The Wrestle Festival Face-Off

Disclosed small location. Tiny arena with production crew and some roster members as the crowd. Ropeless ring and post. Titantron screen. Small stage and walkway.

Night Two:

Armin Arlelt is in Parker's place. All of the male roster are out on the stage and around the ring. In the ring, a chair in the middle of the ring with the National Wrestling Alliance's World Junior Heavyweight Championship and an American flag on it.

Armin: Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the 10-Bell Salute for; James Guffey, aka, Jimmy Rave.

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After a long pause, all the talent and the small audience slowly spplauding and cheers. All the talent left the arena except; Adrien Agreste, ASTA, Black Star, Boruto Uzumaki, Crimvael, and Shinra Kusakabe in formal attire, walked down to the ring with production crew are placing seven ladders around the ring then move the Memorial chair at the front of the table to be presented all night.

Armin: Ladies and gentlemen at home. Please welcome six out of eight participants for the Collision Course Match at Night Two. Or... I should say, seven out of six, since I too will be competing in the opening contest. I do need redemption back at Outlaw Independence. And now, my six opponents. Which each will have their words before continue the night.


The Collision Course Match

Each participant goes up on the ladder with Armin alone in the ring.

Boruto: I can I say something first?

All talent agreed but Star.

Boruto: Thank you, but screw you Black Star. I want to say that I'm honored on being in the opening contest with both ASTA and Shinra this year. And having five more participants for our version of a ladder match. I'm happy that I am in a match where I can finally win a match on by own two feet. To me, this is my very first big step out of my father's spotlight. To me, competing against seven other men and putting them through tables will be a challenge. But just because I'm doing this alone, both ASTA and Shinra found out last year's opening contest, I won't make it easy for anyone here. And once I place six of you through the tables, I'll climb the ladder and grab that briefcase to show you all that I'm not only the Prince of Shonen Jump, but the King of Opening Contests. Thank you.

ASTA: I'll go next. I'll keep it short. When I first heard that I'll be part of the First Anniversary of Wrestle Festival, I'm glad to be part of it. Then I heard I will be competing against both Boruto and Shinra again, just minus Deku, I will use this match for my lost from the Pilot last year, and I will come out as the victor.

Shinra: I'm so glad I get to come back for the First Anniversary, and like both Boruto and ASTA here, I'm glad to be in the opening contest. And like ASTA here, I'm here to avenge my loss last year. And after last event from being the lose to the fatal four way match at the semi main event, I don't want to lose to seven more men. This Devil will send you all crash through and into the depths of Hell. Thank you, and I'll see you all at the Festival.

Crimvael: First off, I'm honored that I get to compete at the Festival. Since last year, I was originally meant to take part of, but I got shy. It's not till Global Warfare I got the balls to compete. But I never thought I would be competing in a Collision Course Match in my Wrestle Festival debut, but at least me and Mr. Arlelt are the match veterans by default. And I'm looking forward on showing off my gear, and show everyone that Intersex characters are gonna be the biggest feature in PWA. As for this match, this is my redemption on being the literal first elimination back at Outlaw Independence. Angels will fall sometimes, but like any redemption stories, Angels will rise back up to the Heavens. Thank you.

Adrien: Wow! I can't believe I'll be competing at my first Wrestle Festival. And not gonna lie, I'm pretty damn lucky on getting the chance on competing in the Collision Course match. Can't wait to show everyone that the Wrestle Festival is the night where the Ladybug cast will come out in their big debut matches. When me and Marinette debuted back at Global Warfare at our home country of France, we wanted to redeem ourselves from our loses, which Kirito, you asshole! Got me eliminated by pixie dust there. And when I win the Collision Course, which by the way, what's in that briefcase?

Armin: I'll answer it. It's up there for symbolism. We would had a giant Sonic ring up there, but that would look incredibly stupid. But if you win the match, you get a huge payday. At least around... semi main event paychecks levels. At least that's what both Mr. Canary tell me and Joey showed me when he won it the first time. And like Crim right there, I'm only in this match because I wanted to redeem myself from my nearly victory at Outlaw Independence. I'm not letting any of you to beat me in this match. And as for the eighth participant, well... we all got our Invitation Card. Our eighth participant will be kept secret till the event.

Star: Okay... seems unfair that you only know who's the final participant since you're a producer, but I don't care. I'll beat them regardless. This is my grand debut at the Wrestle Festival which I was left out from last year's. But I didn't want to be in the preshow battle royal, because I wanted in the main event match with the stars that only half the star power as me. And at the Festival, I'll show you all that I'm the big man of PWA. The true main eventer. As much I hate being in the opening matches, but I'll steal the whole damn show. And I'll prove to you all that after the First Anniversary, I'll be moving up in the world. You all can believe that. And... since ASTA, Adrien and Crimvael are here, they're the real vanilla midgets because how does it feel to be in the same ring with a giant among men? And how does everyone else feel on being in the same match with a true star. And...

["Kill the Noise" by Papa Roach]

Star microphone cuts off as everyone then nods before walking away. Star is complaining that he pulls out a laundry list from his pockets.


Armin: I know Star, but since I'm hosting Night 2, I can have final saying. And no, I don't even know who's the eighth participant. Both Mr. Canary and Parker down there had kept it confidential from me. Now before I get into our next faceoff, Ciel with the Victorian Empire will be joining us via satellite. And to make an announcement, both managers had agreed to nixed the tag team match by instead of a 8-man tag team match into a 10-man tag team match

Animals Brutality & the Freeman Brothers vs. The Victorian Empire

[Ryback: Meat on the Table]

Louis with Adam Taurus and Shirou Ogami had enter the arena wearing suits.

[MVP: Return of the Ronin]

Huey and Riley Freeman had enter the arena, Huey wearing casual suit wear while Riley wears a gangster style suit.

Both teams sat at the same side of the table facing the titantron to reveal Ciel is with the Victorian Empire of; Alejandro Burromuerto, Andre Grandier, Laura Bodewig, Lousie de La Valliere, Viktor Nikiforov, Weiss Schnee, and Yuri Katsuki, all wearing suits having a meal. Soma Yukihira had enter the grab some of the plates off the table.

Soma: I'm so honored by having you all being here at our lovely diner. So how's your meals?

Ciel: Save your pleasantries, your meal is two and a half stars at best. Five stars as a fast food restaurant. My butler can make better shit than this, but we're in a hurry tonight. And I'll do all of the talking on the behalf of her Majesty's Victorian Empire. I want to say that I was shocked that you, Louis, wanted to change the match into the 10-man tag team match, involving us two. I wouldn't call it a true 10-man tag team match since you're... missing a leg. But I couldn't resist to see a cripple to be in the ring. It's like watching the...

Huey: Hey! I got a question here; is this because a band of handicap people can do literally anything you couldn't without your shotacon butler?

Riley: Nah! I think it's because he's so tiny, this English bitch, which you are since you're technically act more dog than Alucard. Just without a badass attitude. By the way, what the hell is a shotacon?

Shirou walked up to Riley, whisper in his ear.

Riley: Oh! Is that one show that I know a (censored) lost a bet to watch that Boku no Hero shit?

Shirou again whisper in his ear.

Riley: Right! Pico, that's the one. Thanks bro.

Louis: But I want to know why you had this bitter resentment towards me? Is it really because I'm a cripple? If so, then you're gonna have a harsh reality check at the Festival.

Ciel: I just find it funny. I personally love the idea that a cripple can actual believe they're people. In my time period, they're just the needy where they feel sorry for themselves. And when I saw the Freeman boys joining up, I just believe animals joining up with other animals isn't new to me. A menagerie of animals that lives in "dog eat dog" ideology, since both of your teams are around violence. That's why your ways can never live up to the standards of modern living. Everybody here wanted to play the victim card. So I'll bring you all down in order to accept subservience.

Huey: Subservience?

Ciel: It means "obey without questions nor feelings". But it seems that the Freeman Brothers continue to live in the uneducated lifestyles, don't want to put in the work of making life better for their "suffering" community. You want to know why? The afro one, literally dreams his "perfect" world. And the "gangsta" one right there has hidden potential but decided to waste it on gangsta lifestyle. What can you two actually do?

