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In one's home, that's where more often than not, one can find themselves most at ease.

That was how it was meant to be.

Yet one Venelana Gremory found herself trudging through the hallway while eyeing all the servants with utmost suspicion.

Three days of non-stop searching for her twenty missing underwear and coming up short was starting to aggravate her, what was once a mild doubt transformed into an incredible amount of wariness as there was simply no way that she could misplace that many undergarments!

Someone was behind this mischief and Venelana vowed that she would not only uncover the mystery of who was shameless enough to do so, but she would also skin the fool alive.

Bloodthirsty did not even begin to describe just how murderous the matriarch of the Gremory clan was feeling.

Yet despite having the urge to lock all the servants in a single room and interrogate each and everyone until she found the heinous one, she could not do so as such an act was unbecoming of her status as both a high-class lady and as the matriarch of the Gremory Clan.

Truly at times did she hate her position, actually she found herself despising it more often than not.

How many times did she want to go visit her firstborn just to find herself unable to because she had to formally request an audience? It was an act she could not do regularly as Sirzech resigned his birthright and heritage in order to be recognized as the Satan Lucifer.

It would be highly improper for both the Satan and for her.

Yet that was not even the worst part.

Her daughter Rias was fighting desperately against her fate to be married and the odds were heavily stacked against her favour.

One would think that due to her position as the matriarch of the clan that she could cancel the arranged marriage or at the very least help her daughter against the contract.

If only that were the case.

The main contributor to why she hated her position was due to her being unable to help her daughter in any way except for by talking and trying to convince that stubborn and disgusting excuse of a husband and father that Rias shouldn't be married against her will.

But no matter what she said or what angle she tried to approach from, whether it was from a parent-like angle or from a financial view or even political, nothing she said seemed to faze Zeoticus in his quest of marrying their, no! her daughter into the Phenex clan.

She utterly despised being the matriarch of the Gremory clan and she despised her vile and loathsome husband even more.

With all that she had in her plate, one couldn't blame Venelana for being in a foul and unapproachable mood as she glared heatedly at the cowering servants that littered the hallway.

All but one, a weird pink haired maid fearlessly ran up to the esteemed lady Gremory, stopping about three meters away and looking quite frantic as she addressed the mother of the crimson Satan. "Venelana-Sama!"

Venelana narrowed her eyes menacingly. "What is the matter? It better be important my dear because I'm currently far from being in a delightful mood."

Her subtle threat didn't seem to register to the pinkette as she pulled out an underwear from her pocket much to Venelana's confusion. "Some strange man invaded my room and told me of how he snuck into your room and stole a mass amount of your undergarments." Venelana's eyes widened at that, she barely managed to restrain herself from grabbing a hold of the younger women's shoulders.

"Where is he!? What did he look like!? Tell me everything!" She demanded.

The maid nodded frantically. "He has blonde hair and blue eyes and he also has these strange whisker like marks on either side of his face. Right before he ran away, he said he would be by the lake at nine thirty and that he challenges you to a duel."

If possible, Venelana's eyes narrowed even further, finally having the effect of intimating the shorter lady. "And you're telling me the absolute truth? no form of lying or exaggeration?"

"Y-yes! I s-swear I'm not lying to you."

The amethyst eyed milf nodded. "Alright, I appreciate you informing me of this… what is your name?"

"I-It's S-Sakura Haruno lady Gremory." The flat chested pinkette meekly answered.

Venelana gave a small pat of the shoulder and walked past the younger maid. "Thank you for informing me Sakura."

With her back turned, she failed to notice the large, almost dangerous mischievous smile that crossed over the pinkette's features as she locked eyes on the back of the Satan's mother, eyes pleasurably following the sway of that massive jutting rump as it jiggled away. 'It's my pleasure Vene-Chan.'

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Time skip: Three hours later

Decades before even the birth of Sirzech Lucifer, One Venelana Gremory was known far and wide in the supernatural world for her deadly prowess and jaw dropping beauty.

Brunette ruin princess

That was the title she was bestowed upon and was recognized by in the supernatural world.

Centuries have passed since she had last battled but Venelana was and still is known as the strongest women to ever emerge out of the mighty Bael clan for a reason, and she planned on educating the fool who dared to steal her panties just why he made the biggest mistake of his life.

