Ed, Edd n Eddy's Boo Haw Haw 2

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I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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I THANK AND OWE GOD EVERYTHING!

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"Eddy please, I beg of you! Do you not remember what happened last year? Let's just have a NORMAL Trick-or-Treat route! Why using psych profiles, witness testimonies and candystore-to-house-ratio's I can EASILY whip up a chart of the houses that will maximize our candy intake-

"Forget that! This year we find Spook-E-Ville for sure!" Shouts Eddy as they both walk home from school...

Double D groaned, "Eddy, Spook-E-Ville was clearly yet ANOTHER fabrication created by your brother to mock you-

"That's where your wrong sock head! Every year my big bro would come back to the house with a stolen shopping cart FULL of bulging candy sacks! And before you ask, I ALWAYS asked around afterward...wherever he got that candy it was NOT in the Cul-De-Sac or the surrounding areas!"

This surprised Double D for a moment but he recomposed himself and began again... "Okay Eddy, for the sake of argument let's say that's true and Spook-E-Ville is real...that doesn't change the fact that we still don't know where it is!"

"Wrong again! This time I know where it is! Well...I know someone who knows where it is!"

Double D pinched the bridge of his nose, "Dang it Eddy! For ONCE remember some lesson from the previous episodes...of our lives! Everytime we trust your brother- be it stink bomb, swimsuite or 'treasure' map -it always goes poorly for us!"

Eddy smirks, "Who said I was talking about my BROTHER?"

Double D blinked, "What are you-

"Remember when I said my bro stole a shopping car every year to haul his loot?"

"Well... yes, but in addition to further proof he's a role model you should NOT emulate...what dose that have to to do with anything?"

"Well, last week I just happened to be around the Bargain Mart wondering how we were going to find Spook-E-Ville, when I nearly tripped over their shopping carts! After kicking the stupid thing out of my way...I realized I'd seen them before! These were the exact same kind of carts my brother used to stole for his yearly haul! So I found an old fart of a security guard and smooth talked him to reveal that YES he used to chase my brother all the time- among other things -loitering, shoplifting and stealing a cart every year. But get this...he didn't steal it alone..." Said Eddy tapping his nose in a 'knowing' manor.

Despite himself, Double D couldn't help but be intrigued... "Who was it?", He asked curiously.

"Apparently some 'hoodlum' named 'Bob Zombie'..." He shrugged as Double D gave him an incredulous look, "Yeah, I don't get it either, must be a street name or something... ANYWAY! He helped my brother cause all kinds of mischief around Halloween! Even better, when I slipped him into a conversation the other day, my folks went ballistic! They ranted and raved about him being a bad influence on my brother! Moe importantly how they had to chase him away every Halloween after helping my bro bring him his yearly candy stash!"

"Which means he could know where Spook-E-Ville is!" Exclaimed Double D in wonder...

"Now your getting it Sock head!"

"Why Eddy, this is actually a very solid hypothesis AND plan...so where dose this 'Bob Zombie' reside?" He asked with anticipation.

Eddy shrugged, "Beats me, that's where you come in. I need you to find it by tonight..."

Double D groaned as his optimism died as quickly as it came, "Annnnnd, there it is..." He said in resignation.

"Eddy, why did you wait to the last minute! I need to go home and work on my costume!", he pointed out annoyed.

"Will you relax? Just tell me what your costume is and I'll go get it! I'm already getting Ed's costume, so why not?"

Double D sighed, "Okay...but I'm holding you accountable if this goes wrong!"

"Fine, I'll owe you a nickle! Now what's your stupid costume already? Were burning daylight here! And better be something scarier then that snot rag you were last year!"

"For the hundredth time, I was the BUBONIC PLAGUE! And- Oh, nevermind!" He said in defeat over Eddy's baffled gaze. "Anyway, no need to worry about that. For this year I go as the original 'Destroyer of worlds' himself! J. Robert Openheimer himself! I defy you to find someone scarier then the American theoretical physicist credited with being the "father of the atomic bomb." Why I-

"Some scientist nerd, got it! Three costumes coming up!" Interrupted Eddy as he ran off!