Huey: 私はあなたのお尻を強い黒のスタイルで蹴ることができます、私は親日派である傾向があります、そして私は彼らの文化が大好きです。そして、これはアニメがアメリカで人気になる前のことでした。私はそれを何年も研究してきました。了解した。そして私は武士道のコードを信じています。

Riley: Y tiendo a favorecer la cultura española porque respeto a los que luchan como lo hicimos nosotros. Tiendo a llamarme "Riley Escobar", porque no solo suena genial, sino que también rinde homenaje a la vida de matones.

Ciel: Oh, look! I guess they can learn other languages than crude English. Unless that's American speaking?

Riley: Y eres un gilipollas que llora como una perra. Y cuando mami y papi decidieron acabar con todo. Tienes que vender tu alma al diablo para cumplir tus órdenes. Supongo que es por eso que tienes un demonio que actúa como una perra más grande que tú, para que puedas sentirte poderoso, sabiendo que no puedes hacer una mierda en la vida sin ayuda, "maestro".

Alejandro stood up in frustations.

Alejandro: ¡Muestra un poco de respeto, cerdo americano sin educación! Solo por eso, lo que enfrentarás en el Wrestle Festival será tu culpa por ese insulto.

Adam: Oh no, señor Burromuerto. La única persona aquí que necesita mostrar respeto es ese idiota al que llamaste jefe. El Sr. Louis es más hombre de lo que Phantomhive jamás podrá ser. No en esta vida, no en la última. Y no puedo esperar a ver qué sucede cuando un hombre con una sola pierna patea el trasero de Phantomhive.

Ciel: Can any of you speak in her Majesty's language?

Louis: My apologies, I should had told them to speak in a language you can understand.

Ciel: Louis, I know that by the end of this program, your little bunny whore must had sleep with ten other people by now. Or unless you toss her around to let Taurus right there to give her a black eye. Or maybe you might need to feed that pooch right there by giving her as a meal. I found it funny that you team yourself up with two know criminals that they might have a mandingo party with her. I believe I got the "urban" term correctly, right? A vigilante who eats his own kind, or a homeland terrorist that could fit perfectly in High Guardian Spice. You see, you're nothing more but a commoner who thinks he can rise above extraordinary people such as myself. And my selected representatives here, they understand why we stand as a united force. We'll live under British Rule once again, and rule over with an iron fist. As for those two right there, they're a bunch of thugs trying to force their opinions down in everyone else throats. They're a couple of boys who needs to understand that trying to help others will only bring anarchy in the end. Look at the Black Lives Matter movement. Instead of being civil about it, you and your supporters will only answer to violence. If you all live under the British Rule, there would be no violence.

Louis: You know, Ciel. You want to know the difference between me and Simba? One was born into royalty but failed to rule his land and turn it into a baron wasteland. While I, was adoptive, but when I went under to the criminal underworld, I ruled over the Lion Mafia and became the real Lion King. It's funny, that both of us have more stuff in common.

Ciel: No, we don't.

Louis: Yes, we do. Because we're willingly to cross a line in order to further our goals. But you know what's the main difference in the end? It's the How we did it. You can't seem to go anywhere without your pedophiliac butler, wiping your ass. While I, one leg or no legs, will keep moving forward. Whether you're with me, or against me. I'll continue on till my goals are set. And my goal is to make sure that my tag team here will be the best damn tag team in Pro Wrestling of Animation. Our theme song, "Feed Me More" is a symbol of us having to adapt and overcome other carnivores. It's an old survival of the fittest, but without the fittest, who will fight for the weak against other carnivores? And you mentioning Haru, slut shaming a girl doesn't give you power. She control her own life. It reminds me of a movie called Jennifer's Body where women can have pride and take control their own sexuality. And as for the Freeman Brothers here...

Huey: We're fighting against the same common enemy. Shirou and Adam here are used as racial storytelling in their own universe. We're all fighting against you elitist assholes, thinking that one rule will bring harmony with an iron fist. The real reason why we fight, is because we're tired of being civil about it. Not gonna lie, I don't like the burning down buildings and constant riots, but we can't just stand aside and let the rig system continues on keeping the common folk down. Adam here had to deal with a bunch of Texans who vilified him for being an abuser rather than being a man who lost his way but live in violence because it's the only life he knows. But since in his Universe, thirst controls the narrative. So Adam here got the worst end of the stick. Shirou right there is an immortal but has to deal with the surperior race bullshit and he's living as an average guy trying to do good things. Riley and I, two black Americans have two separated ideologies of what Black America should be going, but what we both can understand is that even though we have two different ideas, we'll fight for what's right. We fight against white assholes like you, and your subservient bitches right there, who support tyranny to restore order. No!

Louis: And remember this, you try to create a new order but with new orders, they're bound to create their own brand new kind chaos. Order and chaos need each other. Whether you like it or not, when I asked this match to be nixed, I want to prove that losing a limb doesn't mean I had lost my humanity. It just means that I got to learn to adapt and become someone better than anyone can believe. And at the Festival, what happen when you see someone like me, beating a surperior human being? It just means you're wrong on what makes a human being. Cheers, and be prepared to lose at the Festival, because you're personal Pedo-Butler won't be there to save your ass for once.

Huey: But he will pat your ass and make you feel like you're the most important person alive when you go back home when Louis here kick your ass. See your pale ass at the Festival!

The satellite feed cuts out while both teams leave the ring in unity.


Armin: Well that escalated. But I'm not too surprised. But that's one of three multiman tag team matches. And our next batch is just hungry to get their hands on each other for a long time.

The Demon Slayer Corp vs. PERFECTION

[The Shield: Special Op]

Genya Shinazugawa, Inosuke Hashibira, Tanjiro Kamado, and Zenitsu Agatsuma enter through the crowd, wearing casual suits.

[The Miz: I Came to Play]

Kazuto Kirigaya, Kira Yamato, Seiya Ryuguin and Tatsuya Shiba enter the arena, wearing three piece suits.

After entering the ring, all eight men had sign the contract.

Tanjiro: So, are we gonna talk or do you have dinner dates?

Genya: Like the assholes from the Victorian Empire?

Kazuto: Originally, yes. But Phantomhive took our reservation, so we had to change plans. But glad that they got Soma, since he's a lousy cook compared to my wife.

All memebers of PERFECTION agreed.

Kazuto: So we got time to kill. I just want to say that I, Kazuto Kirigaya, who broke anime into the modern world. I should...

Inosuke: You see, this is the kind of bullshit we had to deal with all year. You wouldn't shut up about it. Even if you did do it first, Jaeger did it better.

Kazuto: ...That's being disarespectful! I brought anime to mainstream! I brought it! Without me, there wouldn't be Seiya Ryuguin! There wouldn't be Tatsuya Shiba!

Both men agreed as they nod.

Kazuto: And without me, there wouldn't be no Demon Slayer!

The DSC are looking confused.

Zenitsu: We only been here a couple of minutes, and you're already deluding yourself that you're the biggest show in the world.

Seiya: Because he is. Everything he said is the truth. Because of Mr. Kirigaya here, fantasy isekai anime wouldn't be popular. He had single handedly build the anime industries. I wouldn't be here without Mr. Kirigaya. Heroes like; Naofumi Iwatani, Saito Hiraga, Kazuma Satou, Ainz Ooal Gown, Subaru Natsuki, and Tanya von Degurechaff should be thanking him for being here right now. Even Rudeus Greyrat should be thanking Mr. Kirigaya here. If it wasn't here, we all wouldn't have a job right now.

Tatsuya: Chihiro Ogino should be thanking Mr. Kirigaya that he brought anime into mainstream, because he succeed where she failed. She couldn't get anime over, it was Mr. Kirigaya here.

Tanjiro: Taking credit from Eren Jaeger that he brought anime...

Kazuto: He didn't!

Tanjiro: And claiming that Spirited Away wasn't good enough...

Kazuto: Clearly.

Tanjiro: But, if I remember correctly, didn't your movie... I mean your wife's movie finished tenth at the box office? Because I wanted to remind you that...

Kazuto: Those are rigged numbers. I blame C-19 for that.

