Authors note:

This chapter will be a short one, because I want you all to enjoy a bit of comedy, and have a little taste since I'm studying a lot for the finals of the semester. Sorry about that, but that's the only thing I can do.
I hope this chapter will make you laugh.


Well, it's really strange to explain how it happened, but Ah'm glad to tell everyone about one of the funniest days of our lives… while one of the days Junior despises until this day.

Me and my brothers and sisters were always there to impress each other and try to show how we are the best against each other, so we always provoke each other for whenever someone would bail out or be a coward, he would call them a pussy little bitch.

Even if the youngest of us at that time we actually didn't know what a pussy was but still thought it was somethin' we never wanted to be.

So every time we go to a park… we never say we go into a trash attraction. Yah know what Ah mean?

We always get into each other with an air of superiority and look at each other.

Ah walked towards my older brother Butch, as he raised his eyebrow at me

"Ah went on the evolution." Ah said as Ah raised my arms challenging if he could have done better than me. And by looking at his face stupefaction Ah grinned and added. "And cataclysm tornado as well."

Yah never should even dream of going over one of mah siblings, and saying…

"Ohhhh, ah went on crash cars." Ah facepalmed as Ah was literally angry with a such stupid statement. "This was the definition of a pussy. Please even if yah like to go there, don't tell the others."

Okay maybe Ah was bein' too harsh but that was the truth, but let me explain my point that there was one attraction that every single fuckin' one had fear to go there.

Which one? It's a tower 196 feet tall, with4standseachofthemhavin' 3ittakes59.9secondstogotothetopandwaitfor5secondsjusttodropdownintothebottomby2, using twice the force of the gravity… and… they...have...the audacity to call it… an attraction.

For those who never went on Lululand it's called Turbo Drop. And now, there is the thing you always must know about this toy… When you go on to it, you don't have fear…

Now that's the story of Junior and the Turbo Drop…


"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH. LET'S GOOO. Which attraction we go to? Turbo Drop, that's right." Junior jumped excitedly as he was feeling badass and fearless, even not knowing and even seeing what the attraction was in the first place. "Yeaahhhhh, Ah'm goin' . Because Ah'm fuckin' cool like my brothers."

Moxxie, Butch, Raz, and Malik were walking behind the line as they were mostly ignoring their little brother who was dancing excitedly behind them. They were also with excitement, however, their focus was so much more focused on the attraction, as the group of imps walked behind the line.

"That's what yah guys want? That's what yah get, let's go to the Turbo Drop. Who is goin' to the turbo drop?" Junior raised his hand towards his head as he waited for his brothers to reply, but he didn't even give it a chance and finished by himself. "Yeah, Ah'm goin'. Ah'm goin' at the Turbo Drop."

Junior walked towards Moxxie and danced at the same time.

"Yeah, ah'm goin'… Yah are my best friend Moxxie. My favorite brother." Junior excitedly pointed at one of his older brothers, who seemed to be glancing at him. "Yeah, who is my best brother? Yeah, it's yahhhh."

Junior raised his hand over his head and pointed at Moxxie as he smiled excitedly at his brother.

"Yah are the best brother in the world, and yah never would screw me up into goin' to messed up places, that's why yar the man in the house." Junior pointed out as the group was going together and he was already jumping excitedly on his place… after waiting a few minutes on the line, he was already tapping his fingers on the wood. "This line is takin' so fucking lon' right?"

After a few minutes of waiting… finally, the brother imps were face to face with the attraction…

"Alright boys, here we are, the Turbo Drop," Butch said excitedly, Moxxie taking a good look at the giant tower which made him feel goosebumps in a good way, Raz cracked his neck as he was grinning crazily willing to go over the madness, Malik had his eyes wide open in surprise and whistle. And Junior…

"WOOOOOOOOOOO, LET'S Gooo...ooo.. boys… Ah'm so happ…" Junior was jumping excitedly until he gave a first glance at the enormous tower her excitement and energy were slowing down, and his arms were moving in good energy, just moving like slow motion, and his face had the biggest smile suddenly froze in a thin line… as he finally noticed the biggest attraction he wasn't expecting to see...He then pointed at the tower and started to wave the hand as he moved the other hand to his mouth… His face was sweat dropping and his thin line became curved into the opposite side of the smile, his eyes were watering up, as he gulped the dry saliva over his mouth… He couldn't contain his face getting pale and a whisper from his mouth after looking at the height of the attraction "hollyshit… is this the Turbo Drop?"

