Suddenly, instead of the weird void lights I have been seeing for god knows how long, I can see complete darkness. Not that much of an improvement but it's certainly better.

"wake up!" Some annoying childlike voice commands.

The ninja world huh. It's good that I chose that DNA consuming perk because the most powerful endgame villains and heroes either have a chakra demi-god inside of them or have some OP bloodline. But still, until I reach a commendable amount of power this world will be terrifying to live in.

'I'll have to get up now' I think to my self whilst finding the energy to get up after what was basically a week long sleep.

I groan a bit and respond in slightly high pitched voice "I'm up, I'm up!". I mentally groan 'It's gonna suck to start as a kid. Puberty all over again.'

As soon as I open my eyes I'm greeted by a face consisting of blond hair, blue eyes and whisker marks. 'so the kid I just took over knew naruto? That's going to be a boon. I want to activate emotions for him but I will wait and see if I can tolerate him first.'

Before I can start to talk to Naruto my environment turns grey and everything stops moving.

Before you can start entertaining the admins you must complete your tutorial!

First let's go over general system settings. You can enable an only voice based system with rare instances of text, a only text based system or a mixture of both where the text will both be displayed and read out.

I will chose option three because I can compute text better generally and because I don't have the time to read the fucking bible while Madara throws a meteor at me or something similar.

Option 3 chosen [NOTE: voice will depend on what is calming to the gamer]

This time accompanying the text is a female voice sounding nice and soothing. 'I get calmed down by women? That would be new, I mostly panic while talking to them.'

Now, your status screen will be displayed and each stat explained

Name: Senshi Kūsho

Race: Robot-Human Hybrid

HP: 100/100

HP Reg: 5 per minute

MP: 100/100

MP Reg: 5 per second

VIT: 10

STR: 10

DEX: 15

INT: 20

WIS: 10

LUK: 10

Currency: 50 Ryo

VIT: Calculates your Hp (1 VIT = 10 HP) and represents the healthiness and endurance of your physical body.

STR: Reflects your physical strength and enhances physical skills.

DEX: Your speed and flexibility depends on this stat.

INT: Calculates your MP (1 INT = 10 MP) and represents your capability of absorbing, recalling and storing knowledge.

LUK: how often and severe luck based events occur.

Ok not bad. I hope my stats are average of a toddler because if not, Danzo is going to catch on real quick that I'm great for his little group.

There is also a Minecraft-like picture of myself here. As a child, I have a normal amount of muscle mass and not much fat. I have, surprisingly, shiny white almost silver hair and red eyes. Not red like the sharingan, more like kurenai's red, but a bit more vibrant. The hair goes down to a bit above my shoulders and my eyes are a tad bit slim.

The game will resume in

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Everything returns to normal and Naruto looks annoyed. 'Was Naruto's face always this feminine? And why is he so slim?'

Through keenly observing something you have gained the skill Observe

Observe Level: 1/100

Displays information on your target depending on the level of the user, the target and the skill.

Name: Naruko Uzumaki

Age: 10

Danger rating: Threatening

relationship status: friend

Description: Naruko Uzumaki is hated by the village but tries to be optimistic and cheerful. [Because of meta-knowledge extra data is added] She is the container of the nine-tails and is the reincarnation of Ashura.

...You really had to genderbend Naruto huh, R.O.B? His sexy-Jutsu looked hot enough in the show so if she turns out like that I wont say no but it's still kinda weird.

Game, activate emotions for Naruko Uzumaki!

Done

Guess that's one future harem member. Not now of course, I ain't no pedo. Still Naruto-I mean Naruko goes through a lot and even as a now certified sociopath, I can still appreciate that perseverance. Also being friends with the main character so early on will get me a lot of bonuses, while still also bringing me a lot of trouble. That's gotta be the risk taker trait at play.

Naruko looks a bit concerned but then continues speaking "The matron says she wants to announce something today so we've got to get ready."

The first emotion I feel after dying is happiness. 'She is adorable. It's decided, Naruko your on my 'protect at all costs' list' I determinately think.

"yeah, I'm up Naruko. I'll get ready now." I almost asked her to leave but after observing the room I noticed the second bed parallel to mine where I guess she would sleep based on the three instant ramen cups standing on the table next to the bed.

The Jinchuuriki gets off of me and walks toward one of the two doors of the room. "Okay, I gonna go downstairs. See ya later."


After finishing what I presume will be my new morning routine, I'm standing in a semi-circle consisting of other children which is around a woman with brown hair, a slim body and green eyes.

'observe'

Name: Suzuki Hana

age: 34

Danger rating: evenly matched

Relationship status: acquaintance

Description: Suzuki is the orphanage matron of Konoha's orphanage. She has lost her little sister in the Kyūbi attack and has resented Naruko ever since. She cares for you like any other orphanage matron would care for their children.

Observe has leveled up!

As I thought, she hates Naruko. By the way, doesn't Naruto in cannon live in an apartment? I guess she get's it after joining the academy.

The matron looks at all of us and starts to speak "Today where going to visit the academy children! While where there, you can take the entrance exam, if you want to become a shinobi." After that announcement, almost every child starts to cheer and celebrate 'Of course, Konoha can brainwash good enough for even children to want to become killers'. I think a bit disappointedly.