Genya: Dude! C-19 had made us lose nearly a year or two of our work. We had to put extra efforts into our work once we got the green light. And plus, you got to learn that just let everyone has their moment in the sun. Only the true great series continues on becoming great...

Kazuto: There's no such thing as a great series before nor after mine.

Tanjiro: How can you three stand next to him, spewing this crap all year around?

Seiya: There's nothing wrong about it.

Tanjiro: Wow! Then perhaps me beating you at Chaos City...

Kazuto: Which you cheated.

Tanjiro: ...didn't wake you up from your grand delusion. So we'll have to do it at the grandest stage of them all. The First Anniversary of Wrestle Festival. The Nexus Point of Professional Wrestling. And because you had been deluded of this idea that your brought anime to mainstream, but really, this is nothing but pure jealousy that other animes that had done it... well... better than your show.

Kazuto: Better... than... my show? That's clearly resentment because it took you, what? 19 episodes to finally break out while it took me one episode to be the biggest anime on the planet.

Kira: It took him one episode.

Kazuto: Surrounded myself with equally talented main characters that could rival my show, or... at least beneath me. Their characters are just as perfected as myself.

Tanjiro: I got a question, why call yourself "Perfection"?

Kazuto: You don't get it?

Tanjiro: No, honestly. I still don't get why you're called "PERFECTION".

Kazuto: It's because we're perfected main characters. And why's that? It's because we accept Everyone for who they are, even if they don't fit our higher social ladder.

Zenitsu: Higher social ladder?

Kazuto: Yeah. Look us all here. We live in upper class, but we still accept everyone for who they are. We motivate them to become better. Even though they'll try and fail, but we continue to accept them for who they are.

Kira: Yeah, these fans want to believe that we're too perfect. Like these fans believe that I'm Jesus Christ. People believe that Seiya is too cautious, but he doesn't want anyone who can't handle themselves to get hurt. Tatsuya got a simple mindset of enemies and allies. We serve and protect people from not only from enemies, but also themselves.

Seiya: Seeing people being unprepared for everything in life, and when they finally step up to challenge, they choke out and end up losing everything. They aren't ready for anything, and the Festival, we're gonna show you all on how prepared we really are. Plus, I made Gods look like bitches when I came into their worlds.

Tatsuya: And when we step up to the challenge, just assert our dominace to let everyone know that no matter how hard you try, you can't stand with perfection. Me, and Seiya here. We're the heavy hitters and we'll make sure that nobody touches Kirito and Kira here. Because compared us to them, we're easy mode to their God's Mode.

Kazuto: From the Four Horsemen to Evolution, and from Fortune to the Pinnacle, but you want to know what they all have in common? They have weak links like; putting the limb horseman down in Ole Anderson; the past will die out like his plane ride from Hell of Ric Flair; there's nothing fortunate about Douglas Williams and Matt Morgan; and went from being perfect ten, going all elite drops him down to ground zero. The difference between us and them is that we're the literal definition of PERFECTION. Everything we do is perfect. We have the perfect women. We don't discriminate, we'll hang around with people who aren't in our standards but they'll feel important when we stand next to them. And seeing you four standing in front of us, you'll find out why we're perfect. And when you, Tanjiro, beaten me at Chaos City, you'll find out that you and your popularity will drop to my sword art online series, because you're just another Jump product. You can be replaced, If you don't ask me, you can go asked Kurosaki. Because how many shows had replaced him? Too many. And how many shows had replaced mine? Not one, because Naofumi is just some rapist brainwash women to do his bidding. And when Asuna beats your and Naofumi side dishes. Oh wait, you're from Jump, I forgot. Let me correct myself. Your babymaker, which means your little sister Nezuko is only there to be nothing more but entitled babymaker.

Tanjiro tries to leap up buy Genya and Inosuke holds him back while Zenitsu goes between. Seiya and Tatsuya stand in front of Kazuto and Kira.

Tatsuya: Listen here, Kamado, at the First Anniversary you'll find out that your dedication on saving lives will be nothing compared to us, being perfect. You're an enemy of PERFECTION, and you'll be neutralized.

Kazuto: See you all at the Festival boys.

PERFECTION leave the arena while Tanjiro cooled down before they leave through the audience.


Armin: Our next contest is something of a strange bedfellows.

Keyaru vs. Naofumi Iwatani

[Chris Jericho: Judas]

Naofumi enter the arena in casual wear, then Keyaru walk afterwards and right next to Naofumi causing a confusion from him. Keyaru is in formal wear.

Both parties signed the contract.

Naofumi: Look, I wanna keep this short, because I just want to sleep it off and kick your ass at the Festival. And no, you're not coming out with Judas playing. You're coming out in your theme music, back from Global Warfare. And as promise, we're getting a real competitive match unlike at Deadman's Hand. So if you want to talk, then talk away. I'll be heading out. I promised Filo that I'll take her out to McDonald's after the Faceoff.

Naofumi left Keyaru behind.

Keyaru: Well, since I got the spotlight, I mine as well start speaking out. I wanted us to be friends since we're similar to one another. When I first debuted back at Global Warfare, I was hoping we could get along. We have so much in common. I was brutality rape by my party and kingdom. My friend Naofumi had been accused as a rapist, been alienated by the Kingdom he is sworn to protect. Even Kirito back there admits that he sees nothing but a rapist in Naofumi, but I can't let that happen. We need each other far more than anyone else. I see myself in him. As he too, maybe in denial, but he can sees himself in me. I have no intention on hurting his love ones. Back at Dreamwork, I wasn't planning on doing anything wrong, I was gonna show my support, by telling the blue hair princess that she can be so much better than the royalty I had to deal with back in my own universe. I was gonna set her straight, into the rightful path. With proper guidance by Naofumi and I, she can change the world, forever. I can understand why he hates me, but remember this, I'm a victim of sexual abused. I know to you all that male sexual abused isn't as big as female sexual abused, but I'm a product by my own surroundings. And seeing Naofumi being accused as such, I had to step up and aid him. And us being becoming a tag team is a way of uniting abused victims. You all know what friendship truly is? I know you all had spend your time online, playing whatever games that are popular. I had spend months, living outside of Naofumi's apartment. Making sure Filo doesn't get in trouble with the bad crowd. Watching over her, like her own personal Guardian Angel. Protecting her from the Lolicons. I did all that, to be friends with Naofumi. As a matter of fact, I had spend hours on studying their daily activities. I had done so much good things to Naofumi. I had willingly to go down that deep just to be friends with him. I even tell Filo about stories about my hard struggle. I told her that I could be your friend's personal healer. I can heal him from his derangement. Friendship... is such a beautiful thing. And...

Naofumi power walks back out to confront Keyaru.

Naofumi: That! That is what I was talking about! You're obsessed with me! What I hate about you, is that I'm more worried about the safety of Raphtalia and Filo, and you nearly gave me a fucking heart attack back at Dreamwork! This delusion of friendship you're trying to forge with me, it's out of control! I'm sick and tired of having you laying in front of my apartment, scaring the shit out of Filo! I only agree to this match, to stop this! At the Wrestle Festival, just be prepared for an ass kicking! And one more thing...!

Naofumi grab Keyaru microphone.

Naofumi: This is over! Just get ready! The sooner this is done, the sooner the match will happen!

Naofumi left the arena again, then Keyaru gives him a standing ovation while leaving.


Armin: And hear I thought my friendship with Eren was nothing but derangement. Our next contest is between two Shonen Jump icons!

Luffy Monkey D vs. Naruto Uzumaki

[Sami Zayn: Worlds Apart]

Luffy hop and dancing as he's wearing his Wano arc casual wear.

[Kazuchika Okada: Rainmaker]

Naruto enter the arena, in a three piece suit.

Both men signed the contract.

Luffy: Is the suit really necessary, President Trump?

Naruto: Well, we are one of the biggest matches on the night, so yes. In order to prove everyone that we're better than the rest. And cute joke, it's like your LGBTQ+ representation.

Luffy: You don't have to answer it with a snarky tone.

Naruto: Yes, but I want to know, why do you want this match?

