This was one of the best birthday's I've ever had", Sam said.
Obi Wan said, "I'm glad you had a great day, son."
Sam hugged his father.
"You're the best dad I could ever ask for", Sam said softly.
Obi Wan said softly, "and you're the best son I could ever ask for."
Sam smiled tearfully as he kept hugging his father.
Obi Wan rubbed his son's back.
"I love you so much Dad, I don't want to imagine a life without you in it", Sam said.
Obi Wan said, "I hope you won't have to, son."
Sam kept smiling as he kept hugging his father.
He loved him so much.
But what Sam didn't know was that a few months later…. Everything would change….
….
We then see Sam in his room, trying on his new bra and panties.
He received a few of them from his family.
They fit nicely, and were soft as Hell.
"Well, I think that was all of the underwear I received", Sam said.
"But those all look really good on you."
Sam turned around to see Verosika, Adam, Hordak, Alastor, Prime and Lucifer.
Sam smiled when he saw them all.
"You almost look like a woman", Verosika said.
Sam giggled lustfully.
"And you look so beautiful", Hordak said.
Sam said, "thank you."
The five men and Verosika kissed Sam on the cheeks.
Sam giggled in a lovestruck way.
"So cute", Prime said.
The others all nodded in agreement.
They then tackled Sam to the bed and this led to an hour of lovemaking…. Thank God for sound proof walls.
Cause things got crazy in there and they were very loud!
….
Meanwhile….
We see Mustafar, inside Vader's fortress.
We see Vader in his throne room.
He was NOT in a good mood.
And it was because Malakis was on his way to the fortress.
Vader utterly despised the man.
And it was because Malakis utterly hated Vader and enjoyed tormenting him.
He was like a puppy he loved to kick around.
"Oh Vader, where are you?"
Vade groaned, "here."
The doors to Vader's throne room opened.
Malakis walked inside.
Vader groaned, "why do you keep visiting?"
"Because I like to torment you and remind you that you are an embarrassment to the Sith", Malakis said cruelly as he smirked beneath his metal mask.
Vader growled under his breath.
"It's obvious why you are an embarrassment…. You turned to the dark side to save someone, not for power…. And that is utterly stupid", Malakis said as he chuckled.
Vader thought, 'force, give me strength!'
"No wonder your wife died from a broken heart…. She couldn't stand the fact that her husband turned into a monster", Malakis said cruelly.
Vader's fists were clenched so hard, he nearly drew blood.
But what Malakis said next is what made Vader snap.
"And those are all good reasons why your son will never, ever join you."
Vader sent his saber flying at Malakis.
Malakis easily dodged it.
"I see I finally struck a nerve", Malakis said as he chuckled.
Vader growled, "you can treat me like shit all you want. But don't. Mention. My. Son. He's a far better man than either of us."
Malakis asked in a taunting tone, "if you really care about your son, why didn't you go with him?"
Vader didn't have an answer.
"Is it because you prefer the power you have in the empire, that you never had as a Jedi in the old days of the Republic? Hmmm, maybe what your son said is right, you don't care about anyone but yourself", Malakis said cruelly.
Vader growled, "my son is all that matters!"
Malakis chuckled, "pathetic. Besides if that were true…. You would have abandoned both the Empire and your power as a Sith."
Vader growled, "you'd kill me if I tried to do that, and you know it."
"You are right on that Vader…. But what makes it more fun is that you are only hurting your son even more", Malakis said as he chuckled cruelly.
Vader growled, "he may hate me…. But at least he's not in your clutches."
Malakis chuckled evilly. He loved seeing Vader like this.
"Also I wouldn't say your son hates you…. For now", Malakis said darkly as he walked away.
Vader growled, "what do you mean by that?"
Malakis turned to give Vader an evil look and said, "you'll see what I mean…. Soon."
Malakis then took his leave.
Vader was left there with anger and he was worried.
Just what did Malakis know that he didn't?
….
Meanwhile….
We see Sam talking with Revan on learning to control his curse.
Sam was looking over an old book about various cultures as he said, "I believe if we can pinpoint what culture my curse came from, the closer I'll be to controlling it."
"That would be good, so you won't have to worry about hurting anyone", Revan said.
Sam nodded and said, "I'm just trying to pinpoint where this magic originated."
Sam then flipped to another page and he spotted something.
He said, "well that's interesting…. Dathomir?"
"That is the home planet of the Nightsisters", Revan said.
Sam said, "Nightsisters…. Isn't that the same species as Ventress?"
"Yes, they are the same species", Revan said.
Sam said, "well, their species is very intuited with magic."
Sam and Revan kept reading more about the Nightsisters.
There was a lot to read.
But, it seemed like a lead.
"At least we have some clues about my curse", Sam said.
Revan said, "indeed."
"I'll tell my dad about this…. But what I really wish to find out is who was the jerk who cursed me", Sam said
Revan nodded in agreement.
