"The next day, Bonnie visited Buggy to give him a pretty box with a vanialla cake with the word "Sorry." written on it in red walked towards the tent when all of a sudden, a lion got in the way. "Don't you dare come in! We know what you did to our Captain Buggy's cake!" Great lion Richie growled.
"I made him some sorry cake. Sorry I took a bite of the giant birthday cake when it wasn't even sliced. When it comes to sweet stuff… I'm out of control." She opened a box and showed him the vanilla cake.

The lion glared at her, then the cake. She looked so sincere, so he let her in. As Bonney went in, she saw the Superhuman Domingos chattering. She got on her tiptoes and looked past them, peeping into a large room. She saw Buggy sitting on a tall chair making buster pink hearts appeared in the girl's eyes. She pushed the Superhuman Domingos out of the way and ran right towards him.

"Hey, um... Buggy-"

"I'm out of gun powder. Call back another time." Buggy grunted before hanging up a snail phone.

He immediately picked up another one after that.

"Ooooh! You could have all the bombs you'd like! Free of charge!" Buggy interrupted once more.

Bonnie leaned over and kissed his forehead, causing the clown to finally look up at her.

"The fuck was that?! I'm busy here!" He yelled at her, making a funny face.
"I just made you a vanilla cake... To say that... I'm sorry." Bonney showed him the pink box.

"Sorry for fucking what?" Buggy glared, wiping the red lipstick off of his forehead.

"Eating your giant cake and ruining your song." Bonney gave him puppy dog eyes.

"It's fine. Thank you. Yonko Big Mom would've done worse damage. Now please, kindly piss off." Buggy said before immediately eating the cake.

'He... He ate it! Right away!With his hands! A true soulmate!' Bonney thought, nearly fainting.

"Why are your knees shaking? Leave. The building. PLEASE." Buggy warned with a gun to her head.

She slowly turned her back towards him and walked to the door. She then stopped, only one foot in front of it./

"... I'm coming back." Bonney's purple eyes darkened. A shadow over them.

"What was that?" Buggy asked, raising an eyebrow.

"I'm coming back. The way you ate the cake... It made my heart melt... I want to see you eat it again... And again... And again... I'll make you eat cake until you pop..." Bonney whispered, her purple eyes sparkling.

"Um... No thanks. This cake was good but it isn't that good." The blue haired clown said nervously.

"Then how about a kiss? Come on, pucker up those big, red, lips..." Bonney turned around and walked back towards him. Buggy cocked the gun's silver trigger.

"I can pull this trigger at any point, ya know." Buggy threatened./span/p
'Always loved a tough guy...' A grin stretched across her face, confusing the three Superhuman Domingos.

"And I could turn you 5 years old... Or 80... Whatever age weakens you." Bonney said.

"Imagine the headline: "Star Clown Buggy kills Worst Generation member Jewelery Bonney." They'll all love me for it! Gyahahahaha!" Buggy laughed so hard he dropped the gun, causing it to shoot the ceiling. The Spanish boys jumped back as Bonney turned Buggy 14.

"Hmm... Not as hot." Bonney said.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Buggy looked down at his smaller penis. His crew members screamed too.

"How about a better headline? "Worst Generation member kidnaps Fourth Warlord". Then again, I don't want any more trouble with your crew. I'd rather join it. After all, my crew only consists of four men. Meanwhile you've got a whole circus act and some cowboys by your side." Bonney ran a finger down his chest, turning him 40 again./

"I am not letting you join! Bad enough I have a hard time making weapon deliveries!" Buggy pushed her away.

Bonney ran after him and puckered her red lips. Buggy gasped, then ran for it, commanding the Superhuman Domingos to attack the lady. The boys nodded and lunge at her, big beefy hands ready. Bonnie turned all of them into babies, causing them to just grab her like she was their mama, and cry.

"GRRRR! YOUR DEVIL FRUIT IS WAY TOO OP!" Buggy yelled. He used his own devil fruit ability to split himself into pieces and attack her from behind.

Bonney flipped over and grabbed the bottom half of his body. She unzipped his brown pants and sucked him off! Buggy's head fell and screamed, comedically rolling into a pile of barrels. His other body parts fell onto the floor, his hands twitching from the sudden feeling of hormones.

"Mmmm... How's that, clown boy?" Bonney flirted. Buggy's face turned red as his nose.

