"Buggy... You okay?" Bonney said before putting ice on his head.
"Yes... I am. Now turn me back to my original age, why don't ya?" Buggy grunted.
"Good thing you said that. Cause right now, I'm turned on."
"Oh... No..." Buggy, Andrew, Alex, Adrian and Andy said. They all made different goofy faces.
Bonney turned him back to normal and kissed him a bunch.
Buggy wiped the kiss marks off of his face, causing his makeup to get wiped off with it.
"Oh my gosh..." She put a hand on his cheek with an astonished look on her face.
"What? My makeup is off. So?" Buggy shrugged.
"You look... So ... Handsome! BUGGY-SENPAI!" A giant heart appeared in her eye as she goofily smiled. She pulled both his hands and dragged him to a trap door.
Buggy split his body into multiple pieces, refusing to go with her. Each of her four crew members caught a body part, feeling rather crept out. The only thing Bonney held was his hands.
"BUGGY SENPAI! I NEED ALL OF YOUR PARTS TO BANG ME!"
"No! You're not touching all of me! I swear to Neptune!" Buggy made the Enel shocked face.
Andrew laughed, which sounded like "Hew hew hew hew!"
He tossed the clown's legs over to the open trap door.
"Hey you boys! Stop helping her! I'll pay you a pretty penny if you stop!"
The other boys laughed along with Andrew, tossing the other body parts toward the door.
"CURSE YOU BONNEY PIRATES! AND YOUR LITTLE BITCH, TOO!" Buggy yelled as his head fell into the trap door. It slowly closed as Bonney evilly laughed. The boys high-fived each other.
Buggy backed into a pile of root beer barrels. His eyes turned white with black rings in fear as Bonney slowly walked towards him, taking off her clothes. He constantly split himself into multiple pieces, but it was no use, she just kept walking towards him anyway.
"Buggy... I got you some fooooood..." Bonney slowly took a cake out of her purse.
She grabbed his disembodied head and shoved handful after handful of pink vanilla cake into his mouth.
"Hrrrrmmmm!" Buggy grunted, breathing through his red nose.
"Your struggles are so cute. Look at those legs and arms squirming around..."
"HMMMM SHIT!"
"Uh uh uhhh don't talk with your mouth full... My little clown..." She put his head back on his body.
Buggy swallowed hard and made his floating hands choke her.
The "Favorite" song played in her head as she felt his hands grip her neck.
"You are gonna get me off this crumby ship now, and get me back to my money making island. Ka-peesh?! ... Wait... Are you getting turned on by being choked?! What are you a sadist?! Hello?! Hello?! Earth to BONNEY!" Buggy let go of her.
Bonney fell and panted. She gripped her breast once more and panted.
'He... He choked me... He just... Wants me to feel worse doesn't he..? He really wants me to hate him... But so far his sweet embrace is doing the opposite ...' Bonney thought. She imagined him choking her again and orgasmed.
"The hell is up with you?!" Buggy growled. Bonney tackled Buggy and ripped off his clothes. Buggy screamed and prodded at her, much to her sadistic delight.
She took off her bra and kissed his lips. Buggy still felt angry, but couldn't help but kiss back.
The two hugged each other and made out, their tongues dancing against each other. She then gave him a nasty French kiss and covered his lips in drool.
After 2 minutes, Buggy pushed Bonney off, panting. He pinched his shoulder to make sure he wasn't dreaming.
"OW! Nope... It's real alright... I wish it wasn't."
"What's real?" The pink haired pirate asked.
"Nothing..." Buggy rolled his eyes. Bonney giggled stroking his blue hair.
"I usually just ignore people. I've never been attracted to you and often thought of you as the goofy clown man who delivers stuff. But now that you're older..."
Bonney ripped off his underwear, rubbing her vagina on his penis.
"...I wanna know how much you cum." She smirked seductively.
"Oh Luffy, shoot me now..." Buggy muttered.
"Relax, would you? Besides... You enjoyed the kiss." Bonney giggled.
"I... I did! OH JEEZ I DID!" The clown's face turned green in disgust. He held a hand to his lips trying not to vomit.
Bonney pinned his hands to the barrels. She slowly humped his penis and hummed softly.
Buggy closed his eyes and moaned a bit. She licked his lips as she had sex with him.
She pressed her breasts against his chest as she rode his body, sweat dripping from them.
Buggy fingered her anus, causing her to gasp and scream his name. She kissed his lips once more and let him cum inside her, thick and creamy. His legs twitched intensely.
Bonney giggled stroking Buggy's big legs.
Buggy's cheeks turned pink this time.
"You're blushing! You totally love me!" Bonney slapped his legs.
"Please shut your mouth! Anyone could blush from sex!" Buggy yelled embarrassed.
"Shut my mouth? Then why don't you say to me: "Oh, darling, I want your hair and your neck. I could just squeeze it!" I could shut up and you can do the flirting." Bonney swayed her hips.
Buggy's face turned a darker pink as his red nose glowed.
