Unwanted And Unrelated Rock Trouble
Right now, Maud Pie, and Sedimentary are facing a giant mechanical thing. Inside, four ponies are piloting it. "What is going on?" Sedimentary demanded. That's when the four ponies then emerged from out of the machine.
"Glad to see us?" one pony asked in a taunting voice. "No," Maud Pie answered. "Just who are you?" Sedimentary asked. "Oh, you want to know who we are?" another of the four ponies asked. "Yes," Maud Pie replied, "Stop stalling."
"Ok then, my name is Tenderhearts," the tall female pony said, "The Opposite! If you want to know so bad." "Actually," one male pony said, "And my name is Forget-Me-Not. Eh?" "What?" Sedimentary asked, "And you other two losers?"
"My name is Tiddley Winks," another male pony said. "And my name is Dandy," the last male pony said. "Wait, Forget-Me-Not," said Tenderhearts Opposite, "What were you going to say?" "Never mind," said Forget-Me-Not. "Boulder says you're an old hag," Maud Pie said. "WHAT?!" Tenderhearts Opposite screamed.
"He says you're an old hag," Sedimentary said. "You are going to get smashed for that!" Tenderhearts Opposite screamed. "Oh, please," said Maud Pie. "What kind of morons are you?" Sedimentary asked. "And what do you want from us?" Maud Pie asked.
"Well," said Tenderhearts Opposite, trying to think of an answer. "We're going to have some fun smashing you all!" Tiddley winks shouted. "And you didn't give us a logic answer," said Sedimentary, "How pathetic. From you, old bag."
"You are going to get smashed!" Tenderhearts Opposite screamed, "Fire up the bot!" "Yes, ma'am!" Tiddley Winks replied, activating the big robot. "Maud," said Sedimentary, "We've got to be careful around these creeps! They're now attacking us for no reason whatsoever."
"Got that," Maud Pie replied, "Let's go!" First, the robot tried to smash the ponies, but they dodged it. "Missed," said Forget-Me-Not. "Keep trying!" Dandy shouted and they did, but with no luck.
"You're not going to hurt my girlfriend and her pet rock!" Sedimentary shouted, "Don't worry, Maud, I'll protect you." "Thank you," said Maud Pie. "I think that's a joke!" Tenderhearts Opposite Shouted.
"Boulder says you're an old mule, Tenderhearts," Sedimentary said. "Grrr!" Tenderhearts Opposite growled, "You'll pay for that, you, you stupid stones!" "Don't insult Boulder!" said Maud Pie.
"Oh we enjoy being the bully!" said Forget-Me-Not, "Let's crush them!" And they tried again to strike the two ponies. "Bullies never win!" said Sedimentary. "We'll see about that!" said Tenderhearts Opposite. "Boulder has a plan," said Maud Pie, "Over here."
The robot faced Maud Pie. "Not interested in being smashed," said Tiddley Winks, "We'll let's change that, shall we?" And the robot fired it's arm towards Maud Pie. Sedimentary was about to react when Maud Pie jumped out of the way at the last second and the machine struck a rock base.
"Missed!" said Forget-Me-Not. "Let's get them again!" Tenderhearts Opposite shouted. But this time, the machine would not respond. "What's going on?" Tenderhearts Opposite asked.
"I think we got rocks in the system," Dandy said, "Must have been debris from the impact entering the air intake duct. "And that's supposed to be a problem?" Tenderhearts Opposite asked.
"Well," said Tiddley Winks, "This is a watercraft vehicle and rocks can easily damage it." "What the radiation belt?!" Tenderhearts Opposite asked. "Let's enjoy this display," Maud Pie shouted.
"Right," said Sedimentary, "From a safe place." That's when the machine exploded and send the four ponies flying. "You are an absolute moron!" Tenderhearts Opposite shouted.
"What did you say?" Forget-Me-Not asked. "There they go," said Maud Pie. "Yes," said Sedimentary, "So shall we get back on with our date?" "Why yes," Maud Pire answered with an almost smile. And that's what they did together.