"THERE'S INFANTS HERE! DO YOU HAVE ANY CLASS?!" Buggy angrily yelled at her.

"Oh! Excuse my manners." Bonney turned the Superhuman Domingos 86, causing them to weakly hold onto her, only to get tossed onto the ground.

"Don't suck me off... Ever... again..." Buggy panted.

"How about this, tough guy?" Bonney rubbed his butt cheeks in a circular motion.

"AGH! YOU ARE A DEMON!"

"You mean a succubus~"

"SCREW YOU!" He yelled. He hated but some what enjoyed the treatment his lower half was getting. His disembodied hand picked up the gun, and shot Bonney's left eye out!

Bonney fell in slow motion to the song "Hide and Seek" by Imogen Heap, blood spewing from her eye socket.

Buggy dropped the gun once the song ended and slowly panted just like in the anime. (They love their filler breathing shots.) He then went back together and put his hands on his hips looking down at her. The Superhumans looked at her as well, wondering if she was even dead. The song played once more once Bonnie shot Buggy in the stomach.

Buggy looked down at his stomach, his hands bloody from touching the bullet wound. He fell in slow motion also and laid next to Bonney. Bonney closed her eye once more.

"... Well, I guess Alvida's running the place this ti–" The start of the song repeated three times once Buggy got up and shot the brothers with a smile on his face. They all fell in slow motion. Buggy them fainted still with that same smile on his red nosed face.

Hours later, a newspaper was printed titled: "Buggy's bloodbath: 4 shot, including a Worst Generation member. Even the stupid Clown himself!" It zoomed out to a rubber hand holding the newspaper.

Monkey D. Luffy read the title, and laughed so hard he split his pants.

"It's not THAT funny, Monkey." Nami rolled her brown eyes.
"But that smile! And the title! /spanspan class="s-84" style="box-sizing: border-box; -file-viewer-z: 1; -library-z: 2; -drag-and-drop-z: 4; -cc-z: 3;"HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Luffy laughed so hard snot came out of his nose.

"Shut your rubber mouth! I mean bad enough we're trying to hide from Kaido!" Nami said before bonking Luffy on the head.i

"I still can't believe Buggy turned forty, only to meet up with Bonney and attempt suicide. I feel so old!" Brook said as he stirred tea.

"The bigger question is, how the hell did he shoot Bonney and three of his crew members, and why?" Sanji said before lighting a cigarette.

"Maybe they got into a fight over who would be the better Warlord." Luffy laughed as he rubbed the cartoon bump on his head.

"Or maybe he wasn't the only one shooting. Maybe Bonney got a kick at it too." Brook said.
"Well we've got two Yonkos to deal with. No time to worry about how a Warlord's doing. Come on, let's go, Straw Hats!" Luffy dropped the newspaper and ran out, the others following.

Three days later... The scene faded to Bonney with a white square eye patch and a pink heart stitched to it. She laid in a bed as the crew's doctor tried to take care of her. "Don't worry. We stitched the back of her head a bunch and did a lot of surgery. She'll live. She's not in critical condition." A muffled male voice said.

"How?! She got shot in the head, Andrew! She can't possibly be able to survive!" Another muffled voice said, everything looking blurry to Bonney.

"Don't worry. Even though we're not professionals, we got this." They put a mask over her face, and the sleeping gas knocked her out.

Bonney slowly closed her purple eye and drifted off into a trippy music video.

BONNEY: *sings* Hey what you, what you sayin'?

Dude, why you, why you shootin'?

Uh, you know, I plan on stayin'

Dunno why you're complainin'!

Aye, you're the only one I see now,

Aye, now you hate me somehow!

I've been focused on this check, getting all that I can get!

I swear I wanna win this bet!

Don't you go to far from me

Every card you draw got me feelin' complete!

*Falls through pink water and swims towards Buggy as playing cards float past them*

BONNEY: *sings as voice echoes* Never felt this kind of love

I'm addicted to your touch

Just a little's not enough

Cause you're my, you're my, you're my favorite

Uh, favorite place to be, I'm for you, you're just for me

And I say just what I mean

Cause you're my, you're my, you're my favorite!

*Almost kissed him but he melted down a drain and water clears out. They were now in Totto land*

Boy, you know your body is amazing!