Despite my disappointment, the best way to gain power and Legendary Jutsu would be to become a Konoha shinobi. But why even become a ninja? I've been given a second chance and obviously I want to survive but I want no, I need to make it entertaining it because of the R.O.B, so becoming a shinobi and being the strongest amongst them seems like a perfect goal. If I'm the strongest I will survive anything and my path to the top should be entertaining enough for the admin. I guess That's my goal set, I'm kind of exited.

We follow Suzuki out of the orphanage and start walking. 'Seeing Konoha in person rather than just through a screen is so cool.' I fanboy in my thoughts as we walk through Konoha.

Soon we arrive at the academy which stands at the foot of the Hokage mountain. As I look up to the past Hokage I think 'I'll surpass every single one of them. I'll have to.'

The matron breaks me out of my thoughts and announces "Every one who want's to take the entrance exam, go with Iruka here. Every one else follow me for the tour."

'Would we also get Iruka as our teacher in our first year? I guess It would make sense as if the teacher knows us personally and has trained us for a while, the development of the students would be far better.' Two thirds of our group follows Iruka and the rest stays with Suzuki.

Iruka looks at all of us contemplatively and speaks "First you are going to take a written exam and after that where testing your physical abilities." We now follow him into the building and to a classroom.

After we sat down, Iruka starts giving out the tests. While he does so, I use observe on him.

Name: Iruka Umino

Age: 23

Danger Rating: try to avoid

Relationship Status: Stranger

Description: This academy teacher has lost his parents in the Kyūbi attack and became chunin after. He is now a academy teacher to teach and guide the new generation.

Observe has leveled up!

'That's a unnerving danger rating. Though it makes sense, he's a chunin of Konoha.' The test it self is pretty easy for an advanced mind like mine but I do notice the considerable Konoha dick riding in the Konoha related questions. Like here 'In the third shinobi war, our great village won because of what legend?' I will admit Minato counts as a legend, but you could have written it down a bit more discreetly as to test our history knowledge better.

After finishing the test before everybody out of my orphanage, Iruka says I should wait outside.


After about 15 minutes everybody has assembled outside. Iruka stands on a box with Mizuki behind him and announces "Now you will run as many laps as you can around this field. You will be graded based on time and Laps. Now start!"

I begin the race and after a while I notice that I'm not getting tired. 'Is this because of my Race?' I contemplate as i run as many rounds as I can. 'Danzo wont care about a kid being physically more fit than the others, so I'll be first in the exam.' After 20 minutes everybody else has stopped running except me, I stop after five more minutes.

"Well done everybody, you can all follow your matron home now. And to everybody who will pass, I will see you in a month." Iruka says as he sees us off.

As we walk back I see a few notifications.

Due to physical training you gain 1 STR and 1 DEX

Your physical growth will reflect throughout all of your forms.

That's good to know. I am broken out of my thoughts as I see Naruko almost sprinting towards me. 'She's very clingy. But It makes obvious sense, I've not seen her interact with anybody else too much and Naruto didn't have any friends so early on either, so me being her only friend she'll want to keep this friendship at all costs.'

She tackles me to the ground before quickly standing up and apologizing "Sorry, I know we've only known us since two days ago but I saw you and- and" I get up with a groan 'She's very touchy. And she acts differently towards me than Naruto did in the show. It's pretty early in her childhood though so I think it makes sense.'.

I stop her stammering and tell her "It's fine Naruko, I said where friends and you can tackle all you want. It's more training for me."

"Thanks Senshi!" She excitedly says. 'adorable' I think.

We walk and talk together for a while until we arrive at the orphanage.


'finally she sleeps' I tiredly think. Naruko has been talking to me ever since we've arrived in our room. 'I have noticed I don't have a chakra stat. Is it because it's not unlocked?' I question in thought.

'I'm gonna try and unlock It I guess' I try to feel out for an energy in my stomach. I slowly start to feel something akin to a fire and 'pull' at it. As soon as I do I hear the voice of my system 'Gotta give her a name'.

Chakra (CHK) unlocked!

Chakra will work for any form as it is a stat.

Name: Senshi Kūsho

Race: Robot-Human Hybrid

HP: 100/100

HP Reg: 5 per minute

MP: 100/100

MP Reg: 5 per second

CHK: 1000/1000

CHK Reg: 10 per second

VIT: 10

STR: 11

DEX: 16

INT: 20

WIS: 10

LUK: 10

Currency: 50 Ryo

I can feel the energy course throughout my body and I feel much stronger.

Skill(s) unlocked!

Chakra control Level: 1/100

Reflects your ability to control and manipulate your own chakra.

The higher the level the lower the chakra consumption and higher chakra regeneration

Skill(s) unlocked!

Chakra flow Level: 1/100

The chakra flow technique flows chakra through your body, enhancing it at a considerable chakra cost.

I'll train the chakra control skill heavily, it sounds very useful. Chakra flow is good but my chakra is already very low.

CHK: 411/1000

I'm gonna go to bed for now. Tomorrow I'll start my training routine and try a few things I remember from the show.


That's chapter 2. I know my punctuation is awful but I cant really fix it as it would take much focus away from my writing and more on the grammar and I'm not writing for the grammar but to make a story people can enjoy. Now, until next time, Bye!