"Yep," Butch said as he wasn't even looking at his baby brother, since the group of brothers were admiring the biggest attraction over the Lulu Land.

"Is this the Turbo Drop?" Junior repeated even weaker than before, until his fear showed something that most kids would say when they were afraid of a park attraction. "It's because Ah like Pirate Ship more."

Junior looked at his own brothers who were already next to the attraction, he couldn't deny the joy of his own brothers… and now he passed the line and went from extreme happiness to deep sadness…

5 minutes ago:

"WOOOOOOOOOOO."

Now:

"fuck." Junior murmured as he followed his own brothers and looked at the sinner who just giving a fuck about their opinions, he opened the sits for them, and Junior sat beside Moxxie and Butch.

"Well, it's good we are here." Junior tried to light up, but his voice was devoid of any feeling, and then the seat protection went down and covered his torso.

With each second passing, the little imp tried to remain calm, but his anxiety was passing over him, and he couldn't help but keep sighing.

"This is just to make us feel protected." Junior tried to reassure himself…

Moxxie and Butch looked at the tiny imp and noticed that the energic brother was now being awfully quiet.

"Junior are yah fine?" Butch asked as he wasn't in concern about his brother, since his own excitement was blinding him from viewing the 180-degree change from his little brother.

"Yeah, Ah'm fine. Ah'm relaxed" Junior said as he cleaned up a few tears from his face. "Ah'm really good. Ah always thought we are great friends, and that's fine. Since yah guys wanted to go this toy, we are goin'."

Junior's voice was trembling as his own tears of despair were hovering over his face.

Moxxie noticed something was wrong and decided to ask.

"Junior are yah cryin? Are yah okay?" Moxxie showed a good part of the concern.

"No Moxxie, Ah'm fine… Ah'm just pissed off… because we could have gone on the roller coaster." Junior said as he cleaned up his face, which made Moxxie notice some flags.

"Yah want to get out?" Moxxie asked as he looked worried over his baby brother.

"NO, NO, NO, Ah'm fine. Because Ah'm not a pussy…" Junior said as he was determined, even with his own anxiety he was trying to not shake in front of his own brother… "Yah know… Ah love Ma so much… Ah should have hugged her more."

"Junior. Do yah want me to call the conductor? We can get out from here." Moxxie now noticing Junior was on the verge of breaking down, asked once more.

"Nah, Ah'm okay… it's just Ma would never let us do some crazy shit like that...But yah know what?" Junior said as he suddenly stopped shaking and his eyes were devoid of life. "If yah died, yah died."

Moxxie palled from such words, and he was already seeing big red flags on the youngest of the family. At the moment he was already going to call the person who conducts the attraction it was too late.

The Turbo Drop already started, and their seats started to rise up slowly at the biggest height. 19 seconds of pure silence, and at the time the sits went over the top, there was a loud noise of steam coming out from the top.

Butch who was excited over the attraction, suddenly felt a reality shock.

"HOLYSHIT." Butch wasn't the only one who shouted, but also Moxie, Raz, and Malik who were on the other tower nearby them.

Junior who saw his group of brothers was now feeling fear, he couldn't help but claim.

"Told ya so." Junior shrugged, as he was now feeling vindicated from being the one who was right. "But yah all didn't listen to me."

Butch and Moxxie looked at each other as their own heads were in sweat. And Moxxie looked down at the biggest height there.

His feet were in the air, he could literally see the entire park from that view. Moxxie who was a calm and tranquil imp, at the moment he notice he was in fear, there was one thing he was worried about first, the integrity of his own safety.

"What the Fuck we just did…" Moxxie stared down and held tightly his own chest protection. "If this protection isn't locked. Ah will fell down and Ah'will goin' to die. Ah prefer to be a pussy bitch than actually die."

Moxxie's fingers trembled, as Butch stared at his own brother both of them had the same thoughts, and staring at the other tower, Malik and Raz were thinking the same thing. And in the count of three… the group of brothers tried to move their own protection… and they were locked…

The impossibility to see the protection loosen up was enough to make Moxxie sigh in relief.

"Ah never clinched my ass so hard, ah could have sworn that my shit went towards my throat." Moxxie whispered to himself…

Butch was now relieved until he got a notice on his youngest brother.