Even though you shot me, I'm not complaining!
Boy, you got the thing that I've been chasing, waiting fooor

Aye, I'll give you more, give you more of that good good!(Ooo~)

Every night, every night I'll feed you... *fed him cake*
Aye, say tryna hit and lick, face covered in cream ooo, ooo! *Ties buggy in licorice*

So please stay and take a seat!

Every card you draw got me feelin' complete!

*sings as voice echoes*Never felt this kind of love

I'm addicted to your touch

Just a little's not enough

Cause you're my, you're my, you're my favorite

Favorite place to be, I'm for you, you're just for me

And I say just what I mean

Cause you're my, you're my, you're my-

"BONNEY!" A voice yelled, waking Bonney up.

Her entire crew was in the surgery room as they looked down at her.

"We're so glad that the fourth surgery was a success! But unfortunately, we couldn't fix your left 're so sorry, cousin." Andrew, sighed.

"Thank you... Thank you so much for taking good care of my body. But where's Buggy? I wanna talk to him." Bonney croaked.

"He's in an actual hospital. He told the World Government that he never wants to see you again... I'm so sorry... I wish he wasn't so cold towards you." Andy said with tears streaming down his face.

"He...he never wants to see me again?!" Bonney teared up also.

"Yes. I'm terribly sorry." Andy held her hands.

Bonney's eyes darkened once more. " ... No. I am."

"Why, sis?" Andy asked.

"Cause I'm a pirate who doesn't take no for an answer!" Bonney confidently yelled as she stood on her bed. The boys told her to sit down, but she refused.

Her pride and insanity took over.

"Captain, you must calm down!" Adrian said as he held onto her.

"I'm not letting him leave my life!" Bonney yelled before turning the boys. She then ran for the exit.

Despite their young age, the boys caught up to her. They tried their best to drag Bonney back to the bed. Bonney bit their hands, causing them to scream and cry, dropping her. The pink haired girl clumsily ran out of the white room and onto the deck of the ship. They were in the middle of the first half of the Grand Line."What?! We're all the way back here?! Guys why'd you go back to the calm part of the Grand Line?!" Bonney yelled.

"We had to get you to the calm part so you're body could heal quicker." Alexander said, his black hair jumping up and down.

"I want to get to Buggy, pronto." Bonney calmed down.

"Captain. You. Are. BONKERS! You love a man after he flat out shot you, and ended up embarrassing himself in a newspaper article?!" Alexander's green eyes bulged out.

"I said, get me to him. Pronto. I know I'm crazy for loving him. A bit too crazy. And cook me some chicken!"

"But I'm 10 years old..." Alexander looked at his own hands.

"THEN I'LL TURN YOU BACK TO 30, JUST COOK ME SOME DEAD HEN! AND ALSO TONS OF JUICE AND VANILLA CAKE! AND THROW IN SOME PUDDING!"

"ON IT, MISS!"

Bonney turned him back to normal and Alexander ran into the ship's kitchen.

"The rest of you, get me back to Buggy's Delivery Service." Boney demanded

'His dick felt so good on my lips, I swear...' Bonney thought, having flashbacks. Her hand twitched just like Buggy's did, and she nearly creamed her pants once she imagined him saying "I love you." She then ran into the bathroom to masturbate.

Yup.

She was loosing it.

After that, Bonney turned herself into an old woman AKA Queen Connie.

It was a disguise she used before, infiltrating the Levely by posing as the queen dowager of the Sorbet Kingdom. She told her crew to stay out of sight, and limped off the ship. She went towards the B.D circus tent and put on a fake smile.

She waited in line as a bunch of men and women got their new weapons and goodies.

She heard a bunch of ringing snail phones as she went inside the red and white striped tent. A bunch of acrobats and circus performers swung around the roof and tightropes. Bonney drooled once she saw a bunch of mercenaries eating meat and wine, but forced herself to focus on her goal.

"Hello. Are you free, Star Clown Buggy? This is queen Connie of the Sorbet Kingdom." Connie said, even disguising her voice.

"Hello, miss. Yes, I am. And um... what do you need?" Buggy asked, looking patched up from the shooting.

"Cannonballs, guns, gunpowder, slingshots, rifles, axs..." Buggy listed. He was wearing a red vest and a striped captain's hat with his jolly roger.

"I would like some ice picks, please."

Buggy twitched a bit with an anime lightning bolt in the background. He noticed Connie's lips, hat, and hair looked a bit TOO similar.