Luffy: I want this match Uzumaki, is because we need it to end. I had a feeling that this match represent that we're near at our end on the top. Because we can go on, just retire from the industry itself. We're going down into history. We have a legacy to live off from. It's our turn to step aside to let the others continue our work. We don't need a shit ton of spinoffs in order to live forever. Shows like Deku, ASTA, Tanjiro, Yuji, etc. They had proven they can do this shit without us. Me, you, Yugi Muto, Yusuke Urameshi, Himura Kenshin, Jonathan Joestar, and Kenshiro. And seeing the cast to lead Jump, and seeing Jolyne Cujoh, who been waiting for 21 years to finally one of the first female leads after Emma, to give Jump that Progressive leap of fate. Nina and Noel, they're gonna join up with those two, and our American partnership to bring RWBY into our small time deal, we got ourselves the Jump Four Horsewomen. Removing Ruby, we got ourselves the female version of Jump's Big Three. And now, seeing both Yoh Asakura and Ichigo Kurosaki are now getting that chance of redemption to finish where they stop. Ichigo, starting next year, he's gonna hit his swan song. We're entering the end of an era. And Gon, is the only person that's left in the 90's, and I don't even know if he'll ever come back. But it seems that... starting at 2014, it seems that Jump had been reborn with Deku. Then ASTA came by a year later. The next year, Tanjiro, your son, Emma had enter the scene. Senku came by at 2017. Then Yuji came in at 2018. Denji came crash through a year later. And now, the 2020 era had came, we started to see a fresh new faces, wanting to take our places. Wanting to give out the best damn stories before getting their time under the spotlight of anime. And for the first time... I feel like, I can leave happy. Knowing the future is secured and in good hands. Till... Goku came back for Dragon Ball Super. Then you, how you used your son in order to stay relevant. Do you know, that I am the only series that had been here since 1997. I had seen them all come, then seen them all go. I had been fighting for that number one spot till 2009, twelve years after my manga debut. Hell, I'm the only Portuguese main character in Shonen Jump. Son Goku is a Chinese icon due of being an allusion of the actual Son Wukong. You and Ichigo, as the other two Pillars of Jump, are the only Japanese representatives. But I don't see Ichigo coming down from Japan to London, England to steal the spotlight away from the English girls. I ain't planning on making any spinoff series where I steal the spotlight. And even if we do, the spinoffs can be fine without us.

Naruto: No. I don't think so. All we need to do is create a spinoff and continue our lifespan. We'll be immortal. Ichigo is doing this out of spite. Of course he'll be involve in it, whether the fans like it or not. While Yoh... he's just a pity show. Edward wanted him to get the Brotherhood treatment, not us. And spinoff series need the original characters. Look how much a failure the Yashahime series become. And the series you mentioned, they aren't Big Three material. As long you, me and Goku are still around, nobody can't take these seats away from us.

Luffy: That's why we create the Big Three Monarchy. To create a long term future for Jump. Not to rule over them like we're some kind of an empire.

Naruto: Yeah, but like Mr. Son keep saying at the office, they aren't getting over as series. That's why Deku is being told to speed rush his story. Like how Emma was to speed run it, because she proves to Mr. Son that female protagonists can't get over in the Shonen genre. If the God of Anime can see that, then as the President of Anime, I will agreed to his decision. You, you're just a Kingpin. Because you seem to cover yourself in filth, by hanging around with the younger shows, trying to tell them that they're good but really they aren't. That's why we are still here. The fans don't give a shit about Tanjiro, ASTA, Deku, pretty much anyone that Mr. Son gave up on. That's why he worked on the Promised Neverland season two, because if Jaeger can make ten episodes feel like a cinematic experience, then he can easily make eleven episodes the greatest show ever. But these fans didn't bought it, and Emma, had to paid the price. She wasn't over then, she isn't over now. That's why we had to cancelled the Goldy Pond movie, which was meant to serve as the climax of her story.

Luffy: Oh, come on Uzumaki! You know that's bullshit! There was never been a Goldy Pond movie or seasonal schedule. Goku specifically rips the Goldy Pond scripts right in front of the kids.

Naruto: Yes! To teach them a lesson. That if God isn't impressed, than I, as a President of Anime, I can't improve it. The Big Three Monarchy is just there. To give our younger shows hope, but there's really only the Real big three. The Anime God of Dragon Ball series. The President of Anime in Naruto. And you, the Anime Kingpin. The other series, they're just a bunch of pissants, trying to reach out status. But you? You seem to interest in naturing the younger shows like you see them as the future, instead of us. They're only interest in short term, and even Deku, who promised to be here for 20 years but like everyone one else, they're just a bunch of failures.

Luffy: You want to know the difference between a president and a kingpin? A president is a person who wants everyone to kiss his ass, but a kingpin is a person who other anime Has to pay tribute. Because unlike you, who groomed up your son to be this next "Prince of Shonen Jump", but I want him to step out of your shadow and stand on his own two feet. Unlike Goku and yourself, I know that my time will come, but these younger shows got to learn to step up to the challenge to be our replacements. ASTA, DENJI, Izuku Midoriya, Tanjiro Kamado, and Yuji Itadori. I see them as the future of Shonen Jump. But I'm not a spotlight hogging prick who'll used his own son to keep himself relevant, while Goku, wanting to put an end to these shows because they aren't what he order. But I don't want to let them have it easy, I want them to pay tribute. And you know what I mean about that? I want them to be better than me. Prove to me that they're ready to take our placement in the Jump Monarchy. Whether Goku or you, like it or not, we got to learn to step aside and make way for the future when you know that they can do it much better than us. But the longer you delude yourself that you're still a big name, I'm here, to knock you down a few notches. Because here's something you're not gonna like and I'm gonna say it in Portuguese; 'o que quer que você possa fazer, posso facilmente repassar e fazer com que pareça uma história vazia e sem sentido. Então, "Sr. Presidente do Anime ", prepare-se para ser homenageado pelo Anime Kingpin. Porque vou chutar o seu traseiro'.

Naruto: See you at the Festival, Luffy.

Both men left one after the other.


Armin: Our contest is a man who I beaten at Attack on Titan: Fight For Freedom event, and let you all know, the following program will be in German. By Google Translation.

Edward Elric vs. Eren Jaeger

[The British Ambition: Faceless]

Edward is wearing a military uniform suit while walking down to the ring.

[Randy Orton: Voices]

Eren slowly walking down in a suit as he enter the ring.

Both men sign the contracts.

Eren: Möchten Sie etwas Inspirierendes sagen? Ich habe Zeit zu töten

Edward: "Töten"? Klingt ungefähr richtig, für dich. Ich habe einige Gedanken über Sie, aber ich versuche mich kurz zu fassen.

Eren: Ich dachte "kurz" wäre dein Triggerwort. Wie ich mit "Titanen".

Edward: Ihre ständigen Hassreden haben diese wenigen PWA-Vorfälle überlebt. Ich habe mich gefragt, warum Sie es lieben, Hassreden zu verbreiten? Ich kann verstehen, warum Sie einige Aspekte der Menschheit hassen, aber es scheint, dass Sie selbst die Ideologie des Hasses leben und atmen. Denn wenn ich auf Summer Stampede zurückblicke und die Fans mir Standing Ovations gaben, scheint es dich stinksauer zu machen. Um mich und meinen Bruder Alphonse nach dem Spiel anzugreifen. Dich lächeln zu sehen, weil wir verletzt sind, scheint es, dass du die Hölle liebst. Warum ist das so?

