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Isn't it a miracle, sir?
Deep down in London town there is Ministry of Magic.
Deep below on the ninth floor there is Department of Mysteries.
Deep inside (good place to hide!) there is a small subdivision, called Panel Of Navel Contemplation, Etc., aka PONCE.
And their subject of study is: "Meaning of Universe, Life and Everything", aka MULE.
And their aspired dream is to discover at least one miracle.
Year 1981, the day after Halloween.
Mr. Broderick Bode, senior researcher of the meaning of Universe, reported to the Head of Panel, Mr. Saul Croaker,
- 15-month-old baby, named Harry Potter, just defeated a Dark Lord!
- Could it be a miracle, sir?
"I don't think so, Bode," answered Croaker, "It's probably just an accident."
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10 Years later (Sorcerer's Stone year).
Bode (who at that time was promoted to the position of senior researcher of the meaning of Life), reported to Croaker,
- 11-year-old boy defeated the Dark Lord again!
"Again?" asked Croaker.
- Yes, the same boy defeated the same Dark Lord.
"Then," Croaker said calmly, "it's apparently a coincidence."
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1 year later (Chamber of Secrets year).
Bode (now senior researcher of the meaning of Everything) reported,
- 12-year-old boy defeated the Dark Lord third time in a row!
- Isn't it a miracle, sir?
Croaker answered, "Nah, just a stroke of good luck."
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2 years later (Goblet of Fire year).
Senior researcher of the meaning of Meaning, Mr. Bode, reported,
- The same 14-year-old boy defeated the same Dark Lord one more time!
- With all due respect, sir, I think there is no room for any doubt anymore.
"Yes," said Croaker decisively,
- No doubt whatsoever; its' a habit.
THE END
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