We're Wizards, Not Warriors: What If
Volume 7:
Chapter 24: Wedding Bells
Sometime later on Naboo.
Today was a special day….
It was Sam's wedding day!
All of Sam's friends and family were on Naboo for the wedding.
It was at the Gungan's sacred place, since it was well hidden.
Padme and Ahsoka were helping Sam get ready.
Namely with his makeup.
Sam was already dressed in his mother's wedding dress.
Ahsoka was applying Sam's makeup.
Sam sat still as Ahsoka did so.
She was going all out.
"And done", Ahsoka said.
Padme pulled up a mirror.
Sam gasped as he saw his reflection.
He looked gorgeous!
"Thank you Mama Soka", Sam said in joy.
Ahsoka smiled and said, "you're welcome sweety."
Sam stood up and hugged Ahsoka and Padme.
His mother's hugged him close.
Padme asked, "are you ready sweety?"
"I just need a minute", Sam said.
Ahsoka and Padme nodded as they left the room.
Sam turned to face the mirror, as he let out a sigh.
He still wished Obi Wan was there….
"Dad", Sam whispered.
"Hello there."
Sam froze at the voice.
He then slowly turned around…. And standing there was Obi Wan, glowing blue.
Sam said, "D-D-Dad?"
Obi Wan nodded with a smile on his face.
Tears fell down Sam's face.
Obi Wan spread his arms out.
Sam ran over and hugged his father.
Obi Wan rubbed Sam's back.
Sam sobbed as he kept hugging his father.
He cried, "I missed you so much."
"I was always here Sam…. Looking after you", Obi Wan said.
Sam smiled tearfully.
Obi Wan held Sam's cheeks in his hands.
Obi Wan smiled at Sam and said, "now I believe you wanted me to walk you down the aisle?"
Sam went wide-eyed and then he smiled with tears falling down his face as he said, "yes dad."
Obi Wan said, "well then, shall we?"
"But wait, I need to fix my makeup", Sam said.
Sam quickly ran to the mirror and did so.
Afterwards, Sam then ran back to his father and said, "I'm ready."
Obi Wan nodded with a smile.
….
The others were there waiting for Sam. They wondered where he was.
Verosika asked, "Sam is taking a bit, isn't he?"
Alastor said, "he'll be here soon, I'm sure of it."
"Maybe we should check on him", Leia said.
Rex then called out, "here comes the bride!"
Everyone then stood up.
They looked down the aisle.
And everyone let out gasps as they were shocked by what they saw.
Obi Wan's ghost was walking Sam down the aisle.
Sam was smiling as his father's ghost walked him down the aisle
He saw his lovely bride and grooms.
Sam smiled even more.
Soon, he was in front of his beloveds.
"Thank you dad", Sam said to his father.
Obi Wan smiled with a nod.
Sam then turned to look at his beloveds.
They all smiled at one another as Mon Mothma spoke.
"Everyone please sit down", Mon Mothma said.
Everyone did so.
Mon Mothma said, "dearly beloved, we are gathered here today on the planet of Naboo to join these six men and women in the bonds of holy matrimony."
Sam and his lovers kept smiling at each other.
Mon Mothma said, "I understand that the bride and groom's have written their own vows? Sam, you can go first."
Sam held his beloved's hands as he said, "Verosika, Prime, Alastor, Lucifer, Hordak and Adam…. Before you guys came into my life…. My father and I lived in hiding, and I thought that was how the rest of my life would be…. But then you all came into my life and made it much better…. I look forward to spending the rest of my life with you and forming a family together…. I love you all."
Mon Mothma said, "Hordok, you're next."
Hordak said, "Sam…. Verosika…. After the others and I escaped the Empire, we thought we would have nothing while on the run. But then…. You stumbled into our club. And the rest of our lives now, and in the near future, we know will be nothing short of amazing."
Sam and Verosika smiled tearfully.
"Verosika, you're next", Mon Mothma said.
"Sam…. Before I met you, I was afraid my whole life I would be nothing but a slave, but then you saved me and I knew our love was strong…. But it grew stronger when we met you all…. I can't imagine my life with any of you in it…. I love you all", Verosika said.
Mon Mothma said, "Lucifer. You're next."