Eren: Ich liebe die Hölle nicht wirklich, aber ich verstehe, warum du so denkst. Ich bin frei. Diese stehenden Ovationen von Summer Stampede haben mich befreit. Als ich letztes Jahr mein Debüt beim Wrestle Festival gab, hatte ich ursprünglich gehofft, mit Ruffy zu fehden, aber ihn bei Global Warfare zu besiegen, war zu einfach. Ruffy zu besiegen war, als hätte der Undertaker seine erste Niederlage bei WrestleMania XXX erlitten. Ruffy Monkey D ist kein mythischer Gott, er war nur ein einfacher Pirat, der einen Realitätscheck braucht. Und mein Match mit Armin bei einem PWA-Solo-Event von Attack on Titan: Fight For Freedom, es ist ein Liebesbrief für meine Serie. Aber danach musste ich etwas tun, und als Mr. Canary mir einen Wettbewerb zeigte, der der Familie Hart und ihrem Ringkampf im Schießstil gewidmet war, stimmte ich zu. Ich war überrascht, als es bei dir war. Aber diese Standing Ovations haben mich vor Langeweile bewahrt. Ich wollte jedem vor mir wehtun, aber um diese Ovationen von dir zu bekommen, ein Lob für einen Verlorenen. Mir kam eine Idee und ich musste das Publikum wecken. Um sie alle die bittere Realität kennen zu lassen. Gib denen keine Hoffnung, die verlieren. Verbreite nur Hass, um andere zu inspirieren, es besser zu machen.

Edward: „Um es besser zu machen"?

Eren: Das ist richtig.

Edward: Okay, da Sie es lieben, Hassreden zu verbreiten, sprechen Sie weg. Wie gesagt, mach es kurz. Wir wollen uns beim Wrestle Festival gegenseitig umbringen.

Eren: Weißt du, was ich an dir und den anderen Machern hasse? Hass kann nichts ändern, aber sehen Sie, was Hass im Vergleich zu "Glück" bewirken kann. Sehen Sie, wie viel Hass andere inspirieren kann. Wenn Menschen anfangen zu hassen, motiviert es sie. Aber was ich daran vom Schöpfer-Universum hasse, ist, dass sie an diese erbärmliche Ideologie des Weltfriedens glauben wollen und diejenigen, die dies aus reiner Reinheit erreichen wollen, werden zuerst abgeschossen. Aber wenn ich den Leuten, die diesen Weltfrieden wollen, einen Rat geben kann, hier ist er; Um Ihr Ziel zu erreichen, müssen Sie lernen, ein Heuchler zu werden. Schauen Sie sich Cody Rhodes und seinen Hass auf die McMahons und Helmsley an. Sein Hass schuf "All Elite Wrestling". Und eines Tages wird AEW wie die Führung von Dusty Rhodes fallen oder sich in ein anderes "schlechtes" Imperium verwandeln, das McMahon getan hat, ein Kreis muss bestehen, um andere zu inspirieren. Wussten Sie, dass der Hass der Leute auf WWE Mitte der 2000er Jahre den Aufstieg von TNA und ROH begann. Wie die Herrschaft von Antoinette wird eine Schreckensherrschaft entstehen. Hass inspiriert die Schöpfung. Hass macht glücklich. Glück erzeugt Hass. Die Schöpfung weckt Hass. Ich habe so lange in Hass gelebt, ich verstehe, warum alles so ist, wie es ist. Revolutionen schaffen immer Zerstörung, und Zerstörung wird an den Opfern der Schöpfung zusammenbrechen. Das ist die Zukunft von ROH und Impact Wrestling, sie sind die Opfer einer Revolution. Hass kann so viel bewirken, aber die Leute hassen die Vorstellung davon. Also injizieren Sie sich in diesen positiven Lebensstil. Wann hat die Menschheit Dinge aus Freundlichkeit getan und sie nicht heimlich aus Hass motiviert? Jeder ist von Hass motiviert. Hass schafft Freiheit. Freiheit ist im Endspiel immer mein Ziel und das werde ich bis zum bitteren Ende auch weiterhin tun. Sie wollen wissen, warum ich den Weltfrieden als fiktive Ideologie betrachte? Denn die Schöpfer werden ihren eigenen Weltfrieden verhindern. Und es ist traurig, dass Sie und jeder von ihnen das Ende wollen, das sie wollen! Aber ich habe ihnen nicht das Ende gegeben, das sie wollten. Ich habe ihnen das Ende gegeben, das sie brauchen. Ich habe den Schöpfern ihr wahres kanonisches Ende gegeben.

Edward: „Wahres Ende"? Beeindruckend! Du bist wirklich ein hasserfüllter Mensch, der alles hasst, was Glück auflöst. Du hast erwähnt, dass Hass eine Person motiviert, aber für mich ist mein Bruder meine Motivation. Meine Frau ist meine Motivation. Alles zu Hause ist meine Motivation. Es scheint, dass Sie vergessen haben, was Ihnen wichtig war. Ist die Liebe Ihres Kameraden nicht gut genug? Sind die Hoffnungen und Träume Ihrer Familie nicht gut genug? Als ich dich zum ersten Mal sah, sehe ich ein wenig von mir in dir, aber nach jeder Staffel scheinst du dich mehr für die blutverschmierte Freiheit zu interessieren als für die tatsächliche Freiheit. Und dich ständig über Hass reden zu hören. Ich weiß nicht einmal mehr, wer du bist. Ich bin nicht der Typ, der Freunden in den Rücken sticht. Manipuliere Familienmitglieder, um meine Gebote zu erfüllen. Ich benutze die Wahrheit nicht als Waffe eines Lügners. Aber anscheinend ist das alles, was Sie in den letzten Jahren getan haben.

Eren: Elric, beim ersten Jahrestag des Wrestle-Festivals wirst du einen brutalen Weckruf bekommen. Hoffnung wird mich nicht schlagen, denn Hass ist viel mächtiger, denn Hass wird Hope diese bittere Realitätsdosis geben. Seien Sie vorbereitet, sonst. Weil dir das Ergebnis nicht gefallen wird. Es kostet Sie einen Arm... und ein Bein. Wir sehen uns beim Wreste-Festival.

Eren drop the microphone then leave Edward behind.


Armin: Now our semi main event, will be contested under the Dreamwork Elimination Match. Something both leaders agreed on before entering the ring. Let's bring out our next participants.

Hope Over Despair vs. The MC Rejects

[Sanity: Controlled Chaos]

Nagito comes out alone with a signed contract with Fuyuhiko, Gundham and Nekomaru signatures already on. Nagito immediately grab all of the MC Rejects microphones. Nagito is wearing formal wear.

[The Social Outcasts: Outcast]

All four men are wearing casual attires as they enter the arena. The MC Rejects signed the contracts.