"Um... excuse me, miss. You wouldn't happen to be related to Captain Bonney, would you?" Buggy went closer towards her.

"Not at all. Now give me your best ice picks. How much do they cost?" Connie said, sweating slightly.

"One hundred eighteen berri." Buggy said.

"Okay. Let me check my purse." Connie looked inside a brown purse.

She pulled out the berries and took a peek at his crotch. She then gave him the money, but wouldn't let go of his hand.

"Thank you. Um... Miss... let go of my hand... please... Let go... let go, now!" Buggy's calm voice rose into a shout.

Connie grinned and blushed as she squeezed his hand and the money tightly.

"Miss... please! LET GO! I'm not your grandson!" Buggy growled, feeling crept out.

"I'm so sorry mister... I was just thinking of my king." Connie finally let go of him.

'His hand... without the glove... it felt so soft... like an angel's... Oh my gosh!' Connie thought. She put her hands on her cheeks gushing over him, accidentally turning back to 30.

"WHAAAAAA?!" Buggy's tongue wiggled and his eyes bulged out of his head, his hands and feet split.

"...oops." Bonney whispered.

"You again! I thought I got rid of you! One buster call and the World Government will have your head!" Buggy yelled, his teeth looking sharp.

"Not if I stop you from calling." She grabbed the snail phone and hid it under the desk.

She then turned Buggy 12 and finally kidnapped him.

"AHHHH! GALDINO! ACROBATS! ANYONE! HEEEELP!" He screeched, trying to get out of her arms.

"On it, Captain Buggy-Sama!" Galdino ran up to Bonney with the acrobats by his side.

He made two wax slides with his Devil Fruit abilities, and the acrobats slid across them, catching up to Buggy and Bonney.

The two punched Bonney in the face, causing her to drop the clown kid.

Galdino slipped between the two and caught him. Bonney fell down, covering her left eye.

"Cabaji! Make sure she doesn't get away!"

A dark green haired man slipped out of the darkness and nodded. He lunged at Bonney and kicked her stomach in.

Cabaji sliced at her with a sword and kicked her into a pillar, causing the men in the background to cheer.

She turned him into a 6 year old but he kept going. "Nrgh... You're pretty tough for being turned into a kid." Bonney panted.

"As an acrobat swordsman, I've been trained to fight in any situation. Now surrender to the Buggy and Alvida Alliance." Cabaji said, preparing to elegantly kick her once more. Bonney dodged him, and kicked his groin. The boy screamed like a goat and fell, holding his balls. She then picked up his sword and stabbed him in his left eye. The men gasped then cheered Jewelery Bonney's name. Bonney ignored them, looking around for Buggy. She saw Galdino talking to him as the two acrobats answered phone calls.
Bonney ate some of the chicken then ran across the tables, the men cheering her on with pink hearts in their eyes.

"BUGGY SAN! WATCH OUT!" Cabaji screamed in alarm. He got up, running after her.

But it was too late, Bonney turned Galdino and the acrobats into infants and grabbed held on tight to him and grabbed some more meat from the tables.

"Let me go! I swear if you don't I will call more of my mercenaries!" Buggy whined.

"You're so cute when you're a mad little kid!" Bonney giggled. She then pushed Richie out of the way, causing the lion to growl. He bit her leg causing her to scream and fall. Buggy hit his head on the ground from the harsh impact.

"Buggy! You okay?!" Bonney turned him around.

He looked at her with tears in his eyes, his big nose bleeding.

"You poor thing... SAY SORRY YOU STUPID LION!" Bonney kicked Richie so hard he fell back into the tent.

"Um... You're... being a nice pirate? That's new for you." Buggy tilted his head.

"Pirates ain't nice. I'm only doing this for you, Buggy. No one else. I love you." Bonney whispered smiling at him.

Buggy's black eyes sparkled. He had no clue what to say or how to react. He just kept staring.

"I'm glad you love me, too. I GOT HIM BOYS! COME ON!" Bonney yelled as she ran towards the Jewelry Margarita, holding a shocked Buggy. Her crew cheered for her. Alvida witnessed this, sending out the remaining mercenaries. Andy and Adrian blasted cannon balls at the mercenaries, causing a gigantic blood bath! Bonney quickly steered the ship and sailed off into the West Blue, leaving all the destruction in the New World behind.

End of Chapter 2