Double D sighed, "Why do I EVEN bother?" He then walks off in dejected resignation to City hall to find this 'Bob Zombie'...

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"Okay, Rich AND handsome Rock star for yours truly, Space outlaw for Lumpy and Openwhatever for Sock head...okay, I'm good!" Said Eddy as he packs the costumes in a briefcase...

"Hmmm...still got a couple hours...might as well get my brothers stuff out of my room before Mom throws a fit."

Indeed, despite what he said to Double D, being desperate to find some clue to Spook-E-Ville he had ransacked his brother room...

He'd found plenty of no doubt MORE misleading treasure maps...and some more 'magazines'- saving those for later - and a bunch of... missing posters of bunch of kids from the next several towns over?

'Eh, probably wanted to claim the rewards or something', he thinks dismissively...

In any case, there'd been nothing about Spook-E-Ville!

So he might as well pack it up! He first starts with a VERY familiar sight...

Eddy snorts, "Swismuites of the Gods' my BUTT!" That had been a day he wished he could forget!

He grumbles as he packs them into another briefcase...

BEEP!

Eddy pauses as he brings out his cellphone...

GravyLover4evar: Eddy...I can't trick or treat tonight. :( Sarah ratted out what happened last year to mom...and now I'm grounded! :'(

This is my last text before they take m

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Eddy gritted his teeth, "Why that little brat- Oh, no! Were not doing this! Not this year! Come hell or bathwater, THIS WILL BE THE BEST HALLOWEEN I'VE EVER HAD! Oh, and the BEST for the other guys too! ...I guess..."

Like a man possessed, he grabs a briefcase and runs out of the house!

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"Eddy, didn't you learn anything from last time!? Our attempt to 'liberate' Ed not only failed, but we got grounded too!", exclaimed Double D as they hide in the bushes.

"First things first...did you find our man?", asked Eddy as he peeked through the shrubs.

Double D sighed, "Not his DIRECT location, but I'm confident I narrowed it down to the AREA where he can be located. But it's rather complicated-

"So what else is new? Nevemind, that'll have to do!", interrupts Eddy as he continues to peek.

Double D once more tried to get her friend to see reason, "Eddy! Again, last time was a disaster! How will a second time be any different?"

"Because this time we WON'T have to deal with the twerp! It's Halloween sockhead! She's not going to stay to watch him! In fact, she actually leaves the house several hours EARLY to go to that Crybaby Jimmy's house so they can try out a hundred costumes together! And since Spook-E-Ville is OUT of the Cul-De-Sace, we don't have to worry about running into them! All we gotta do is get Lumpy home BEFORE his sister gets back home and were golden! Now shush! I need to watch for when she leaves!"

Again, Double D found himself stunned by such a logical plan coming from Eddy. "Eddy I must say I'm impressed! It's not like you to think your plans out so thoroughly..."

"Yeah, well it's also not like me to enjoy failure after failure either...", Eddy grumbled.

Double D blinked, "What?"

"Shut it Sockhead! Our moment has arrived!", sure enough...Sarah was leaving!

It took some time to coax Ed to leave and to navigate without a staircase- seriously, wha tparent dose that? It's messed up! -but they eventually got out.

"Okay guys, time to suite up!", shouts Eddy as they hide behind the bushes and start to take off their clothes.

Years of lockerooms and other 'shenanigans' leave them no care for each others bare bodies- as long as their eyes are forward and don't go below the equator of course -as they go over to eddy's briefcase.

"You better have what I asked for Eddy.", Said Double D.

"Stop worrying Sock Head- He opens it -Were as gold as WHAT THE SHRIMP!"

There was nothing but the Swimsuits of the Gods here! "Dang it! I must've grabbed the wrong briefcase by mistake!", Eddy shouts annoyed!