"Junior, are yah protection locked?" Butch asked as he touched the protection of his little brother… And by moving a little bit.

*Clink up*

Moxxie's and Butch's eyes went wide open as they stared at Junior with their minds in terrifying thought.

"This shit is loosened up," Butch exclaimed angrily. "Yah should have called the conductor to help yah to lock this up. Now if yah die, Ma is goin' to beat the shit of us."

"WHAT'S GOIN' ON?" Malik shouted from the distance, which made Moxxie and Butch place an arm on each side of his protection and use all their strength to make Junior remain stable on his sit.

"JUNIOR'S SIT ISN'T LOCKED UP," Moxxie shouted which made the duo of brothers actually pale from hearing that.

"WHAT?" The duo of the other side exclaimed as they were watching that the youngest of the group was actually nearby at risk of dying. "WHY HE DIDN'T CALL FOR HELP?"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH." An obese sinner who was sitting nearby Malik shouted as he himself was feeling afraid of going over the toy and the protection was too little to fit over him.

And on that time that shout was enough to make the duo Raz and Malik get pissed off.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP FATTY. DON'T YAH SEE THAT WE ARE TRYIN' TO SAVE OUR BROTHER?" Malik glared as he was clearly terrified and overprotective of the youngest sibling.

Raz was also pissed, even knowing that it was wrong to call fat people names, but he was too pissed to care.

"You are just bi' like that because you do inhalation with barbecue smoke." Raz was already on the verge of actually killing the sinner…

And all of that… was in 5 seconds.

*Vush*

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH." Junior shouted as Moxxie used all muscles of their arms to try to contain the gravity force.

Just 3 minutes later, the group of brothers walks outside of the attraction.

Junior with a running nose, mixed with tears and saliva, covered his entire face, with eyes in orange, the vein on his neck pulsating, and his left shoulder was dislocated…

"It was easy peasy," Junior said before slamming his face on the floor…


"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA." Verosika laughed as she choke on her own lunch made by Lin, she never imagined hearing such a funny story from the boys of the family.

Joe chuckled, while Lin and the girls of the family were giggling from always hearing how the youngest sibling was the one who pulled such a roller coaster of emotions.

"Yeah, that was 2 years before we had another opportunity to go on the Lulu Aquapark, which Junior also did something so funny on there." Moxxie

"Oh, I can't wait to hear more about what kind of adventures you boys did. At least I know Junior will pull some bullshit cowardly like that." Verosika chortled as she was now imagining how the little imp brother was, and how funny must have been seeing that.


"Ah don't know why? But Ah have the desire to kill one of mah brothers, and then kill mahself." Junior was playing darts until suddenly a thought appeared in his mind.

Raz was craving stone with a knife when he glanced at his youngest, and then a cheeky smile appeared on his face.

"Ah bet it was one of the family remembering one of our stories." Raz smiled as the tiniest of the brothers missed one dart, which made him stomp his feet.

"Fuck, why yah guys like the Turbo Drop story? We have other funny stories too." Junior pouted at his older brother who just shrugged in response.

"Well because it was one of the funniest shits ever happenin' to us. And yah should remember that this will hunt yah forever." Raz grinned at Junior who angrily punched the face of his brother. "Oh yah fucker. Ah'm goin' to rip yar intestines."

"Brin' yah Raz." Junior opened his arms wide open as he was tackled by the wrestler of the family.

"BEOWULF, CAO CAO, STOP THIS FUCKIN' FIGHT." Then a shout was enough to make the duo stop on their tracks and notice the oldest of the family walk towards them, with his eyes in dark circles.

"Butch, what the hell happened to yah?" Raz asked by glancing that the bulkiest of them wasn't in the mood for any fights, but his impatience could be seen from a distance.

"Later Ah will tell, now, Malik finished turning the fire up, let's have a barbecue and let this shit end later." Butch turned his back as he tiredly walked towards the kitchen, which made both Raz and Junior stare at each other.

"When he calls us by our middle name, some shit must have happened," Raz commented, and the youngest nodded his head to him.

"Yeah, let's eat the meat first, and deal with this fight tonight," Junior said in agreement, and with one handshake, was enough to make both of the brothers go towards their barbecue… Hoping to know what the fuck is going on.