Beryl's Guardians Arise! A Yuri Adventure!
Chapter 8
The news announcer read calmly, "Are magical girls corrupting Japan's youth? Next, Cutey Honey, the Guardians and Eighth Wonder."
Stock footage of Cutey Honey's nude transforms, the fetish gear the Guardians wore and the heroine Eighth Wonder getting lewded appeared.
"Your nose is bleeding," the woman co-host sighed.
"Eeep, sorry," he got a hankie.
"Today we have a Shinto priest arguing nudity represents purity and holiness, along with our local media critic," the woman added.
Grampa Hino waved cheerfully, in full priest outfit.
"GRAMPS," Rei groaned as she switched off the TV.
"There there," Ami patted her arm.
"Is Eighth Wonder even canon for our universe?" Mina broke the fourth wall.
"This is a Shanejayell fic. If it's vaguely yuri, they'll include it," Makoto said.
"Ah," Mina agreed.
"Could we stop breaking the fourth wall? It annoys Pluto," Ami reminded them.
"Speaking of Pluto, why didn't she tell us the Guardians were out there?" Usagi asked everyone plaintively.
"She SAYS it's to preserve the timeline," Ami sighed.
"I think she just does it to mess with us," Mina sighed.
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"WHAT THE FUCK," Setsuna aka Sailor Pluto groaned, upon seeing footage of the new Guardians some weeks ago.
"I take it you weren't expecting this?" Michuru aka Sailor Neptune asked.
Setsuna poured herself a stiff drink, "The probability of them appearing was... a million to one."
"Well, I guess we hit the jackpot," Haruka aka Sailor Uranus noted. She paused as the film hit a close up of Guardian Faith. "Is that RUBBER?!"
"Dear, you're drooling," Michiru sighed.
"Sorry," Haruka looked sheepish.
To be continued...
