CHAPTER 10.5: Coven Lovin Soap Opera

[Open on Luz sitting on the couch on one end, Sora lying on his back on the other, and King flipping through channels on the crystal ball, looking bored out of his skull]

Announcer: And now, the epic return of "Bleeding Hearts," the epic romance.

King groans in frustration and walks away.

Sora/Luz: Ooh.

Luz turns to Sora.

Luz: You like romantic shows?

Sora smiles in slight embarrassment.

Sora: Hey, it's nice.

Luz: *smirks* Hmm...

The two turn to the crystal ball.

Prince: *slides in on a pile of snails* Miss Arabella, if you marry me, our families will be the most powerful witches in the land. *pulls Arabella closer* Plus, I'm super-rich.

A giant Egg rolls into the frame, as he is a giant egg with hair and a face.

Giant Egg: No, Arabella, I scrambled here as soon as I heard. I may be just a lowly stable boy, but our future could be sunny side up.

Sirens wail as a hospital bed is dragged into the frame.

Arabella's Mother: Arabella, my only daughter... you must know one... final thing. Egh. *dies*

Heart monitor flatlines.

Arabella: *gasps* Mama... Mama!

Prince: Poor Arabella. I cry... diamonds. *he does just that*

Other Prince: My angel weeps. *cries a sunny-side-up egg*

The screen goes static.

[Cut to Luz holding the remote, clearly disappointed in what she just watched as well as Sora]

Sora: Ok, that was just terrible.

Luz: Eeeyup.

King flies back into the frame, holding the crystal ball.

King: No! What happens next? What happens next?!

Luz quickly turns it back to that channel, looking worried.

Announcer: And this concludes the final episode of "Bleeding Hearts."

King: WAH! *yeets crystal ball into the ceiling*

(NOTE: I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.)

Luz: Buddy, let me tell you a little something about fan fiction.

King: *squints in intrigue* Go on.

Sora looks at the reader and winks with a smile.