Lucifer said, "Hordak definitely put it best. You and Verosika have added so much to our lives. We finally have more love and joy than we ever thought possible. We love you so much."
"Prime, you're next", Mon Mothma said.
"I agree with what Lucifer and Hordak said. We look forward to being together with you two for the rest of our lives and being able to form a happy family together, we love you so much", Prime said.
Mon Mothma said, "Alastor, you are next."
Alastor said, "what else can I say? Our lives, thanks to you, are so much more entertaining. So perfect. So beautiful. And we can't wait to share the rest of them with you. We love you all so much."
"Adam, you are next", Mon Mothma said.
"Like the others said, our lives are so much better thanks to you two, and our love for you two is strong, we look forward to building our own happy family together with you, we love you all so much", Adam said.
Mon Mothma said, "and now, the I do's…."
They all yelled, "WE DO!"
Mon Mothma looked surprised but then shrugged it off.
She said, "well then, by the power invested in me, by the will of the Force, I now pronounce you husbands and wife. You may now kiss."
The six men and Verosika all kissed each other.
Everyone applauded for the newlyweds.
Padme blew her nose in a tissue.
Rex wiped his eyes.
Hunter hugged Ahsoka as she sobbed tears of joy.
As the newlyweds walked down the aisle, Verosika threw the bouquet into the air.
All the women in the room tried to catch it.
Luz frantically reached for it.
But Hunter was able to catch the Bouquet!
He went wide-eyed and glanced at Ahsoka.
Ahsoka had a look that screamed, 'put a baby in me!'
Hunter hugged Ahsoka close to him.
Ahsoka smiled in joy as Luz grumbled in disappointment.
Camila hugged her daughter to comfort her.
Luz and Amity then glanced at one another.
They both blushed.
Camila chuckled at this.
We then see Padme hug Sam.
Sam smiled at his mom.
"I'm so happy for you Sam", Padme said.
Sam said, "thanks mom."
Padme then turned to look at Obi Wan's force ghost.
She smiled at her old friend.
"Hello Padme", Obi Wan said.
Padme said, "hello Obi Wan."
Padme walked over to Obi Wan and she hugged him.
"Thank you Obi Wan, so much…. For looking after Sam and Luke", Padme said.
Obi Wan said, "it was an honor to do so, Padme."
Padme smiled at her friend.
Obi Wan smiled back.
Sam asked, "Dad…. Will you stay for the entire wedding?"
Obi Wan said, "of course."
Sam smiled at his father.
Obi Wan chuckled and smiled.
Sam and his lovers were then taking photos.
A ton at that.
Sam took a few photos with his father.
Somehow his ghost could show up in the photos.
But Sam was happy, he had been to take the photos with the ghost of his father.
His father had been able to walk him down the aisle.
And it filled his heart with joy. Pure joy!
But then came the moment when Obi Wan had to leave.
Sam was sad to see him go.
But Obi Wan promised he would come visit.
Especially to see Sam, his siblings, Satine and Ventress.
Sam gave his father one last hug.
"I love you dad", Sam said.
Obi Wan said, "I love you too, my son."
Sam then broke the hug with his father.
Obi Wan slowly walked behind a tree and vanished.
Sam felt sad until a hand was placed on his shoulder.
He looked to see Verosika smiling at him.
Sam smiled and hugged his wife.
He was so happy to be married now.
….
We then see Sam and his lovers arrive at the Villa.
They were all smiling up a storm.
They couldn't wait to start their honeymoon.
First they put their suitcases near their room.
They were quite heavy.
"We can unpack tomorrow", Lucifer said.
"For now…. Let's head to our room", Sam said.
The others all nodded in excitement.
They head to their room.
It looked beautiful.
Upon getting there, they all began to take off their clothes. Things were gonna get steamy fast...
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Sam giggled as they rubbed their bloated stomach. He felt the euphoric afterglow radiating in the room.
His beloveds laid down on the bed and they held Sam close to them.
Sam smiled as they all began to doze off.
They slept peacefully throughout the night….
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SuperSentai199: yeah, me too. It is one of my fave moments we wrote.
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If you wanna know what kind of steamy antics Sam and his harem got up to, head on over to the AO3 version...