"But I won't give up…. I will find that monster who cursed me and bring him to justice", Sam said.
Revan said, "I'm sure they will."
Sam smiled at Revan.
He said, "thanks Uncle Revan."
Revan pats Sam's head as he says, "no problem, little buddy."
Sam chuckled lightly.
"You are the best thing that I like about having this curse", Sam said.
Revan said, "thanks. Feeling is mutual."
Sam giggled as he hugged Revan.
Revan smiled under his mask as he hugged Sam.
"I just wish the others could see you", Sam said.
Revan said, "me too."
Sam and Revan kept hugging for a while.
….
We then see Sam in his room as he is only wearing his bra and panties.
Alastor and Lucifer were giving him a massage.
Sam moaned lightly as they soothed his muscles.
"This is what you need after a day's worth of Jedi Training", Alastor said.
Lucifer said, "just let all the stress melt away."
"~Oh yes~, this feels so good", Sam breathed out.
Lucifer and Alastor smiled.
They kept massaging Sam's back.
Sam felt his muscles loosening in bliss.
"Soooo gooood", Sam moaned.
Lucifer and Alastor chuckled at this.
Lucifer and Alastor then started to massage Sam's legs.
Sam kept moaning lightly.
Alastor and Lucifer smiled.
They glanced at one another and had an idea.
The two then smirked.
Sam still had his head in the pillow.
He didn't see what they were up to.
Sam then felt something…. Wet on his back?
Not exactly yet…. More…. Slimy.
Sam said as he lifted his head and turned to look, "what the-?"
Standing there were Lucifer and Alastor; now as large slime creatures.
Sam said in shock, "huh?!"
Alastor said, "we thought you might want a slime massage."
"And trust us…. It feels much better than a normal massage", Lucifer said.
"Well then do it", Sam said as he smiled.
Lucifer and Alastor nodded with big smiles.
They began to massage Sam's back.
Sam moaned even more.
This felt even better. It was breathtaking.
Alastor and Lucifer loved hearing Sam's moaning.
It was music to their ears.
Then Alastor got an idea when he was massaging near Sam's butt…
Sam asked, "what…. Else can…. You and the others do?"
"Many things", Lucifer said.
Alastor said, "you'll see soon enough."
Lucifer asked, "would you like us to carry you over to the bathroom, so you can change?"
Sam nodded while moaning.
Alastor and Lucifer kissed Sam's cheeks as they began to carry him over to the bathroom.
Sam thought, 'this is the life.'
….
We then later see Sam and Verosika and the five men in Sam's room.
Verosika asked, "so the empire created you all to use you all to spy on Rebels?"
The men nodded.
Hordak said, "they didn't count on their biochips not working on us, though. Since we're slime, we just squeezed those things out on our first mission."
Sam said, "and I'm guessing they didn't take it too well?"
Prime said, "nope. They chased us for a few years."
Sam asked, "and how did you get them to stop chasing you?"
Adam said, "we faked our deaths and disguised ourselves as stormtroopers in order to steal a freighter to Tatooine."
"And then we used the credits we had been saving to open up the bar", Alastor said.
Sam asked, "do you actually own the place?"
"We didn't own it at first…. We won the place from the original owner in a game", Lucifer said.
Sam and Verosika chuckled.
"The bar has had its fair share of visitors and we did make enough money to maintain ourselves", Prime said.
Hordak said, "mainly due to the dancing gimmick."
"We can see why", Verosika said.
The others all chuckled.
"Thankfully no one ever suspected what we were", Adam said.
The other slime aliens all nodded.
"Well don't worry, nothing will ever harm you five", Sam said.
The five men smiled at Sam.
They hugged Sam and Verosika.
Sam and Verosika smiled as they hugged back.
"We love you two with all our hearts", the five men said.
Verosika said, "and we love you so much too."
Sam said, "more than anything."
The five men smiled and kissed Sam and Verosika's cheeks.
Sam and Verosika giggled happily.
The seven kept hugging one another.
….
A few days later….
We see Sam wake up one morning and he felt so dizzy.
He groaned tiredly.
"Ah-Ah-Ah-Ah-AHCHOOOOO", Sam sneezed.
Obi Wan knocked and asked, "Sam? Are you alright?"
"Dad? ACHOOO", Sam said as he sneezed again.
Obi Wan carefully entered the room.
He saw his son's face was all red.
Obi Wan felt Sam's forehead with the back of his head and said, "you're burning up."
"How did I get sick!? I always take good care of myself", Sam coughed.
Obi Wan said, "sickness can sneak up on anyone. You stay in bed. I'll make you some breakfast in bed."
"Thank…. Achoo…. You", Sam said.
Obi Wan left to bring Sam breakfast.
Bendy asked, "where's Sam?"
"In bed, I'm afraid he has a high fever", Obi Wan said.