"No no no! That's not what I meant! And stop inserting your strangle fetish into this!" He pushed her off his naked body. Bonney went over to the box of cake and ate some.
'That sex... Felt... So nice... But the broad's insane, why the heck am I into her sex?!
I want more but... No, I'm... I'm trying to quit.'
"Buggy?"
Buggy opened his eyes once he heard her say his name. He looked down and to his horror she was about to put a slice of cake on his penis!
"You wouldn't dare..." Buggy growled.
Without a word, Bonney dropped the cake and licked the icing off his penis.
"YAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Buggy's head popped off and flew through the ceiling, shocking the other crew members. It then fell back down right onto the neck.
She made a feast off of his penis, swirling his tongue around it and trying her best to eat it up. Buggy slammed a disembodied hand on a rootbeer barrel, trying not to cum. He bit his bottom lip trying not to look turned on, but failed. A wide grin stretched across his face as he moaned softly.
"Now that's more like it, sexy clown~" Bonnie flirted, flicking his big nose.
"This is your idea of heaven, right?"
"No!"
"You're lying."
Bonney squeezed his balls and smashed some more cake on them. This time it was chocolate. She then sucked the chocolate off his balls, causing him to make a worse face than before, as if he was holding all the fluid in his body back. He was in heat, in the worst way possible. He couldn't tell if he loved her sex or hated it. Bonney, however, was in complete bliss. She enjoyed every single moment with him.
She then finished the chocolate, leaving nothing but drool on his testicles. She looked up at him, only to see that he was really really angry. Bonney backed away on all fours. She frowned a bit.
"We can't go any further than this. We just can't... I'm out of breathe... I'm done... You kidnapped me and forced me to bang you. As soon as Alvida gets here, you and your tiny crew are dead." Buggy said out of breath.
"Who says that you didn't enjoy it?" Bonney completely ignored his threat.
"Screw you." Buggy put on his clothes.
He went back upstairs, only to see that the rest of her crew looked terrified by the sexual noises.
"Umm.. you guys okay? You look tense." Buggy asked them.
" Yeah. We're fine...It's just that no one's been insane enough to get involved with her." Adrian said, hugging himself.
"Except for Blackbeard, but she kicked him and rejected that offer right away." Andy added.
"Yeah. But he's crazy himself. Munching all those pies and mumbling nonsense about being king of the Pirates." Adrian rubbed his big belly, chuckling.
"BOYS! STOP TALKING ABOUT ME! WE ARE FAMILY, NOT GOSSIPERS!" Bonney ran out from underneath the trap door. She was in different clothes this time: a white bikini top, white/green snow hat, and a pink and green skirt with dark green sandals.
"Sorry, Bonney Sama!" The 4 boys saluted her.
"Speaking of family, Bonney... You never introduced me to your crew. I need to know my kidnapper if I'm gonna be stuck here, ya ha ha ha! Who are these men with showy clothing?" Buggy asked.
"The red head is Jewelry Alex, me cousin once removed. That there chef/doctor is Jewelry Adrian, me biological cousin. And the two tall lads are Jewelry Andy and Jewelry Andrew, me younger twin brothers." She knelt next to the two white boys and put her arms around them. They smiled at her, one with cavities in his teeth, and the other with broken teeth.
"Soon you'll be a Jewelry, too. Just you wait, cutie I'll marry you." Bonney lifted the eye patch and winked at him, with a star coming out.
"DON'T MARRY HER!" The boys yelled in unison making the same angry shark faces.
"You boys don't have ta tell me twice. And wow... Your eye... It looks a lot better..." Buggy walked a bit closer to her, causing the woman's heart to melt.
'He's... He's actually approaching me...' Bonney's eye sparkled.
"No... It's not. It's literally stitched up." She put the eye patch back over it, blushing.
"Besides, real pirates wear eyepatches."
"It's still healing." Buggy said before lifting it, kissing her sewn up eyelid.
A stitched heart appeared in one eye and a regular heart appeared in the other as Bonney screamed her heart out:
"BUGGY SENPAI!" She then fainted.
The boys laughed and Buggy sighed. Adrian picked up his cousin and put her in a bed downstairs.
"There. That should keep her knocked out for hours." Buggy mumbled.
"Buggy..."
"Huh?"
"Our sis doesn't stay knocked out for hours. She stays knocked out for only HALF an hour. Besides, she was planning to go to Whole Cake Island to get herself all the sweets she wants. As the navigator, I gotta get her there. Not sure how we're gonna avoid running into your forces. Got any plans, "Buggy Senpai"? Hew hew hew hew hew!" Andy chuckled.
"SHUT YOUR MOUTH! Now here's the plan;
While Bonney is out like a light, I will be your temporary captain before Alvida kills your useless hide. Now, we are gonna drop your sister/cousin at Whole Cake Island. And she's out of my life for good. I can run my service again." Buggy explained.
"That's no way to talk to your future wife's crew, Buggy Senpai." Huh huh huh huh huh huh!" Andrew laughed. His brother joined with his signature "Hew hew" laugh.
