We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If

Volume 7:

Chapter 18: Findings

2 months later….

The fight between the Empire and Rebellion had escalated since the destruction of the Death Star.

Many people started to join the Rebellion after learning the truth about the Death Star.

The surviving Jedi and reformed clones were helping lead the charge.

This allowed the Rebels to win many battles.

Sam and his family were right at the forefront of the war.

Though for Sam it was hard for him to focus at times during battles.

Obi Wan's death still weighed heavily on him. He used Kenobi's saber in combat with his own saber.

Sam missed his father so much.

He wished he could see him again.

And he still held anger towards…. Vader.

Vader had taken away his father.

Sam could no longer even call Vader his biological father anymore.

He didn't know if he ever could again.

And he had yet to tell Luke the truth…. But Sam wasn't sure if he could tell his older brother the truth. The news had nearly broken him all those years ago.

And he didn't want Luke to go through the same thing he did.

So he'd keep the secret for now.

….

We see Sam inside his room….

He was staring up at the ceiling with a solemn expression.

This was one of the days where he was…. In a not so good mood.

Sam was holding in his hands a dark pink ribbon with long tails.

This was the ribbon Obi Wan had gifted to him when he was 10.

It was his most prized possession. One he rarely took off.

Sometimes on the battlefields, the Stormtroopers who dared to make fun of the ribbon Sam wore…. Well…. They ended up in pieces.

Sam hugged the ribbon close to him.

It brought him comfort.

The door to his room then opened.

He saw his lovers there.

"Hi little imp", they all said.

Sam said, "hello there."

"We have something for you", Verosika said.

Sam asked, "what is it?"

"Bring it inside you guys", Verosika said.

Hordak and Prime brought in two big boxes.

Sam titled his head in confusion.

He asked, "what's all this?"

"Open them", Alastor said.

Sam opened the boxes up.

And he saw some fancy clothes inside.

Women's clothing at that.

Sam asked, "you got me some new clothes?"

"Not just any clothes", Prime said.

Alastor said, "Mon Mothma said these clothes belonged to your mother."

Sam went wide eyed as he gasped.

These were his mother's clothes!

Sam felt tears fall down his face.

But these were tears of joy.

"Thank you so much", Sam cried.

Verosika said, "anything for you, sweety."

Sam hugged all his lovers.

He felt so much better now.

Sam then kissed each of his lovers.

His lovers were smiling from ear to ear.

Sam then began to look through all his mother's clothes.

There were so many glamorous outfits.

Sam couldn't wait to try them on.

The last one he pulled out was a wedding dress!

Sam gasped as he saw the dress, it was so beautiful!

It was perfect.

"That's it. I am going to wear this at our wedding", Sam said.

His lovers all smiled from ear to ear.

But Sam's smile went away as he remembered something he was really looking forward to at the wedding.

His father walking him down the hall….

Adam asked, "Sam?"

Sam said, "I wish my dad could walk me down the aisle…. But…."

Sam's lovers hugged him.

Sam sniffled lightly.

"There there, our little imp", Hordak said.

Lucifer said, "we're sure someone will be able to walk you down the aisle."

"I know, but…. I just really wanted it to be…. My father", Sam said sadly.

Verosika said, "oh, sweety….", before kissing his forehead.

Sam gave a small smile. He appreciated the gesture.

Sam kept on hugging his lovers for a while. Sam really needed this.

….

Sometime later….

Sam was on a mission, dressed in one of his mom's outfits. A brown shirt, red vest and dark brown pants.

One-One and KeeKee were with him.

One-One asked, "so what is this mission?"

"It's to find a new base in case the Empire finds us again", Sam said.

One-One said, "I see."

Sam nods his head.

KeeKee rubbed against Sam's leg.

Sam smiled and pats KeeKee's head. He really appreciated her company.

Revan then popped up.

He said, "I sense something…. Familiar…."

Sam asked, "on the planet we are approaching?"

Revan nodded.

The ship then entered the planet's atmosphere.

It was the planet Hoth.

"Good thing we brought a lot of coats", Sam said.

Sam grabbed one of his mom's coats.

He begins to put it on. Once it was, he began to disembark the small cruiser.

One-One rolled besides Sam.

KeeKee decided to stay on the ship. She didn't wanna freeze her tail off.

"Man, this planet is so freezing cold", Sam said.

One-One said, "I don't feel anything."

"Lucky", Sam said.

One-One chuckled.

Revan floated alongside Sam.

He said, "I feel like I remember this place."

Sam asked, "you do Uncle Revan?"

Revan nodded.

The group kept walking.

Sam said, "the base should be close by."

"Let's be careful", One-One said.

Sam nodded.

The group then got closer to where the base was.

It was a very old base established during the Old Republic.

"This kinda looks creepy", Sam said.

One-One said, "I quite agree, Sir."

"Wait a minute, I do know this base", Revan said.

Sam asked, "you do?"

"Yes! Me and my wife Bastilla were once stationed on this base", Revan said.

Sam said, "really? Then there may be something useful in here."

The group then walked inside the base.

Everything was covered in ice and snow.

