Fourteen Of All
Some time later that day, the two ponies, Maud Pie and her boyfriend, Sedimentary, have arrived the base of a large mountain range together. They've decided to explore the place on their date that day.
"Wow," Sedimentary said out loud, "There's a beautiful forest growing near this mountain range. Amazing." "Yes," Maud Pie agreed, "Amazing. That's the word to describe this mountain range." "Right, Sedimentary agreed.
"But the forest is beautiful, too," said Maud Pie, "Boulder thinks so, too." "Ok, that's true," said Sedimentary.
"It is so, so very true," a voice said. "What was that?" Sedimentary asked confused. "I know who it is," said Maud Pie, "All right, Discord, I know you're here."
"Huh?" Sedimentary asked, "Discord?" That's when a strange, familiar creature magically appeared in front of the two ponies. Yes, it is Discord. "Why hello, Maud Pie," Discord said in his usual over the top tone. "Holy cheese rocks!" Sedimentary exclaimed.
"Been a while since the Grand Galloping Gala," Maud Pie said, "Did you improve your comedies?" "Why yes!" Discord answered. "All right," said Maud Pie. "Say, who the rocks are you?" Sedimentary asked. "My name is Discord," the strange character answered, "The master of disharmony and chaos to you, mister pony whom I've never met before."
"You're obvious," Maud Pie said to Discord. "Is he?" Sedimentary asked. "Yes," Maud Pie answered, "The obvious master of jokes." "Right," said Sedimentary, "So what do you do?" Discord then grew a giant hand had it pointed at a mountain.
"I could make this into a volcano," Discord said. "No, don't!" Sedimentary cried in alarm, "Don't do that!" "Ok, then I won't," said Discord, making his giant hand disappear, "Guess I still got the lion's paw. And who the radiation belt are you?"
"My name is Sedimentary," Sedimentary answered, "I'm Maud Pie's boyfriend." Oh, so you are," said Discord, "Good job, Maud." "Thanks," said Maud Pie. "So, you all are enjoying your day today, right?" Discord asked.
"Yes," Maud Pie answered, "We are." "Well, that's good," said Discord, "And the opposite of chaos." "Right?" Sedimentary replied, "Well, thank you for saying that."
"You're welcome," said Discord, "You want to know about the time I used a tiny hat to make a whole mountain disappear?" "Maybe," Sedimentary said, "I guess we can hear some of Discord's wacky stories." "Yes," Maud Pie agreed.
So Discord told the two ponies about the time when he had made a mountain disappear. He also told them about the time when he had once made the whole moon into cheese, had random planets dance while wearing underwear and replacing the sky with water.
"I find these stories extremely absurd," Sedimentary said while laughing. "True," Maud Pie agreed, "Boulder thinks so, too." "Glad you find them disharmony," Discord said while laughing, "I think it's funny." "You try," said Maud Pie.
"All right," Sedimentary called out, "We kind of enjoyed your random stories, now let's be off to somewhere else." "Right, Sedimentary," Maud Pie agreed, "We're off now. Thanks for the stories, Discord. They were not Equestria." "Thank you," Discord called out and the two ponies left. "Wild," said Sedimentary. "Boulder Thinks to, too," Maud Pie agreed.
"Have a good time and have a good day," Discord called out to the two ponies before disappearing. "That is one crazy draconequss," Sedimentary thought to himself. "He's not crazy," said Maud Pie, "He's chaos and disharmony. Boulder said that." "Okay," said Sedimentary.
