Unknown: Yo!
Someone unturn the camera lens to reveal, Chris McLean from Total Drama. Setting up the camera on a tripod then taking a seat. Found footage style.
I'm the Host with the Most! The Master of Ceremonies! The Devilishly Handsome! Chris McLean. Your next Producer of our next event! And since I'm here, it means only thing; the reality tv show of Total Drama is back! And we'll be taking over with our trademark single word archetypes with lowbrow and violent comedy! Me and my band of outlaws will be taking over the show! Now please... welcome to Total... Drama... Wrestling...!
Chris reach out to the camera.
Unknown: Hold it!
A different voice came by. A business suit man with vulture theme design came in. Behind him is a blonde woman in a white dress. Stopping Chris then offer a hand shake. Chris is confused.
Chris: Claude, and Bobbi, right?
Both nodded.
Bobbi: Now, Mr. McLean. I know that you want to host our next show, but we too had been invited to this next event. And we're not naming it Total Drama Wrestling. No. We're naming it, "Life's a Wrestling "
A megaphone appeared behind Claude and Bobbi.
Wrong!
Scare them both towards Chris' side. A stereotypical Jewish man in a business suit, holding a megaphone next to his head. JP.
JP: We're not naming our next show after two Canadian shows! We're naming our next show... "Wrestle Together"! And we'll bring back all of the Attitude Era moments, like bras and panties matches! Unprotected chair shots to the head! Racism jokes!
Unknown: Um...
Mr. Canary wearing casual clothes of jeans, shirt, open sweater and sneakers, is standing there with a microphone and a costume of a classic cartoony Devil.
Canary: Guys! We aren't naming our next after one of yours. And why are you all here? This is a different commercial shoot. But since we're all here...
Husky from Hazbin Hotel present them all booze but Mr. Canary received a Pepsi soda.
Let's just have fun.
Everyone hold up their drinks to celebrate the upcoming event.
JP: So... where are you hosting this show of outlaws? We got your invitation.
Canary: Where else? The stadium of Independent and Outlaw Wrestling; Hammerstein Ballroom. But that's not the commercial I'm shooting here.
Parker Kovak from Producing Parker came from the set.
Parker: Boss, we need to you to be ready to shoot this commercial.
Parker shows him the large book of a script. Dual color.
Canary: Yeah, I know. Kind of wish, Belladonna would had been here to shoot this.
Parker: Alright, can you give me your delivering?
Canary: Okay. Ladies and gentlemen! Us here in PWA, we're not here to promote garbage and outlaw entertainment. But like a long night after work, you need a little time for yourself to enjoy a night. So for one night only! And we might get in trouble for this event. We're just gonna have ourselves a night off of everything else. A night off from all these political correctness lifestyle and just enjoy a party. A party to dedicate to those who doesn't get enough views or to those who kicked open the doors from pissing off to censorship to Abridging anime shows. You're all invited for our next event, "PWA: Outlaw Independence".
Parker: "Outlaw Independence?" Give me that please.
Parker grabs the script and look it over.
Right. I forgot. We're shooting both events. Say the tagline for Outlaw while you're saying it.
Canary: "Let's just enjoy a night off from Political Correctness".
Parker present him a list.
Parker: Are you sure you want to invite these people?
Canary: I want to keep it a surprise. Maybe I'll have a Parody Abridge Character to appear on the show.
Chris: Are we paying them?
Canary: Hell no! Nobody gets paid on FanFic TV. To fictional characters, this is your volunteer work.
Mr. Canary looks at the camera then realize the camera is on.
Canary: Time to turn this off. I got to shoot the "P 'n' P" commercial.
Mr. Canary turned off the camera for the show's logo.
PWA: Outlaw Independence
"Let's enjoy a night off from Political Correctness"
Camera turned on to reveal Ruby Rose, taped a large X over the show's logo and a tape tagline over the original; "#CancelThisShow!" Ruby turns around with an embarrassed look.
Um... Sorry guys! I was told by Blake to do this. So... she wants everyone who believe in Political Correctness to... cancel this show...
Someone handed Ruby an invitation
Thank you! Guess I'll see you all there too.
"#CancelThisShow"
Card participants will be reveal in a later date, and will feature a 10-Bell Salute to Jerome "New Jack" Young.