"Have to be careful, this floor looks slippery", One-One said.

Sam nodded as the group kept walking.

One-One then lost his balance and slipped on the icy floor.

Sam picked him up and said, "I gotcha, buddy."

"Thank you Master Sam", One-One said.

"I see something", Revan said.

Sam followed Revan into a hangar.

Sam then heard Revan gasp.

Sam gasped soon after at what he saw.

…. The Ebon Hawk! Revan's old ship!

Revan whispered, "dear force…. The old girl still lives! Right where I left her."

Revan flew over to his ship.

He could hardly believe it. Sam walked over.

"We have to see what's inside the ship", Sam said.

Sam pressed a button near the door, slowly opening the ship up. Revan quickly flew inside, once the door opened. He looked all around his old ship.

"Everything is still the same", Revan said fondly.

Sam asked, "has no-one been guarding this ship?"

"It seems there is no one on the ship", One-One said as he began to look around.

Revan said, "strange…. I could've sworn I left my droids here…. Or at least one of them."

Revan then looked around more and then he spotted something…. It was covered in dust, but he recognized it. Or rather; them. Revan quickly flew over. Sam began to clear the dust away, and Revan saw who was sitting there.

It was his old droids, HK-47 and T3-M4!

He said, "I knew they'd still be here!"

Sam said in shock, "these are your droids?"

Revan nods his head.

Sam said, "One-One, see if you can start them up."

One-One nods his head as he walks over to the two droids.

He then plugs into them both.

Then in a matter of seconds, the droids began to start up.

Sam and Revan stood back.

T3-M4 was the first droid to awaken. They slowly beeped to life. T3-M4 saw Sam and One-One.

They beeped in confusion.

"Hello there, my name is Sam Kenobi and this is my droid One-One", Sam said as he introduced himself.

One-One said, "hello there!"

T3 beeped.

Sam patted T3 and said, "you've been here for a long time, haven't you?"

T3 beeped as he nodded his head.

Sam said, "well, you're safe now."

"I'm really happy to see my droids, but I'm sad that they won't be able to see me", Revan said.

Sam glanced sadly at Revan.

He placed his hand on Revan's shoulder.

Well, as best as he could, since Revan wasn't physical.

Hk-47 then started to turn on.

They said, "groggy query: where the kriff am I?"

"Well, you are still on the Ebon Hawk on Hoth", Sam said.

HK-47 said, "clarifying statement: I was mostly being rhetorical. Query: who are you?"

"My name is Sam Kenobi, and this is my Droid, One-One", Sam said.

"Hello", One-One said.

HK-47 said, "query: why are you on my Master's ship?"

"Well…. It's a long story", Sam said.

HK-47 said, "statement: please explain."

"Well it's going to take a while to explain everything….", Sam said.

….

One long explanation later….

"And that brings us to the here and now", Sam said.

T3 beeped as they shook.

HK-47 said, "obvious statement: that was indeed a very long story."

"Indeed", One-One said.

"Hey Sam, come and take a look at this", Revan said.

Sam went to what was most likely the sleeping quarters.

Sam asked, "what did you find Uncle Revan?"

Revan gestured to a box of old clothes.

Sam opened the box and he went wide-eyed.

They were clothes that belonged to Revan and Bastilla!

Sam picked up one of Bastilla's clothes.

A skin-tight yellow jumpsuit with brown padding.

Sam asked, "'I am so gonna try this on…. If that's okay, Uncle Revan?"

Revan said, "it's okay, go on ahead."

Sam smiled as he went to a private room to change.

One-One conversed with the droids as Sam changed clothes.

They exchanged stories about the adventures each droid went through.

And there was a LOT.

And each one was fascinating for the three droids. Very interesting to say the least.

Sam then came out. He was wearing the yellow jumpsuit.

Sam asked, "how do I look Uncle Revan?"

Revan said, "you look nice."

Sam smiled and said, "thanks."

"Feel free to try on the rest of the clothes", Revan said.

Sam said, "thanks so much."

Revan flies over and pats Sam's head.

Sam giggled. He was much happier at that moment.

Sam then went to try all the outfits.

There were a ton.

And he loved them all. Every outfit seemed perfect.

After a while, Sam decided it was time to leave.

But Revan didn't wanna leave the ship or droids on their own.

So Sam had an idea.

One-One would pilot the cruiser while Sam would fly the Ebon Hawk.

Revan hugged Sam as he felt so grateful.

Sam smiled into the hug.

"Thank you so much little buddy", Revan said.

Sam said, "it's no problem."

Revan pats Sam's head.

Sam chuckled.

"Well let's go", Sam said.

Revan nodded.

Sam then sat down in the pilot's chair.

He said, "let's see how this old thing flies."

Sam then began to start the ship up.

Slowly, it took to the air.

"Whoo! She still flies after all this time", Revan said.

Sam laughed with his spectral friend.

"This is so amazing! I get to pilot your ship, Uncle Revan", Sam said.

Revan said, "yep! She flies like a dream!"

Sam giggled.

He then said, "let's get back to the others."

Revan nodded his head as he floated beside Sam.