It was why she was here, standing meters away from the crystal clear lake that was a few miles away from the Gremory mansion.

A frown emerged from Venelana's visage as she searched for the blonde pervert. Almost a minute passed before she gave up on her futile search. "Did that girl lie to me?" She outwardly mused.

"She didn't."

A startled scream escaped the esteemed lady Gremory as she jumped away and immediately turned around, hand coated in the famous power of destruction and firing at the one who snuck behind her.

Naruto ducked immediately and sent a grin towards the unsettled brunette. "Hi"

He ducked once more as another blast was sent over his head. "Whoa! Calm down Vena-Chan, I just want to talk."

Venelana snarled. "Silence!" She ran up to him and immediately engaged him in hand to hand combat, having sensed his massive reserves, she knew that allowing him to utilize his energy would be a big mistake.

Two whole minutes passed, Venelana only growing more frustrated as she failed to land a single blow on her opponent as Naruto weaved and dodged her attacks yet never once attempted to strike back. "How dare you look down on me!" She threw a roundhouse kick.

To her shock, Naruto caught the kick with ease and looked at her boredly. "You're definitely stronger than Rias-Chan but I'm afraid you're no match for the ultimate pervert." He proclaimed proudly, whirling around while holding on to her calf and hurling her away.

Venelana righted herself in mid-air and glared murderously at the blonde. "What have you done to my daughter!?"

"Nothing, we fought and then we walked our separate ways, though that happened more than a week ago. Now that I answered your question, can we talk Vena-Chan" The shinobi jumped away as a large purple energy sphere landed on where he previously stood, detonating and taking with it the surrounding debris.

"You dare to address me in such a way?" Venelana questioned, livid with the audacity of the blonde who cheekily grinned at her.

Naruto turned around, looked over his shoulder, and promptly smacked his bum in an effort to vex her.

Judging by the way her aura intensified, he could reasonably conclude that he succeeded in his mission. "Ahhhhhh." Naruto screamed/squeaked as he jumped away once more from an energy blast that was aimed at his manhood. "Alright, That's it! No more mister nice guy."

To go after his manhood of all things! This was outrageous and he would tolerate no more of the women's temper tantrum.

Entering sage mode thanks to a clone he manually dispelled, Naruto quickly leapt up in the air much to Venelana's shock and formed a rasengan, the gap between human and devil rapidly closing as he thrust the rasengan forward and got ready to slam it into her guts.

Venelana quickly got over her shock and flew upwards in an attempt to get away, internally wondering who this man was. The power she sensed from him was immense even before his power up, but now… she almost shivered and was relieved he didn't possess wings.

If only she knew who she was dealing with..

With the use of his left hand, Naruto formed two shadow clones, one who immediately placed his body in a complete horizontal position and another clone who along with himself, used the previous clone as a jumping pad in order to reach the brunette above.

Venelana's eyes widened marginally and tried to fly away but came short as the clone grasped her ankle and with a mighty heave, pulled her down for the original to slam a watered downed version of the Rasengan in her guts.

"AHHHHhhhhhh!" she yelled out in torment, tears materializing in her eyes from the pain.

The rasengan exploded, causing even more immense pain for the devil and sending her rocketing back down on the ground, a crater forming on where she landed.

Naruto softly landed on the surface of the lake and calmly walked up to his opponent, inwardly feeling guilty as even a weakened version of his signature move could still do plenty of damage.

Though in his defense he expected more out of the durability of a devil's body.

Agony was all that was felt as Venelana attempted to get up, a glance downward showing just how nastily bruised her stomach was, she hissed in pain and attempted to ignore her injuries as she pushed herself up only to fall back down.

"Here let me."

The Power of destruction instantly materialized in Venelana's palm as she thrust her attack towards the blonde's face in an attempt to kill him.

Naruto reacted quicker and grabbed a hold of her wrist, gazing coolly at her even as the purple sphere was just mere centimeters away from his visage. "I am not your enemy."

Right after he said that, a shower of gold erupted, temporarily blinding Venelana as Naruto entered his six path sage mode state.

A whole ten seconds passed, one in which during the entire duration Venelana clenched her eyes shut, fear gripping her core as she sensed the massive amount of power that would have easily brought her down on her knees had she been standing up.

So terrified by his power, she couldn't think coherently but if she could, she would realize that his power equaled that of Great Red.

