Disclaimer: I do not own Ranma 1/2.
"I am bored!!"
Ranma slowly munched on his pocky, his hand on the centre table supporting his chin up as he restlessly kept moving his one thigh. He looked at his uncute fiance who was sitting on the opposite side of him, facing him, but not looking at him as she tried to give all her direction to her assignment. He growled annoyingly and declared again,
"I.. am… BOREDDDDD!!!"
Akane hissed and looked up at him with a sore face,
"What is wrong with you?! Stop acting like a baby, will you?"
"I don't care if I am acting like a baby right now; all I know is I am bored and I don't wanna be bored!" Ranma said, pouting as he banged his fists over the table.
Akane sighed and slapped her forehead in frustration. She closed her notebook and asked him while giving him an irritated look,
"What do you want me to do then?"
Ranma grabbed two pockys at once and placed them on his mouth as he said in the same ruffled tone,
"I don't know, but do something; I don't wanna feel bored!"
She moaned at his childishness and said, "I came downstairs for you, didn't I? I was way too comfortable studying in my room, but because of your boredom I had to come down and study here.."
"That's the main thing, Kane, all you are doing is studying here and that makes everything seem more and more boring!!" Ranma pointed out to her , nodding his head wisely , his mouth non stop munching on his snack.
"Why didn't you go to that wedding party with others then?"
"Why didn't you go?" Ranma questioned back, angrily.
"Well, I have works to do! Anyways, I was not holding you back! You should have joined them!"
"And leaving you alone in this house? Not a chance.." Ranma mumbled to himself.
"What did you say, Ranma?" Akane asked , not hearing what he murmured just now.
"I SAID, you are an absolutely boring uncute tomboy!!"
"Sorry, but I just can't start dancing for you to entertain you, dummy!"
"Huh! Do ya even know how to dance! You are plain boring, tomboy!"
Akane narrowed her eyes on him, she reached out and took out one pocky for herself. She started eating slowly as she suggested to him,
"Why don't you go to your other finances then? I bet they are less boring than me!"
Ranma growled at her as she continued saying to him while munching,
"Specially, Shampoo! I am sure If you go to her she won't let you feel lonely or bored for a second and you guys can make beautiful memories together!"
"Ya really have ta bring this topic, didn't ya? Ya know I don't wanna face her anymore, specifically after what she tried to do to me at the Jusenkyo!" Ranma shivered as he recalled the scene with Shampoo, when she tried to force him to make love to her and make good good memories before they die.
Akane giggled hearing that as she took another pocky in her mouth as she said,
"She was so desperate that day, my God! Okay, then no Shampoo; but you can visit your other fiance Ucchan, I am sure you won't have to munch on pocky if you visit her! She will make okonomiyaki for you.."
"You really want me ta go to her?" He asked her, intensely looking at her.
Though she understood that he took it seriously, she tried to act as casual as possible as she said with a dramatic sigh,
"Oh honey, I can tolerate anything for your happiness! Just ... Just don't feel bored and do something for your happiness and LET ME FINISH MY ASSIGNMENT IN PEACE!!"
Saying the last part with a furious pout, she returned her focus on finishing her assignment.
On the other hand, Ranma's head popped up with a silly idea. He slyly smiled with the corner of his lips. Oh, how he loves to annoy his uncute tomboy, only he knows.
Akane sighs as she finally got some peace of my mind. She gave all her attention to her assignment, and didn't even notice the next move of her unwanted fiance. Suddenly, her whole body shook as if she has been hit by a sudden lightning as she felt his cold hands started to massage her tense shoulders. She whined angrily and asked,
"What the... What are you doing, Ranma!"
"Oh honey, it seems like you need some massage on your shoulder! You look so exhausted, honey!" Ranma said in a soft living tone, not sounding like him at all.
Akane rolled her eyes at him and asked him suspiciously,
"What are you up to now, Jerk!"
"You are so uncute, honey; but believe me I love it when ya call me that.."