Satine whimpered in worry.
Ventress held her daughter close as she tried to calm her.
Obi Wan said, "don't worry, he'll be right as rain soon."
"I'll tell Verosika and the others, that will surely wake them up", One-One said as he rolled off.
Bendy said, "here we go…."
Bendy silently counted to three.
"WHAT?!"
"Yep, that woke them up", NED-B said.
Bendy nodded.
Then Verosika and the five men were in the kitchen.
Verosika said, "how sick is Sam?!"
Lucifer asked, "is he gonna be okay!?"
Obi Wan said, "he'll be fine. He's just a little under the weather."
"Thank the force", Adam said.
Verosika said, "I wish I could go see him, but I don't wanna risk getting sick."
"We can go see him…. We can't get sick", Alastor said.
Ventress said, "well, that's good."
Obi Wan then carries a tray with Sam's breakfast to Sam's bedroom.
He enters and says, "hungry?"
"Yes…. Achoo! Thank…. Achoo…. You, Dad", Sam said as he sneezed.
Obi Wan placed the breakfast next to Sam.
Sam then began to eat his breakfast.
It tasted good, as usual.
Obi Wan smiled at his son, he wanted to make sure he got better.
He patted Sam on the head.
Sam smiled weakly.
Obi Wan said, "your boyfriends are immune to your illness, so they wish to make you feel better."
"Really, that's great! But sadly Verosika won't be able to see me until I am all better", Sam said.
Obi Wan said, "sadly yes. But, I'll go ahead and send the others in."
"Thanks Dad", Sam said.
Obi Wan nodded as he left the room.
Then the five men entered the room.
Sam weakly smiled at them all.
Sam then began to cough a lot.
His boyfriends ran to him.
Sam still kept coughing.
Adam rubbed Sam's back.
"Oh my throat hurts so much", Sam groaned.
Lucifer said, "your father made you some tea. That'll soothe your throat."
Lucifer hands the tea cup to Sam.
Sam takes a long sip.
"Oh this tea is helpful", Sam said.
Alastor said, "good to know."
Sam then finished the tea.
Sam said, "thank you."
"Anything for you our love", Hordak said.
Sam then shivered as he felt so cold.
Prime asked, "you want us to warm you up?"
"Yes please", Sam said.
The slime aliens then wrapped themselves around Sam.
Sam smiled weakly, he felt much warmer now.
He said, "thank you."
"No problem, little imp", the five men said.
Sam asked, "little imp?"
"A nickname we thought of to call you", Adam said.
Sam said, "hmm…. I like it."
The slime men smiled as they kissed Sam's cheeks.
Sam giggled lightly.
"You five are better than a blanket", Sam said.
His boyfriends all chuckled.
Sam asked, "so you five can't get sick at all?"
Alastor said, "nope."
"Cool", Sam said.
His boyfriends all chuckled warmly, making Sam chuckle.
Sam asked, "what else are you guys immune to?"
Alastor said, "well, blaster fire goes right through us. It hurts, but won't kill us."
"Woah", Sam said.
"The same goes for if someone tried to stab us, it would still hurt, but won't kill us", Prime said
Sam said, "good to know."
"The Empire wanted to make us into their perfect fighting weapons…. They wanted to make sure no ordinary wounds would kill us", Hordak said.
Sam asked, "were you five already…. Mhm…. Adults when you were created?"
Lucifer said, "well, we went through a similar cloning process as the ones from the clone wars, so yes."
"When we were first born…. We obeyed the Empire's rules and did as we were told during our training", Adam said.
"But then we started to discover our personalities and we started to think for ourselves", Alastor said.
Prime said, "and thus, we learned right from wrong."
Sam said as he let out a cough, "and I guess you five gaining your own sense of will and personalities led to your creators placing those biochips in you?"
Alastor said, "no, the biochips were always in there. They just didn't do jack shit."
"The Empire does let their arrogance get the best of them and that makes them do dumb mistakes", Sam said.
Adam said, "indeed."
"Oh, I feel so dizzy", Sam groaned.
Prime said, "it's okay, we're here for you."
The slime aliens began to massage Sam's body in an attempt to soothe him.
Sam moaned lightly.
"At least this will help take your mind off the pain", Lucifer said.
Sam lightly nodded.
….
Obi Wan soon came back with the medicine.
He gave Sam a small cup of it and said, "in an hour, take another one."
"I will thank…. Achoo…. You dad", Sam said.
Obi Wan said, "you're welcome, son."
"We'll make sure he takes his medicine, Obi Wan", Hordak said.
Obi Wan said, "thank you."
"It's no problem", Adam said.
Sam fell asleep after taking his medicine.
Obi Wan carefully and quietly left the room.
The slime aliens smiled as their boyfriend slept peacefully.
He was so cute when he slept.
They soon fell asleep with him.
It was a precious moment.
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