And with the barrier that naturally encompassed over the entirety of the Gremory clan's land, no one outside the barrier could sense the power up and come to her aid.

It took a couple more seconds until she registered that nothing happened. She slowly opened her eyes, wariness present in her lavender tinted orbs as she gazed into the transformed state of her opponent.

Silence stretched between the pair as Venelana observed his glowing form with Naruto just giving her all the time in the world.

A slight shift on the torso had Venelana hissing in pain, a fact that Naruto immediately registered as he brought his right palm towards her belly.

The brunette ruin princess immediately attempted to back away but failed, hissing even more as pain erupted all over her nervous system.

Naruto raised his hands in an effort to calm her. "Hey I won't hurt you, please trust me when I say that I can help." He slowly lowered his palm while holding eye-contact with the brunette's fearful purple orbs.

Gently he landed his palm on her wound, sending her an apologetic expression when she winced in discomfort.

Seconds passed before Naruto eventually pulled his palm away. A healed torso in place of what was once a damaged and heavily bruised stomach.

All traces of pain seemed to disappear from her system, a look downwards towards her belly revealed unblemished and smooth skin. Venelana looked back up confusedly at the blonde. "… You healed me… Why did you heal me?"

Naruto shrugged his shoulders casually, his transformation fading as his form returned back to its base state. "You were hurt and I had the power to heal you so I did."

"B-But I'm your enemy."

He frowned and shook his head. "No you're not."

Slowly, Venelana got back up, all the while maintaining eye-contact with the whiskered blonde. "Who are you?" she questioned, curiosity dripping from her tone.

The shinobi smiled. "Naruto Uzumaki, all around badass and the ultimate pervert." He proudly introduced himself.

Venelana face-faulted, a rather impressive accomplishment as hardly anything fazed her nowadays.

She got back up, gritting her teeth and sporting a vein that budged on her forehead due to the blonde menace. "I am well aware that you're a pervert, after all you had the nerve to not only steal, but announce that you're the one who took twenty of my underwear!"

A chuckle escaped Naruto as he rubbed the back of his head sheepishly. "My bad about that Vena-Chan, I honestly tried my best to not let myself get distracted but I'm afraid you and your panties were too irresistible."

Frustration intermingled with confusion as the matriarch of the Gremory clan glared at him. "Why did you fight my daughter? How does she relate to this?"

"Well if you really want to know." He shrugged his shoulders. "She came to me, not particularly pleased that I took her best friend's underwear, we agreed to have a match with stipulations that I then won, after that we went our separate ways."

Dread did not even begin to express how alarmed Venelana was feeling at the knowledge gained. "The Stipulations! What were they!?"

Naruto brought a hand to his chin, stroking his nonexistent beard while humming exaggeratingly. "Wellllllllll." He mischievously drawled out, a grin appearing on his visage as he could sense the frustration boiling within the brunette. "To put it simply, If I won which I did, she would give me her underwear, owe me a favor of any kind, and I believe the last stipulation was her giving me a ten minute sexy dance while wearing a swimsuit outfit of her choice."

"She already has given me her panties, that leaves only the favor and the dance." He added.

"I'll owe you a favor of any kind as long as my daughter Rias owes no favor to you, the same goes for the dance." Venelana instantly proposed, more than willing to do everything she could to lessen the weight on her daughter's shoulders.

Naruto's eyes briefly softened, a mother who would do anything and everything for her child… He was really starting to like her. "I'm willing to accept the favor transfer but not so much with the swimsuit dance, That I'm afraid Rias-Chan still owes me"

Venelana let out an unladylike grunt but nodded. "Very well, now what I wish to know is why you are here? Why have you been trespassing for the past few days? And why did you seek me out."

A terrifying grin emerged from the blonde's features. "That's very simple, I've come to free Rias-Chan from her arranged marriage and I need your help in doing so." He sent a thumbs up to the flabbergasted devil.

She blinked. "You're here… to help my daughter?" She asked unsurely.

"I am." He nodded.

"But why?" Venelana demanded to know, immensely worried about what the blonde's help could mean for her youngest.

Naruto felt his eyes soften once more. "Because I want to help."

A scoff escaped the brunette's lips as she shook her head. "Nobody helps for free…" she stated evenly.

"I do." He stated seriously, all traces of mischief and amusement fading away from his eyes.