He was more than happy to see his ship back in the air.

"I can't wait for the others to see this", Sam said.

Revan nodded in agreement.

The Ebon Hawk continued to fly in space.

The cruiser with One-One and KeeKee soon flew alongside it.

….

Sam's friends and family were indeed surprised when they saw the Ebon Hawk and the droids.

The older Jedi acted like they saw living legends.

Revan snickered at the sight. It was very comical.

Sam giggled as well at the sight. It was too funny!

Revan floated beside Sam.

They smiled and glanced at one another.

Even if Sam did manage to cure himself of his curse one day, he was still happy that Revan would still be around.

He didn't want to imagine a life without his Uncle Revan.

He was a true source of comfort and kinship.

Revan wrapped an arm around Sam.

Sam smiled at this. Revan smiled back at Sam.

It was a truly heartwarming moment between the two. They truly considered each other family. They hoped they'd never part.

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Meanwhile….

We see Darth Vader.

He stands alone in his room, looking out at the endless sea of stars. His thoughts were all on one thing. Or rather, one person…. Sam.

What happened on the Death Star involving his son and old friend festered in his mind.

He could still feel Sam's emotions.

Pure hatred and despair.

And he could still feel Sam's broken heart.

He wished he could do something to undo the pain he caused.

Never had he felt so much guilt in his life.

Not since…. Padme….

Tears fell down Vader's face.

If he'd been wearing his mask, the tears would've flooded the thing.

"Oh…. Sam", Vader said quietly.

He placed his hand on the glass.

For all he knew his son hated him.

It hurt more than anything.

Vader kept on crying.

He wished he could fix his mistakes…. Little did he know of what the future would hold….

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Back with the Rebels….

Sam was with One-One. He was looking at some holovids of him and his…. Father.

The one he was currently looking at showed him riding on Obi Wan's shoulders.

And it was when he was 6 months old.

Back when he was so small and innocent.

Baby Sam was babbling as he waved his arms in joy.

Obi Wan was chuckling as he carried his son.

Sam then began to have a sneezing fit after some sand flew into his face.

Obi Wan quickly cradled the boy.

Sam was still sneezing.

Obi Wan pulled out a tissue for him. Sam grabbed the tissue. He then blew his nose into it.

Obi Wan pats Sam's head. Sam smiled up at him.

Obi Wan smiled back.

Present Sam gave a bitter sweet smile.

Revan popped up and gave Sam a hug to comfort him.

Sam smiled at his oldest friend.

Revan always comforted him. Especially in the worst of times.

That's when he heard, "Sam?"

Sam turned around to see his lovers.

Sam said, "hey."

Prime asked, "are you okay?"

Sam shrugged and said, "sorta."

"Well we thought of something that could cheer you up", Alastor said.

Sam asked, "and what's that?"

"Well we were thinking of taking you somewhere", Verosika said.

Sam asked, "where?"

"Naboo", Adam said.

Sam was surprised. Naboo was the home planet of his mother.

But he loved the idea of going to Naboo.

He heard so many great things about it.

"Okay then, let's pack our stuff", Sam said.

His lovers nodded.

"We already told the others about where we were going", Alastor said.

Sam said, "good to know."

The seven of them began to pack their stuff.

Namely some swimsuits, for both genders, disguises, etc.

But soon they were all packed up.

They'd be taking the Ebon Hawk to Naboo.

After boarding the ship, they soon took off into space….

….

Some time later….

The group made it to Naboo.

Sam said, "it's so beautiful."

"Naboo is truly what everyone said, it's such a beautiful planet", Verosika said.

The others all nodded.

"And also, Mon told us this place was where your mom and…. Ahem, you know, got married", Lucifer said.

Sam said, "I see…."

"Let's not think about that, let's go inside and unpack", Verosika said.

Alastor said, "good idea."

The group walked inside.

It was a very beautiful place to rest and relax.

They all got to their rooms and began to unpack.

Verosika looked over the leopard print bikini she'd recently bought.

She couldn't wait to try it on.

Especially for Sam.

The group then decided to go for a swim.

Sam was wearing one of the new bikinis he received as a gift from Ahsoka.

It was a tight blue one piece.

It hugged his curves.

Especially around the butt.

When his lovers saw Sam in the bikini, this made them all grow aroused.

They all thought, 'we're gonna rock his world tonight!'

Sam also saw Verosika wearing her new swimsuit.

He was utterly entranced and aroused. Like a loth cat going into heat.

Lucifer asked, "is everyone ready to go swimming?"

The others all nodded.

The seven lovers then head to the lake.

A beautiful blue body of water.

"So pretty", Sam said in awe.

His lovers all nodded in agreement.

The seven lovers then went inside the lake. The water was nice and warm.

"This feels so good", Sam said.

Hordak nodded and said, "so good."

The seven swimmed around in the lake. The moment was so magical.

Sam felt so calm as he swam in the water. As if all his problems didn't exist at that moment.

Little did he know of the surprise his lovers were planning for him….

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SuperSentai199: same. I'm glad you enjoy this chapter just as much as I do.

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