Bonney woke up, only to hear a bunch of people screaming. She got out of bed and wiped her eye. She looked out the porthole and saw a pod of fish swimming very fast. Cannon balls with Alvida's Jolly roger on it fell through the water.
"Oh no... I think I slept for too long..." Bonney whispered. She ran upstairs, only to nearly get shot by bullets. Buggy pushed her out of the way with a disembodied hand.
'He... he protected me!' Bonney thought. The background turned pink with red roses as her eyes sparkled.
It turned normal once Andy caught her.
"Sis! Alvida wants your hide! Stay downstairs!" Andy yelled over all the noise.
"Why is she attacking Buggy?!" The pink haired pirate asked.
"Buggy doesn't want you dead, surprisingly! Alvida thinks otherwise! Please! Stay in the lower deck!" He said while shooting three men.
"*Gasps* HE DOESN'T WANT ME DEAD! AAHHHHHHHHH!"
"Curb your tongue, Bonney-Sama!" Andrew said while sword fighting with Galdino.
Alvida and Buggy kept blasting cannon balls at each other. Alvida then slid off her ship, jumped on three cannon balls and landed in front of Buggy. She swung her iron club at the clown only to be electrocuted by a giant hand shocker.
"Alvida, we don't have to fight, come on! She's not worth your time!" Buggy shouted over all the noise.
"Why not?! She kidnapped you!" Alvida growled, slowly getting up.
"Because I... I... AHHHHH!" Before Buggy could say another word, Bonney pushed him out of the way.
"NOBODY HURTS MY BUGGY SAMA!" She kicked the black haired lady in the stomach. Alvida coughed up spit and her eyes bulged o dut. She then took another swing at Bonney. Bonney turned six, easily ducking under the club. She kicked Alvida in the crotch, causing her to drop her weapon.
Buggy looked up and blushed.
"We tried to stop her, Buggy!" Adrian said.
"She just wouldn't back down!" Andy cried.
"...Cat fight." Buggy pervertedly smirked.
"SHUT UP!" The boys said to him.
Alvida and Bonney had a fist fight. Bonney turned her normal age, since was quite better with her legs than her fists. Alvida rammed her fist into her legs, catching her off guard.
She got punched in the face several times, causing her makeup to get smudged. Boney's high heels broke and she fell down. Alvida put a foot on her chest and got out a Muggy ball; one of Buggy's special weapons.
"#$%* you, Alvida. I don't know why he made an alliance with you." Bonney panted, tears running down her pale cheek.
"We were close friends since Ah met him."
"A pirate shouldn't have friends."
"Then how do you explain yer family, pink princess?" She dug her heel deeper, causing Bonney to grunt in pain.
"They're more than just friends. They're everything to me." Bonney's eyepatch fell off, revealing that she was crying blood through the stiches.
"STOP! DON'T BLOW HER UP, AL!" Buggy's upper body flew at the cowgirl. He punched Alvida in the face, causing Bonney's eye to sparkle once more as the rose background appeared.
"Don't you dare! Think of all the money we could make off of her!' He tossed the Muggy ball into the water, causing big rings to appear from the explosion.
The Bonney Pirates covered their eyes from the bright light.
Alvida also covered her eyes.
Once the light faded, Buggy held Bonney. Her face steamed like crazy as hearts appeared behind her. "You not killing her, Alvida?" Buggy asked seriously.
"No... Those fighting skills are beyond interesting." Alvida smirked.
"Fine. Your little girlfriend could join us."
"SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!" Buggy angrily yelled.
"So...wut do we call it now? The Buggy Alvida Bonnie alliance?" Alvida asked as she put a finger on her lips.
"That's a mouthful. How about the BABA?" Bonney smiled, getting back up.
"Sounds nice!" Andy said.
"Sounds stupid." Andrew rolled his eyes.
"I'm down with it. As long as they got food." Adrian smirked.
"They do! I'm just wondering what wide variety of weapons we'll get!" Alexander jumped up and down.
"Relax, boys! I'm sure you'll get all the food you weapons you want for only 8.99! That's right I'm still greedy! Ya ha ha ha!" Buggy confidently said. He then got a red tomato out of his pocket and bit it.
'Oh my gosh he does binge eat! I'm in heaven!' Bonney thought as she put her hands on her cheeks.
"What the heck is up with your face?" Buggy asked. "I only eat tomatoes when I'm bored."
"It's so cute!" Bonney held him close.
"Stop being so clingy... Christ I've seen crabs less clingy than you." Alvida said crossing her arms.
Bonney slowly turned her head and gave her a glare.
Buggy finished his tomato and wiped his mouth... On her hair.
Bonney gasped then smiled so wide the Joker would be jealous.
"Yes... Get your mess on me!" She whispered.
"Buggy that was rude!" Alvida growled.
"He shouldn't be sorry!" Bonney gushed.
"Oh my gosh you are such a moron!"
"What did you call me, bitch?!"
"A moron."
"Well I'm not that dumb in the head, ya cowboy hooker!"
"The hell did you just say?"
"Cowboy. Hooker."
The two had a physical fight once more and Buggy watched their boobs bounce.
"Cat fight." He pervertedly smirked once more, sticking his tongue out.
Galdino and the twin brothers slapped Buggy in the back of the head for being such a pervert.
