[Louis enter the lone spotlight with two podiums of the covered PWA World Tag Team Championships behind him]
Louis: I know you're here for an over-the-top show advertisement of Pro Wrestling of Animation presentation of Dreamwork and Imperial Crown, but I wanted to talk about the state of emergency. For tag team wrestling across the world. You see, this is a PSA for tag team wrestling. Most specially their champions. Let's look at them all.
The World Wrestling Entertainment have six pair of champions; RK-Bros, the Usos, Imperium, Moustache Mountain, Toxic Attraction, and the Queen's Rule of Zelina and Carmella. These six teams may think be their ideal champions but they're just there as a trinket for group of people who has nothing to do in the world of entertainment. Even if that entertainment always treat the tag team division as their personal punching bag in the card.
All Elite Wrestling may had grown in size, but they seem to lost track of the art of tag team wrestling. Even if they have three pairs of champions under their brand. The main team which sadly the least, Jurassic Express which they seem to have struck literal gold when they left out a small boy. The AAA World Tag Team Champions in the form of FTR, continue on being the truly best damn tag team, only be reserved as their least important in the company, so I guess a couple of young bucks say this to them; "fuck the revival". And lastly but not least, the Briscoes and their Ring of Honor World Tag Team Championships. Once known as their legendary run and reigns from being the third biggest brand to now becoming a developmental champions for those who has nowhere else to go. I guess not everyone can go all elite.
New Japan continue on having their two pairs of champions in both heavyweight and junior heavyweight divisions. Chaos runs the heavyweight division while Six or Nine are walking through the latter. But these two are not sending the world on fire due of lack of importance, but since New Japan had always treat their tag team matches as... filler episodes. Nothing with no impact in their divisions. But never send a lion with spray on gold paint to do a deer job who's the true Lion King of the Criminal Underworld.
Speaking of impact, their champions are just a trio who are Violent by Design, but they're nothing violent if others had created more violence than one self. Allowing the Elite run through their locker room, then now allowing the dishonored ones to do the same. They're just there to prove that one had failed as a leader.
National Wrestling Alliance may had encountered their own Rebellion with Satan's beast and a mechanical wolf. Evil seems to run through a small studio, as if they're saying, "Devils seem to come from an old company, and NWA is the only company to spawn one, and now he's a God".
It seems that these tag team champions are nothing more but suffering legitimacy problems. They're all here to think they're champions of their company but they don't hold their belts up high. No pride, even if their side teams are getting more attention then them. No appreciation for the art of tag team wrestling, but don't worry, here in PWA we're here to start a new tournament path of having our first World Tag Team Champions. Unlike those other champions, these teams will butchered and slaughter each other in order to reach the ultimate prize of tag team wrestling. Sixteen teams with a twist will start but only two pairs, one men's and women's tag teams will be champions at the Nexus Point of Wrestling, Wrestle Festival: Road 2 Gold. Round One will begin in Dreamwork.
I'm Louis from Beastars and manager of Animals Brutality, and I'm here to thank you all joining me in this PSA of Tag Team Wrestling.
Dreamwork
Imperial Crown
"The World Tag Team Championship Tournament Round One!"