It didn't take long for her to understand what he was up to! She knows how much he enjoys to annoy her this days! He had done it before also. Calling her honey and using cheesy dialogues which he knows she hates. After coming back from Jusankeo, they hardly had any serious fights with each other. All they did was playful fighting, both knowing very well that this was nothing but to annoy each other. To her annoyance, he always manages to win against her because he knows how to tick her off all the time. But this time, she refused to lose this battle. If he wants to play, two can play at the same time.. She stretched her lips in a wide smile as she said,
"Oh honey, you know how annoying you are? Anyway, please don't strain your hands by fondling my shoulder and please let me finish my work, would you?" She asked while batting her eyelashes at him.
Ranma was not expecting that counterattack. For a moment he plainly gawked at her, unable to say anything. She smiled at him again and asked with a sweet voice,
"Honey?"
Ranma looked at her..
"Yea?"
"Remove your hand please.."
Ranma removed it immediately, which made Akane giggle as she shook her head and continued working.
Ranma growled inwardly, and decided not to give up on annoying her.
Akane was happy with her victory, but her happiness lived for a very short time as suddenly, Ranma held a pocky stick in front of her mouth.
"I think you are hungry, honey. Don't you worry, my baby, I will feed you like a toddler.. Now eat, and say ahhh.."
Akane didn't know what gone through her mind, either she was confused or way too shocked by his action. She opened her mouth as he said ahh to her and started eating as he asked her to. Her dumbfoundedness broke when she heard him losing his control and laughing at her face in a low tone. Akane stopped chewing and narrowed her eyes at him. That made him laugh even more as he offered her more repeating the same action.
Akane acted swiftly, instead of taking a second bite she carefully took the pocky from his hand and offered him to eat it instead..
"I think you need it more than me, honey.." She said, slightly licking her lower lips sensuously. Ranma's eyes followed the move of her tongue as he fully lost himself. He ate the whole thing at once and saw her giving him a sweet smile as she whispered softly, "Good boy.."
Then Ranma saw her collecting all her books as she stood up to leave.
"Where are you going,honey? Please don't leave me. You know I will cry if you abandon me like this!" Ranma continued teasing , pretending to sniffing as he sit on both his knees.
Akane moaned and said with a force smile,
"Oh honey, I am feeling so tired ! I am going to my room, I need some peace.."
"Oh; Ya wanna go to the room? Ya silly, come to think of it... it will surely give us more peace and privacy that we need.." Ranma said huskily, knowing very well how it will annoy her. Though it was making his heart rate faster than usual.
Akane's face became red with embarrassment; but she refused to give up. She smiled at him and said,
"What do you mean by that, my insensitive honey?"
"I said, I am sorry, honey! I thought ya are uncute and unsexy! But now ya want us to go ta your room ! How desperate of you, honey.." Ranma said teasingly.
"I said I NEED to go to my room ALONE, my perverted honey!"
"But my uncute tomboy honey, I know ya can't get any peace without me.. Hey wait, dont leave me alone here! Honey!!"
"Later , honey!" Akane started running with her stuff in her hands. She refused to give up, but the way Ranma is taking the level up, she knows she will give up soon. But her luck didn't favour her, in her haste, she clumsily skipped one step on the stairs and fell, injuring her lag in the process.
"Ahhh!!"
Ranma was rolling over the floor, laughing to himself thinking about the playful bickering they just shared. But when he heard a loud thump and heard her scream, he immediately stood up and ran to her side in a blink of an eye.
"Akane!"
"Aww.." Akane moaned as she clutched her injured leg.
"Why are you so klutz, damn it? You do love to injure yourself, don't you?"
Akane moaned and looked up at him, pouting;.
"Are you hurt? Let me see.."
Ranma carefully checked and cringed when she hissed while he touched her leg.
"I don't think it's broken. You want me to take you to dr Tofu?"
Akane shook her head and said,
"No , I just twisted my leg. It's nothing serious. Would you please help me to stand up, please?"
Ranma did as she asked him to do. She thanked him and slowly started to walk up the stairs, while hissing in pain now and then. Ranma sighs and shook his head looking at her struggles to go upstairs.
Akane took a sharp breath of surprise when suddenly her feet left the ground. She looked up in fear and saw dark blue ocean eyes softly looking down at her. Ranma had decided to carry her bridal style and took her off the ground without telling her.