Three cartoonishly large red bumps appeared on his head and he frowned.
Bonney lifted her leg and kicked Alvida square in the face. Alvida fell back in pain. She kicked her over and over again until she coughed up blood! Alvida then held Bonney's leg and swung her into a wooden pillar.
The pink haired Supernova felt more pain than Captain Alvida, but she didn't get up. She kept desperately punching and kicking the cowgirl pirate. The lady with curly black hair scratched her long red nails against Bonney's legs, causing her to cry out in pain. Bonney kicked Alvida square in the face and sent her flying onto the pink rim of the quarter deck. She took a breathe, then pushed herself off of it, fist in front of her and ready to strike Bonney.
Bonney turned 87 once more. Alvida stopped, but her devil fruit, the Slip slip fruit, made her too slippery and she ended up crashing into Bonney. The boys went over to the two and looked down at them. The girls had huge black anime swirls in their eyes, indicating they were dizzy.
"That was amazing... You alright, sis?" Andy asked.
"Yes." Bonney panted as she turned back to her regular age. The two got off of each other.
"Ah'm surprised you didn't want to give up or faint despite bein' more beat up den me. Ah'm also very impressed. Ah usually don't compliment people, but your will to not give up and fight is strong. And dat kinda behavior is exactly what we need in the Alvida Buggy alliance." Alvida explained, her frown turning into a genuine smile. Her dark green eyes beamed.
"Why... Thank you! I've never gotten a compliment from a lady! I'm so used to being praised by men. But I guess, that's what happens when you're raised by nothing but men all your life.
The boys only patched Bonney up while Alvida's crew patched Alvida up.
"Man... This girl sure is rowdier than a bag full of badgers. Ah dunno how you could even handle datin' her, Buggy." Alvida said as Galdino wrapped bandages around her arm.
"Oh, for Neptune's sake, she's NOT my girlfriend! Quit harping on that, will you?!" Buggy raged.
"Sure thing, red nose." Alvida said, causing him to get vexed out.
He tried to beat her up, but the Superhuman Domingos and Tightrope Walking Funan Brothers held his body parts back.
"Easy, Buggy Sama! She's already hurt enough as it is!" The black Domingo said.
"NOBODY CALLS ME RED NOSE!"
"How ELSE would she describe it, captain?!" Galdino said, holding the arms.
"I think he has a very pretty nose. Now come on, guys! Let's fix the damage done to this ship!" Bonney said.
Later that same day...Buggy put a mop inside of a bucket and wiped the sweat off his forehead. He then rubbed the soapy mop on the poop deck, trying his best to clean off all the gun powder.
"You guys really done a number on me ship..." Bonney mumbled. She dusted off the ship's shrouds.
"Well you were the one who kidnapped Buggy. If you didn't kidnap Buggy, ma pirates wouldn't attack you in the first place!" Alvida whined.
"Oh my gosh! Can you be any more annoying?! That stupid accent is giving me a headache! Plus you told them to aim for my ship!" They got in each other's faces.
"Easy girls! Easy! If you don't get along this alliance won't go too well!" Galdino said as he pushed them apart.
"Right right... No fighting. Sure." Bonney sighed.
"Yeah." Alvida rolled her eyes. The two scrubbed the the poop deck along with the other pirates. It was just pure silence. They could only hear the sound of the big, blue ocean as the waves passed by.
"Ya know... Cleaning a ship is pretty boring without music. You wouldn't happen to have a band, would you?" Bonney asked Alvida.
"Nope. Only a bunch of cowboys. But Buggy's crew has a band. They're just too tired to play at the moment." Alvida said.
The two didn't look irritated by each other for once.
"You're right. Heck, I can't even sing right now." Buggy sighed.
"I'm all out of breath just from yelling at you, Alvida.
"Any of you got a radio?" Bonney asked.
"Nope." Buggy and Alvida both said.
"Well then... This is gonna feel longer than it really is. I sure hope Whole Cake Island has some music." Bonney said.
Andy scrubbed the pink rims of the ship as he looked at the clowns, circus performers and acrobats in Buggy's crew. He found it strange yet fascinating that such a pirate crew would exist. But at the same time, he wondered how this was all going to work out. His relatives thought the exact same thing.
"Hey buggy..."
"Yeah?"
"How'd you get your crew?"
"Oh... It's a long story. I had to convince a bunch of circus performers I had a lot of money. I told them that they could have it all if they become pirates. Then I beat up Luffy, but that didn't go so well. Once I was blasted off by him I met Alvida. I found out she hated Luffy as much as I do, so we decided to join forces. We tracked him to Loguetown and nearly succeeded in beheading him, but Luffy miraculously escaped and out of nowhere we were taken down by Smoker and the Marines! Speaking of Marines... I think we're headed into that territory..." Buggy explained.
Andy turned and saw a circular-shaped island with a rocky coastline featuring several tall rock pillars. Within it is a giant circular plateau that has a forest growing on top of it, and there is a large basin in the middle of the plateau which contains a Marine base. There is a small inlet on one side of the island that leads to a gate to an opening through the plateau into the base.
"Holly crap! What kinda island is that? It looks like bad news!" Andrew shouted in shock.
"... Fron Island." Alvida said seriously as she squinted her eyes.
End of chapter 4