Silence encompassed the pair as Venelana gazed deeply into the windows of Naruto's soul, searching fruitlessly to find anything that pointed to a hidden or malicious agenda but ultimately seeing nothing but plain honesty and a genuine desire to help.

Still despite what she found, Venelana couldn't help but question the strange but powerful human she had just fought, needing to be absolutely certain she could trust him with her daughter's future. "You really do wish to aid my daughter?"

Naruto nodded softly. "Yes, I believe that if you can help someone, then you should. I also believe that everyone should have the right to decide who they want to marry, those two reasons are why I want to help Rias-Chan if it's alright with you, and if it helps my case, I'm not planning to help in order to receive more favors or anything like that."

Venelana closed her eyes briefly, pondering and reflecting about everything that had been said and done, here was someone with a strength that rivaled and possibly exceeded the strongest the supernatural world had to offer. He showed her mercy, showed her daughter mercy, healed her wounds, and he seemed to possess the desire to truly help her youngest child.

The mother in her was scared, scratch that she was frightened, frightened of him harming Rias in any sort of manner.

But the logical part of her knew that if he truly wanted anything and he was a bad person, there would be absolutely nothing that she could do to stop him.

There was much torment that he could have done to them, much pain that he could have inflicted upon them and walked away unscathed and yet nothing heinous had happened to her or Rias, on the contrary he had only been merciful when he could have taken what he wanted by force.

And that was not mentioning that while she wasn't the most capable sensor in the underworld, She was still a good enough sensor to be able to tell by the feel of his power, the warmth that exuded from his energy, that he really was a good and kind man.

All the evidence pointed towards him being a genuine person.

Having taken all that into consideration, she finally came to a decision, hope blooming in her chest at the prospect of finally being able to help her precious daughter against her marriage contract.

She opened her eyes to gaze at the human, walking into his personal space and cupping his hands gently. "I'm counting on you to help me free my daughter, please don't let me down." She pleaded softly.

Naruto sent her a gentle smile. "I promise you that Rias-Chan will be free from her arranged marriage by the end of this week."

"Thank you… Thank you Naruto Uzumaki." Venelana squeezed his hands gratefully before letting go. "Now while I would like to know what you have in mind and what part I play in your plan, I believe that is something to be discussed in a more appropriate setting, namely the kitchen where we can have a cup of tea."

"I like how you think Vena-Chan." He gave her a thumbs up.

Venelana giggled and looped her arm around his, gently dragging him towards the mansion. "Why thank you young man, we are no doubt in for a pleasant conversation and while we walk there, I think it would be a wonderful idea for you to tell me just why exactly did you steal so many of my underwear." She said cheerfully.

The shinobi cringed, he knew stealing her underwear would be a bad idea. "Well uhhh you see umm… I have many goals, one of them in particular involves…" "Involves you stealing my panties." Venelana's cheerful features no longer looked cheerful as she deadpanned at the shinobi.

Naruto laughed nervously. "Something like that, One of my goals is to have amassed at least three hundred underwear from the most beautiful women in the world and as it so happens, you are one of the most beautiful that I have ever laid eyes upon."

A giggle escaped her as she laid a tender hand on her cheek. "Flattery will get you everywhere young man, that said I didn't think someone so young would find someone so old like me to be so beautiful."

He looked at her incredulously. "Vene-Chan you are gorgeous, no, you're beyond gorgeous, you're literally tied for first place for the most attractive women I've ever seen." And he meant it, the women before him equalled Yasaka in beauty.

Honestly the only reason he hadn't been blushing when he gazed at Venelana's visage, a visage belonging to a Goddess, was because he had already developed an immunity after being around Yasaka for almost a week.

"Awww you're such a sweetie." She stopped them in their tracks, raising a hand and gently pinching the blonde's cheek much to his confusion. "But I still don't appreciate you stealing my underwear."

Naruto felt dread grow in his stomach as Venelana smiled pleasantly, perhaps a bit too pleasantly.

The way he felt was understandable as she then proceeded to twist her fingers almost painfully.

"OWWWWWWWW!"

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Hours had passed since the interaction between the hero of Konoha and the brunette ruin princess.

