"This is way too inconvenient, guys... I mean what the hell are we gonna do with a bunch of Marines up ahead?!" Buggy yelled.
"Ah've got an idea... They'll notice the ship right away, won't they? Well, we can use Galdino's wax skills to disguise the ship as a navy one!" Alvida said.
Galdino smiled, proud that she noticed his artistic abilities.
"But how are we gonna mimic those dumb Marine uniforms?!" Buggy asked as Bonney snuggled his neck.
"Oh shoot! Ah know a guy named Kin'emon who can conjure up clothes out of anything! But the kicker is, Ah dunno where he is!" Alvida blushed, scratching the back of her head. Her black hair bounced under her nails.
"Well, #$*k. Galdino, disguise the ship, and don't trap us during the transformation!" Buggy demanded as he pushed at Bonnie.
"With honour, Buggy-Sama!" Galdino's wax hair began to light up as parts of his body melted. It took a long time for him to craft the ship as a marine one.
It was to the point a group of Marine Rookies spotted them from afar.
"Vice Admiral Prodi! I see Buggy's delivery ship!" A navy kid with a red and black mohawk said. He looked through a pair of blue binoculars.
"Gather the rookies and prepare to stop those pesky pirates from reaching Fron island! Arrest them, Grount!"
"Of course, Admiral." The kid smirked.
"Zappa, Jeronica, Joel!" Grount called out.
"Oi!" The three said as they saluted him. They zipper right to where he was
"Aboard the ship! We've got the Buggy pirates approaching!"
They all boarded the marine ship with preparation. Their admiral followed behind.
About 10 minutes later, Galdino was almost done with the disguise.
Andrew made doughnuts for his sister.
"Um... Bonney." Andy said, looking through a telescope.
"What is it?" Bonney asked as she ate a chocolate doughnut.
"I think the Marines are catching up to us... I see Grount, Zappa, Prodi and... A lady? With green hair?! Who is she?!" Andy panicked.
"Prepare the cannons, men!" Alvida yelled.
'And I thought things couldn't get any worse...' Buggy thought. He got out a gun and Bonney stuffed the donut down her gullet. Galdino made a wax shield and weapon. Alvida and the brothers lit the cannons.
The marine forces readied their weapons and devil fruits as well. They aimed their cannons back at the pink and yellow ship.
"Jeronica you ready?!" Grount asked as he lit a cannon.
"I'm always ready, Grount!" The green haired woman said.
"Me too, Grount!" Zappa added as he squeezed Jeronica's much smaller hand.
"EVERYONE FIRE!" Vice Admiral Prodi yelled. The four shot at the Jewelry Margherita along with the cannons.
The BABA shot back, parts of the two ships exploding and catching on fire!
"Daaamn they are packin' more than before!" Andy yelled, having been nearly knocked back by a cannon ball.
"That's because they didn't see us sneak past them, moron!" Adrien slapped the back of his brother's head. He then twirled the gun and shot at Jeronica.
Her Southbird, Joel, caught the bullet and spat it back at him, shooting him in the shoulder.
"ADRIEN!" Andy cried, catching his brother.
"Hey, ugly bitch! Don't let your bird play with bullets alright?!" Andy growled.
"WHAT did you call my sweet pudding pie?!" Zappa angrily said.
Jeronica teared up. She had flashbacks to her old pirate crew calling her "ugly bitch". She hugged him tight as the Southbird stayed on her shoulder.
"You heard me! NOW DIE!" Andy shot at them with tears in his eyes.
Zappa got out two swords and deflected the bullets shot at his girlfriend and her pet.
"LOVE SLASHING!" He shouted as he sent two flying swords toward the men.
Else where in the frenzy, Buggy split his body into pieces dodging Grount's animal arm attacks.
"We just want to see Big Mom! we don't wanna mess with any of you bozos!"
"So you guys wanna go see Big Mom, eh? WHAT FOR, WHEN SHE'S GONNA DIE BY MY HANDS?!" Grount's sarcastic voice rose into a yell. He kept trying to scratch Buggy into pieces, only to get kicked by Jewelry Bonney.
"Because she'll offer me the greatest sweets in the world! That's why! And we're not letting you crazy marines murder her!" Bonney growled. She then grabbed the giant animal arm and swung him into a cannon ball cannon.
Grount grunted in pain, blood bursting out of his mouth.
"N-nice job, Bonney..." Buggy said as his pieces fell onto the deck.
Bonney swayed her hips.
Grount growled as he slowly got up.
He turned his arms large, hairy and dark red with claws once more, trying to slash Bonney and Buggy. He hit them with\ blows so powerful that they caused devastating, wide-reaching shockwaves. The ship split in half, causing Galdino, Alvida, the circus performers and the Jewelry brothers to hold on for dear life!
"Quick! Catch the pirates! We need to send them to the World Government! Especially Buggy!" Prodi said as the sky got darker.
"Adrian, hold on tight as you can!" Andy said as he held his brother's hand.
"I'm trying I'm t-trying!" Adrian said between coughs.
Alvida slipped off the ship and nearly fell into the water, until Galdino grabbed her jacket with his teeth.
Grount blasted steam out of his left arm, engulfing the BABA's vision. He grabbed the crew members with his gigantic hands, only to fall over from the ship's broken sections and drop them into the ocean.
"DAMNIT!" He shouted in anger as a storm brewed up.
"YOU HAD ONE JOB, KID!" Prodi angrily shouted.
The wind rocked the damaged ships roughly as the rain poured hard. The Marine crew was forced to retreat as the BABA crew was washed out to sea.
Buggy opened his eyes dizzily and coughed up water. He looked beside him and saw Galdino, Buggy, Alvida, Bonney and the rest of their crew members on cots. There were hot towels on their heads and bandages on their injuries.
"What the... where are we?" Buggy asked.
