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Trina felt almost giddy as she made her way through the school. She was able to quickly find Beck, moving in with a purpose born of knowing something. "Beck, guess what?"

"No." The actor replied, not wanting to be drawn in. "I'm not gonna date you. Jade and me, we're back together, and while we're kinda, I don't know, I'm in this for the long haul."

"So, you're committed?" Trina wondered aloud. "Or maybe you should be."

"What now?" He asked, engaging without wanting too. "I get that Jade can be a little rough around the edges…"

"And the girl's all edge." Trina jumped in. "Oh, Cat… Nahh, this needs to stay private…"

"CAT! OVER HERE!" The Canadian waved the friendly girl over, pausing only long enough to smirk at the older girl. "What?"

"You think I'll stop, just because you wanted witnesses?" Trina growled. "I'm more then happy to say this in front of everyone. I'm not the one who'll be embarrassed, though if I'm honest, not really something to be embarrassed by. Just, something you should know before you, or Jade, gets hurt."

"Hiiii all." Cat chirped, smiling a broad smile.

"What did you do this time?" Beck accused, not taking the Latina in, trying to guess as to what the girl had done.

"Just more observant then you are." Trina said, staying as calm as possible. "Something's been bothering me for a while, but I only just recently noticed that you and Jade, not the long term."

"What?" Cat asked, looking around. "I don't see Jadey, or anything that might hint that Beck's not totally with her. Sooo?"

"I noticed earlier, when Beck and Jade were talking, around when me and my sister arrived." Trina explained. "And I noticed someone checking Tori out. As in, wanting her. Not that uncommon, guys are pigs, and undress her with their minds all the time."

"What?" Beck asked. "I didn't…"

"Besides, it doesn't mean anything." Cat cut in. "Do you have any idea how many of you guys I've undressed? Usually because I don't like the particular outfit you're wearing, but I've seen you all naked more then I ever wanted…." A momentary look of confusion crossed the petite girls face. "Um, not that I'm thinking anything impure, cause I'm Cat, all sweet and pure and god, I don't wanna be so fluid, but sometimes, I don't know what, but I just like… Trina, quick, is it wrong if I've had dirty thoughts about, say, just about everyone?"

"Does Jade know about this?" Beck wondered.

"Jade's like a sister to me, while Tori…" She put her hands over her mouth.

"It's okay, me and Tor, we're used to people thinking about us like that." Trina sounded more assuring then almost ever. "Part of being the hot girls. That's why I think she didn't much mind when…"

"Jade's not like that." Cat cut her off.

"I wasn't checking you… wait, what?" Beck felt like he had whiplash. "I mean, Jade's not… Like what?"

"Jade was practically devouring Tori with her eyes." Trina explained. "I think she's been having these dirty thoughts about my sister for a while now, and I just finally put it all together. Girls hide it well, that one particularly, but I think Jade's got a major crush on my sister."

"Don't be ridiculous." Sinjin jumped in, reminding them they were fairly out in the open.

"WHAAAA!" Trina jumped at the boys voice, practicality on top of her.

"People don't hold onto a crush nearly as long as that." He finished.

"Wait, what?" Beck was trying to catch up.

"Jade's caught feelings for Tori, and she did so a while ago." The lanky nerd explained. "In fact, I believe it happened when Sikowitz forced them to do that date, for the play."

"But Jade and me got back together AFTER that." Beck protested. "Plus, Jade's done so many things to Tori, after, and none of them hint at any feelings, except maybe her usual levels of disgust."

"See, Jadey's not like that, and not struggling with her attraction for your sister." Cat echoed. "So the last thing she needs is for you to go around telling people she does, and that Tori might, probably would, lets face it she's dated worse…"

"Doubt she's dated better." Sinjin chimed in.

"DUDE!" Beck called, and his friend stepped back.

"Anyways, Jade's with Beck, and while they've lost the passion, are just going through the motions, it doesn't mean we should be pairing her off with Tori and letting them go snoodle." Cat finished. "Even though I've often wondered what it'd be like to snoodle a girl. I mean, our lips are so much softer, and I know, they can be plenty strong. Jadey, or Trina here, and it does make me damp in uncomfortable places…" Cat was turning red.

"Anyways, I just wanted to give you the heads up." Trina was now looking for a way out, before things got even weirder.

"I'm not gonna date you." Beck sniped.

"I will." Cat added very quickly. "I mean, if you're looking to date one of the popular kids, one of the main people everyone knows is just gonna make it once we finish here, then I'm free, and petite, and cute, and god, if you're into girls, I could so rock your world. Just, I'm all innocent and vegan, so I might need some time to figure chiz out. But I do have that book my brother gave me…"

"On girl loving girl love?" Sinjin asked, trying not to sound too excited.

"No, on roller coasters." Cat said. "The one on girly love Jade got for me, from when we had our talk about my, er, problem. She said I was mentally going through puberty and got me the book to help." Brown eyes blinked, and a smile crossed her face. "So, Trina, I do have a book…"

"Just wanted to warn you." Trina repeated, looking for her own retreat. "Only a mater of time before your girl explodes, and I don't need my sister getting hurt in the process."

"Or they could just date." Sinjin told Trina, even as she walked away.

Helpless eyes looked to Beck. "Okay, I may have seen what Trina saw." Cat said. "But I've been told the odds of two sisters being all gay and such are pretty low, so I'm gonna help by winning Trina, so the odds of Tori being all into Jade will go way down. Like, almost nothing, or maybe totally something, cause I do think, if Jade knew Tori wanted to snoodle her too, I think Jade wouldn't do it, but only because she's so dedicated to you. And she should be, cause you 're the best. So why do I want Trina?!"

Beck didn't answer, watching the older girl walk away, Sinjin trailing behind.

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Just wanted to publish something, anything, and this felt good enough. So, thoughts? Personally, I think Cat was kinda in denial about some things.