Akane circled both her hands over his neck, their eyes unwavering as they deeply looked into each other's eyes. Then Ranma said with a husky tone,
"Ya know you can trust me, honey.. now don't ya?"
Akane smiled up at him and nodded her head and said,
"Yes, honey. I trust you.."
Ranma took her to her room and closed the door. He laid her down on her bed and sat on the floor to carefully check on her injury.
"Sesh!! This is bad! I am so sorry, Kane! It's all my fault.."
Akane rolled her eyes and said,
"It's my fault, dummy... I should have been more careful.." Akane stopped and looked at Ranma, she noticed he became fully quiet and upset as he looked at her injured feet.
Ranma's face was troubled all the time he examined her. He was feeling so guilty for this, if he hadn't started this silly game then..
"Ranma? Hey.."
"I am sorry, Kane.."
Akane sighed as she bent forward and clasped his hand with hers. He looked up at her with his pitiful eyes as she smiled and said,
"Oh honey, please, would you help me to apply some medicine over it and I am sure a crepe bandage will surely help to ease the pain.."
Ranma hastily noded his head and said,
"I will quickly go downstairs to bring the first aid kit, give me some second.."
"Ranma, honey wait!"
Ranma stopped at her door and looked back at her, wondering. She smiled at him and said,
"I have my own personal aid kit. It's over there . You don't have to go anywhere, ...honey.."
At that moment Ranma realized that she is still trying to play with him and who is he say no to such a great invitation. He smirked at her and said,
"That's brilliant, ….. babe.. Coming right up!"
"Ouch! Carefully, honey!"
"I AM CAREFUL, BABE!" Ranma said breathlessly as he tried too hard not to hurt her leg while putting the bandage on.
"Seshh!! Ranma! You are not putting it correctly! Pay attention!!"
"Have patience, babe, I am trying…just a …. a little longer.."
"Ahh!! Slowdown!"
"I am trying! Please, this is my first time doing this! You are making me nervous, babe!"
"Mmmm.. you have to learn to handle it with soft hands, babe.."
Ranma gave a big heavy breath and asked,
"Is this pressure fine for ya?"
"Umhmm.. that's better.. ahh, careful honey.."
"I am trying, don't panic me.."
"You are taking too much time to put it correctly! Just finish it already, honey!"
Ranma carefully wrapped the bandage on her feet, his hand shaky, breathing heavy with the nervousness to not to hurt her,
"Just a bit longer, honey, please bear with me.. I promise it won't hurt anymore "
Akane moaned and smiled , so touched by his action to see him trying so hard to not to hurt her.
"Oh honey, you are doing an amazing job despite it being your first time! I know you are hurting me intentionally."
"How's it feels now, honey?"
"Much better! You are getting very good at this!"
Ranma looked up at her with a sly smile on his face. He winked at her and said teasingly.
"Ya can kiss my hand later, babe.."
Akane giggled and said,
"I can do that now if you want!"
The other side of the door..
"Oh my!" Kasumi whispered as she began to fan herself with her hand.
"Oh my son is so manly!" Nodoka whispered excitedly as she clasped her hands over her chest, a dreamy expression on her face.
"Oh my my my, what are you saying, Obasama? We should stop them now, they are still jot married yet."
Nodoka smiled behind her palm and said,
"I am sure hearing all this happening your father and Genma went down in a hurry for a reason, dear!"
"Do you think they went to get a priest at this time?" Nabiki asked, smirking, still enjoying the conversation of her baby sister and soon-to-be brother-in-law.
"I don't think they will find one now! But I am sure tomorrow we will see a priest first thing in the morning! Oh Kami, I am so happy! My son is finally proving his manliness to his fiancé! I am so proud of him.." Nodoka said sighing as she wiped the happy tears out from her eyes.
"Oh my, my, my…."
A/N: With this fic I am participating in the event arranged by great "Mundo fanfic InuyashaYRanma"
To celebrate Pocky Day
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#Dinamica_de_pockys
This is a sudden plan! This idea just came to me this morning and I wrote it immediately. I hope you guys enjoyed reading it as much as I enjoyed writing it. Please forgive me if there are any mistakes. Please don't forget to leave a review, it really means a lot to me :)..
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