Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious or any of it's characters. Nickelodeon and Schneider's Bakery do. I just borrow them sometimes, but always return them cleaned and pressed.

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Beck sat in his RV, going over the current problems he saw at Hollywood Arts. Or at least the problems his social group was having, and how those problems might affect their futures. If he was honest, he saw a lot of them, and part of it came down to his own laziness. 'If I weren't so willing to just let the girls come to me, maybe I'd be in a better place.' He thought once again.

The problem was simple, yet so hard to solve. He, along with most of his friends, were dating the wrong people. To make matters more complicated, he now knew that several of his friends were probably gay or bisexual. Andre was gay, but deeply in denial. Robbie was bi, and again so deeply in denial. 'Of course, the two of them should never be together. That would be a disaster. Dre needs someone who can keep up with him, while Rob needs anyone with a taste for the weird.'

That always brought him to Cat. 'Her problem is she's straight, and would do so much better with a girl. I mean, I've met her roommate, and I was stunned that she found another, not exactly a tomboy, but tough girl. Someone so like, yet dislike Jade. Sam's the kind who doesn't back down from a fight. I'll bet she'd be great for Cat, except Cat's straight. Good thing there's Trina.'

He shifted his notes, looking again at the Vega sisters. 'I'm sure much of Trina's desire for the hot boys is like Jade's decision to date me. Both of them just wants the status symbol. Yea, I'm sure Jade's mostly gay, and Trina's probably mostly gay too. I just wish they got along better, cause no mater what, they're h gonna be in each others lives for a while now. Oh well, Trina and Sam, which puts Jade with Tori.'

'Tori, I'll bet you aren't even aware you check my ex out more then any guy at school. I've seen you looking at her ass, or her tits.' He smirked. 'I know what you want. And since I'm the nice guy, I'll get her for you. I'll have to trick her, like I'll trick Sam and Trina, but I'll get her for you, fix everything. You'll be happy, and Jade…. She'll just have to get used to the idea of someone else being happy making her happy.' Beck checked his notes, going over his charts again.

'So I've got Tori and Jade, Sam and Trina, Dre and, lets see, maybe Burf? I hope Sinjin isn't too upset that I know his friends bi, leaning towards gay. Almost set Burf up with Rob, but the boys got too much of Sinjin's nerdy support feel to him. Let him support Andre, and Rob can still be penciled in with Cat. Both need to grow up a bit if I'm going to make that a long term idea.'

'I've already made inroads to meet this hope Quincy, since she's a high maintenance girl. Lacks the Jade threat, but I suppose it didn't matter to Andre. Girl has an attitude. Then again, after Jade, and her insisting on fighting that guy so I could go to my audition, I think I can face any dragon and still come out okay.' He shuddered at the memory of Jade in the hospital. No long term of disfiguring injuries, just a bunch of bumps and bruises that came with a hard fight. Not like the other guy. 'Big, boxed golden gloves, poor guy never stood a chance. I understand he was able to walk again, almost like nothing ever happened. Maybe next time he'll understand why everyone is so scared of her.'

Refocusing on his list, the hansom boy looked it over again. 'Sinj's already hit it off with Gabriela, so I don't need to do anything for him but watch and wait. He's okay in that relationship.' Checking over the list one more time, he confirmed that everyone was covered. He pulled out his phone and made a call. "Sikowitz, I need your help. I'm working on a project, to help the others through a little of the high school angst, and I was hoping for some constructive criticism."

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Another story I had laying around. I just feel this is as good a place to let it be as any.