"Riiight..." Said Double not impressed- nor all that surprised of something going wrong...AGAIN -while crossing his arms in annoyed resignation. "Well Eddy, if it's all the same to you. I can see where this is going and I'm feeling cold and SHY. So I think I'm going to take this a bad omen, get dressed, go home and call it a night...and I suggest you both do likewise. Furthermore-

"I can't believe I forgot my make up kit!" "Dang it Sarah, we have limited prep time as it is!"

Panicking over the familiar voices, the Edd's jump into a nearby bush as Sarah and Jimmy cut through the bushes to get to her house...

"I said I'm sorry Jimmy, we can- oh, for crying out loud!"

She glares at the piles of clothes scattered about, "I told that slob a thousand times to put his moldy clothes in the washing machine, NOT the lawn!"

Mistaking them all for ED's clothes, she grabs them up. "I think I'm going to go give that jerk a peace of my mind one last time before we head out!"

After they leave...the now VERY despondent Ed's came out the bushes...

"Wow, that's a new low for us...and in record time too," Said Double D with a sigh.

"Were not even through the first chapter", grumbled Ed.

"Well it can't be helped, come on fellows. I doubt we can stop from getting grounded, but mayhapse our unclothed state will put Sarah in a jovial enough mood she WON'T leave us locked out and naked," Double D says resigned as he and Ed start to move forward...

"NUTS TO THAT!", exclaimed Eddy suddenly.

Double D groaned, "Come on Eddy be reasonable! Were naked, it's freezing, were all soon going to be grounded and the only bit of clothing option we have are the prank suites your brother left you that will 'pop' off the moment we do anything too strenuous!"

"Then we don't do anything strenuous! Not like it's a challenge to be lazy..."

"Eddy, seriously what is up with you today? While you can be a bit obsessive with succeeding no matter the cost...usually when were humiliated or grounded- which were BOTH now -that's usually enough for you to call it quits..."

Eddy pinched the bridge of his nose... "You want to know why I'm so determined for this to work? I'll tell you why...BECAUSE I'M SICK OF OUR LIVES!"

His two friends recoiled at the sheer rage of their friends aggravation.

"What, are you-

"I'm sick of failing! I'm sick of losing! I'm sick of everything blowing up in our faces! When do we get our's? HUH?!"

"I think their saving that for the finale.", pointed out Ed...

"TO BLOOD WITH THAT! I don't care what I have to do, were getting a win tonight!

Double D looked at his oldest friend in both bewilderment and concern.

"Eddy...what's brought this on? It's not like us getting a loss is anything unusual...unfortunately..." He grumbled that last bit in resignation...

"How are you not sick of that?! BECAUSE I AM! I'VE BEEN SICK OF IT SINCE THREE THURSDAYS AGO!

Double D winched, "Ah...yes...Groundhog day...the school REALLY needs to fix their calendars..."

"That day was a nightmare! Our scam backfired, we were humiliated, the kids beat us up, the kankers beat us up, we got in trouble AND our parents yelled at us!"

Double D just looked at him confused, "Honestly Eddy, I'm not seeing the issue- aside form the obvious of course -you'd think you'd be use to that by now-

"Not all at the same time!", Shouted out Eddy in exasperation.

Again, Double D looked constipated at the memory... "Oh, yes...I see...wow...even by OUR standards that day was truly abhorrent...:

Ed shuddered, "So much fish balls...so little gravy..."

"Exactly! And I'm done with that! Were getting a win tonight even if it kills you!"

"Uhhhhhhh...", stammered Double D in concern over that last statement...

"Enough blabber! Get these things on were burning moonlight!", shouted Eddy as he shoehorned the speedo on...

Double D sighed, "This is not going to end well..." He sighed as he reluctantly pulled the mini-napkin-sized swimwear over his privates...

"The light doesn't get any greener Double D.", said Ed as he proceeded to do likewise...

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