"Stop it you guys! I hate her! I'm tempted to throw her overboard but you guys might kill me!" Buggy's nose glowed again.
"Yo, Adrian! Look! It's Rudolph!" Andrew joked, pointing at Buggy.
"STFU! I WILL END YOU!" Buggy raised a knife at him with a floating hand.
"Stop it, Buggy. We heard you moan when our Captain banged you. You're not fooling us. You're not fooling any of us. You're into her." Andy said as he put his hands on the wooden wheel.
"Just because I moaned doesn't make it consent!" Buggy crossed his handless arms.
"Buggy, your cheeks are pink..pink is love." Said Andy. He turned the wheel and looked at his compass.
"How can she stand you guys?!" Buggy whaled.
"She grew up with a bunch of men, ya wack-a-do. Now let me see if I can make it to Whole Cake Island." Andy kept his eyes on the ocean.
Buggy face palmed and went downstairs. He closed the trap door behind him, still feeling angry and miserable.
He saw Adrian tending to his cousin's stabs and wounds from her fight with the Buggy Pirates.
"How is she?" Buggy politely asked. He floated over without his legs.
"Why do you care? You're not even her family. You're a pirate." Adrian said.
"...Do all of you follow her beliefs? "Only care for the ones you love"?" Buggy's black eyes darkened.
"Yes. Because she's right. Pirates ain't supposed to care about strangers."
"Well I'm a Warlord. Warlords don't follow the same rules. They lead. They make things happen. Unlike you, I give people weapons. I don't take em. Helping people is part of my job. So why not help her?" Buggy stroked her hair.
" ... You guys make a lovely couple." Adrian stroked his black scraggly beard.
"WILL EVERYONE STOP SHIPPING US?!" Buggy yelled.
"Well how else would I describe it? You clearly have feelings for the woman if you want to make sure she's safe. And the way you stroked her ha—"
Buggy put a hand on the pirate's mouth, silencing him. He made the scariest clown face you could imagine, causing the chubby man to go silent.
"Now listen here, punk. If you say I belong with her one more time, I will personally go Pennywise on your fat God damn €$$. GOT THAT?" Buggy whispered.
"Mmm-hmm."
"Good. Good... Glad we're on the same page here!" His expression turned back to a nice, kid friendly clown one.
He slowly took his right hand off his cute chubby face. He then went next to Bonney and took a good look at her. He sat in silence admiring her beauty before looking at a porthole. There was all sorts of small, colorful fish swimming out in the ocean. He wished devil fruit users could swim just so he could scuba dive and see it all. It felt like a curse to him to be stuck on land, but that's just the way life goes.
Adrian patched up the last of his cousin's wounds, staying silent in fear of Buggy.
"Do you have any make-up?" Buggy asked the man. Adrian silently nodded yes. He went onto Bonney's messy brown purse and got out a make-up kit. He gave it to Buggy.
"... Ick... I don't like using someone else's make-up...but it'll have ta do. Where's a mirror?" Buggy grumpily said, looking at the lipstick.
Adrian led him to the bathroom. He pointed at the silver and pink lined mirror inside it.
Buggy went up to it and closed the door. He put a crossbones pattern on his forehead with two blue stripes over his eyes and black eye shadow. He then put on his signature red lipstick and rubbed some lipstick on his nose, too.
'Good good... Oh who am I kidding?! I'm still handsome to her make-up or not! Speaking of handsome, "No one's been insane enough to get involved with her"? ! What does Adrian mean by that?!'
Buggy walked over to the chef/doctor, who was putting away leftover food.
"Hey, Adrian. What do you mean by "No one's been insane enough to get involved with her"?"
"Oh. My cousin tried and failed to date other men. They thought she was beautiful but never got in bed with her after they activated the insane bitch switch. She was a virgin before this and ended up being distracted by food. Heh heh! Least to say, you were the first one she fed!" Adrian laughed.
"...So she tried to date other men before me?! All this time?! If that's the case, then she must be terrifying at more than just the table!" Buggy gulped.
"You'd be surprised how insane a female pirate can get, boy." Adrian said before eating some chicken.
" The female pirate I know ain't insane!"
Buggy then ran upstairs.
"Guys! You need to help me understand her weaknesses, and I mean pronto." Buggy said.
"Sure thing. I don't want my cos' datin' a clown, anyway." Alex chuckled.
"Why would we help you? Alvida and her crew is gonna kill us anyway!" Andy scolded.
"Well maybe... Maybe I could convince her NOT to kill you for my kidnapping! How does that sound?!" Buggy asked.
"... Stupid. You ain't convincin' me, bucko." Andy mumbled, turning the wooden wheel.
"I'm used to ordering millions of servants every day! Come on, boys! Trust me on this one! I swear, I want your crazy sister off my neck!" Buggy put a hand in the air to let them know he was telling the truth.
The white men looked at each other, then back at Buggy. Buggy had the most adorable but silly smile on his face.
"...fine." The four simultaneously said. They shook his hand in agreement, causing his fingers to break.
"Once we get there... Point me out to an actual doctor..." Buggy whimpered.
End of chapter three