Nagito: I wanted to speak first, since I'm a lesser symbol of Hope compared to my partners here. As a matter of fact, Fuyuhiko and Gundham are having a double date dinner with their ladies, Peko and Sonia, while Nekomaru is sparring with Akane in their way of date night. They have literally anything better than seeing any of you tonight. So as a lesser symbole of Hope, I'll represent them and face all of you tonight, because you four don't deserve to see them at their peak. Like a true symbol of Hope, I'll allow all four of you to speak, but only one at a time. People like you four are just here to ruined and sour the feeling of main character aura that everyone else had came through tonight. So who wanted to speak first? But please keep is brief. We have two more absolute symbols of Hope coming up next. But I'll start first, since I wanted to lead by example. To me, Hope is like finding the diamond in the rough. That once in a century group of people. Look at CM Punk. When he started, he said that veterans from the Chicago circuit where jealous of his wrestling abilities and putting on better matches in a backyard. When he started "training", he instantly became Hope itself, proving you Need to be born with Talent to be the... how can I say this? Lead the heard of wrestlers into the promised lands by proving how much better than he is. Seriously, I think he picked a random name to give credit for "training him" to be a wrestler to prove he's average. And lucky to his "trainer" he got a pupil that's as average as him in Colt Cabana. CM Punk did the right thing but he's didn't back stab him. People who are born with Talent, they just get rid of those that are normal. CM Punk just got rid of Colt Cabana because he didn't want to accept his place as the subservient companion, worshipping Hope itself. And when Cabana lost his "court case" to CM Punk, it wasn't hard to see that nobody cares about Cabana when CM Punk beat a court case to WWE. Cabana is just a parasite who latch on to CM Punk's success. And speaking of those who should accept their placement, it reminds me of another example, Brian Myers. You see, when I first heard about Brian Myers acceptance on being buried by WWE, and he admits it himself. I was actually happy that those who aren't born with Talent should continue their lives as Hope's stepladder. But when C-19 hits, and when he lost his job, he start this campagne on being this "main eventer" and blames WWE for his release. Jeez. This is why I hate average and normal everyday wrestlers. Now a days in order to get over, you need a sob sad story by saying, "I lost my job while my wife is pregnant", "I was booked or used wrong", or "I had a family to feed and the evil corporation fired me". If you know an "evil corporation" is known for bad booking in the main roster than you should expect it and embrace it, not bitching and whining about it after being released. And if you know your own value by saying you're okay putting other talent over, than you shouldn't go out and start complaining about it. Why accept your position by making yourself expendable, only to bitch about it afterwards? You got a family? Who cares. I'm using Myers as an example since he's one of average and normal professional wrestlers. The point is, that Hope and Talent are meant to be on top while those who work hard are meant to be in the bottom. People like Brian Cage is the living proof. He's in a company called; All Elite Wrestling, and he's proving that not everyone can be Elite. He works hard for everything, he's just there because he got friends in high places and been replaced by a premiere athlete. People like Cody Rhodes, who were born as Hope, as he's battling against McMahon's Hope. But I want both to continue their fights for Hope in order one side can absorb the other. Cody won't stop till he wants WWE to die to prove His Hope is far more better than McMahon's. Rhodes want to bring in wrestlers who are born with Talent and Hope while McMahon wants to start over by looking for Talent and become his next Hope. It worked before, look at Rock, Reigns, Lesnar, Lashley and McIntyre. They were green till McMahon had a vision where they become his Hope. And when Lashley and McIntyre went away, everyone wants them because McMahon sees them as their Hope before going back. While Rhodes want to put over talent that He thinks that are Talent. Rhodes want to shove those who don't have Talent and only has Hope but will become one by placing them in Dark. Seems fitting. While McMahon wants a person who isn't showing weakness to sickness and losing, like his son-in-law who ends up in a hospital bed. Like Rhodes, Punk wants the McMahon Family to die. Martha Hart wants them to die. But that's the Battle of Hopes. It should be epic tales for years to come. There's no such thing of glory for all, there's only one spot and you had to get rid of the one who's on top. Impact Wrestling is the first to many of those who had accepted their subservient company to AEW. Mexico wrestling companies are nothing but subservients. Look what they are when they want to be as equals to everyone, nobody giving a damn about them. Even Lucha Underground was treated the biggest Mexico company in the world. And since I'm done for now, let hear what you four have to say. Who's first?

All four are talking among themselves as they decided to go alphabetical order.

Nagito: Deku... you ain't going first. I'm tired of seeing you. So let's start with the southern hick. And which hick I'm talking about? Lil' Oscar Pine.

Nagito passed the microphone to Oscar.

Oscar: First off, hello everybody. My name is Oscar Pine. I debuted in PWA solo event of RWBY: Broken Eclipse. I was part of a eight man tag team match with Jaune Arc, Lie Ren, and Yatsuhashi Daichi. Sadly I'm the smallest person in PWA. But when I was invited to participate in the Global Warfare's Declaration of War battle royal, where you Komaeda, cost me to victory. All this started by a accidental superkick to eliminate you out of the match. Then what follows later that night, helping Deku here, you send your little attack dogs after us. Then insult to injury, Nekomaru, which seems I'm a giant magnet for giant men, to choke the living shit out me. All year long, I had that muscle bound asshole keep coming down onto me. Choking me out. Tossing me around. Then the gangstar boy came by, and sadly like all gangs, he loves to come in to make hit and run strikes, and acting like he's the big man. But you know what, I'm okay with this. I'm okay on being assulted, on a regular basis. Because I'm used on being bullied at school. Me, Deku and Reiner here can relate to that. And want to know why I'm used on getting bullied, because one day, a Faunus family moved into the country, and the other country boys and girls, came in and start harrassing them. I went to school with their kid, and I try to protect them. Protect them till middle school because they left to the Vale Kingdom. But the bullying didn't stop. Because you want to know what those bullies called me? They call me a "Tail Chaser". To anybody, specifically Rooster Teeth since they wrote the damn show, a "Tail Chaser" is a racial term to Humans for liking or befriending a Faunus. Being called a country boy hick, I had to bust my back and bring everything I do at my job as a farmer boy. My aunt, who took me in after my folks passed away, resulting me being a Tail Chaser, gave me the best view at the house. It's always a rinse and repeat when it comes to me. I get bullied, I come back home doing farm work to get my mind off of things. I don't have friends back at home. I get shy and rejected by every other girl I like. I was just a simpleton. Then one day, Oz came to my life then basically strongarm me into his war. With a little emotional blackmailing on the side, I just had to pray the Emerald God and Pale Goddess to look over me, and hopefully I return home alive. But when I left my home, my aunt told me that I had taken my first step on becoming a hero. I had no goals on becoming one, in fact, I never planned on being the hero of the story. I know in RWBY that we had three main, main characters and I'm the third. But I'm like the typical small boy main hero troupe. People like Simon Jiha, Edward Elric, Yugi Muto, Deku here, I'm following the troupe where simple soul becomes the hero of the story. When I journey throughout in RWBY, getting my ass kicked by another gigantic man, getting hit on by a Neko girl, being overshadowed by a dead girl by the time of character development, "thanks" Jaune boy, but none of it didn't stop me. None of it, didn't broke me. I may be just a body for Oz, but I'm no Ozcar. I'm Oscar Pine. And from this journey, I not gonna break, because I didn't need to become an asshole nor a "harem king" troupe, but I did found one thing that average people can find when they're at their darkest hour. I had found my confidence. Komaeda, I'm no small boy who'll get bullied and be beaten down just because I don't fit a certain "Emerald God". No. At the end of the night, those same people, including you, and your little Hope gang, are gonna bow down. I went from being a farmer boy to the Emerald Prince.

Nagito took the microphone away from Oscar.

Nagito: Wow! That's so... boring. So you're a tail chaser, congratulation. I only paid attention the first bit, the rest was just self-pity. I love the bullying part, it's interesting since people like you, go to public school and yet you're still part of the story? All I can think that Oz should just take over from then on. Nobody cares nor misses lil' Oscar Pine. You mentioned Yugi Muto, but like his life, nobody cares about lil' Yugi boy. Everyone loves Atem, even the latest movie was about bringing him back. It ended with Seto Kaiba meeting him one more time. So Oscar, I don't care if your folks are dead. All care about is Oz taking over you. That's it. Next... Reiner Braun.

Nagito gave Reiner the microphone.

Reiner: How dare you, talking down on Oscar here. He's out here, pouring out his heart and soul, only for you piss on it? This is the kind of bullshit I just can't stand. That's why I joined up with Deku, Oscar, and Sokka here, because they're fighting an uphill battle. And as I was sitting at sidelines for months. Since my debut back at Attack on Titan: Fight For Freedom, I haven't done much. I originally was gonna debut back at P 'n' P, but I'm not canon Bisexual to participate. It wasn't till Deadman's Hand, where I won my debut match against two of toughest SOBs in the PWA roster. Then at the end of that night, I had to make a choice. When Deku, kicked your ass and outsmarted you, you and your little gang there, start assaulting them, I decided to aid kindred spirits. I was called the Plot Armor Titan for years, but for one time in PWA, I'm gonna fill my role as the Armored Titan, I'm gonna shield them to protect them, and making sure that they'll get their revenge on you, and your little band of "merry men". I wanted to say that I see myself into these three young men here. They aren't meant to be the main characters, but they had proven they can be side-by-side as equals with the most powerful people. Being a small blonde hair boy, growing up in the ghettos, has to make my mother dreams to come true. A dream that she knows that never come true, but I still kept going forward. I got hated by Porco Galliard. I got his brother killed. I had left comrades behind to their deaths. I had murdered like 20% of the Walls. I had inspired a genocidal psychopath to kill 80% of my universe population. You know what that does to a man? The only time I had felt I was the most important person to do the job, is when I got home, saw my cousin, smiling up to me. Saw Falco, who's family had been disgraced by Marley, seeing like a hero walking down the streets. And for four years, before Season 4 aired, I had so much time to think about. What can I do? In PWA, I had nothing much but being a big man in a wrestling company, but till the end of the night. The reason I'm a reject to the role is because I wasn't meant to be that hero of the story, but I got the damn responsibilities of one. I maybe the Plot Armored Titan, but there's nothing protecting my mental state from the horrors of war. But I kept going forward, because I want to protect till the bitter end. That is all, Komaeda.