Once having arrived in the Gremory mansion, the unusual duo parted with the intention to reconvene once more in one of the unoccupied guests room, Naruto till then being given access to a room of his own that came with plenty of clothes of which he could choose to wear or take along with a bathroom where he could either shower or relax in the hot tub.

It was a nice experience after having to sneak around for the past few days.

But what made the occasion all the more delightful was the fact that he had a private chef assigned to him by Venelana, said chef was currently delivering ten more cups of ramen while glaring at the blonde distastefully, having had enough of the whiskered man who had already eaten around fifty cups worth of ramen.

Did a blackhole exist in the blonde's stomach?

That was a question that Venelana's personal chef wondered as he set the tray on the table and inwardly prayed to Satan that he would no longer have to make anymore of that infernal and bland recipe.

Naruto paused mid-slurp, glaring menacingly at the chef who took a step back. "Did you just call ramen, the food of the Gods, infernal and bland!?"

The chef reeled back, unaware that Lady Gremory's guest could hear his thoughts.

"No I can't your thoughts you dumbass! That's insane!" Naruto shook his head at the stupidity of the chef, he must have been going crazy being cooped up in this place. "I know your thoughts because the ramen God told me of your blasphemy!"

"P-pardon me?" the chef tilted his head in confusion, Ramen has a God? Said God told the blonde menace of how he disrespected Ramen?

Naruto rolled his eyes. "Just leave me be, I can no longer tolerate your presence after how you disrespected Ramen of all things."

Happiness surged deep from within the chef's chest at the prospect of finally getting a break, nonetheless he was hired for his professionalism and etiquette and despite how annoying his host was, he still needed to maintain decorum and respect. "Thank you for excusing me sir, do let me know if you wish for anything."

With that said, he promptly turned around and proceeded to stride away, leaving the blonde to stew in rage at the blasphemy of someone disrespecting the recipe favored by the Gods.

'I shouldn't have let him get away, instead I should have given that pompous bastard the nastiest wedgie in the history of all wedgies then hang him up from the ceiling so everyone can see how pathetic he truly was. Th-'

A giggle reached the shinobi's ears, snapping him out of his ramen-induced rage, Naruto tossed a curious look towards the entrance of the kitchen and promptly sniffed so the blood wouldn't leak from his nose as one Venelana Gremory came strutting in, looking like a powerful yet seductive business woman.

Garbed in a brown pencil skirt that easily illuminated and showcased her wondrously thick and meaty thighs along with a button up white shirt that struggled to contain a whole lot of women, she looked absolutely bewitching before the blonde.

Naruto watched on with rapt attention as the gap between them slowly narrowed, Venelana taking small measured steps so as to not shred the skirt that desperately hugged her broad hips, and considering her hips were almost twice the width of her shoulders, that alone meant that her bottom half was insanely wide.

And her tits were so big! He honestly had no idea how she managed to stuff them in her shirt or how she managed to have her shirt all buttoned up when they were so huge! Though to be fair it did look like the buttons would fly right off if she made any sudden movements.

So awe-struck by her beauty, he didn't realize his mouth was hung open as she finally reached him until she gently placed her hand underneath his jaw and slowly raised it upwards, Naruto felt himself blush… hard.

Venelana sat down and sent him a small teasing smile. "Hello Naruto-Kun, I hope I'm not bothering you at this time."

It was through sheer will alone that Naruto somehow managed to stop himself from blushing anymore as his eyes locked onto Venelana's mesmerizing amethyst colored orbs. "No, no, not at all, If anything I'm grateful for the hospitality shown towards me, thank you Vena-Chan."

She giggled. "You're very welcome. Before we resume our conversation, may I get you anything? Water? Tea? Food?"

The shinobi smiled but shook his head. "Thank you once more for the hospitality but I'm good, I was actually putting your chef to a workout." He revealed sheepishly.

A small laugh escaped the matriarch of the Gremory clan. "Yes I did see him on my way here, he looked positively happy."

Naruto rubbed the back of his head. "I think I might have gone a little overboard with the food requests."

"That's alright, I'm pleased to hear that you had a good time since I had last seen you a few hours ago."

"Thank you again." He nodded his head in gratitude.

Venelana smiled as she laid a hand on his shoulder. "It was my pleasure, now please tell me what you had in mind."

The shinobi grinned.

End.

And that ladies and gentlemen is the beginning of the friendship between our favorite blonde and brunette.

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