Reiner tossed the microphone towards Nagito.

Nagito: Soldiers... expendable bunch of hopeless people. Their job is to Die for people of Hope. Actually, they're lower than the common average person. They're meant to die regardless. And hearing that sob story, doesn't move an inch. You're no Mukuro Ikusaba since she's the Perfect and Ultimate Soldier. She was around your age when she started killing people, and look at her now, there's no side effects in her mental state. Like a true symbol of Hope. Is soldiers are gonna complain about their job description, then they should just die already. Okay, Sokka. I don't want to hear a sad story about you, but I guess that's what tribal people tend to do. Bitch and whine about everything. Right, Mr. Canary?

Nagito placed the microphone in front of Sokka, who immediately grabs it.

Sokka: So you think I'm gonna bitch and whine? Well, I don't Tanaka with a dog, unless he's the owner and the three of the bitches in the group. With Akane, Sonia and Peko at the side. And seeing how much you complained about us, makes me wonder if you're the Queen Bitch of the group. But don't worry, I'll tell my sob story after dissing you and your "friends" who became the reason why Hope's Peak is in the toilet right now. And seeing how it treat the "Reserved" Department, I doubt Hope's Peak wasn't meant to be long term deal. I got a question about that, "how does a school went from being a success turned into a financial failure?", because if it money that badly, it wasn't meant to last that long. And seeing that no matter is a person is born from Hope itself, doesn't mean they're the embodiment of Hope itself. Now to your friends. You got a muscle bound guy who spew out lightning. A ninja looking guy who thinks he's evil. And a gangsta who the leader of all gangs. You sound like you got yourself Gen-One Pokemon gym leaders. Okay, I don't really got any jokes because like Hope's Peak itself, it would fall and break down into nothing but rubble. Time for my sad story. You know how hard it is, when you're the only man in a village where there's nothing but the elderly and children. I want to train the children because I know I won't be there to protect them. But when me and my sister found Aang, or Ung but we don't talk about that. When we found Aang, and found out he was the Avatar, we were surprised that he's on a journey. We didn't know what we were getting ourselves into, but we went into the heart of danger, and into the enemy territories. It was one giant suicide mission, I mine as well join up with a Squad to do it. Throughout the hardship, I found love up north. But when she knows that she has to die, I didn't want to accept it. But we both know that she had to do it. I carried it. All of that pain, just to hide it away by a smile and couple of jokes. Then Suki, came into my life. I was confused because I didn't know how to handle to move on from Yue death, but Suki help me. I accepted it because at night, I can look up and thank Yue, then look at my side to see Saki with me. Both keeping me happy. And during the war with the Fire Nation, I was outclass. Outgun. And seeing what my friends can do, while I just toss a stick around and swing a sword. But it was my fighting spirit that kept them fighting. Without me and my fighting spirit, Aang, my sister, everyone else, we would all could had lost, but in the end, it doesn't matter how much power or bending you have, it can never match the heart of a fighting spirit. And that's what you tend to don't understand, Komaeda. Everyone wants to rely on their "Talents", had lost their fighting spirits when a model came in and destroyed the shit out your lives. I don't have a sad story. I have a fighting one. And like any proud indigenous person, you ain't gonna take that away from me, because call me a main character reject all you want, but my fighting spirit trumps any talent. I wear this loose orange tie and bandana on my arm, with nothing but honor and pride.

Sokka drop the mic in front of Nagito.

Nagito: Pretty cute, Sokka. "your fighting spirit trumps any talent". I don't think so. Talent is that when your born with. It's not something that should be worked or trained for. What you're spewing out is nothing but Despair. And seeing you managed to score two ladies, but one did the right thing since she would rather die than be with you. That might be the smartest thing I ever saw. And the other, like any pity story, emotionally manipulation. You were in it for the ride. Riding your sister and brother-in-law coattails. So pathetic. I love how much in denial you're in. Perhaps the wrong Water Tribe member died that day.

Sokka was about to leap over but smirk at Nagito then flips him off.

Nagito: Thank you, everybody. I know you all had to do something better than listening to a bunch of entitled characters think their important, making up some sad stories to get over. Specifically Pine, since well, if Rooster Teeth don't give a shit about him, then why should I? Goodnight everyone!

Nagito leave the ring and walking back up to the stage with the microphones. Izuku shake his head then slides out to grab Armin's microphone before going back in the ring.

Izuku: Aren't you forgetting someone, Komaeda?

Nagito looked annoyed.

Nagito: Nobody gives a shit about you, Midoriya!

Izuku: I understand that, but it seems you hate me far more than you hate anyone else here. And since I don't got my chance to speak, and talk about my sad story, I'll talk away.

Nagito: Ladies and gentlemen! Izuku "Deku" Midoriya, got something to say! I can't wait to hear what's so inspiring about you, Midoriya.

Izuku: Gladly. But first, when you struck me at My Hero Academia: Plus Ultra event, we broke the PWA law about solo events. When you, Tanaka and Nidai cosplay as the League of Villains, just to jump me. To be honest, I can understand that. But when you jump and assault All Might, that is where you're taking it too far.

Nagito: Yagi is a Quirkless human being that suckered me and everyone else that he was someone special. But I lost all kinds of respect to him when he announced that he was Quirkless back at Season 2. I thought it was a marketing ploy or something to make your skinny fatass being hopeful, but no. As a symbol of Hope, we had to beat him down in order to provide Peace. Hope trumps Peace. And as long you're holding that One For All power as a hostage, I will never stop till you lose it, because you're motivated by Despair itself.

Izuku: And you sound like every hater who hates me, because I'm so basic. Yeah, I can respect that. But they had to respect that I was just a skinny fat otaku who did nothing but watch videos of my all of the heroes. Both of us aren't much different than the other.

Nagito: I don't believe that at all. There's nothing we have in common.

Izuku: Well I see that we both are basically two sides of the same coin. Where you admire Hope so much, you became Hope itself. But how you abuse your privileges, everyone bend backwards for you, even your own classmates. And when I first started, I'll admit the plot save my ass more than once, but I have more people coming after me. I had to deal with a bully who hates everything that I am, and the feelings are matured back. I had a prodigal son coming after me since I was his All Might to match his Endeavor. I had to deal with a power that breaks me, every time I use it. I have a mother, back at home, who had to make me happy every step of the way just keep my hopes up. And when she told me she had her doubts, I admit, I resent her but moved on for forgiveness. But every time I got hurt, I ended up hurting her far more than I had ever hurted myself. When you had a Quirkless son, ending up in the hospital, all she wanted to do is bring me home and keep me protected. She doesn't want me to get hurt after finding out my Quirk. But when I told her that I won't stop, she decided to let me go and follow my dreams as a superhero. I'm expected to get hurt by the end of the day, but unlike you, I won't fall into Despair that easily. When you said that Despair motivates me, it's because I know how my mother feels when she sees me at the hospital! Their Despair! Motivates me to become their Hope! I went out, being a vigilante for months before coming back to UA. I had to fight everyone, everyday. I fought and fought till I finally brought down. It's ironic, because when my classmates beaten me down, I still ended up standing tall.

Nagito: I don't see why we're the same. We're different in every way, Midoriya.

Izuku: And for once, we can agree some one aspects to that. You want to know how much different that we are? I had spend ten months on building my body, losing body fat in order to have that great power. Because with great power, there must also come great responsibility.

Nagito: Don't you dare use that quote to inspired yourself into betterment!

Izuku: You want to know why my character was inspired by Spider-Man? It's because I, along with Danny Fenton and Marinette Dupain-Cheng, back at Excelsior, we were inspired by one spider. We were common kids, but had a huge ass responsibility to deal with. We grab our shit, and start moving forward. I had spent ten months to be ready, and even when I was, I still have my "skinny fatass" kicked. But kick me down, I'll keep coming back up to kick the ass at the end of the day. You, who lost to Despair, and had to have an "average" person to bring you back to life. And when you saw me for the first time, you hate that my hard work, became the embodiment of Hope itself. Peace gave me Hope. And my hard work, will prove you wrong that at the First Anniversary of Wrestle Festival. Just be prepared for an ass kicking, Komaeda, because at on that night, you'll only see the lights with me, over you. And you're gonna find out that being a reject in life, will make you the main character of your own story.

Izuku toss the microphone back to Armin. Nagito looked pissed as he drop all of the microphones as he walked away. The MC Rejects bows before leaving the arena.


Armin: Now our main event of Night 2. And for a special one night stand of theme musics, they'll be going under Retcon Rules, and Goku, will be allowed for a name called song. Please welcome, our competitors which I'm also happily announced that I'm surprised that Goku accepted, that the match at Night 2 of Wrestle Festival will be contested in the Shonen Jump Deathmatch.

Goku Son vs. Ichigo Kurosaki

[Johnny Gargano: Coming Back For You]

Ichigo enter the arena, in casual clothes. Immediately signs the contract as he waits for Goku.

[Hiroshi Tanahashi: High Energy]

Goku is wearing a three piece suit as he walked down to the ring. Goku sat down without signing.

Goku: Okay, let's get this meeting over with.

Ichigo: You're not gonna sign?

Goku: I am, but I want to hear what you have to say, since you wanted this match. So I accept it, as promised. So, just talk whatever you want. I'll be here, checking my tweets and seeing my business notes.

Ichigo: So you don't have time to hear what I have to say? Okay. I'm more surprised that you're even here. I want to asked one simple question, why? Why did you have my show canceled back at March 2012?

Goku: Simple, your numbers started to drop down faster than Vegeta's importance.

Ichigo: No, I got a feeling that there's something more to it. Since I had been loyal to you for years. And when I gave you the final arc script, on August 22nd of 2016, I never saw that script afterwards. And each time I keep asking, on where's the green light? I'm waiting for that green light to the final arc? And when Eren Jaeger became big, I keep telling you to green lid the final arc, but you kept laughing. And when I saw my "replacements" in the meeting room. You seem to be interest in the idea of replacements, but you also have the idea of putting our own shows down because you think they can't get over. So I'm gonna ask, what are you afraid of? And what did Jaeger to your mindset? Because you go to a very private office. A no window office, exclusive to you, and you only. There's something in that office that's haunting you. So what is it?

Goku: I have portrait... of Eren Jaeger. Hanging on top of my office, with him staring down on me. And I also have a quote underneath it with the most ironic yet fitting sentences, aiming down on me. It was... 2013 when the anime came out, then a year later, the pissant beaten Luffy in the manga. He humiliated my Jump series. And when I was promoting Dragon Ball Super and Resurrection F, I had a talk with Clark Kent and told me that he was impressed that Eren broke the anime glass ceiling then congratulate me. I told him, I didn't do that. Then Clark took me to see a movie, called the Dark Knight Returns. And it was the second part that got to me the most. As a matter of fact, I'll read it to you, and everyone else here on what Jaeger did to me, and humiliated me back at 2013 and 2014, and currently when he came back from his haitus.

Goku pulls out a sheet of paper with a couple sentences.

Goku: "I didn't have to go easy on you. A different binding agent, a stronger mix. I want you to remember that. I wanted to remind you to stay out of my way. In all the years to come, in your most private moments. I want you to remember the one man who beat you".

Goku put away the paper.

Goku: I have to look at that portrait every single day because ever since I saw how much of an impact that pissant made, and keep trending every week, even when nothing happens. Seeing that pissant humiliate all my shows, I had to retaliate. So I green lid Shaman King, and your show, but I'm not expecting big things out of your show since like the Mugen Train arc series, it had disappointed me because the fans tuned out of it. I gave the fans the Jujutsu Kaisen Movie 0. And as much I as I hated, I had to green lid Chainsaw Man. I didn't want that gore loving pissant to run wild, but Jaeger made me do it. I want a show to finally put an end to Eren Jaeger constant praise of being called a modern masterpiece. But afer his run, and looking back, to see nothing but a sea of failures. Just like you. I don't expect you and be a success, I just think it's a nostaglia trip to the fans. You're just... not important to me at all. Your replacements did it better.

Ichigo: That is what I'm talking about! You never seen to be impressed what I had been through! And when I was "retired" from the anime industry, and a year later, when Jaeger made The anime of a generation, you had started to sign multiple dark fantasy animes. Because ever since, he became your biggest regret of 2009, you wanted a show to match his, but when I came up to you with my Final Arc, you laugh your ass off and keep saying; "this Demon Slayer kid might be my next golden goose"; "Did you know that women can actual be main shonen characters, Emma might be my biggest achievement"; "I found a show does yours much better than you can ever do, it's called Juju something"; "I'm not expecting big things from Chainsaw Man, he can go on Jump+ to do Part 2". Seriously, whenever you seem to have a dark fantasy, you had always hated it because they don't fit your ideology of a main character! You gave Senku father a spinoff series because you said to yourself, "who is This character, and why is he in this smartass show? Get him a manga! Because that's good shit!", I don't even think you green lid Senku's series. I think you saw that muslce bound idiot, Taiju Oki, and you thought he was gonna fix the world by punching the problem or bullying the villain to do so. Then you saw Senku, you said, "he won't get over as a main character. Everybody hates smart characters, that's why I buried Light". And now, even you're putting down Deku, who been loyal to you, but you're telling him to speedrun the entire series. You clearly don't want any other series that ain't your biggest ass kisser, Uzumaki. Even Monkey D starting to groom the other shows to make sure they'll replaced you, Uzumaki and himself. And I'm here, to make sure that you'll fall like the rest of us did. And at October 2022, you're gonna sit down and watch the lost pillar of Jump becoming the biggest show one last time. And for once, I will be important to you, just I was before you cancelled me...

Goku: And see what I'm talking about? If you want to feel so important to me for the first time in nearly nine years, then this might be the only time in your pathetic sad life of a main character, you have my attention. The real reason why I cancelled your ass, is that you're a failure of show! A failure of a main character! A failure... of a Creator. When Bleach fails, Burn the Witch shows more potential. When you failed as a main character, those English brats does it better. When your Creator failed the first around, he got a better series in his second go. I cancelled your show because it was... best for business. On October 5th, 2004, I had given you everything! Unlike Luffy, unlike Naruto, and even unlike me, you were given a silver platter of success! You were my golden goose of fame! Like Michael Mouse back in 1950, he found himself a golden goose that had launch his empire! And when you debuted back at 2004, you were my golden goose. You, Luffy and Naruto had single handedly build the Big Three in America. You had done it. I gave out money to support your show for nearly eight years, till I started noticing something... your show, started a decline. Your show had been dropping from ratings, DVD/Blue Ray sales, and even your manga ain't selling. I looked over, and over, and over again to see what's wrong. I kept giving money to you, and but each time I gave out, you started to get sloppy. You started to show weakness. You started to become lazy. And then it finally hits me, your series... got over by pure luck. There was nothing great about your show except make all of the teenager girls feel a tingle, or the teen boys pants start tighten up, when they see your characters. For 15 years when your manga is over, I just look at the final arc, and toss the anime script down to the garbage where it belongs. Why? Because like your show, which I happily cancelled because I wanted your show to have a decent swan song, but now you're gonna have an ending that it will end poorly. I only gave you your final arc the green light, is because it's out of pure pity. Since you wanted this match. It's nothing special really, since deathmatches tend to be a common thing, but I'm only doing this just to make you happy. And... I won't be involve with this deathmatch crave, because I'm gonna straight up kick your ass. You can use all of the weapons that pro wrestling can offer, but at the end of the match, you'll be the one that falls from your own imagination while I finish it. And before I leave, I got this one warning; this what happen when you cross Superman, because you're A-Game won't even come close. If you're trying to play this "anti-corporal hero" or "vigilante", but you're gonna realize that at Wrestle Festival, you're gonna get what you wanted but you're gonna bite more than you can chew. See you at Wrestle Festival.

Goku sign the contract and leave Ichigo who has a smirk across his face. Goku left the arena then Ichigo afterwards

Show ended.